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You’ve heard of pineapple on pizza, but have you ever dared to try pizza on pineapple? What about cheesecake that’s covered in slices of good old American cheese? Or some gas station hot dogs that have been gently nibbled on by a friendly rat? 

I’m sorry to ruin your appetite pandas, but we’ve got some fresh, hot off the grill cursed food pics for you all just waiting to be devoured down below. We’ve taken a trip to this Facebook page dedicated to unsettling food photos and ordered some of the finest offerings from their menu, so we can all enjoy dig in together. Good luck scrolling through this list without losing your lunch, and be sure to upvote the pics that you believe would make Gordon Ramsay have a conniption!

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WindySwede
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, don't know how this is unappealing?

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SobyKay
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love these want em right now

jmdirks
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are cute. Why would they make a persons stomach cringe?????

somed ay
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This not terrible, it's awesome!

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast sandwich shop near us used to do loaded baked potatoes with roast beef/pork smothered in cheese, gravy and spring onions. They were great, pity they changed owners, went to hell and finally shut down.

    Christian Golden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Nobel Committee need to wake the hell up and call you.

    Cindy Brick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, looks good to me! (In fact, I think I"m going to make this, too...)

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know much, but i know pure genius when i see it.

    Pixie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG ! i've got to try this 🤩

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup and you've got a deal 🙂

    Heather W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was 3 and going through radiation, she couldn't eat beforehand so they would let her pick a lunch. (Caretakers didn't get to pick.) Was always chicken nuggets until the day my caretaker meal was tomato soup and grilled cheese. That's all she would pick for the last 2 weeks of treatment. And at 18 it's still her comfort food.

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a cheese hug, a grilled kiss, and a forehead cut diagonally

    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst sitting on the couch in winter, underneath a heated throw rug, next to a snoozing Golden Retriever, watching A Man Called Otto. Wait….that’s me! 😊

    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘ll bring my 2 Goldies and some EggNog for dessert 👍🏻😉

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought when I read "Forehead kiss" was that it was a Liverpool kiss (ie: a headbutt), and I was wondering why they needed both a hug and a headbutt 0_o

    Robin C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a root beer float...

    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love those! Haven’t had any since I moved to Germany! Please: all US-Pandas, have one for me! 😍👍🏻

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    Juliette Deroulede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zackly why I need. Also my bestie in person... Need someone to cry and watch romcoms till midnight with...

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son told me he hated it when I cut his sandwiches diagonally when he was about 10. Idk how I raised a heathen. I don't understand how he's mine at times. Lol

    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘m sure, he‘ll want them diagonally again as soon he‘s out of puberty. Or latest: when he‘s in college! 😉 Mom‘s sandwiches are the best!!!

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize cutting a grilled cheese any other way was legal.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do enjoy an occasional grilled cheese sandwich cut diagonally, dipped in ketchup... comfort food.

    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! Add a little Tabasco to the catsup! 😉👍🏻

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    If you’ve been around the Bored Panda block for a while, this likely isn’t your first encounter with unsettling, disgusting or all around frightening food photos. We’ve seen cursed foods, chaotic foods, “wreckless eating,” reasons to skip out on potlucks for the rest of your life and more. But that’s the beauty of being a culinary master (or at least a culinary creative), you’ll never run out of new ideas for how to spice up your food’s life!

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    This Facebook page dedicated to questionable photos of food never fails to surprise and captivate viewers. It’s only been around since 2017 but has already amassed an impressive 481k followers. The page is constantly sharing new memes, unsettling images and hilarious photos featuring food and has even created an “emotional support group” as well, where members can “support one another for the emotional damage [the page inflicts] on a daily basis.”

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me Halloween vibes, yet also gives me Christmas vibes.

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Nightmare Before Christmas. :) You can watch that movie for both holidays.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me think of the torture scene in Shrek. "Not my gumdrop buttons!"

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me! I'm the Gingerbread man!" How has there not been a gingerbread man themed horror movie yet?

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there actually is one - found it "The Gingerdread Man" from 2005

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Mr. Bill and Sluggo. Oh, no!

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Calvin’s snowmen from Calvin and Hobbes and I absolutely adore it.

    Stardarling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the absolute CLASSIC movie, Gingerdead Man, starring Gary Buesey! If you ever want to laugh at a movies acting this is the one lol

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me the chocolate chip cookie 🍪 recipe Mr. Bond or you’ll suffer the same fate as Ginny here who lied and gave me one for oatmeal raisin instead.

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    Absolutely a plant.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I eat a sandwich this exact scenario word for word plays through my mind.

    Invader Zim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, why is this unappealing ?

    Living Example
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be called "dulcissima morsu". Latin for The Sweetest Bite.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same but I like a bit of crust. It's why I diagonal cut mine and push all the filling for that perfect last bite.

    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That truly is the best bite of the sandwich!

    Greengrass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never done that. Will from now on.

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who wants to turn the cans so the moustaches are all pointing downwards? It’s making my eye twitch. 😉 See?

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as much as the position of the socket underneath the Pringle rack

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    Invader Zim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this unappealing ? Post s**t that at least is close to applicable tf people

    The Blue Spirit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the only thing I wish was that pringles printed the flavor on the lid... currently you have to check the sides for the flavors

    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if a cabinet filled with frankenstein "food" is beneficial for her but OK.

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a cabinet full of booze is any better? Both aren’t the best for you in large quantities.

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switch to wine. It's healthier.

    Astrophile
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a recovering alcoholic - no I love this :) I would also stock it with fancy rolls of bread and other tubular snacks

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those things do go stale, so I hope she plans on having them at breakfast, lunch and dinner, lol.

    ThatBlackNightingale
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, my friend also has a huge wine rack but they put water instead.

    Five Years
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustaches? I thought they were cans of ants.

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    I love eating a delicious meal as much as the next person, and I often spend more time than I’d like to admit salivating over gorgeous food accounts on Instagram and searching for new ideas of what to cook for dinner. But I can’t help but find it bizarre that there are two very popular extremes when it comes to food content online: photos that immediately make you hungry and those that send your appetite running away into hiding.

    Cursed food pics have become a fascinating phenomenon online. These can range from low-quality images of meals people actually eat (but did not display on their plates the way an influencer or restaurant would) to gag-worthy photos of raw meat in ice cream cones and hot dogs in cake. Accounts and groups dedicated to sharing upsetting images of food have taken the internet by storm. So much so that Anna Samson at Vice actually did a deep dive investigating why Instagram is so ravenous for disgusting images of food.  

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a lovely anniversary card

    Paulo Antonio Moreira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe they saved the pizzas for so long to take the same shot!

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The after pic was 6 months later.

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to know the pizza-in-bed diet doesn't cause weight gain.

    FeelingFrisky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things never change! And why should they?

    Saturn The Furry S/T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cute and all…but why has no one noticed how weirdly they’re eating that pizza?

    Living Example
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people and pizza joints cut their pizzas square. This is helpful at a party especially. Some of the most popular places in my area cut theirs that way. Usually the pieces are smaller than shown in the pic.

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    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true love conquers all......the pizza

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    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the produce department staff were running a sweepstake on how many minutes that sign would be up before a customer decided to be offended and make a complaint. Hilarious.

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing someone in charge of making signs finally had enough of his boss and decided today was going to be their last day.

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    ToastedFroggy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was having a chuckle whilst making out the signs.😂🤣

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic BP, censoring the punchline. DÌCK, BP, DÌCK DÌCK DÌCK!

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Marc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are actually yellow fatty beans

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the yellow tree. :)

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, that's so cheap compared to how much bananas cost in Australia - and we grow the bastards!!!

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    TrustyMonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry, salt is covered under the 5 millennium rule, so it should be ok.

    James Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that is the date for the container not the salt.

    Sam Lin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually the expire date of the container,not the salt.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me they could put it in a glass jar and not need an expiration date.

    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the latest excuse is that it is the expiry date of the container not what is inside.

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they dug it up when they did! Imagine entire mines of expired salt!

    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that is so common, yeah! Could be, because humans manage to contaminate EVERYTHING 🙄

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    Samson notes that “for as long as humans have walked the Earth, we’ve been fascinated by gross stuff,” so it should be no surprise that disgusting food is something we enjoy too. Well, enjoy looking at. Some of the most popular trends among gross food pics online are anything to do with hot dogs, hot dog water, putting unexpected food items in gelatin, putting any food items in places they shouldn’t be, any form of raw meat and bizarre combinations of sweet and savory foods, such as shrimp on top of a chocolate chip cookie.  

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    majandess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before 9/11 locked down customs, my mom went to Switzerland to celebrate a friend's birthday. Her friend paid for the trip, but asked my mom if she would bring Thanksgiving over, since that was her favorite meal. My mom boxed up everything in dry ice - from turkey to pie - and brought it with her. She encountered no problems, but said she did get some laughs from officials.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to work for TSA (and happy to be out of that MAGAt hellhole), and that happens a lot, especially for international flights. Ex-Pats love getting the “care package” of the goodies from home that they miss when relatives come to visit, or taking a good supply home when they do the visiting.

    BethAnnie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. Hubby had to bring Kraft mac n cheese, stove top stuffing, peanut butter, and cream cheese when he visited me in S.Korea!

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    FeelingFrisky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake flour makes the best homemade pancake mix!

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too, ❤️ this Trader Joe's pancake mix and stock up on this seasonal mix when it's in.

    EP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that reply.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm shocked they didn't test it for drugs, tbh.

    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having gone thru customs into the USA over 100 times, that was my first thought.

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    Toni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its easy. flour, eggs, milk. maybe some oil/butter.

    Frances Pitchoune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... isn't it easy to make pancakes? 🤫 What ever, the customs officer's answer is cute 😁

    Verena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pancake mix .... it is incredibly popular here in NL too. I don't know what the list of ingredients say on that boxes, but the Dutch boxes contain flour and some conservants.... and cost four times of what some plain flour would cost. So I do not understand the concept of this. Unless you buy the ones with powdered egg and milk because travelling for 6 months to the arctic and only need to melt some ice for the water.

    Pebs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those in the pic are specific flavour so that's explains.

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    Happy Daihatsu (he/him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of mochi pancake mix before but now I need it

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These should be singing food glorious food.

    FeelingFrisky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute! I'm going to try that!

    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never did care for the sequel to “American Pie”

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    screaming snail croissants?

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some eggs, bacon, sausage, and then...BAM! The perfect dress!

    Cee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking Mac and Cheese with hotdogs

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    Little My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does look beautiful in her breakfast dress though!

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that dress is making me hungry .... it is gorgeous, though and she totally rocks it !

    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Georgeous dress. The comparison is a bit far-fetched in my opinion, you can compare pretty much any dress to a meal this way, there's always something that has similar colors.

    majandess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of Fluttershy from MLP: Friendship is Magic.

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    April Pickett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what your comment is. That is a beautiful dress Serena has on.

    j miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have the egg, spam ,bacon and spam...spam...spam...spam...

    TheSnark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sold her a yellow dress for an event 20 years ago. Nice to see her still rocking this color.

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    As far as why we can’t get enough of these unsettling and unappetizing food photos, Samson points out that they might be a way of rejecting the flawless, edited photos that we so often see on social media. She notes that sharing, and taking, these pictures can be a way of calling out the superficial aesthetics and values often found online. In a way, posting terrible photos of food is like being an anti-food influencer. Most of us don’t eat off of perfectly plated dishes at every meal, and it’s ridiculous when content creators want to pretend that they didn’t meticulously plan the pics being posted of their food. 

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me crazy, but I think it would taste pretty good.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    considering that strawberry and mango is a common smoothie blend? of course

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    Okiedokie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually seems like it would be pretty good

    Matthews
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve tried this combination, though not in this presentation, and it’s great even though I prefer my strawberries with custard. Oh, and a two color juice of mango and strawberry is wonderful as well!

    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doc rocks! She better love you.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peaches would be even better.

    Ruthie R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, what's depressingly bad about this? It sounds great (what a lovely boyfriend too).

    DrKimball
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would this turn anyone's stomach? This looks delicious!

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More water or more tea?☕ I really love tea! Any tea fans here?

    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tea is all I drink all day. I've got a tea drawer in my kitchen.

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see why this is a "bad food" thing. I regularly add a little more water when making gravy, it needs to be the right consistency after all. And I don't make much of my own dough (only simple flatbread) but I'd imagine damping it makes sure it hasn't dried out and stops it cracking/tearing when you're shaping it.

    Scrappychick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people end up with dry pies because they skimp on the gravy, my nans steak pie was amazing would look like soup before the lid when on but 30 mins in the over and the liquid would evaporate and condense into a super rich gravy

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    Hilary Gilbertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The surface is lightly misted so that the pastry lid will adhere properly to the base.

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so confused I thought that said "pigs are watered"

    Joe Reaves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you get the lid of a pie to stick to the sides though? If you're making them at home you use a pastry brush (same as you'd use to paint the top with the glaze) but you can't expect them to do each one individually when they're making large quantities.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize how controversial English food was until seeing this comment section.

    Alex Bailey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much reliance on misinformation and lazy stereotypes. Like the view that Britain doesn't use spices 🙄 Britain has been using spices for centuries. Definitly brought into the country by those who invaded Britain. Much used in trade with Arabic 'spicemen' and in trade with the rest of Europe (other European countries bringing back the spices before Britain ventured forth). There was a lack during the war years and rationing of course, and it took a long time to recover from that for obvious reasons (no money!) and that is the food that provides the source for the lazy stereotypes. Rationed meals. Before and since? Lots of spices.

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    Fish Fingers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless, it's like Americans don't know how to make actual food without syrup and sugar and weird lab-made additives. Hey, maybe we could do aerosol pies for them!?

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once switched from coffee to tea for about 6 months. Got kidney stones soon after. Coincidence? Maybe.

    Carrie Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won't have helped. While the most common cause of kidney stones is simply not drinking enough water, tea contains oxalates, the key chemical that also play a role in the formation of kidney stones.

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    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't water them regularly, they won't grow!

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    Brazen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good lesson on how to keep someone from stealing your sub leftovers.

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt this guy gets dressed and does sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Psychopath.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe! All whilst sitting on the floor

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of monster are you??

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sir, you are an absolute animal

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello? Food police? We've got a situation, send everyone.

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I eat Subway. That way I get to eat the folded part last. Like a taco.

    TomCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% confident this is not a subway sandwich as no one would save the other half....it would go straight into the garbage.

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it!! My son always ate his teething biscuits like this. And now he eats his bear paw cookies like this. 💛❤💙

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    The idea of disgusting food going viral on social media is being discussed more and more, and Emma Beddington at The Guardian also dipped her toe into the topic earlier this year. Beddington sought to find out what the goal of gross food on TikTok is: “to eat, provoke – or arouse?” First, she points out that TikTok has a host of food trends circulating at any moment. Blended baked oats, baked feta pasta and “magic shell” yogurt bowls are just a few that have been popular in recent years. But there are always more absurd videos out there too. “There’s a whole genre of sponsored-by-diabetes content, where beautiful, young, slim women combine terrifying quantities of marshmallows, sweets, chocolate, butter, cereal, pre-prepared cookie dough and the like into ‘incredible’ desserts that should be illegal,” Beddington writes.

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    Wishiwashi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unseasoned boiled potatoes?

    Agfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From another website, the response from the UK is "Americans eat like they have free healthcare"

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with fat slices of butter bread. Nothing wrong with stew or potatoes. I would mix the potatoes into the stew, though. And get the juice with the butter bread. Yum!

    Limey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably Scottish (tattles and mince). Not that any right minded Brit wouldn’t dig in too.

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody that criticises this meal, has never eaten it. Mince and tatties is amazing

    Poppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is proper home made comfort food which reminds you of home. It's a staple in houses where money is very tight usually, but it is very tasty, warming and filling. The potatoes might look unseasoned but I used to crush mine with a fork and then mix in some of the mince and gravy and it is just *chef's kiss*. When my mum had very little money left for dinner, this was the result. Plus the bread and butter means you can make a sandwich out of it at the table or just use it to mop up the savoury gravy goodness.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Dutch expat living in England and I would totally eat that... I would probably opt for wholewheat bread with butter though.

    piripiri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....comfort food.....scootch over!

    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you'd be able to taste the meat and it's relatively a balanced meal. Not everything needs to be smothered in hot sauce and orange cheese...

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorta. Just need some good bread.

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - a savory broth and some crusty bread.....

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    Astrophile
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get the more I love soup. Not like thin flavourless watery chicken noodle soup, but hearty stew or puréed veggie soups. Or pierogi soup which is my fave. Or ramen or tom yum. Learning to make pho this weekend!

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love soup and stews. It can be such a versatile and comforting meal. My friend and I actually got some yesterday from an amazing restaurant despite the heat.

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barley soup with potato, carrots and maybe spicy sausage slices

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    folks, what an exact description of a dish!

    Ryyde Cade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate soup - my family would have to make me another meal when soup was made

    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to finding the bacon bits in the salad (from a Jim Gaffigan routine)

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comedy bit from Gallagher - "These companies think we're idiots, telling us soup is good food... soup isn't even food! Soup is what's left over in the dishwasher after a good meal."

    TrustyMonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the water’s the best part. . .

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The decorations won’t pay for themselves.

    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s on a brioche bun! Brioche!

    Sue User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this and thought" american bread is sweet enough. Now they are using brioche"?

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    Living Example
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The b******t people will buy into! They deserve to pay $22.50 for a mediocre burger served on a hubcap and a $12.00 Blue Ribbon served in a mason jar! That's the price you pay for thinking you are hip, but are really just gullible.

    Lou Cam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And are held together by a kebab stick to stop them toppling over. You have to eat them with a knife and fork because any attempt to pick them up will result in a blue cheese and dill pickle avalanche in your lap.

    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl the phrase "blue cheese and dill pickle avalanche" is...kinda sexy

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    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when a McDonald's hamburger cost 15 cents. I'm old, so sue me!

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But back then, you could buy a gallon of gas for a quarter.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but, but it’s served on an artisan brioche roll with a measly side of homemade ketchup

    cartoon ghosts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro my family has those exact chairs

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how anyone can afford to eat out anymore. They raise the prices on a daily basis and servers chase you around demanding a 40% tip.

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    Some of the most unappetizing atrocities Beddington has come across on TikTok recently include “tacos” made by boiling beef, eggs and cheese in a bag of Doritos, boiling chips to make “mashed potatoes,” baking dry ramen in the oven with tomato sauce and cheese and blending up dry pasta then adding raw eggs to make “fresh pasta.” As ridiculous as these combinations sound, they are often eaten unironically, which brings up another great point: what one man finds utterly disgusting, another might actually make for dinner.

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    Coralinea
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even medium rare. That's "stitch it back together and it runs away-rare"

    *Confused Screaming*
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 minutes ago the poor dude was chillin in the field with his homies 😂

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dakota Jean is either an epic troll or the world’s dumbest person

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dakota Jean is either an epic troll or WAS the world’s dumbest person

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    sally
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe this isn’t a joke. 🤮

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have to find out the hard way.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the last time, everybody, this isn't real. Dakota was trolling.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope so, but you have to expect anything from people

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    NY Redneck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her reply makes me think that just letting her have seconds might be the best thing for our species gene pool

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stomach is churning in sympathy just looking at that pic :(

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your Campylobacter! I had an attack of that from an undercooked chicken breast, and it durn near killed me. Terminal diarrhea, severe dehydration, and my kidneys completely shut down. Fortunately, the hospital has *very* good kidney specialists and they were able to reboot them.

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    JoTheLizard(she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea you gotta lightly sauté it on low, to then grill it with seasoning duh

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you're right. That dirty oven will be history.

    Verena
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many people won't get the joke and actually try this ... and complain on Social Media afterwards

    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won’t have an oven to clean very soon……

    #ducko#
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try fanta. heard it works better

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    Clint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a photo of a delivery van from a restaurant in Alamogordo, New Mexico.

    TrustyMonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it isn’t legal already, I’m in for a world of trouble 😬

    Rebekah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Washington state. We legalize everything.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love marinara!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all sing that viral dance song "Hey, Marinara!"

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God it's already legal. We eat it at least once a week.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buys my marinara on the black market and that's the way I likes it.

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried smoking marinara but couldn't keep the damn thing lit!

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    Not everyone creates culinary monstrosities simply to enjoy them, however. There’s actually a niche on TikTok called “rage-bait cooking,” where creators intentionally put together creations that they know will infuriate and disgust viewers. One such creator, @Elis_kitchen, refers to themself as “the most evil chef on TikTok.” Eli told The Guardian, “If anyone asks, I say: ‘Yeah, I do this for attention.’ I think it’s pretty obvious I do.” One example of Eli’s work is a controversial sandwich they made featuring blended peas, pineapple, cheese and nuts, bread coated in mayo and then pan-fried.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled."

    Brazen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can it be "Made using 100% Australian Pork", but also "Made in Australia from at least 90% Australian ingredients"? Is the outline of the kangaroo trying to tell us something? I don't think I'd touch this "turkey" with a ten foot pole. lol

    Molly Whuppie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a "standards" label in Australia, it means that to legally display that "made in Australia" kangaroo logo the product must be at least 90% australian ingredients. Since the product is 100% australian, it meets the standards and can have that label applied. Its a visual clue for us Australian shoppers to know that we are buying locally produced products and not imported ones.

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    Jeroen de Wijn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Inferior dry meat has been replaced by juicy good meat. What ever shall we do.

    Apple Jakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm, tastes like chicken

    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Oz. What are we gonna do with you? Take a page from Taika and Jackson. We can all do a little better. - Jim Jefferies.

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo is it turkey or pork?

    John Powers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know what's the difference between pork and Australian pork

    ʇɐɹlıɯɐɥ ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ǝl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they write it on all australian meat cuz we want to know that it’s not imported

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this trans thing is getting out of hand.

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the dogs would think of it as a summer treat...

    Tina Kathrarg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to understand why you are having guests over if you hate them?

    Skip Marooch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been on a guided Ski vacation for older teens/young adults. One day the guides held a 'best cocktail creation' competition. My team bought those cheap ice pops in the plastic bag, crashed them in a pitcher, added some Sprite and topped it with half a cup of hot dog water, just to mess with the guides. We won 1st prize 🏆

    Five Years
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! And a thin little mint for dessert.

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or let them eat the tuna fish blender juice ice cubes you made for your cat to increase the water flavor in their dish.

    Jonny Chevalier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All ways best to NOT invite guests you don't like it's a waste of time..

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who ate mayonnaise straight from the packet lol Everyone was like "what are you thinking"

    Christos Arvanitis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's Japanese Kewpie mayo then, well, all bets are off. That stuff stands on its own...

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the type of person who gets in the shower and THEN turns on the water

    Dorothy Reiser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who grew up in Japan, this would be considered a felony.

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally have not tried it, but it might not be so bad. Japanese people put mayonnaise on a huge amount of foods - even sushi...

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to have a Kewpie Mayo, sweet corn, and tuna pizza at Domino’s in Japan.

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's the answer to the ranch or chocolate question?

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, those prepackaged sushis not seldom tastes like cat foot. After eating sushi from Chopchop here in Sweden, could not eat sushi for at least half a year after that! "You'll like the way we roll" - no, definitely not!

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    George D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty good. Said no one.

    Zelda McLink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could work with katsu sushi.

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay Zelda, now you're making me hungry 😋

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    These photos might have you saying, “Everybody’s so creative!” This phrase was coined by TikToker @Tanaradoublechocolate, who often comments this sentiment on videos of cooking atrocities. But who are we to judge what other people eat? Or what they create to enrage fellow internet users? Obviously, the pics on this list might invoke some strong feelings in you, pandas. Pineapple on pizza seems like nothing compared to these concoctions! But whether they were created ironically or not, we can all agree that everybody is so creative…

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not stupid if it works. Might be fun, give it a different texture.

    Rob(erta) Roy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've made these before, the correct term for them is hamdoggers

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hamdog” sounds like the big dumb guy’s nickname in high school who has a mullet and made fun of people for being smart

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just invented Ćevapi again.

    Panda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Greece (maybe in Turkey as well?) they are called kebabs.

    Living Example
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More surface area to put a good char on! You may be onto something here. "Hamdogs" is an obvious label, but how about D**kburger?

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, avoiding having to use white bread slices. That's a plus.

    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made homemade hot dog buns a the beginning of the pandemic because I couldn't find them anywhere.

    DeoManus Argentem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes make cheap/easy/quick "cheesesteaks" - ground beef, onions, peppers, mushrooms, and provolone on hoagie rolls. They're great!

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better if the shirt on the pizza read: I ❤ New York

    Alex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No New Yorkers would ever wear that unironically. It's better plain.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't there be a rat lugging this slice along?

    Bear Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this served in the cafeteria of the Nakatomy Tower?

    Cheesenacho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a microphone! Ha ha!!!

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL is not enough, I LOLOLOL'd

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Yorkers would never use a paper plate.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I saw was ‘hey!! I’m walkin’ here!!!’

    ThatBlackNightingale
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's bc we new Yorkers don't look at others lol, we have our own damn business

    Vermonta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo face! C'mere. youz guyz gimme a slice

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    Gibberint Dark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No... The nightmare is paying £3.30 for a sodding sausage...!!

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Dave is the wurst.

    Astrophile
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be frank, I don’t understand the link.

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Uncle Dave’s sausage has been exposed to the public for far too long.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Dave is apparently in his 60s at least.

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know—and I don’t want to know—what uncle Dave has been up to.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Dave should visit a doctor

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Uncle Dave has Peyronie's disease.

    Paulsible deniability
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Uncle Dave was pretty old when he died.

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    Are these photos giving you some ideas of what to make for dinner tonight, pandas? Cooking is all about creativity anyway! We hope these pics haven’t traumatized you all, and if you’re strong enough to keep scrolling, be sure to upvote all of the ones that you find particularly fascinating. Then, if your stomach can handle even more, you can find another Bored Panda article featuring cursed food pics right here!

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things we did during the pandemic to stave off boredom.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if OP opened a second and third can to make sure they were all equal.

    E. Hamilton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what the FBI finds in the killer's home...

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just called a therapist for you. Don't thank me, just get well.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't pay me to eat sausages that came out of a can.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find your lack of Vienna sausages disturbing

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    Bermy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you willl find there are 321 beans. Check it again please,

    George D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sausages look like severed fingers.

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone watched season 1 of Taskmaster and said, "You know what, Josh Widdicombe? That actually looks like fun!"

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump’s mugshot looks better than I expected

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To complete the dish, you need to find a hooker to pee on it.

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    Sandy D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he was trying to look tough. Instead he looks confused and pouting to try to get his way

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    Zircon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense to anyone, but is it just me or does the first pic kinda look like Justin Bieber??

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take Justin Bieber, give him time, bad makeup and radiation damage, you get Trump!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is what he’s going to look like after he starts burning in Hell. Cool (something he won’t ever be again).

    Pumpkinpi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in fresh hell were they doing? Trying to resurrect a victim of the Cenobites?

    PIXLBLITZ||they.hae.lune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No title I see, because of the pure… whatever this is…

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With some fava beans and a nice chianti...

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People?! That’s speciesist. Harumph!

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They preferred to be called “Ginger Neutral.” Get with the program!

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: always ask for gingerbread MEN because you get that extra little bit of gingerbread for the same price

    Lara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has this world come to.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The children, the children! Won’t somebody think of the children!?

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    Silre
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care, just give me the gingerbread!

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The transphobes sure are taking a long time to get here.

    Zara VP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone does not agree with this certain ideology DOES NOT make them "transphobe". People are allowed to have differing opinions regardless if it doesn't align with yours. Just as you do not have to agree with their viewpoints. Disclaimer: I am very pro -live your life the way you want.

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    Charity Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was pretty much the reasoning, tbh. It's a gingerbread person - they added the non-binary in to pi$$ off the transphobes

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard taco shells only exist because of stale overcooked tortillas. #foodhistory

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard shell tacos have existed for over a century, based on the taco dorado, a Northern Mexican dish similar to a taquito. Open hard shell tacos were becoming more prevalent in the 50s, and the first patent for a device to create an open hard taco shell was given to a Mexican-American.

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    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Norway, on taco Tuesday I discovered hard taco shells and couldn't understand why they exist. One bite and the thing falls apart. Soft tortilla is the only acceptable version.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally did this night before last. Turns out pretty good and don't have to keep a bunch of different products around. Can make chips too with a little oil

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burritos 🌯 are better & a lot less messy to eat!

    Alger G. Nava
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you know, no self-respecting Mexican would ever eat a hard shell taco.

    NukerYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use tortillas, but it is more like buritos

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAS! I love brie cheese, cream cheese, cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, mascarpone cheese, parmesan cheese, pepper jack cheese, ricotta cheese, string cheese, swiss cheese...but for some reason I dislike American cheese.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they call this series? Animorphs right? It was a young adult series of books in the 90s.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell did they do to Shakira?

    Jen Mart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #33

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us have me at balls, comrades!

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On top of spagetti all covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed"

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't neglect the balls. (I'm sorry, had to do it.)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't say it that way in certain areas, okay?

    Naomi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read me at balls and I thought is he talking about being single?

    Mel Rupp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, the "meatball bomber" (hot meatballs, marinara, and mozzarella on an Italian roll) is a time-honored and highly delicious sandwich choice.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich for people who can’t eat gluten but can’t find gluten free bread that tastes good (believe me, most of it tastes like s**t—-expensive s**t you have to waste money in before you find a brand that’s halfway acceptable, and even then you can only eat it toasted. Yeah, personal experience after become gluten intolerant post-menopause).

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schär makes the best gluten free bread I've found. It's soft and doesn't fall apart when you use it. It also tastes pretty good. My grandson likes a lot of my gluten free foods better than regular. They've improved a lot over the last decade.

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    Lee Banks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I have collectively gone 81 years without realizing that this could be a thing I am so sad we have gone this long it's going to happen tomorrow

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about doing something dumb just for the likes. Still better than Logan Paul.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had bowl movements that were better than Logan Paul.

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just how high was this person?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROB!!!! For those who don't know, Rob (along with Kris and Dave) writes Cyanide and Happiness.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Cyanide and Happiness but I think Bloom County had one with the same concept where an old lady gave a similar order and says she's not hungry.

    Dorothy Reiser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure got your money's worth.

    Pablo Ramos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to request no wrapper

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the lettuce? I did not see the lettuce not missing from the ingredients.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rob, ya ever wonder why ya can’t save any money ?

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    #36

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    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    radicalized onions are even scarier

    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude, have you heard about the fundamentalist onions?

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When onion relish is criminalized, only criminals will have onion relish!

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    Emily Macaluso
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A restaurant near me has them as "carnalized" onions in doordash. I am concerned for the onions

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha this is great.

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocky, they ain't gonna take me alive.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The onion was a bully for making people cry

    Poké Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relish the criminalization of onions

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    NY Redneck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This brings back bad memories of watching an extremely drunk/stoned friend of mine do something horrible. He wanted a tuna sandwich but was out of bread, so he popped 2 frosted blueberry Pop Tarts in the toaster and used them instead. He spent the entire next day sick and would not believe us no matter how many times we tried to tell him what he ate.🤢🤮

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NnnnnnnnOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

    Bleau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one does a US Health insurance rates are so high

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmm, blueberry pie! Haunted blueberry pie!

    Grizzly milk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t tell if this is a real pie, or a Halloween decoration

    Tina Kathrarg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your pie needs dental work

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect Hallowe'en dessert! I love this! (Just make mine apple pie though)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. Makes me think of my father. He loved blueberry pie.

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like my science teacher.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still looks better than the ones I make. It's ok because the evidence always gets eaten anyway

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might not be that bad, if you like biscuits and gravy.

    Brian Herold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with biscuits and gravy. I'd totally eat this.

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    Karen Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, but it looks a little odd because they put Mozzarella on top.

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    Kat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just breakfast pizza. I've made this tons of times. Sometimes with bacon. Sometimes I make a little well and bake eggs into it. Sometimes I use hash browns for the crust. There are a TON of variations. It's a super easy breakfast meal prep that will get me through the whole week

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't there a Nobel prize for things like this?

    IYAAYAS64
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d try that. Love biscuits and gravy

    PJ Langley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm going to the store today. =)

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biscuits and gravy is savory soda bread with pork sausage and peppered bechlamel sauce. So, yeah this works.

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easier to deep fry their heart.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the crispy looking thing on the left in front of the pizza is :P

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    MAL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Wisconsin and see nothing wrong with the Bloody, but it's missing the Miller Lite chaser.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's gotta be a family serving, no? at least in Australia it is.

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been quite an edge.

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man must have been on that real edge

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an impressive balancing act!

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 Now that's a drink with a fabulous garnish!

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The edge is off so hard, it's now a circle

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    Bob Brooce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it took e a few moments to figure out what the hell was going on.

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    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That frosting looks like something from your bowels

    Dorothy Reiser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Happy Birthday to your proctologist.

    Unpickled Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would need a super bowel to eat most of the things on this list.

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like bowl movement decorations

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a new Marvel hero around that I don't know? 🤔

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone had a super bowel movement all over that cake

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *giggles in sports lingo* No wonder the rest of the world gives American football a pass.

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    EP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got it. My order would come with no sauce at all on anything.

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr order would be some kind of McFish and be delivered to a neighbour. We've given up getting a family order because everyone else gets what they ordered and I get something utterly random. I'm cursed to never be allowed a food delivery

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    RowdieAngel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people like to dip their fries in it

    RowdieAngel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (former McDonald's worker. They could have mistaken what you meant by extra sauce, because a lot of people ask for sauce on the side as "extra sauce". We get conditioned to how people talk and ask

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i might be a monster to all of you, but this is why i order no sauce. i think i was supposed to be born in the UK

    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t do dry sandwiches or dry burgers. All respect to you but the dryness of the bread makes my mouth all dry and it’s so hard to chew plain dry bread and meat together, so bland, so much less flavour and just DRY. More sauce for me if you order your sandwiches without sauce though, I’m an extra sauce girlie so as long as we’re both happy :)

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    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they didn't want it to get too soggy in transit.

    PIXLBLITZ||they.hae.lune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ordered a chicken burger at a friends sleepover and my burger came with no chicken :D

    rumple slunkskin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid ordered nuggets once and got a box of sauce instead. This seems like an improvement.

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people like a side of sauce to dip their fries...

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no thank you sticky child but thank you for your kind offer.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a moldy d!ck with a Cheetoh stuck on it? Take a break from gaming, Trevor. Bathe yourself. This graphic shows that your penis stinks.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know something’s wrong when your touch it and it’s soggy

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know something's wrong when you touch it and it starts to move on its own

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    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just building up my immune system 😷

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger sister once jammed one of those Gerber banana cookies into my mouth, pre-chewed no less, (wasn't looking and she caught me off guard) it was so vile, from the taste to the texture... I remember trying all kinds of foods to try and get the taste out when brushing my teeth didn't work. I don't know how she ate those things.

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word smegma springs to mind.

    Lucy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re building their immunities:)

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    David Lamb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where's the shoestring fries

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie Chaplin would approve. (See his movie GOLD RUSH, if you don't know what I'm talking about.)

    gautam mishra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh "my steak tastes like a bloody shoe"

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid I heard that poorly prepared steak was "Tough as shoe leather." This doesn't look half bad.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad was a sneaker and mom was a loafer

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    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hot Pork Wellington" was my nickname in college...

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    NY Redneck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: Ham and cheese hotpocket and some fries

    Stephanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they send sausage rolls in the us? I'm in Maryland and never seen them in a store. I feel like they'd sell so well here it's odd they're so popular in the UK but we have none.

    gerard julien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pommes frites" is french fries in german

    StumblingThroughLife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greggs sausages are the bees knees, but with ketchup? The chips/fries look good, though.

    Fraxinus excelsior
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    2 years ago

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    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving it a posh name doesn’t make it taste any better.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pork Wellington? Mrs. Wellington might not like that idea.

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing worse than finding a bug in your food is finding half a bug.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww, I never thought of it that way.

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on, I'm looking under my pizza when it comes to my table.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be wondering how many I missed.

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’d be healthier than most of the processed meat they put on

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWW

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    That guy Nic B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the turns have tabled

    Bella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out folks, the pizza crust sitting on top of the pineapple, soaking in the flavor ever-so-slightly… YES

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    PIXLBLITZ||they.hae.lune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh the age old question: does pizza belong on pineapple and why yes?

    *Confused Screaming*
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re crazy! You don’t like pizza on pineapple?

    NukerYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza on pineapple is worse, somehow

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    Kiri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Croutons and cheese sounds great

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can no one ever spell Caesar correctly? The word has been with us for two thousand years.

    MacFrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's actually correct in this case: A salad for people who are going to cease eating Ceasar salad. For whatever reason.

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    marianne eliza
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too but with Thousand Island dressing, croutons, and shredded cheddar.

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    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so just croutons with parm then?

    maddie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way I'm willing to eat salad.

    Carlye Piparato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t even want to look - how many people have said “Hail Ceaser!”

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    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, is this really a thing?!??

    MasterJoseph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It does not taste like Mac and cheese (thank god)

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    NukerYT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine not realizing they are gummed and trying to cook them on the stove

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.....I'm not mad at this. Curiosity would eventually win me over I'm sure.

    Manda Hart
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    2 years ago

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent this picture to my adult children the other day, right after buying an air fryer on Prime day. My husband, who was also included, almost cried. LOL; he's almost 70.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what I meant when I said hot chicks

    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOO, not the wittle chickies!

    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOO! POOR LITTLE CHICKS! (Although chicken does taste pretty good...I feel bad now. )

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As i understand it, old hen have even more tast.

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. When you can't afford more than that.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent idea!!!!NOT.

    Bermy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya can't say I don't love ya now, Doris.

    Cynthia Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to do this with my iPad, we rarely eat out these days. Reminds me of the Yule Log on TV.

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    ~cornstarchi~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *What's wrong honey! You've barely touched your Jabbacado toast!*

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas are saying it's Jabba the Hutt but I think it's Slimer from Ghostbusters..

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jabba doesn't seem nearly so frightening now. Of course, he's the sole reason OP can't afford a house.

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    That guy Nic B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Homer Simpson voice: “mmmm donut holster!”

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is that a donut in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was just about to post this same comment, Lol

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the most popular guy at a nudist camp! The one that can hold six donuts and two cups of coffee.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife gave me a donut holster just this morning.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my money now, I want one!

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    John Topper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be sold as a cure for nausea because I wasn't feeling well and even just looking at it is making me hungry. And sad.

    John Topper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've decided this was a bad joke. Feel free to down vote.

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psylocibin all day. Don't eat cheese or intake alcohol.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not foraged from Leongatha are they?

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hard" dawgs. I think they'll get floppy in hot water...

    Pigeon (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you cook them it’ll cool if the alcohol, won’t it? So why spike it in the first place?

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a fake product (there are a couple in this thread). But the reason alcohol is added to any food is it changes the taste even if it's mostly cooked off. Rum balls, brandy cake, bourbon ribs etc.

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people on the wagon!

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiked frankfurters. Is this a date rape sausage? Wtf

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting drunk now involves carcinogens.

    Beans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol is already a type 1 carcinogen.

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    PIXLBLITZ||they.hae.lune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well sometimes it’s nice to be crying in the middle of the night and take out your nice loaded tato >:(

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    Sandy D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually made me lol

    Satan herself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think this one is cool

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if that's real maple syrup

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these are grocery store bought waffles in America then I really really need to know what brand waffle this is bc it looks amazing… so much better than eggo.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is you contesting the truth of thousands of Belgians. Separatist!

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop suggesting more yellow tree d***s!

    Tomato Smudge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me.... I remember someone tried to send a banana through the mail some almost 20 years ago. I was at the post office for mail pickup and heard one of the staff make a commotion, walk out to the counter from a backroom with a raised hand, holding up a heavily clear-taped banana where the addresses were written upon a cut index card under all that tape. The banana was no longer green and was starting to have spots. Of course everyone in the room roared with laughter because no one had seen any attempt like that before. I remember the staff wondered aloud of why anyone would try sending off a banana in this manner and then she asked other staff the rhetoric question of "is this even machine-able," before going back into the backroom. I'm still unsure of what happened to that banana

    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why did that person send you the banana? 😅

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    Nic Exists
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the store needs more bananas

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dark heart finds this cute. Hey, fvcker, don't judge!

    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom makes sausage octopus, way better than sausage fingers.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admire the creativity....

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    Why Knot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this.

    LadyG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta do what you gotta do

    Okiedokie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My arteries are wheezing at the very sight of this

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this actually considered a good meal? Looks like something a small child would request on their birthday.

    Tomato Smudge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this. It's fine

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's real sausage and not hot dogs.

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a plastic 4cup measuring cup for my morning cheerios.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a gag where they film people’s reactions to the sign.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah more waste of food..

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    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah eating in a graveyard isn’t that edgy 😅 looks like a nice quiet picnic spot!

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    Satan herself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those bowls make anything look kinda gross to me tbh 😅

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So peaceful! See you all soon!

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cemetery picnics were a thing a hundred years ago. Look it up.

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    NY Redneck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy it. Would probably make a good tenderizing marinade. I use Cherry Coke in my pulled pork.

    gautam mishra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the vampire tries to be romantic

    gautam mishra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whaen Dracula tries to be sedctive

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    FeelingFrisky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is that dumb! Right? RIGHT?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way this isn't posed. That bottle clearly hasn't been opened yet.

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Educate our young. Cook with olive oil lubricate your vehicle with Valvoline.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping it's not what I *think* it might be, which is six different pastas packed into six different.. self.. stimulators for men.. presumably to see if they *feel* different. I hope it's not. Please don't let that be the thing.

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    ƒιѕн
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, for those who wonder what humpin spaghetti feels like

    Cloud driver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That puts the porn in food porn.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually Fleshlights don't contain pasta. (Hint: they contain jizz.) And, post!

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eewwww......🚽

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man this just reminded me of the weird dream I had the other day in which I found out Cadbury was now selling a new marijuana chocolate bar.

    Red Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make The. Best. Easter. Ever.

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    2 years ago

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    Stormifyed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that’s enough internet for today

    Nancy Bourque
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starting when I was young I would eat a small pinch of fresh uncooked hamburger meat with a sprinkle of Lawry’s season salt. Still do it now.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germanys most popular ice cream

    Synaptic Disorder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I see nothing wrong with that one 🤷‍♂️

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    Neener Neener
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fancy, even has his pinky finger out.

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    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made with sustainably sourced unicorn tears.

    Coralinea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even if its gold plated.

    The Dark Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there really people who are paying THIRTY Bucks for a sammich? 😳🤦‍♀️

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not paying 30 bucks for gastroenteritis. 5 bucks at best.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sammich better scrub the loo when I c**p it out for that price.

    Dorothy Reiser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's friggin worth it.

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    sally
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Tastes like feet”

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in fresh hell is this???

    Exasperated Side Character
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that dish Monica made in friends…

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of a perfectly good cheesecake...

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Layers of black pudding, mashed potatoes, BBQ sauce, smoked brisket, caramelized and pickled onions with a bread backstop.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I looking at cheesesteak cheesecake? It's not always sunny in Philly, is it?

    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Philly Cheesecake

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    EP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. Maybe change the word streets. Sounds like the person is going back to drug dealing or something. But the cake is cool

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, welcome back to the game. Or a treasure hunt. Welcome back to the wonderful single life? single player mode?

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the bottles full? I got like two days stash for the streets. Fvck the cake, empty carbs.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll never understand soft can-openers if we live to be 25!

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brandy balloon glasses float perfectly upright, if anyone needs to know

    EP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is so happy so I’m happy for him!

    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Taco Bell not Taco Bathe, mvthafucka. Have some scruples.

    Stygtand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s getting a nasty bathbomb soon after eating

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! Why would you risk ruining a good book in the tub, or eat in the tub for that matter. You'l' end up with bathwater on your food, soggy, a*s-bathwater flavoured tacos. No way.

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After Grandpa passed, Grandma moved into a townhouse that boasted a brand new oven. Grandma put a chicken dish in it for her club, and accidentally switched it to self-cleaning. My dad had to go to her apartment and break the lock on her brand new oven. Later, Grandma reported that all her club loved the dish.

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the pizza cut beforehand?

    FeelingFrisky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The oven is clean, at least!

    Corlissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe use a tray next time?

    Satan herself
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this even happen ?!🤯😅🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    Amy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your oven just wanted you and 7 friends too have a low calorie snack!

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought because of it was a "fun dip"? /s

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dip just got a lot less fun

    lily jones
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    2 years ago

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop masturbating with fun dip packaging. Look what happens.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a good gag (literally) joke. Make the "cheese" out of yellow fondant! 😄

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be leaving the groceries in the cart and getting out of Dodge.

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps its someone's pet!

    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend once worked as a cleaner for a local supermarket chain (different stores all around town). He told me that every store had his own critter problem (mice here, rats there, roaches in another one). Basically all stores just kept the infestations at bay (exterminator) but it was impossible to get totally rid of infestations.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All right, my snack comes with a free pet!

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT??? Ewwwwwwww........🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

    cerinamroth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I for one welcome our new alien overlords

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    El Rey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cholesterol level : MAX

    Astrophile
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love sweet and savoury, especially with burgers - I would definitely try a bite of this out of curiosity :)

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunch and dessert at the same time. Nope.

    RiceRiceBaby 929
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you waste a burger like that?

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone already liked on it!

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly specific. But then, food labelling is much better these days.

    Leanne Hailes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scratching my head here; WTF!?

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck!!!!!🚽🚽🚽🚽

    Greengrass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone run over an armadillo? These beautiful creatures are big enough to see and surely don't dart out into the road. People who run over other living creatures just because they can are scum. Guess I didn't find the "joke2 funny.

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    Lara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am almost certain its photoshoped but its hilarious!

    Corlissa
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have to practice latte art everywhere?

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    Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am impressed with the skill!

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it that I got violent diarrhea from an image?

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh I like this.

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    Unpickled Pickle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your roommate doesn't wash the dishes.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do eat that... I feel a dog would have better table manners here..

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiocy. It's a form of magic. Bad magic.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who has the balls to tell them?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't, they just sacked the baker..

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    mft760
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like a few sacks of these.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It`s a heart, it`s a butt, it`s a... beart

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark chocolate can be good in some savory dishes

    Verena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pasta is flour with water and sometimes eggs. So exactly the same ingredients as a chocolate cake.

    Scotira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 and now cook the pasta in sugary water...😅

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually hurt my eyes.

    Dorothy Reiser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just gagged a little. On the other hand, pasta a la mole?

    Barbara Speckner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My roommate at uni are pasta with jam

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt pass it up for try-sies

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those capers? Is this gourmet chicken feet?

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A double tailed lizard & it's larvae

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puke....🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would sell if it was real.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not fake, see the Swedish flag? I use it every week... /s

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we have ketchup icecream too...and ranch icecream...and bbq sauce icecream...

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    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not pineapple

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    Neener Neener
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texas Hill Country pizza. Those little a$$h😮le scorpions are everywhere.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste of time. I've had scorpion and the things have no flavour.

    Nic Exists
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently some people do eat scorpions

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. That is not lobster you cheap cvnt.

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    MadOrca99
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read communism wafers at first

    Sharkie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    16/17 century witch Hunters want to know your location...

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another reason to fear priests.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To attract younger people churches are now serving communion with monster.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dosis sola facit venenum - only the dose makes the poison, as they say.

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not gonna lie, I wud try this

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cornbread spaghetti might be doable, if the sauce thing could be worked out.

    FeelingFrisky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks good, really. Maybe with garlic toast, though.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barf.....🚽🚽🚽

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    hwatinternation
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you don't eat chicken feet, doesn't mean other cultures don't.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaned well, cooked well they probably taste amazing. Had pig trotters once and once you get past the "eww they look gross" factor they tasted great.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom, who is Chinese, loves to eat chicken fingers/feet. In China the food chicken feet is popular. I also think it tastes good.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some boneless chicken feet marinated in lemon sauce is great. No offense to some innocent feathered dinos around here

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    Zelda McLink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather loved the chicken feet. He always used to make terrible jokes like, "the chicken feet stand on their own!"

    Jenn Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not putting it down, but, seriously , what to do with the fingernails/claw part?

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you hold in your fingers while you gnaw on the rest.

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be from a horror movie!

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the store substituted your corn chips.

    Sinnsyk Jakte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once...pursued by a priest who asked me if I had actually eaten the communion wafer. In response, I stucj out my tongue to show him. He nodded and said, "Good. Good. Sometimes...er...people steal them..." Then he scurried back up to the front. SO IT'S APPARENTLY ACTUALLY A THING?!

    Sharkie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's just history, but these wafers used to be a big part of witchcraft hunting. Some people used them as a small luck charms to bring health or wealth to them and people would gossip about individuals not eating their wafers in combination with anything bad (sick animals or people, bar crop... Anything) and then witch Hunters v came... There is a book about it. I don't recommend reading it. Malleus Malleficarum. It says how to recognise a witch and some made up stories about them. But they really killed thousands and thousands of people just because of gossip and this book...

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    Coralinea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I had this particular one, but the one I had was really nice.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the sauce with a little spicy mustard, top with sauerkraut, sliced bratwurst and smoked gouda, serve with side of beer.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany has defiled the world again. Engineering: great. Food: just stop.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Ceaser’s did the hot dog in the crust.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the English breakfast donut?

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    Coralinea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another thing that's not possible with women's pockets. Might be the first thing I'm not sad about.

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my trousers have normal pockets, since 5 decades. No idea what all these women are buying.

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    cartoon ghosts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this why am I on this site

    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It's full of small minded morons that are attempting to make us vomit.

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    maddie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out.. I would eat it.

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice-block joke aside, the Clam Chowder sounds awesome. Have had a look for it on the local Super Market sites (NZ) but we seem to only have the Campbells meat/chicken soups on shelf..

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