You’ve heard of pineapple on pizza, but have you ever dared to try pizza on pineapple? What about cheesecake that’s covered in slices of good old American cheese? Or some gas station hot dogs that have been gently nibbled on by a friendly rat?
I’m sorry to ruin your appetite pandas, but we’ve got some fresh, hot off the grill cursed food pics for you all just waiting to be devoured down below. We’ve taken a trip to this Facebook page dedicated to unsettling food photos and ordered some of the finest offerings from their menu, so we can all enjoy dig in together. Good luck scrolling through this list without losing your lunch, and be sure to upvote the pics that you believe would make Gordon Ramsay have a conniption!
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Roast sandwich shop near us used to do loaded baked potatoes with roast beef/pork smothered in cheese, gravy and spring onions. They were great, pity they changed owners, went to hell and finally shut down.
Hey, looks good to me! (In fact, I think I"m going to make this, too...)
Add a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup and you've got a deal 🙂
When my daughter was 3 and going through radiation, she couldn't eat beforehand so they would let her pick a lunch. (Caretakers didn't get to pick.) Was always chicken nuggets until the day my caretaker meal was tomato soup and grilled cheese. That's all she would pick for the last 2 weeks of treatment. And at 18 it's still her comfort food.
Load More Replies...Whilst sitting on the couch in winter, underneath a heated throw rug, next to a snoozing Golden Retriever, watching A Man Called Otto. Wait….that’s me! 😊
I‘ll bring my 2 Goldies and some EggNog for dessert 👍🏻😉
Load More Replies...My first thought when I read "Forehead kiss" was that it was a Liverpool kiss (ie: a headbutt), and I was wondering why they needed both a hug and a headbutt 0_o
I love those! Haven’t had any since I moved to Germany! Please: all US-Pandas, have one for me! 😍👍🏻
Load More Replies...Zackly why I need. Also my bestie in person... Need someone to cry and watch romcoms till midnight with...
My son told me he hated it when I cut his sandwiches diagonally when he was about 10. Idk how I raised a heathen. I don't understand how he's mine at times. Lol
I‘m sure, he‘ll want them diagonally again as soon he‘s out of puberty. Or latest: when he‘s in college! 😉 Mom‘s sandwiches are the best!!!
Load More Replies...I do enjoy an occasional grilled cheese sandwich cut diagonally, dipped in ketchup... comfort food.
If you’ve been around the Bored Panda block for a while, this likely isn’t your first encounter with unsettling, disgusting or all around frightening food photos. We’ve seen cursed foods, chaotic foods, “wreckless eating,” reasons to skip out on potlucks for the rest of your life and more. But that’s the beauty of being a culinary master (or at least a culinary creative), you’ll never run out of new ideas for how to spice up your food’s life!
This Facebook page dedicated to questionable photos of food never fails to surprise and captivate viewers. It’s only been around since 2017 but has already amassed an impressive 481k followers. The page is constantly sharing new memes, unsettling images and hilarious photos featuring food and has even created an “emotional support group” as well, where members can “support one another for the emotional damage [the page inflicts] on a daily basis.”
This gives me Halloween vibes, yet also gives me Christmas vibes.
The Nightmare Before Christmas. :) You can watch that movie for both holidays.
Load More Replies...It makes me think of the torture scene in Shrek. "Not my gumdrop buttons!"
"Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me! I'm the Gingerbread man!" How has there not been a gingerbread man themed horror movie yet?
I think there actually is one - found it "The Gingerdread Man" from 2005
Load More Replies...It’s the absolute CLASSIC movie, Gingerdead Man, starring Gary Buesey! If you ever want to laugh at a movies acting this is the one lol
Give me the chocolate chip cookie 🍪 recipe Mr. Bond or you’ll suffer the same fate as Ginny here who lied and gave me one for oatmeal raisin instead.
Every time I eat a sandwich this exact scenario word for word plays through my mind.
I do the same but I like a bit of crust. It's why I diagonal cut mine and push all the filling for that perfect last bite.
Am I the only one who wants to turn the cans so the moustaches are all pointing downwards? It’s making my eye twitch. 😉 See?
Not as much as the position of the socket underneath the Pringle rack
Load More Replies...How is this unappealing ? Post s**t that at least is close to applicable tf people
Now the only thing I wish was that pringles printed the flavor on the lid... currently you have to check the sides for the flavors
Not sure if a cabinet filled with frankenstein "food" is beneficial for her but OK.
And a cabinet full of booze is any better? Both aren’t the best for you in large quantities.
Load More Replies...As a recovering alcoholic - no I love this :) I would also stock it with fancy rolls of bread and other tubular snacks
Load More Replies...I love this, my friend also has a huge wine rack but they put water instead.
I love eating a delicious meal as much as the next person, and I often spend more time than I’d like to admit salivating over gorgeous food accounts on Instagram and searching for new ideas of what to cook for dinner. But I can’t help but find it bizarre that there are two very popular extremes when it comes to food content online: photos that immediately make you hungry and those that send your appetite running away into hiding.
Cursed food pics have become a fascinating phenomenon online. These can range from low-quality images of meals people actually eat (but did not display on their plates the way an influencer or restaurant would) to gag-worthy photos of raw meat in ice cream cones and hot dogs in cake. Accounts and groups dedicated to sharing upsetting images of food have taken the internet by storm. So much so that Anna Samson at Vice actually did a deep dive investigating why Instagram is so ravenous for disgusting images of food.
And how is this "So Unappealing" as the title says?
Load More Replies...I can't believe they saved the pizzas for so long to take the same shot!
This is cute and all…but why has no one noticed how weirdly they’re eating that pizza?
A lot of people and pizza joints cut their pizzas square. This is helpful at a party especially. Some of the most popular places in my area cut theirs that way. Usually the pieces are smaller than shown in the pic.
Load More Replies...I'm guessing the produce department staff were running a sweepstake on how many minutes that sign would be up before a customer decided to be offended and make a complaint. Hilarious.
I'm guessing someone in charge of making signs finally had enough of his boss and decided today was going to be their last day.
Load More Replies...Don’t worry, salt is covered under the 5 millennium rule, so it should be ok.
the latest excuse is that it is the expiry date of the container not what is inside.
Good thing they dug it up when they did! Imagine entire mines of expired salt!
Dang, 250 million years only to get expired by two years...
Samson notes that “for as long as humans have walked the Earth, we’ve been fascinated by gross stuff,” so it should be no surprise that disgusting food is something we enjoy too. Well, enjoy looking at. Some of the most popular trends among gross food pics online are anything to do with hot dogs, hot dog water, putting unexpected food items in gelatin, putting any food items in places they shouldn’t be, any form of raw meat and bizarre combinations of sweet and savory foods, such as shrimp on top of a chocolate chip cookie.
Before 9/11 locked down customs, my mom went to Switzerland to celebrate a friend's birthday. Her friend paid for the trip, but asked my mom if she would bring Thanksgiving over, since that was her favorite meal. My mom boxed up everything in dry ice - from turkey to pie - and brought it with her. She encountered no problems, but said she did get some laughs from officials.
Load More Replies...Used to work for TSA (and happy to be out of that MAGAt hellhole), and that happens a lot, especially for international flights. Ex-Pats love getting the “care package” of the goodies from home that they miss when relatives come to visit, or taking a good supply home when they do the visiting.
Definitely. Hubby had to bring Kraft mac n cheese, stove top stuffing, peanut butter, and cream cheese when he visited me in S.Korea!
Load More Replies...Having gone thru customs into the USA over 100 times, that was my first thought.
Load More Replies...But... isn't it easy to make pancakes? 🤫 What ever, the customs officer's answer is cute 😁
Pancake mix .... it is incredibly popular here in NL too. I don't know what the list of ingredients say on that boxes, but the Dutch boxes contain flour and some conservants.... and cost four times of what some plain flour would cost. So I do not understand the concept of this. Unless you buy the ones with powdered egg and milk because travelling for 6 months to the arctic and only need to melt some ice for the water.
Those in the pic are specific flavour so that's explains.
Load More Replies...I've never heard of mochi pancake mix before but now I need it
Some eggs, bacon, sausage, and then...BAM! The perfect dress!
Georgeous dress. The comparison is a bit far-fetched in my opinion, you can compare pretty much any dress to a meal this way, there's always something that has similar colors.
It reminds me of Fluttershy from MLP: Friendship is Magic.
Load More Replies...I don't care what your comment is. That is a beautiful dress Serena has on.
As far as why we can’t get enough of these unsettling and unappetizing food photos, Samson points out that they might be a way of rejecting the flawless, edited photos that we so often see on social media. She notes that sharing, and taking, these pictures can be a way of calling out the superficial aesthetics and values often found online. In a way, posting terrible photos of food is like being an anti-food influencer. Most of us don’t eat off of perfectly plated dishes at every meal, and it’s ridiculous when content creators want to pretend that they didn’t meticulously plan the pics being posted of their food.
considering that strawberry and mango is a common smoothie blend? of course
Load More Replies...More water or more tea?☕ I really love tea! Any tea fans here?
Tea is all I drink all day. I've got a tea drawer in my kitchen.
Load More Replies...I don't see why this is a "bad food" thing. I regularly add a little more water when making gravy, it needs to be the right consistency after all. And I don't make much of my own dough (only simple flatbread) but I'd imagine damping it makes sure it hasn't dried out and stops it cracking/tearing when you're shaping it.
A lot of people end up with dry pies because they skimp on the gravy, my nans steak pie was amazing would look like soup before the lid when on but 30 mins in the over and the liquid would evaporate and condense into a super rich gravy
Load More Replies...The surface is lightly misted so that the pastry lid will adhere properly to the base.
If you don't water your pigs, they won't grow.
Load More Replies...That's how you get the lid of a pie to stick to the sides though? If you're making them at home you use a pastry brush (same as you'd use to paint the top with the glaze) but you can't expect them to do each one individually when they're making large quantities.
I didn't realize how controversial English food was until seeing this comment section.
Too much reliance on misinformation and lazy stereotypes. Like the view that Britain doesn't use spices 🙄 Britain has been using spices for centuries. Definitly brought into the country by those who invaded Britain. Much used in trade with Arabic 'spicemen' and in trade with the rest of Europe (other European countries bringing back the spices before Britain ventured forth). There was a lack during the war years and rationing of course, and it took a long time to recover from that for obvious reasons (no money!) and that is the food that provides the source for the lazy stereotypes. Rationed meals. Before and since? Lots of spices.
Load More Replies...Bless, it's like Americans don't know how to make actual food without syrup and sugar and weird lab-made additives. Hey, maybe we could do aerosol pies for them!?
I once switched from coffee to tea for about 6 months. Got kidney stones soon after. Coincidence? Maybe.
It won't have helped. While the most common cause of kidney stones is simply not drinking enough water, tea contains oxalates, the key chemical that also play a role in the formation of kidney stones.
Load More Replies...This is a good lesson on how to keep someone from stealing your sub leftovers.
No doubt this guy gets dressed and does sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Psychopath.
Because it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe! All whilst sitting on the floor
Load More Replies...That's how I eat Subway. That way I get to eat the folded part last. Like a taco.
I love it!! My son always ate his teething biscuits like this. And now he eats his bear paw cookies like this. 💛❤💙
The idea of disgusting food going viral on social media is being discussed more and more, and Emma Beddington at The Guardian also dipped her toe into the topic earlier this year. Beddington sought to find out what the goal of gross food on TikTok is: “to eat, provoke – or arouse?” First, she points out that TikTok has a host of food trends circulating at any moment. Blended baked oats, baked feta pasta and “magic shell” yogurt bowls are just a few that have been popular in recent years. But there are always more absurd videos out there too. “There’s a whole genre of sponsored-by-diabetes content, where beautiful, young, slim women combine terrifying quantities of marshmallows, sweets, chocolate, butter, cereal, pre-prepared cookie dough and the like into ‘incredible’ desserts that should be illegal,” Beddington writes.
From another website, the response from the UK is "Americans eat like they have free healthcare"
Nothing wrong with fat slices of butter bread. Nothing wrong with stew or potatoes. I would mix the potatoes into the stew, though. And get the juice with the butter bread. Yum!
This is probably Scottish (tattles and mince). Not that any right minded Brit wouldn’t dig in too.
Anybody that criticises this meal, has never eaten it. Mince and tatties is amazing
This is proper home made comfort food which reminds you of home. It's a staple in houses where money is very tight usually, but it is very tasty, warming and filling. The potatoes might look unseasoned but I used to crush mine with a fork and then mix in some of the mince and gravy and it is just *chef's kiss*. When my mum had very little money left for dinner, this was the result. Plus the bread and butter means you can make a sandwich out of it at the table or just use it to mop up the savoury gravy goodness.
I'm a Dutch expat living in England and I would totally eat that... I would probably opt for wholewheat bread with butter though.
At least you'd be able to taste the meat and it's relatively a balanced meal. Not everything needs to be smothered in hot sauce and orange cheese...
The older I get the more I love soup. Not like thin flavourless watery chicken noodle soup, but hearty stew or puréed veggie soups. Or pierogi soup which is my fave. Or ramen or tom yum. Learning to make pho this weekend!
I love soup and stews. It can be such a versatile and comforting meal. My friend and I actually got some yesterday from an amazing restaurant despite the heat.
I hate soup - my family would have to make me another meal when soup was made
Similar to finding the bacon bits in the salad (from a Jim Gaffigan routine)
I saw this and thought" american bread is sweet enough. Now they are using brioche"?
Load More Replies...The b******t people will buy into! They deserve to pay $22.50 for a mediocre burger served on a hubcap and a $12.00 Blue Ribbon served in a mason jar! That's the price you pay for thinking you are hip, but are really just gullible.
And are held together by a kebab stick to stop them toppling over. You have to eat them with a knife and fork because any attempt to pick them up will result in a blue cheese and dill pickle avalanche in your lap.
ngl the phrase "blue cheese and dill pickle avalanche" is...kinda sexy
Load More Replies...I remember when a McDonald's hamburger cost 15 cents. I'm old, so sue me!
But back then, you could buy a gallon of gas for a quarter.
Load More Replies...But, but, but it’s served on an artisan brioche roll with a measly side of homemade ketchup
Some of the most unappetizing atrocities Beddington has come across on TikTok recently include “tacos” made by boiling beef, eggs and cheese in a bag of Doritos, boiling chips to make “mashed potatoes,” baking dry ramen in the oven with tomato sauce and cheese and blending up dry pasta then adding raw eggs to make “fresh pasta.” As ridiculous as these combinations sound, they are often eaten unironically, which brings up another great point: what one man finds utterly disgusting, another might actually make for dinner.
That's not even medium rare. That's "stitch it back together and it runs away-rare"
15 minutes ago the poor dude was chillin in the field with his homies 😂
Load More Replies...Dakota Jean is either an epic troll or WAS the world’s dumbest person
Load More Replies...For the last time, everybody, this isn't real. Dakota was trolling.
I hope so, but you have to expect anything from people
Load More Replies...Her reply makes me think that just letting her have seconds might be the best thing for our species gene pool
Enjoy your Campylobacter! I had an attack of that from an undercooked chicken breast, and it durn near killed me. Terminal diarrhea, severe dehydration, and my kidneys completely shut down. Fortunately, the hospital has *very* good kidney specialists and they were able to reboot them.
Yea you gotta lightly sauté it on low, to then grill it with seasoning duh
Load More Replies...This is a photo of a delivery van from a restaurant in Alamogordo, New Mexico.
Let's all sing that viral dance song "Hey, Marinara!"
Load More Replies...Not everyone creates culinary monstrosities simply to enjoy them, however. There’s actually a niche on TikTok called “rage-bait cooking,” where creators intentionally put together creations that they know will infuriate and disgust viewers. One such creator, @Elis_kitchen, refers to themself as “the most evil chef on TikTok.” Eli told The Guardian, “If anyone asks, I say: ‘Yeah, I do this for attention.’ I think it’s pretty obvious I do.” One example of Eli’s work is a controversial sandwich they made featuring blended peas, pineapple, cheese and nuts, bread coated in mayo and then pan-fried.
"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled."
How can it be "Made using 100% Australian Pork", but also "Made in Australia from at least 90% Australian ingredients"? Is the outline of the kangaroo trying to tell us something? I don't think I'd touch this "turkey" with a ten foot pole. lol
Its a "standards" label in Australia, it means that to legally display that "made in Australia" kangaroo logo the product must be at least 90% australian ingredients. Since the product is 100% australian, it meets the standards and can have that label applied. Its a visual clue for us Australian shoppers to know that we are buying locally produced products and not imported ones.
Load More Replies...Oh no! Inferior dry meat has been replaced by juicy good meat. What ever shall we do.
Oh, Oz. What are we gonna do with you? Take a page from Taika and Jackson. We can all do a little better. - Jim Jefferies.
Now I want to know what's the difference between pork and Australian pork
they write it on all australian meat cuz we want to know that it’s not imported
Load More Replies...I'm trying to understand why you are having guests over if you hate them?
Been on a guided Ski vacation for older teens/young adults. One day the guides held a 'best cocktail creation' competition. My team bought those cheap ice pops in the plastic bag, crashed them in a pitcher, added some Sprite and topped it with half a cup of hot dog water, just to mess with the guides. We won 1st prize 🏆
Or let them eat the tuna fish blender juice ice cubes you made for your cat to increase the water flavor in their dish.
All ways best to NOT invite guests you don't like it's a waste of time..
I had a friend who ate mayonnaise straight from the packet lol Everyone was like "what are you thinking"
If it's Japanese Kewpie mayo then, well, all bets are off. That stuff stands on its own...
Load More Replies...If it's his sushi and his ranch, why is it a problem?
This is the type of person who gets in the shower and THEN turns on the water
As a person who grew up in Japan, this would be considered a felony.
I personally have not tried it, but it might not be so bad. Japanese people put mayonnaise on a huge amount of foods - even sushi...
They used to have a Kewpie Mayo, sweet corn, and tuna pizza at Domino’s in Japan.
Load More Replies...To be fair, those prepackaged sushis not seldom tastes like cat foot. After eating sushi from Chopchop here in Sweden, could not eat sushi for at least half a year after that! "You'll like the way we roll" - no, definitely not!
Load More Replies...These photos might have you saying, “Everybody’s so creative!” This phrase was coined by TikToker @Tanaradoublechocolate, who often comments this sentiment on videos of cooking atrocities. But who are we to judge what other people eat? Or what they create to enrage fellow internet users? Obviously, the pics on this list might invoke some strong feelings in you, pandas. Pineapple on pizza seems like nothing compared to these concoctions! But whether they were created ironically or not, we can all agree that everybody is so creative…
It's not stupid if it works. Might be fun, give it a different texture.
I've made these before, the correct term for them is hamdoggers
Load More Replies...“Hamdog” sounds like the big dumb guy’s nickname in high school who has a mullet and made fun of people for being smart
More surface area to put a good char on! You may be onto something here. "Hamdogs" is an obvious label, but how about D**kburger?
I sometimes make cheap/easy/quick "cheesesteaks" - ground beef, onions, peppers, mushrooms, and provolone on hoagie rolls. They're great!
It would be better if the shirt on the pizza read: I ❤ New York
No New Yorkers would ever wear that unironically. It's better plain.
Load More Replies...That's bc we new Yorkers don't look at others lol, we have our own damn business
No... The nightmare is paying £3.30 for a sodding sausage...!!
Load More Replies...Looks like Uncle Dave’s sausage has been exposed to the public for far too long.
I don’t know—and I don’t want to know—what uncle Dave has been up to.
Are these photos giving you some ideas of what to make for dinner tonight, pandas? Cooking is all about creativity anyway! We hope these pics haven’t traumatized you all, and if you’re strong enough to keep scrolling, be sure to upvote all of the ones that you find particularly fascinating. Then, if your stomach can handle even more, you can find another Bored Panda article featuring cursed food pics right here!
No mention of how much bean juice is in the can.
Looks like someone watched season 1 of Taskmaster and said, "You know what, Josh Widdicombe? That actually looks like fun!"
To complete the dish, you need to find a hooker to pee on it.
Load More Replies...Yeah, he was trying to look tough. Instead he looks confused and pouting to try to get his way
Load More Replies...No offense to anyone, but is it just me or does the first pic kinda look like Justin Bieber??
You take Justin Bieber, give him time, bad makeup and radiation damage, you get Trump!
So this is what he’s going to look like after he starts burning in Hell. Cool (something he won’t ever be again).
Can confirm I feel very seen 10/10
Load More Replies...The children, the children! Won’t somebody think of the children!?
Load More Replies...The transphobes sure are taking a long time to get here.
Just because someone does not agree with this certain ideology DOES NOT make them "transphobe". People are allowed to have differing opinions regardless if it doesn't align with yours. Just as you do not have to agree with their viewpoints. Disclaimer: I am very pro -live your life the way you want.
Load More Replies...That was pretty much the reasoning, tbh. It's a gingerbread person - they added the non-binary in to pi$$ off the transphobes
Load More Replies...Hard taco shells only exist because of stale overcooked tortillas. #foodhistory
Hard shell tacos have existed for over a century, based on the taco dorado, a Northern Mexican dish similar to a taquito. Open hard shell tacos were becoming more prevalent in the 50s, and the first patent for a device to create an open hard taco shell was given to a Mexican-American.
Load More Replies...Just so you know, no self-respecting Mexican would ever eat a hard shell taco.
YAS! I love brie cheese, cream cheese, cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, mascarpone cheese, parmesan cheese, pepper jack cheese, ricotta cheese, string cheese, swiss cheese...but for some reason I dislike American cheese.
because american cheese is basically plastic
Load More Replies...What did they call this series? Animorphs right? It was a young adult series of books in the 90s.
So this is what Caro Caro looks like. Now we know.
Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich for people who can’t eat gluten but can’t find gluten free bread that tastes good (believe me, most of it tastes like s**t—-expensive s**t you have to waste money in before you find a brand that’s halfway acceptable, and even then you can only eat it toasted. Yeah, personal experience after become gluten intolerant post-menopause).
Schär makes the best gluten free bread I've found. It's soft and doesn't fall apart when you use it. It also tastes pretty good. My grandson likes a lot of my gluten free foods better than regular. They've improved a lot over the last decade.
Load More Replies...Talk about doing something dumb just for the likes. Still better than Logan Paul.
I’ve had bowl movements that were better than Logan Paul.
Load More Replies...What about the lettuce? I did not see the lettuce not missing from the ingredients.
dude, have you heard about the fundamentalist onions?
Load More Replies...When onion relish is criminalized, only criminals will have onion relish!
Load More Replies...A restaurant near me has them as "carnalized" onions in doordash. I am concerned for the onions
What did that onion relish do to be a criminal? I'm curious, I need a whole story...
In prison, it's taboo to ask.
Load More Replies...This brings back bad memories of watching an extremely drunk/stoned friend of mine do something horrible. He wanted a tuna sandwich but was out of bread, so he popped 2 frosted blueberry Pop Tarts in the toaster and used them instead. He spent the entire next day sick and would not believe us no matter how many times we tried to tell him what he ate.🤢🤮
Perfect Hallowe'en dessert! I love this! (Just make mine apple pie though)
That might not be that bad, if you like biscuits and gravy.
I grew up with biscuits and gravy. I'd totally eat this.
Load More Replies...It is, but it looks a little odd because they put Mozzarella on top.
Load More Replies...It's just breakfast pizza. I've made this tons of times. Sometimes with bacon. Sometimes I make a little well and bake eggs into it. Sometimes I use hash browns for the crust. There are a TON of variations. It's a super easy breakfast meal prep that will get me through the whole week
Biscuits and gravy is savory soda bread with pork sausage and peppered bechlamel sauce. So, yeah this works.
That's what the crispy looking thing on the left in front of the pizza is :P
Load More Replies...I'm from Wisconsin and see nothing wrong with the Bloody, but it's missing the Miller Lite chaser.
Yeah, but it took e a few moments to figure out what the hell was going on.
Load More Replies...That's what a psychopath would write (in the picture).
Load More Replies...The person placed crackers in the library book return box.🙂
Load More Replies...You would need a super bowel to eat most of the things on this list.
*giggles in sports lingo* No wonder the rest of the world gives American football a pass.
Mr order would be some kind of McFish and be delivered to a neighbour. We've given up getting a family order because everyone else gets what they ordered and I get something utterly random. I'm cursed to never be allowed a food delivery
Load More Replies...(former McDonald's worker. They could have mistaken what you meant by extra sauce, because a lot of people ask for sauce on the side as "extra sauce". We get conditioned to how people talk and ask
Load More Replies...i might be a monster to all of you, but this is why i order no sauce. i think i was supposed to be born in the UK
I can’t do dry sandwiches or dry burgers. All respect to you but the dryness of the bread makes my mouth all dry and it’s so hard to chew plain dry bread and meat together, so bland, so much less flavour and just DRY. More sauce for me if you order your sandwiches without sauce though, I’m an extra sauce girlie so as long as we’re both happy :)
Load More Replies...I once ordered a chicken burger at a friends sleepover and my burger came with no chicken :D
My kid ordered nuggets once and got a box of sauce instead. This seems like an improvement.
no thank you sticky child but thank you for your kind offer.
Is that a moldy d!ck with a Cheetoh stuck on it? Take a break from gaming, Trevor. Bathe yourself. This graphic shows that your penis stinks.
You know something's wrong when you touch it and it starts to move on its own
Load More Replies...My younger sister once jammed one of those Gerber banana cookies into my mouth, pre-chewed no less, (wasn't looking and she caught me off guard) it was so vile, from the taste to the texture... I remember trying all kinds of foods to try and get the taste out when brushing my teeth didn't work. I don't know how she ate those things.
Charlie Chaplin would approve. (See his movie GOLD RUSH, if you don't know what I'm talking about.)
As a kid I heard that poorly prepared steak was "Tough as shoe leather." This doesn't look half bad.
"Hot Pork Wellington" was my nickname in college...
Load More Replies...Greggs sausages are the bees knees, but with ketchup? The chips/fries look good, though.
The only thing worse than finding a bug in your food is finding half a bug.
Hear me out folks, the pizza crust sitting on top of the pineapple, soaking in the flavor ever-so-slightly… YES
Load More Replies...Ahh the age old question: does pizza belong on pineapple and why yes?
Why can no one ever spell Caesar correctly? The word has been with us for two thousand years.
No, that's actually correct in this case: A salad for people who are going to cease eating Ceasar salad. For whatever reason.
Load More Replies...Me too but with Thousand Island dressing, croutons, and shredded cheddar.
Load More Replies...Don’t even want to look - how many people have said “Hail Ceaser!”
Yes. It does not taste like Mac and cheese (thank god)
Load More Replies...I mean.....I'm not mad at this. Curiosity would eventually win me over I'm sure.
NOOOOOO! POOR LITTLE CHICKS! (Although chicken does taste pretty good...I feel bad now. )
I live alone so yes hahaha I’m my own terrible roommate
Load More Replies...I’m going to do this with my iPad, we rarely eat out these days. Reminds me of the Yule Log on TV.
Pandas are saying it's Jabba the Hutt but I think it's Slimer from Ghostbusters..
Jabba doesn't seem nearly so frightening now. Of course, he's the sole reason OP can't afford a house.
It's the most popular guy at a nudist camp! The one that can hold six donuts and two cups of coffee.
Load More Replies...This should be sold as a cure for nausea because I wasn't feeling well and even just looking at it is making me hungry. And sad.
I've decided this was a bad joke. Feel free to down vote.
Load More Replies...But if you cook them it’ll cool if the alcohol, won’t it? So why spike it in the first place?
I think this is a fake product (there are a couple in this thread). But the reason alcohol is added to any food is it changes the taste even if it's mostly cooked off. Rum balls, brandy cake, bourbon ribs etc.
Load More Replies...Well sometimes it’s nice to be crying in the middle of the night and take out your nice loaded tato >:(
Traditionally its sausages that come in links. 🤔
Load More Replies...This is you contesting the truth of thousands of Belgians. Separatist!
This reminds me.... I remember someone tried to send a banana through the mail some almost 20 years ago. I was at the post office for mail pickup and heard one of the staff make a commotion, walk out to the counter from a backroom with a raised hand, holding up a heavily clear-taped banana where the addresses were written upon a cut index card under all that tape. The banana was no longer green and was starting to have spots. Of course everyone in the room roared with laughter because no one had seen any attempt like that before. I remember the staff wondered aloud of why anyone would try sending off a banana in this manner and then she asked other staff the rhetoric question of "is this even machine-able," before going back into the backroom. I'm still unsure of what happened to that banana
My mom makes sausage octopus, way better than sausage fingers.
Kind of looks like this Screenshot...3ae96d.png
This should be a gag where they film people’s reactions to the sign.
Yeah eating in a graveyard isn’t that edgy 😅 looks like a nice quiet picnic spot!
Load More Replies...Cemetery picnics were a thing a hundred years ago. Look it up.
I'd buy it. Would probably make a good tenderizing marinade. I use Cherry Coke in my pulled pork.
There's no way this isn't posed. That bottle clearly hasn't been opened yet.
Load More Replies...Educate our young. Cook with olive oil lubricate your vehicle with Valvoline.
I'm hoping it's not what I *think* it might be, which is six different pastas packed into six different.. self.. stimulators for men.. presumably to see if they *feel* different. I hope it's not. Please don't let that be the thing.
Load More Replies...Usually Fleshlights don't contain pasta. (Hint: they contain jizz.) And, post!
Oh man this just reminded me of the weird dream I had the other day in which I found out Cadbury was now selling a new marijuana chocolate bar.
Starting when I was young I would eat a small pinch of fresh uncooked hamburger meat with a sprinkle of Lawry’s season salt. Still do it now.
Yep, I see nothing wrong with that one 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...Are there really people who are paying THIRTY Bucks for a sammich? 😳🤦♀️
I'm not paying 30 bucks for gastroenteritis. 5 bucks at best.
Layers of black pudding, mashed potatoes, BBQ sauce, smoked brisket, caramelized and pickled onions with a bread backstop.
Am I looking at cheesesteak cheesecake? It's not always sunny in Philly, is it?
I like this. Maybe change the word streets. Sounds like the person is going back to drug dealing or something. But the cake is cool
Maybe, welcome back to the game. Or a treasure hunt. Welcome back to the wonderful single life? single player mode?
Load More Replies...Are the bottles full? I got like two days stash for the streets. Fvck the cake, empty carbs.
We'll never understand soft can-openers if we live to be 25!
Brandy balloon glasses float perfectly upright, if anyone needs to know
It's Taco Bell not Taco Bathe, mvthafucka. Have some scruples.
Nooo! Why would you risk ruining a good book in the tub, or eat in the tub for that matter. You'l' end up with bathwater on your food, soggy, a*s-bathwater flavoured tacos. No way.
Load More Replies...After Grandpa passed, Grandma moved into a townhouse that boasted a brand new oven. Grandma put a chicken dish in it for her club, and accidentally switched it to self-cleaning. My dad had to go to her apartment and break the lock on her brand new oven. Later, Grandma reported that all her club loved the dish.
This would be a good gag (literally) joke. Make the "cheese" out of yellow fondant! 😄
I'd be leaving the groceries in the cart and getting out of Dodge.
My boyfriend once worked as a cleaner for a local supermarket chain (different stores all around town). He told me that every store had his own critter problem (mice here, rats there, roaches in another one). Basically all stores just kept the infestations at bay (exterminator) but it was impossible to get totally rid of infestations.
I love sweet and savoury, especially with burgers - I would definitely try a bite of this out of curiosity :)
Load More Replies...But does she have the chicken?
Load More Replies...Oddly specific. But then, food labelling is much better these days.
Why would anyone run over an armadillo? These beautiful creatures are big enough to see and surely don't dart out into the road. People who run over other living creatures just because they can are scum. Guess I didn't find the "joke2 funny.
Your bowel movement after drinking coffee from starbucks
Load More Replies...That bread needs salted butter on it, then there's nothing wrong.
Load More Replies...You gotta have heart. Honey, I love you, butt....
Pasta is flour with water and sometimes eggs. So exactly the same ingredients as a chocolate cake.
It's not fake, see the Swedish flag? I use it every week... /s
Load More Replies...Now we have ketchup icecream too...and ranch icecream...and bbq sauce icecream...
Texas Hill Country pizza. Those little a$$h😮le scorpions are everywhere.
To attract younger people churches are now serving communion with monster.
Dosis sola facit venenum - only the dose makes the poison, as they say.
Load More Replies...Cornbread spaghetti might be doable, if the sauce thing could be worked out.
Just because you don't eat chicken feet, doesn't mean other cultures don't.
Cleaned well, cooked well they probably taste amazing. Had pig trotters once and once you get past the "eww they look gross" factor they tasted great.
Load More Replies...My mom, who is Chinese, loves to eat chicken fingers/feet. In China the food chicken feet is popular. I also think it tastes good.
Some boneless chicken feet marinated in lemon sauce is great. No offense to some innocent feathered dinos around here
Load More Replies...My grandfather loved the chicken feet. He always used to make terrible jokes like, "the chicken feet stand on their own!"
Not putting it down, but, seriously , what to do with the fingernails/claw part?
That's what you hold in your fingers while you gnaw on the rest.
Load More Replies...I was once...pursued by a priest who asked me if I had actually eaten the communion wafer. In response, I stucj out my tongue to show him. He nodded and said, "Good. Good. Sometimes...er...people steal them..." Then he scurried back up to the front. SO IT'S APPARENTLY ACTUALLY A THING?!
I hope it's just history, but these wafers used to be a big part of witchcraft hunting. Some people used them as a small luck charms to bring health or wealth to them and people would gossip about individuals not eating their wafers in combination with anything bad (sick animals or people, bar crop... Anything) and then witch Hunters v came... There is a book about it. I don't recommend reading it. Malleus Malleficarum. It says how to recognise a witch and some made up stories about them. But they really killed thousands and thousands of people just because of gossip and this book...
Load More Replies...ok but if im being honest those holy crackers are bussin
Replace the sauce with a little spicy mustard, top with sauerkraut, sliced bratwurst and smoked gouda, serve with side of beer.
Germany has defiled the world again. Engineering: great. Food: just stop.
Another thing that's not possible with women's pockets. Might be the first thing I'm not sad about.
All my trousers have normal pockets, since 5 decades. No idea what all these women are buying.
Load More Replies...Agreed. It's full of small minded morons that are attempting to make us vomit.
Load More Replies...Ice-block joke aside, the Clam Chowder sounds awesome. Have had a look for it on the local Super Market sites (NZ) but we seem to only have the Campbells meat/chicken soups on shelf..
I love this soup. I just really prefer it in soup form.
Another post with an annoyingly false headline! Why are you doing this? That's the clickbate-style I really hate. This habit is not the Bored Panda I am used to! Most of the posts are just funny, not disgusting at all. Find an appropriate headline, please!
To each their own. If you like it, then it's OK. Yesterday we visited a rose garden and bought some rose petal jam. The lady told us to try it with goat cheese. So today we did and it was really nice... though I prefer honey with goat cheese ;-))
Any post UK vs US / US vs UK always has rivalrous, contentious comments. The comments section in this one is the worst I've ever seen. When I joined people seemed to be tolerant and nice to each other, but that has changed recently. I'm not referring to my own mountainous collection of south pointing arrows, but many threads are littered with them. Chill people.
Another post with an annoyingly false headline! Why are you doing this? That's the clickbate-style I really hate. This habit is not the Bored Panda I am used to! Most of the posts are just funny, not disgusting at all. Find an appropriate headline, please!
To each their own. If you like it, then it's OK. Yesterday we visited a rose garden and bought some rose petal jam. The lady told us to try it with goat cheese. So today we did and it was really nice... though I prefer honey with goat cheese ;-))
Any post UK vs US / US vs UK always has rivalrous, contentious comments. The comments section in this one is the worst I've ever seen. When I joined people seemed to be tolerant and nice to each other, but that has changed recently. I'm not referring to my own mountainous collection of south pointing arrows, but many threads are littered with them. Chill people.
