Man Discovers His Stepson Snuck A Girl Overnight, Can’t Wait To See Him Trying To Smuggle Her Out In The Morning
Sometimes parenting means sitting back and observing, however, this stepdad decided to take it one step further and share his hilarious observations of his stepson with Twitter. User Tricky-D realized that young man had snuck a girl into the house the night before and instead of snitching to his wife he decided to have a little fun and see how things played out.
The amused parent shared a detailed play-by-play of the suspenseful moments, even sharing photos of his oblivious wife as she cleaned the house. Unsurprisingly this relatable scenario caught the attention of people on Twitter who followed along with each update.
The thread had people on the edge of their seats
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Share on FacebookI had someone stay over after a night of carousing, thinking the old folks didn't know. Morning came and my grandmother hollers up the stairs "it's getting late. Does your friend want coffee or tea". How did she know? I never found out.
I guess it's a good thing that at 18 he's a rookie and not a seasoned pro. Same for her although I didn't see her age mentioned but because it wasn't I'm assuming she was pretty much the same age.
Load More Replies...I would have titled this "Lazy man too preoccupied by his grown step-son's sex life to help his wife clean the house he lives in".
My stepdaughter used to sneak her boyfriend in through the window, this dude was literally peeing out the window in the morning and that's how they got caught. Her dad just happened to be looking out another window and he could see the urine stream!! After she moved out we found a freaking coke bottle under her bed full of pee..wtf!!? Teenagers suck
This has got to be the most American thing on the planet. Why on Earth would anyone mind their 18 year old bringing a gf/bf home?
Because this is merica. Where it's ok to own a gun at 8, but not have sex at a reasonable age.
Load More Replies...If I was busting my a*s cleaning and my husband was taking standing around taking pics of it, I'd go into meltdown mode.
Did you miss the part where he said she is listening to music and never noticed him taking the picture?
Load More Replies...I completely agree. This step-Dad and husband really needs to get more hobbies.
Load More Replies...as a mother of boys, i would root for the mama; being the cool, understanding mama that i can be, i'd root for the grown a*s adult son...so torn...pretty sure if it was my house, i'd have known she was there. i would definitely play some mind games with them both! hide the shoes, find/hide car keys, etc too much fun was missed here
We have a studio above the garage. It has its own entrance so my son could do this easily without me knowing. But something weard always happens which makes me suspicious... It cannot be a coincidence that when I go to the post office 1 mile from here, my son passes by with a girl carrying a sleeping bag on her way to the bus stop..... What are the odds? And I bet she never used her sleeping bag... LOL!
The son didn't eat breakfast or lunch with his parents (or help setting the table, cleaning up the table etc.) or at least take some food upstairs to his room and the mom didn't notice and wonder why? I guess he was too nervous to eat but he could have done more to keep up appearance.
Or maybe he likes to sleep in on weekends normally anyway.
Load More Replies...Normally don't repeat other people's comments, but it struck me early on in this post. Wife cleaning, on her f*****g own, enough that she needs a nap after, and the husband pissing around on social media, and son doing sod all too. I am seething.
"he's an 18 year old grown a*s man. We live and die by our choices". haha. perfection, right there.
they will have a better plan next time.And a bucket, lol you did a gr8 story, hahaha
I think that husband/father would do good if he did the cleaning and let the wife/mom relax or take pictures!
Why does only the wife clean? Why does the son still live in there? Why didn't he just rent a place?! Poor girl, why drag her into this!
Thank you stepdad for not being a jerk. Maybe wife knows and (A) Is in total denial, or (B) Isn't worried. MAYBE wife is lying in bed posting on her phone "Son brought his best friend home last night and she's a great young lady. I hope he's using the condoms I left on top of his side table that he put in the drawer. Maybe this will give hubby some ideas and we can make a little noise of our own."
When I was younger, I snuck my boyfriend into my house early one morning. Dad wakes up, I go into panic mode thinking "holy s**t how am I gonna hide this guy?" My first thought was to have him jump out my bathroom window and wait in the backyard, but I ended up just throwing a bunch of clothes and plushies on him and tried to casually go about my morning. About an hour after I hid the bf, I went and told my dad "hey my boyfriend is coming to pick me up, I'll be back later" and just hustled bf's a*s out the door while my dad was in his office. I don't know if he ever actually knew and just didn't care, or what. lmao
So this Tricky-D guy obviously is unaware that he could be getting some nooky instead of just listening to other people get it if he would just pick up a broom or a vacuum or a dishrag or throw in a load of clothes and help his wife out. Get the book "Pornography For Women"!!! There is nothing sexier than a working man, especially when he's working for his wife ;)
I don't have a Twitter so I guess I don't understand why the timestamps on these posts don't at all match the timeframes he is referring to (even if the timezone is different from mine)
Probably the person who took the snaps is from a different time zone, so the timestamps correspond to that.
Load More Replies...Our Pittie lets us know when ANYONE that doesn't belong, is even NEAR the house, let alone INSIDE it. He barks, doesn't bite.. he leaves the 'grand finale' up to us parents, LoL~! When he licks faces with 'permission' of only Mom and Dad (we parents...) then she's cool (or he?!?) .... None of our 2 teens ever tried that; wisely so~! GREAT READ, btw~!
Yeah I never would have been able to pull this off. My mom had radar...if I even came home 3 minutes late she would know. And i would hear "GOODNIGHT" from down the hall i a very mom tone. She would have been able to detect 2 sets of footsteps on the stairs!
You get the strongest person to carry the other, oh, and make sure you aren't late. Mums just appear to have radar - it's a myth!! 😉 No mother will ever admit that though. They just don't go to sleep until you are home and safe. The mum tone is less about lateness in itself and more that you kept her up longer than she wanted.
Load More Replies...Its funny yet gross. If thats your son it is weird to be proud of him for having sex. If that was his daughter that would be a different story.
I think you're assuming too much here... I'm a father of two (boy and girl) and I would've thought the same for both. Maybe this guy is good at parenting and is realistic. I would rather have my daughter sleeping over with her partner than anywhere else where they aren't safe. They will do 'the same' anyway!
Load More Replies...What I want to know is HOW SHE MANAGED TO SLEEP THROUGH THE SEX FEST AT 4AM???? Also - I would totally be this type of parent
My mother once caught me smoking a cigarette when I was twelve,a quarter mile from the house and she new I was smoking,sneaking a girl in,,,,no freaking way.
Sorry to be picky, but "that stayed the night". That is for a thing or an animal. For a human woman you should write "who".
I found my nephew was using my apartment with his gf. Found a box of condoms in the trash can (not my brand). Called him for lunch and had a little chat with him. Turns out he had been doing this for TWO YEARS! Couldn't get mad at him as he was using protection, the girl was a very nice girl and the both were very much in love with each other. The only thing i could do is tell him days after thay had installed a new surveillance system in ALL rooms. Never saw anything weird in my appartmente scince.
My poor teens couldn't even sneak in a six-pack of beer. They did their carousing in the back seat of a car like normal kids.
When my cousin was 14 he hid his girlfriend in his closet for 3 days! But mad mama found her!
Just go out and say, hi mam, I forget to tell you that my bab forget her house key, didn't want to wake up her parents so I offer her to sleep with me.
my Mom would have been able to smell another female in the house! lol
Cool story, but can we talk about that shine on the bathroom tile??? Hot damn, that's amazing!
And yet the bath sealant is as manky as anything.
Load More Replies...All these people and their "why aren't the guys helping clean?" WTH! Enjoy the story! I don't WANT help - I never have - except for taking the trash out and MAYBE doing the dishes. Leave me to my cleaning! And btw - Ohhh yeah, I do believe she knew - but she knows to pick her battles LOL - not too many of us - especially in cleaning mode - would NOT have noticed those white shoes LOL
I'm just in shock. I don't know at what: the son's boldness, the wife's not knowing, or the dad just watching this unfold.
What the hell? My mom knew I'd gotten my first girlfriend the second I got home from our date, and I lie like a sociopath. I thought this stuff came under "women's intuition". How did this woman miss every sign?
It is less about intuition and more that you would have been giving off massive cues. Like going on a date. Or did you make the same effort with your appearance when you just saw your friends? Appearance, hygiene... standards go up when dating starts.
Load More Replies...I love cleaning my house alone, music blasting! No one would clean it the same way and I would spend more time explaining how I like it so it's not worth it to have someone help. My husband does enough other stuff and is a huge help in so many ways. Why ask him to do something he hates when I can actually enjoy it. All I ask is, leave the house and get out of my way lol
If you enjoy it great! If other people do enough great. If you have a very particular way to do things, weird.
Load More Replies...Don't be so unrealistic. How many teens can afford a room. Sex is not, in itself, indecent or disrespectful. Far better to know what your offspring is up to and to have a good and open relationship with them.
Load More Replies...He’s 18. He’s too little for both of those things.
Load More Replies...Seems like we could have been a tad more respectful here John.
Load More Replies...I had someone stay over after a night of carousing, thinking the old folks didn't know. Morning came and my grandmother hollers up the stairs "it's getting late. Does your friend want coffee or tea". How did she know? I never found out.
I guess it's a good thing that at 18 he's a rookie and not a seasoned pro. Same for her although I didn't see her age mentioned but because it wasn't I'm assuming she was pretty much the same age.
Load More Replies...I would have titled this "Lazy man too preoccupied by his grown step-son's sex life to help his wife clean the house he lives in".
My stepdaughter used to sneak her boyfriend in through the window, this dude was literally peeing out the window in the morning and that's how they got caught. Her dad just happened to be looking out another window and he could see the urine stream!! After she moved out we found a freaking coke bottle under her bed full of pee..wtf!!? Teenagers suck
This has got to be the most American thing on the planet. Why on Earth would anyone mind their 18 year old bringing a gf/bf home?
Because this is merica. Where it's ok to own a gun at 8, but not have sex at a reasonable age.
Load More Replies...If I was busting my a*s cleaning and my husband was taking standing around taking pics of it, I'd go into meltdown mode.
Did you miss the part where he said she is listening to music and never noticed him taking the picture?
Load More Replies...I completely agree. This step-Dad and husband really needs to get more hobbies.
Load More Replies...as a mother of boys, i would root for the mama; being the cool, understanding mama that i can be, i'd root for the grown a*s adult son...so torn...pretty sure if it was my house, i'd have known she was there. i would definitely play some mind games with them both! hide the shoes, find/hide car keys, etc too much fun was missed here
We have a studio above the garage. It has its own entrance so my son could do this easily without me knowing. But something weard always happens which makes me suspicious... It cannot be a coincidence that when I go to the post office 1 mile from here, my son passes by with a girl carrying a sleeping bag on her way to the bus stop..... What are the odds? And I bet she never used her sleeping bag... LOL!
The son didn't eat breakfast or lunch with his parents (or help setting the table, cleaning up the table etc.) or at least take some food upstairs to his room and the mom didn't notice and wonder why? I guess he was too nervous to eat but he could have done more to keep up appearance.
Or maybe he likes to sleep in on weekends normally anyway.
Load More Replies...Normally don't repeat other people's comments, but it struck me early on in this post. Wife cleaning, on her f*****g own, enough that she needs a nap after, and the husband pissing around on social media, and son doing sod all too. I am seething.
"he's an 18 year old grown a*s man. We live and die by our choices". haha. perfection, right there.
they will have a better plan next time.And a bucket, lol you did a gr8 story, hahaha
I think that husband/father would do good if he did the cleaning and let the wife/mom relax or take pictures!
Why does only the wife clean? Why does the son still live in there? Why didn't he just rent a place?! Poor girl, why drag her into this!
Thank you stepdad for not being a jerk. Maybe wife knows and (A) Is in total denial, or (B) Isn't worried. MAYBE wife is lying in bed posting on her phone "Son brought his best friend home last night and she's a great young lady. I hope he's using the condoms I left on top of his side table that he put in the drawer. Maybe this will give hubby some ideas and we can make a little noise of our own."
When I was younger, I snuck my boyfriend into my house early one morning. Dad wakes up, I go into panic mode thinking "holy s**t how am I gonna hide this guy?" My first thought was to have him jump out my bathroom window and wait in the backyard, but I ended up just throwing a bunch of clothes and plushies on him and tried to casually go about my morning. About an hour after I hid the bf, I went and told my dad "hey my boyfriend is coming to pick me up, I'll be back later" and just hustled bf's a*s out the door while my dad was in his office. I don't know if he ever actually knew and just didn't care, or what. lmao
So this Tricky-D guy obviously is unaware that he could be getting some nooky instead of just listening to other people get it if he would just pick up a broom or a vacuum or a dishrag or throw in a load of clothes and help his wife out. Get the book "Pornography For Women"!!! There is nothing sexier than a working man, especially when he's working for his wife ;)
I don't have a Twitter so I guess I don't understand why the timestamps on these posts don't at all match the timeframes he is referring to (even if the timezone is different from mine)
Probably the person who took the snaps is from a different time zone, so the timestamps correspond to that.
Load More Replies...Our Pittie lets us know when ANYONE that doesn't belong, is even NEAR the house, let alone INSIDE it. He barks, doesn't bite.. he leaves the 'grand finale' up to us parents, LoL~! When he licks faces with 'permission' of only Mom and Dad (we parents...) then she's cool (or he?!?) .... None of our 2 teens ever tried that; wisely so~! GREAT READ, btw~!
Yeah I never would have been able to pull this off. My mom had radar...if I even came home 3 minutes late she would know. And i would hear "GOODNIGHT" from down the hall i a very mom tone. She would have been able to detect 2 sets of footsteps on the stairs!
You get the strongest person to carry the other, oh, and make sure you aren't late. Mums just appear to have radar - it's a myth!! 😉 No mother will ever admit that though. They just don't go to sleep until you are home and safe. The mum tone is less about lateness in itself and more that you kept her up longer than she wanted.
Load More Replies...Its funny yet gross. If thats your son it is weird to be proud of him for having sex. If that was his daughter that would be a different story.
I think you're assuming too much here... I'm a father of two (boy and girl) and I would've thought the same for both. Maybe this guy is good at parenting and is realistic. I would rather have my daughter sleeping over with her partner than anywhere else where they aren't safe. They will do 'the same' anyway!
Load More Replies...What I want to know is HOW SHE MANAGED TO SLEEP THROUGH THE SEX FEST AT 4AM???? Also - I would totally be this type of parent
My mother once caught me smoking a cigarette when I was twelve,a quarter mile from the house and she new I was smoking,sneaking a girl in,,,,no freaking way.
Sorry to be picky, but "that stayed the night". That is for a thing or an animal. For a human woman you should write "who".
I found my nephew was using my apartment with his gf. Found a box of condoms in the trash can (not my brand). Called him for lunch and had a little chat with him. Turns out he had been doing this for TWO YEARS! Couldn't get mad at him as he was using protection, the girl was a very nice girl and the both were very much in love with each other. The only thing i could do is tell him days after thay had installed a new surveillance system in ALL rooms. Never saw anything weird in my appartmente scince.
My poor teens couldn't even sneak in a six-pack of beer. They did their carousing in the back seat of a car like normal kids.
When my cousin was 14 he hid his girlfriend in his closet for 3 days! But mad mama found her!
Just go out and say, hi mam, I forget to tell you that my bab forget her house key, didn't want to wake up her parents so I offer her to sleep with me.
my Mom would have been able to smell another female in the house! lol
Cool story, but can we talk about that shine on the bathroom tile??? Hot damn, that's amazing!
And yet the bath sealant is as manky as anything.
Load More Replies...All these people and their "why aren't the guys helping clean?" WTH! Enjoy the story! I don't WANT help - I never have - except for taking the trash out and MAYBE doing the dishes. Leave me to my cleaning! And btw - Ohhh yeah, I do believe she knew - but she knows to pick her battles LOL - not too many of us - especially in cleaning mode - would NOT have noticed those white shoes LOL
I'm just in shock. I don't know at what: the son's boldness, the wife's not knowing, or the dad just watching this unfold.
What the hell? My mom knew I'd gotten my first girlfriend the second I got home from our date, and I lie like a sociopath. I thought this stuff came under "women's intuition". How did this woman miss every sign?
It is less about intuition and more that you would have been giving off massive cues. Like going on a date. Or did you make the same effort with your appearance when you just saw your friends? Appearance, hygiene... standards go up when dating starts.
Load More Replies...I love cleaning my house alone, music blasting! No one would clean it the same way and I would spend more time explaining how I like it so it's not worth it to have someone help. My husband does enough other stuff and is a huge help in so many ways. Why ask him to do something he hates when I can actually enjoy it. All I ask is, leave the house and get out of my way lol
If you enjoy it great! If other people do enough great. If you have a very particular way to do things, weird.
Load More Replies...Don't be so unrealistic. How many teens can afford a room. Sex is not, in itself, indecent or disrespectful. Far better to know what your offspring is up to and to have a good and open relationship with them.
Load More Replies...He’s 18. He’s too little for both of those things.
Load More Replies...Seems like we could have been a tad more respectful here John.
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