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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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Jason Bull
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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Kim Hutcheson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truly sad, that girls these days think they must sit in from of a cell phone and POSE to make themselves feel good about themselves. Get out in the world and do something with yourself. Make the world a better place! Help someone, give of yourself, love and share OF yourself in a positive and constructive way and for crying out loud get OFF the damn selfie narcissistic movement!

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Lilya
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally agree. I'm twelve years old, don't have Instagram, or a phone for that matter! The duck lips are ridiculous tho! XD. But yes, girls, always on their phones putting all that makeup c**p on just to pose for a sh$@* photo.

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Christine Johnson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First rate DAD! I hope she sees how lucky she is! And how absolutely ridiculous! Her own photos are now! Way to go DAD!

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Angel Jensen Heath
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do they think the pout is cute? Any guy that thinks it cute has got to be crazy. If this girl is under 18 the parents seriously need to take her social media away!

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Norman Yenney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is fully a tween❗️I'd like to say by 18 ppl grow out of this narcissistic phase but *ahem* thats not true‼️👅😷

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Debbie Dickson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha!! I'd say what's the big deal in saying is this fair. I think it's hilarious and to be honest..I like her Dad's pictures much better. He's bringing sexy back. LOL!! 😄😄

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Judy Myers
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty girl but way to narcissistic. What a Dad! Dad of the year.

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RuthAnne Hiott
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow people, you all sound bitter and jealous of this young beautiful "lady"! She isn't a child, she's reached her 20's, and both her and her dad are in good relationship, it's more done for a joke and followers, on the father's part. I'm not a fan of the pout/duck lips look, and I have never enjoyed my picture being taken. It's a whole new generation with kids basically being born with cell phones in their hands, that just so happens to have built in camera's. The new generation uses these cell cams to take selfies, and practise to get nice/pretty pics of themselves. That's just the way it is now adays. Wouldn't it be better for the young female generation to feel confident about themselves in their appearance, rather than self loathing themselves and their body's? My generation of girls disliked who they were in appearance, resulting in some of them taking their own lives :( . Looks definitely aren't everything, but when we see a young person feeling good about themselves, that's good

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Chelle Jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one was a fail dad... Didn't get hand position right... LOL

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Holly Hetfield
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The amount of self-absorption in the daughter is truly staggering. I can't decide if her posts are for self-validation, or just she's truly that impressed with herself that she thinks the rest of the world cares.

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John Newman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughing my a*s off. I love this guy! Finally someone giving this godawful 'selfie' culture the poke in the eye it deserves. 'Here's a picture of me...and here's another one...of me.'

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Priyanka Pareek
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm still kinda wondering bout their tattoos! Are they shifting places or its just me? 😂

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Kikka io
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the baby is very beautiful, but what if you pull it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cheryl Ram
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great job dad... hopefully now your little brat will behave herself?

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