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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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Jason Bull
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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Kristina Almas
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If nobody finds humor in this has serious issues... this is funny and cute... kids who have relations with their parents is great. Not all kids are lucky to have good funny parents..

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Susan Hutchings
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! I'm dying!!!!!.....literally can't breathe. I LOVE this dad!

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Sabrina Young
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmaooo !!!! I think dads got itgoin on !! I like the message hes sending out ...what is she 15 ...mayb 16 ...ridiculous behavior from girls these days ....im glad i raised my kids before the internet exploded ...i couldn't have dealt with this type of behavior

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Tina Nickerson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I'm wondering why her father is doing this?? Idk it seems kinda cruel to me...like he is making fun of her. She is a cute kid..if there are issues why not just talk to her?

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Ray-Chill Boss
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe people are bing so hateful on this young girl. She isn't dressed inappropriately and I'm sure she's been brought up well if that's her Dad. Selfies are a fashion things for young girls and I have seen al lot worse then these ❤️

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Ernie Griffin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The top is hideous, honey. So are your eyebrows which look ridiculous against that dizzy blonde fake hair.

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Maria Carnahan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, they are both calling for each others' attention. Put down the f**k ing phone and hug each other.

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RuthAnne Hiott
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed in previous comments that someone pointed out ""there is only 11 pics, not 15"" ....but if you go down past the last pic on this page, there's a red bar that says "show 4 more", click on it for the last four pics :)

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Bryan Adams
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks Marlon Brando in the island of dr. Moreau in that one!?! Lol

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Johnnie Sadler
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally pops out of the closet not that there's anything wrong with that

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Angel Wolf
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That little 12 yr old needs to stop thinking she is more than just some dumb s**t on the internet.

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Bianca Martins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's funny is that he probably goes in her closet when she's not home to retake the pictures 😂😂

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Jessica Cloney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Notice how he cut her shirt to make it fit. 😂 "well it already had a giant hole in it"

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Ann Ros'a
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, he cut up A shirt, not hers... It's obviously a different shirt he added a hole and the teeth graphics too.

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Darleen Strathy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like the dads t-shirt is actually sarcastically laughing lmao

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