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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol the dude looks very 'puffed up'

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toilet paper role is the most important part here.

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    Tzipporah Meijering
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dads attention to detail and his creativity is fabulous!

    Sini Manner
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heeee, he's actually borrowed the belt!

    Erin Beemer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is on her arm?! It that's a real tat she needs to get her money back for that one! And does she own a hairbrush??? A little personal grooming goes a LONG way sweetheart

    Jeannine Buckenmyer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he has done an awesome job at showing her how silly some of these pics she thinks are so 'sexy' are. Good for you Dad! As a Mom who's raised three, I know how 'in one ear, out the other' kids can be as teens. This makes a point without him ever having to say a word! I love it that he has more followers than she does!

    Alma Sánchez
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JAJAJA I love him JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

    Ernie Griffin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should probably lift that skirt before you decide to take a dump, honey.

    Tara Morrison
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he really borrowed her belt.

    Divya Ramachandran
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over doing.over done. Stop wierd daddy-o!

    Mynda Smith
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha!!! Dad didn't have a bracelet... so he very thoughtfully colored one on! 😂😂😂

    Deb Lily
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, the Dad is way cuter!

    Penny White
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave her alone. She is a beautiful young girl who will be glad she has these pictures when she's over 40!

    Amanda Hinton-Arteaga
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we not understand how mirrors work? 😂 that's why her tattoo switches sides 😂😂😂

    Kayla MacMartin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to stick out his bum more 🙊

    Kayla MacMartin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol needs to stick out his bum more!

    Vincent Ho
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's tattoo is a predator alien lmfao !!!!

    Sherry Siedenburg
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little girl needs a lesson in A. How to take a truly beautiful selfie without staring at the phone And B. How to value herself. It's one thing to feel confident or even sexy and want to take a photo But it's a completly different story to stick your a** in the air like a cat in heat!

    Hamza Mehmood
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He have better tattoo then her daughter ..

    Jackie Wanders
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that tattoo on her arm supposed to be?

    Marvin Visaya
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad samsung daughter iphone dad i paid !

    Margot Fahrenwald
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's about to burst out laughing

    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has way too much ink she's a collage of mess. Tattoo addicts are going to play guess what this ink blotch was in the nursing home.

    Kikka io
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but you have the money to get all those tattoos from where he took them ??? calcolandi that to make it a little cole the shark on the hand it takes 100 150 euro, has a lot of money scattered on the skin, and if you are working from Dad's pockets then teases because he has them. better not to give them to him before no ??

    Norman Yenney
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    9 years ago

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    Stupid tatts. What a needy girl. Like Amy Winehouses stupid sailor type tatts. Maybe end up the same. Hope dad stops that

    Jani Martin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the tattoo design isn't bad, the tattoo artist sucked and it faded badly.

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    Jason Bull
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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