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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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Erin Beemer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the hell is on her arm?! It that's a real tat she needs to get her money back for that one! And does she own a hairbrush??? A little personal grooming goes a LONG way sweetheart

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Jeannine Buckenmyer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he has done an awesome job at showing her how silly some of these pics she thinks are so 'sexy' are. Good for you Dad! As a Mom who's raised three, I know how 'in one ear, out the other' kids can be as teens. This makes a point without him ever having to say a word! I love it that he has more followers than she does!

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Ernie Griffin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should probably lift that skirt before you decide to take a dump, honey.

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Mynda Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha!!! Dad didn't have a bracelet... so he very thoughtfully colored one on! 😂😂😂

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Penny White
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leave her alone. She is a beautiful young girl who will be glad she has these pictures when she's over 40!

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Amanda Hinton-Arteaga
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do we not understand how mirrors work? 😂 that's why her tattoo switches sides 😂😂😂

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Sherry Siedenburg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Little girl needs a lesson in A. How to take a truly beautiful selfie without staring at the phone And B. How to value herself. It's one thing to feel confident or even sexy and want to take a photo But it's a completly different story to stick your a** in the air like a cat in heat!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She has way too much ink she's a collage of mess. Tattoo addicts are going to play guess what this ink blotch was in the nursing home.

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Kikka io
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... but you have the money to get all those tattoos from where he took them ??? calcolandi that to make it a little cole the shark on the hand it takes 100 150 euro, has a lot of money scattered on the skin, and if you are working from Dad's pockets then teases because he has them. better not to give them to him before no ??

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Stupid tatts. What a needy girl. Like Amy Winehouses stupid sailor type tatts. Maybe end up the same. Hope dad stops that

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Jani Martin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually the tattoo design isn't bad, the tattoo artist sucked and it faded badly.

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Jason Bull
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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