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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

    Yvonne Bernal
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said. I hope you don't mind if I use that line, I'd never thought of that one before . . . "unless you are a duck." HILARIOUS

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    Alexandra Miller
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad has bigger boobs than she does.

    Sarah Lynn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to say this but ur dad is awesome

    Toni Higgins
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasnt the tattoo on the opposite side of her chest? Makes you wonder if its fake or how many different edits she uses on her pictures lol

    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos piercings and that clear superior attitude problem... wow... she must be a joy to raise.

    Arwen Jayne
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong with having tattoos and piercings. Nothing at all!

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    Alberta Brink
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her tattoo is on the opposite side? Fake tattoo, or Photoshop?

    Zoe Main
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probabbly using two different cameras. The first one seemed to be from a laptop, and this one is from Sapchat, which, when using the front-facing camera, switches the picture around, which gives it a mirror-like effect, hencw the tattoo on the opposite side

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    Nicole Romero
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know what her tattoo means on her chest? The star with a circle and flames?

    beebo is my child
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Adriana said, it's from Supernatural. It's an anti-possesion tattoo so basically if you get that tattoo, you can't get possessed by a demon.

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    Courtney Pinczuk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell like this dad is toxic and trying to ruin her confidence

    April Crosson-Sisko
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how her tattoo changes sides, must be a henna one.

    Kim Sharp
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh. I AM DYING. I haven't laughed so hysterically in I don't know how long. I can barely type from laughing so hard. Tears are flowing!!!! This guy needs some kind of award.

    Courtney Pinczuk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this dad is trying to ruin her self confidence

    Mandisa Sedia
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which side is this sun/star tattoo really on? (With reference to the picture preceding this one)

    Libi Aisling
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think dad's got the cleavage going ON! Way better than the girl...😆

    Kelly Keener
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is her tattoo on the left in #1 but on the right in #2?

    Shellie Stewart
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the tattoo is drawn on cuz it keeps switching sides lol

    Divya Ramachandran
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her tattoo position has changed. did anyone notice?

    Jake Madden
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the tattoo in the above picture on the opposite side?

    Benjamin Vandeman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body art pens, for this and others. To be fair, she seems quite an artist. Too bad she can't find a better medium to express herself.

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    Lisa Levine
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her uhhh supposed tattoo switched to the other side of her chest!

    Amanda Michelle Lea
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have too admit I see nothing worth copying this one over. It's not racey or sexual. This is actually a very. I've photo of her, who care if you don't like "duck" face photos... I've seen duck face done really bad she looks natural in this.

    Nancy Brown
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the first pic that tattoo is on her left side :D

    Megan Maney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because this picture was taken with Snapchat. Snapchat's camera flips the image.

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    Hope L
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, how did the tat magically jump from one side to the other?

    Penny Rogerson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone notice it's. A fake tat

    Su Yang
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works if u are young and pretty. Not every look works for everyone

    marco sablan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's crazy. She's super cute too

    Violet Star
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but wasn't her chest tattoo on the other side?

    Tillie Hoefer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does her tattoo on her chest switch sides...

    Shelly Valladolid
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg they do have the same mouth! Genetics ftw!

    Melissa Whisenant
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I'd thought of this when mine was going through this phase!

    Maru Jurovata
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey but look, they really have the same mouth shape.

    Ernie Griffin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks more like a ducks a*s than its face.

    Becky Sanchez
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone notice that her tattoo is now on the right (left in the first pic)? Must be a temp

    John MiniCena
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad to see a girl w such low self esteem begging for attention

    Katie Forcier Toeben
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg what is with girls now a days taking half their eye brows off? It looks so ridiculous!! Your eyebrows should come in line with your nostrils or a tad more. This is over kill waxing!! You can tell she did it herself. Because no professional would ever do that to someone's eyebrows. If she can afford all thes tattoos go spend a few bucks for a real eyebrow wax done the right way!! Eeeek.

    Mark Wilson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'I drove thru a tree' look

    Cheryl Ram
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A duck face just makes a person look stupid! Thank you dad, for becoming pro-active in your daughter's life; maybe that will shame her into behaving herself!

    Cynthia Estrada
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos to Dad...and he has ore followers than she does? That should make her realise what's it all about.

    Natalie Sedgwick
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else notice that in the first photosher tattoo is on the opposite side from the second one???

    Wyatt Wolfe
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    like my parents wouldent f**k with me and my personal image

    Wyatt Wolfe
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    i would ruin my parents if they did this to me

    Norman Yenney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, good luck with that...they would be saving you from yourself, out of love. 💚👫

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol the dude looks very 'puffed up'

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toilet paper role is the most important part here.

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    Tzipporah Meijering
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dads attention to detail and his creativity is fabulous!

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    Jason Bull
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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