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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

Rashael N
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad actually did quite well on the belly tattoo!

Kjorn
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why people crave for such attention? ( i talk about the girl not the day wich he's hilarious for doing that)

Kirsten Preston
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dad is ace, taking the Mickey out of the sad trend for pouting. I find it totally repulsive, when you spot in particularly very young girls automatically pose at every given opputunety.

Selena Mendolia
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I absolutely love her dad and he made me laugh my a*s off ! I want to follow him

Rainy Day Wolf
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how he took the time to copy the tattoos...

Mynda Smith
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This pic "Oh, look at simple, stupid little old me! Tee-hee!" Ten minutes later - "WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!!!" Oi vey!!!!

Carrie Colet
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That belly tattoo will look real cute after she has a baby. 😳

Melissa Pierce-Brotzman
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think more parent's should be doing this we might have a better chance of our daughter's not portraying them sells as mindless sslur bags hats off to the father for taking the time to care

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said. I hope you don't mind if I use that line, I'd never thought of that one before . . . "unless you are a duck." HILARIOUS

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    Alexandra Miller
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad has bigger boobs than she does.

    Sarah Lynn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to say this but ur dad is awesome

    Toni Higgins
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasnt the tattoo on the opposite side of her chest? Makes you wonder if its fake or how many different edits she uses on her pictures lol

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos piercings and that clear superior attitude problem... wow... she must be a joy to raise.

    Arwen Jayne
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong with having tattoos and piercings. Nothing at all!

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    Alberta Brink
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her tattoo is on the opposite side? Fake tattoo, or Photoshop?

    Zoe Main
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probabbly using two different cameras. The first one seemed to be from a laptop, and this one is from Sapchat, which, when using the front-facing camera, switches the picture around, which gives it a mirror-like effect, hencw the tattoo on the opposite side

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    Nicole Romero
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know what her tattoo means on her chest? The star with a circle and flames?

    beebo is my child
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Adriana said, it's from Supernatural. It's an anti-possesion tattoo so basically if you get that tattoo, you can't get possessed by a demon.

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    Courtney Pinczuk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell like this dad is toxic and trying to ruin her confidence

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    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol the dude looks very 'puffed up'

    .gas.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he either bought or made a mannequin is unsettling.

    Wanda Cruz
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad looks so much more natural.

    Cookie
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a blowup doll! Hahahahhh.....

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    Norman Yenney
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its from a scooby doo type show. Cant remember name. There were a few copies...Speed Buggy, a ghost from the U.S. civil war playing Scooby's part. All surrounded by 2girl & 2guys, solving mysterys. Became a real formula

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    Bambipants5000
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if that's Jabberjaw this guy is a genius

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trolling tattoos is a sport that I could get to like.

    Pamela Malone-O'brien
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry glad neither of my daughters felt the need to get attention this way.

    Kamara Berland
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... it's clearly her showing her new tat.... makes no since

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    Jennifer Dunn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Jabberjaws? Bwahahahaha!!!!

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    #5

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    Tzipporah Meijering
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I am starting to feel sorry for her, that seems like a normal picture. BUT he is hilarious.

    Kathryn Harris
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expectation vs. Reality 😂😂😂

    Amanda Davis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg he does his eye makeup better than me!!

    Laszlo Bazso
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls, pls stop your eyeliner going all the way to your ears. Lmao

    Marianne Jacques
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO I think this is the best yet! Dad needs false eyelashes :)

    Janis Williams
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs false eyelashes to finish the look

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toilet paper role is the most important part here.

    Hannes Rothschild
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have seen it, but those girls have just eyes for themselfes.

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    Jeannine Buckenmyer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how Dad goes out of his way to duplicate everything-clothing, facial expressions, toilet paper rolls! He's doing an awesome job!

    Christian Fox
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toilet paper roll in the pic is the best.

    Jo Wolfe
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the attention to detail lol

    Melanie Dawn Molina Wood
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Love that he included the toilet paper roll

    Sabrina Young
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think dad is cool...i think , if out in this situation, I would do the same thing

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    Tzipporah Meijering
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dads attention to detail and his creativity is fabulous!

    Sini Manner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heeee, he's actually borrowed the belt!

    Erin Beemer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is on her arm?! It that's a real tat she needs to get her money back for that one! And does she own a hairbrush??? A little personal grooming goes a LONG way sweetheart

    Jeannine Buckenmyer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he has done an awesome job at showing her how silly some of these pics she thinks are so 'sexy' are. Good for you Dad! As a Mom who's raised three, I know how 'in one ear, out the other' kids can be as teens. This makes a point without him ever having to say a word! I love it that he has more followers than she does!

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    Aanchal Shrivastava
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahaahaahaha the way he touches his hair damn XD

    Mynda Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one noticing dad's lovely pink shade of lipstick 😂😂😂

    Damien Jacobs
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shaaaaving cream! be nice and clean! shave every day and you'll always look keen!

    Sini Manner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 I don't think I need words, really.

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the daughter is actually spoofing her father?

    Kimmie Eigenhuis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this man's insta he is funny

    Barbara Deskins
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many filters does this girl use?

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    Jason Bull
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

    Laura McIntyre
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, no he tried to copy her chandelier looking tattoo, see other pictures. 😅

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the “I smell a fart" face dad has mocking the daughters duck face.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he did an almost as good job as her tattoo "artist".

    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The token head-tilt in the mirror look, can't forget that important one

    Elizabeth Peters
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's apparently a huge fan of "Supernatural"!! Lol

    Tomi Morita
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with that girl? She's so vane.

    Terra Karas
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudo to a dad who understands! Take the jump parents, our children need to know that the world does not revolve around them or their looks! I love the dog!

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

    Kristina Almas
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nobody finds humor in this has serious issues... this is funny and cute... kids who have relations with their parents is great. Not all kids are lucky to have good funny parents..

    KaLa ZuLu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not have "relations" with my parents....

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    Susan Hutchings
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I'm dying!!!!!.....literally can't breathe. I LOVE this dad!

    Sabrina Young
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmaooo !!!! I think dads got itgoin on !! I like the message hes sending out ...what is she 15 ...mayb 16 ...ridiculous behavior from girls these days ....im glad i raised my kids before the internet exploded ...i couldn't have dealt with this type of behavior

    June Rittmeyer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Dad should get some kind of award|

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a friend like her downtown. We used to call her prost-ta-tot she ended up in Toronto and never heard from again. Please scare your daughter straight dad. I fear for her

    Tracey Hirt
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's 19, and lives in my town. http://news.shopatmain.com/2016/06/30/dads-recreations-of-daughters-sexy-selfies-goes-viral-yahoo/

    RuthAnne Hiott
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha Curtis, are you for real?!?! You assumed all of that just because you noticed differences in the bathroom pics?!?! UNREAL!!! God forbid their home actually has TWO or more bathrooms, like most homes do LMFAO!!!! Or, maybe just maybe the daughter has her own place to live, since after all she is 20! Geez lol

    Cathie McGowan Maxon
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just looks waaaay too young to be putting herself out there like this. I'd be worried if it were MY daughter.

    Daniel Fleming
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pants on one (the girl, it looks like it anyway), and not enough pants on the other.

    Heather Pierce
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's pics are 10x better than the daughters! I love how not only does he imitate the outfits but even the facial expressions! I am a Mom of 4, 1 son + 3 daughters & luckily my girls are still young...but I would be absolutely mortified if they chose to display these types of pics publicly on social media. Shame on her! It's one thing if she wanted to send these privately to her significant other but for the whole world to see?! Hopefully Dad's idea will humiliate her enough to set her straight or @ least make her think twice about how inappropriate she looks. She's actually a pretty young lady. It's a shame that she feels the need to wear these scantily clad outfits for attention. When I see photos like these, I can't help but think about how attention starved someone must be to have to show so much. I think she would look so much better if she left something to the imagination. Confidence is a good thing but clearly not sure if she even has any seeing how every photo she's half dress

    Evelyn Teta
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she is a child trying to be an adult. It is sad. Our child hood is so short as it is.I think she is headed for big trouble. if I was her dad I'd be worried to.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's way cutter 'au natural'

    Ashley Britt
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the furthest thing from au natural, she has more makeup on here than in the pictures that look like she has a lot of makeup on!

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    Norman Yenney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get the attention seeking thing into modelling school so all this attention can help pay off the house❗️

    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunday morning, 7am, and the alarm clock is in weekday mode.

    Cathie McGowan Maxon
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one of her is cute, simple beauty (actually far more appealing than when you're just trying way too hard), and displays the RIGHT kind of character traits. If MY daughter posted a ton like THIS, I'd be very pleased.

    Matias Petroccello
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reveals how stupid looks the fake casual foto

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    Chelle Jones
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a nice father daughter photo

    Scott Tate
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know who's taking a picture of dad in the right lens while he takes a selfie on the iPad.

    Divya Ramachandran
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha ok I absolutely love this one. Daddy's finally got one right.

    Cathie McGowan Maxon
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really cute!!! You've definitely BOTH got a lot of personality. :-)

    Jasminka Tanner
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people take pictures where half or part of their face is either covered or cropped

    Wanda Cruz
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    Graham Templeton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think dad has more style than the daughter. She looks ridiculous.

    Kim Hutcheson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly sad, that girls these days think they must sit in from of a cell phone and POSE to make themselves feel good about themselves. Get out in the world and do something with yourself. Make the world a better place! Help someone, give of yourself, love and share OF yourself in a positive and constructive way and for crying out loud get OFF the damn selfie narcissistic movement!

    Lilya
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. I'm twelve years old, don't have Instagram, or a phone for that matter! The duck lips are ridiculous tho! XD. But yes, girls, always on their phones putting all that makeup c**p on just to pose for a sh$@* photo.

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    Christine Johnson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rate DAD! I hope she sees how lucky she is! And how absolutely ridiculous! Her own photos are now! Way to go DAD!

    Angel Jensen Heath
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they think the pout is cute? Any guy that thinks it cute has got to be crazy. If this girl is under 18 the parents seriously need to take her social media away!

    Norman Yenney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is fully a tween❗️I'd like to say by 18 ppl grow out of this narcissistic phase but *ahem* thats not true‼️👅😷

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    Judy Myers
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty girl but way to narcissistic. What a Dad! Dad of the year.

    Pissed Guy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a hardcore twit.

    John Newman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing my a*s off. I love this guy! Finally someone giving this godawful 'selfie' culture the poke in the eye it deserves. 'Here's a picture of me...and here's another one...of me.'

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