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Dad jokes are a touchy subject: some people adore them, while others think they’re the lowest form of humor.

Most of us are guilty of telling a dad joke or two every once in a while, but we’ve got nothing on the Dad Says Jokes Instagram account that is dedicated entirely to posting dad jokes.

With more than 1.9 million loyal followers on Instagram, you could even say it’s… the daddy of all dad joke social media accounts. [Accepts Nobel Peace Prize for the corniest joke of the year.]

We’ve collected some of the punniest Dad Jokes, so scroll down, enjoy, remember to tell us which ones were your faves, and share them with your friends if you know they’re feeling down.

The National Post claims that the very first recorded use of the term “dad joke” happened in 1987 when Jim Kalbaugh, a columnist with the Gettysburg Times, wrote: “As we approach Father’s Day, I would like to propose that ‘Dad’ Jokes not be banned. They should be revered, preserved.” Kalbaugh got his wish because the internet is keeping the dad joke genre alive and well.

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Dad joke about an elderly couple in church, featuring a silent fart and a humorous hearing aid punchline.

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    Dad jokes tweet showing a pun about a rabbit thinking it might be a blood type O at a blood bank.

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    Dad joke tweet from account Dadsaysjokes about embracing mistakes with a humorous twist on dad jokes humor.

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    Comedian Paul Seven told the National Post that nowadays humor is all about instant gratification and avoiding insulting anybody. According to him, dad jokes have no social commentary, no agenda, no political material—they’re as neutral as can be.

    That’s because they rely on puns. “It’s a genre most kids grow up with and can relate to, no matter where they are from. It requires no cultural know-how, no knowledge of social trends, or world updates,” Seven says.

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    A dad joke from a popular account humorously about finishing a 2-4 year puzzle in one week.

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    “Dad jokes take the audience away from everything awful to something so neutral and inoffensive, without even trying. You don’t have to think and no one gets hurt. I think we’re tired of turning on CNN and watching the absolute nightmare that is the reality around the world. And then you go on Twitter and you read about dad puns,” the comedian explained the beauty of dad jokes and how they help us unwind.

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    In his opinion, comedy and humor should be about “healing” and making people feel better about themselves, not putting someone else down for a quick laugh. And dad jokes are perfect for this role. After all, the worst they can do is make us cringe.

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    Dad jokes tweet about a landlord concerned with a high heating bill and a joke about an open door.

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    Dad jokes tweet about a baby boom and the future rise of quaranteens in a humorous social media post.

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    Dad jokes tweet showing a funny conversation about job salary increase with a clever punchline.

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    Dad joke about buying an elephant with a pun, shared on an account dedicated to funniest dad jokes.

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    Dad jokes account sharing a coronavirus joke that nobody laughed at first but everyone eventually got it.

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    Screenshot of a dad joke tweet from an account dedicated to funny dad jokes, featuring a pun about being stuck underwater.

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    Screenshot of a dad joke tweet from an account dedicated to funniest dad jokes about Finland closing borders and finish line.

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    Dad jokes tweet humor about major faults with not listening as one of the funniest dad jokes shared online.

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    Dad jokes post on Twitter with a pun about a shoe sounding like a sneeze, featuring funniest dad jokes keywords.

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    Dad jokes tweet from @Dadsaysjokes with a pun about Peter Pan flying because he Neverlands in a funny dad joke style.

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    Screenshot of a dad joke from a social media account featuring one-liner humor about bumping into people on the way to fix glasses.

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    Screenshot of a dad joke tweet from Dad Jokes account sharing a pun about the word Earth and its meaning.

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    A dad joke post from an account dedicated to funniest dad jokes about naming a baby Cark.

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    Dad joke tweet about a job interview with a pun on giving 110 percent and overflowing water glass.

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    Dad joke tweet from account dadsaysjokes asking about the most groundbreaking invention with answer the shovel.

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    Dad jokes Twitter post showing a pun about a group of men waiting for a haircut called a barbercue.

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    Screenshot of a dad joke tweet about putting the toilet seat down from an account sharing funny dad jokes.

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    Dad joke from a Twitter account showing a pun about stolen lamps and a man being delighted with the funny twist.

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    Dad jokes tweet about quarantine humor with a pun on inside jokes, showcasing funniest dad jokes style and wit.

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    Tweet from Dad Jokes account with a funny dad joke about autocorrect making unintended Nintendo references.

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    Tweet from a dad jokes account sharing a funny dad joke about applying for a job cleaning mirrors with a pun.

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