Nothing quite lands like the perfect insult. Even better when you are not the one it's aimed at and can simply sit back, completely uninvolved, and watch the comment section descend into something that is frankly more entertaining than whatever the original post was trying to accomplish.
The internet has produced many things of questionable value. The comment section insult, at its absolute peak, is not one of them. It is an art form. It requires timing, vocabulary, and confidence that comes from knowing you have said something so good that the reply is never going to recover. Bored Panda has gathered the finest examples from across the comment sections of the internet, so settle in. You are safe. None of these are aimed at you.
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Military wives are insane sometimes. When i was in the Navy, I married a Marine. The Marine Corps wives club was wicked mad i wouldn't join. I told them I would if they could get my husband to join the Navy wives club. They got madder.
Exactly! Homeless people can even have cars… That they actually sleep in.
If you've read Dungeon Crawler Carl, he's worse at breathing than at using firearms 😭🤣
imagine the surprised look on her face that now she could no longer make
First Nations people in Australia 65,000 years - the world's oldest continuous civilisation. A rich culture of art, songs, stories, science, medicine, community and agriculture in spite of what the white supremacists try to tell you
Proof positive that HR is not there for you, it's in bed with management.
I've seen plenty of articles here where insurance has absolutely ignored doctor recommendations, so.....
🎼🎵You were 16 going on 70🎶 (apologies to The Sound of Music)
Reminds me of that other police post where it was a photo of someone's doormat that says "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT". The text on the post was "we did".
This poor guy. As a child he played such a bad character so well he ruined his career.
The joke is that the archer looks a bit like Eminem, apparently.
It would be funny, but I don't believe in kicking people when they're already down
This one misses the setup. This couple went to gym together for 6 months
Halo. When I had my mental breakdown and couldnt sleep, I watched Halo playtroughs to drown out the thoughts at the nights. My life felt like I was thrown into a warzone, so it soothed my nerves to see that the warzone at least had bad graphics.
It's EA, what else would one expect? They're one of the worst. My steam account is set up to ignore them as publisher, I can't be bothered with the crap they shove on the market.
He is baby that grew up all adults are babies that grew up I'm confused.
