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The invention of the internet has made it easy for people to access the world’s knowledge. With only a few clicks, one can find an innumerable quantity of information, from the relevant and helpful to the absolutely unnecessary. However, it happens every now and then that our curiosity takes us to some weird and unexpected places full of random content that are impossible to look away from.

If you’re a fan of funnily odd and mildly disturbing things, let us introduce you to the Twitter page "@crim_tweets_”. It is a place full of humorous crime tweets that might be amusing to some and slightly unsettling to others. Scroll down for some of the most criminal tweets.

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you just broke every law five-year-old me had ever known

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    The Twitter account @crim_tweets_ was created not so long ago, in January 2022. Over the last year, the page has gained more than 831 thousand followers that enjoy a dark sense of humor. From people joking about running over a dog named “5 miles” to sharing pictures of a police car being parked in a mother and child bay, this place is full of ridiculous and humorous tweets that can take a darker turn.

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    To get a deeper understanding of dark-themed humor and memes online, we reached out to Deborah S. Bowen, Ph.D., an Assistant Professor of PR Instruction at the University of South Florida. Scroll down to read the whole interview!

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell this is a fake tweet, 4 Million likes, and The Dude's reply got 480k likes in 4 seconds. Anyways still pretty funny.

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    The use of the internet has made it more common for people to consume and share dark-themed content. It's intriguing that despite the negative emotions that this kind of stuff can evoke, a lot of internet users are nevertheless drawn to it. But why are we attracted to odd or mildly unsettling things online? Deborah S. Bowen explains that we are drawn to dark-themed content in general. “Horror movies, scary stories, true-crime podcasts... it's easy to see how our minds turn to the unsettling. It gives us a thrill, quite literally; horror and dark content offers us a little adrenaline dump, a tiny frisson of fear that, paradoxically, allows us to feel safe as we realize we are lying in a room, watching American Horror Story, but we're not in any ‘real’ danger. We love to immerse ourselves vicariously into new and stimulating situations that we would never experience in the real world, and these novel experiences help us to understand how we might approach different situations, no matter how unlikely they might seem.”

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the image/sensation I got reading this.

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    Daniel Mattock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Wolverine. She/He cheated on Wolverine.

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    The Twitter account “Criminal Tweets” shares content that might be amusing to some and slightly unsettling to others. Obviously, the intention of this page is to make fun of the criminal-like posts people share online. The question then arises: has social media had some sort of effect on our perception of morality and justice? Deborah S. Bowen shared that the old debates about heavy metal music and violent video games rear their head every time we discuss the openness of the internet and the access it allows to content we had never even dreamed of. “Old sites like Rotten.com were literally created to post the most egregiously shocking content that one could want. YouTube users can find all kinds of horrific content on that platform as well. And all of this is real, not some CGI attempts to shock and dismay.”

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    Snorkeldorf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband told me about the time his parents brought the ashes of their deceased dog home. The dog was very old and died of natural causes. While his parents were out, my ex took the little tin and tied a string around it. He then tugged on the string and said "come on Bowser, roll over." Then when the tin fell on its side he said "play dead....good boy!". His teenage sister could not stop laughing.

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    “Desensitization is a very real phenomenon, one that holds that the more we are exposed to negative stimuli, the less we react negatively to it. Exposure therapy operates under this premise. Social media allows us to consume a steady diet of real and terrible events, recorded by citizen journalists. It feeds us bullying, divisive rhetoric and unfounded conspiracies. There is no question that our reliance on and love for social media has made a mark on our collective character.”

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... I'm not sure if this is evil... or just good business strategy. XD

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    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tweet came from a parody account. Just mentioning that for context.

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    “Gallows humor, the use of grim and ironic jokes or comments in the face of desperate situations, is a coping mechanism that many of us use when we are faced with a hopeless situation. As our reliance on social media grows, gallows humor becomes a way to deflect attention away from the fact that we are either too overcome with emotion at the content we are seeing to respond appropriately -- or that we just don't care at all. Snarky comments can be a defense mechanism and a legitimate way to express our lack of shock and surprise, it's often hard to tell when someone is having a legitimately negative reaction to a piece of startling content online, or if they are just reacting in a way to make them seem ‘cool’ and detached. There is no question that the proliferation of negative content on so many platforms with almost unfettered access has affected our collective ability to be truly taken aback. In light of the racial and religious violence we see in the world around us, the idea that we ‘care less’ is troubling,” Deborah S. Bowen shared.

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i mean it's always important to stretch

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    Social media is a breeding ground for all types of content, including those that are disturbing and even criminal in nature. While some people find posts or memes that make light of serious situations, such as death and tragedy, humorous and an escape from the stresses of daily life, others argue that they can have a negative impact on our well-being and perception of reality.

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    According to Deborah S. Bowen, many people take comfort in “gallows humor”, at laughing off that which is "too scary" or "too real." “But when everything becomes a joke, does that mean that we aren't treating negativity with the gravitas it deserves? Think of the ‘influencer’ taking a fun selfie at Auschwitz; the reductive posing and the laissez-faire attitude with which people co-opt awful situations can certainly alter the perception of the serious site, for example. When negative situations are not addressed with the respect they might be offered, then they lose their power to horrify. This can definitely affect our perception of reality. When nothing is so awful that it commands quiet awe or a deep and reverent respect, how are we supposed to deal with the personal nightmare scenarios that might affect us — nightmare scenarios like the death of a loved one, or a permanent illness? Social media is undoubtedly forcing users to learn to process trauma in new ways, but it is the job of the individual to ensure that they never lose touch with the compassion and kindness that makes us truly human.”

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    Jods
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so you’re the one who thought my dad’s driving licence I was returning due to his death was an Amazon gift card and also threw away the sodding log book for the car? That’s £25 you owe me.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Tucker Carlson will claim that M&Ms are "grooming cannibals".

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's Broken and Rusted beyond recognition?

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacrifices have to be made for Roasted Marshmallows

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You always gotta be blasting music with headphones when you are going though all the speed bumps in the school zone

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the will from your Grandmother to buy YOUTUBE PREMIUM!! It offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos!

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    Maxwell Walker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my only thought when i was watching it

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    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all heroes wear capes lol

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D-I-D-Y-O-U R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-T-O-D-O-T-H-E-L-A-U-N-D-R-Y-?

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    Something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We shouldn't have to use third party software.

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    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you have to show a receipt you don’t just say Uber eats

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You burn down the house.

    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no you create the DEMON CORE!!!!!!!!!

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    Susan Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure there will be some people who are stupid enough to try it.

    Zia Barrett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People did, fires and dead microwaves happened.

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    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many kitchens were destroyed after knuckleheads saw this I wonder

    mira thepickle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me who forgot what tin foil does in the microwave and was about to go do it

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    Glenn Cuneo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, all wrong. You soak the ball in a bucket of paint thinner for one hour- THEN microwave on high..

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have plates with a golden rim. Sometimes I forget and pop them in the mikrowave. The crackling sound that ensues makes me turn it off real quick though

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think you couldn't hurry natural selection but some folks out there trying anyway.

    boone williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask me what happens when your boys microwave a dinner roll for 5 minutes. Or a bag of coffee.

    Kendra Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so no, the ball on the right was created by meticulously and continuously rolling the aluminum ball and smoothing out it's wrinkles until it finally becomes shiny and smooth. So don't blow up your microwave, instead invest a few months of your life. Weeks?

    Pond Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots, do not try this unless you have a fire extinguisher handy and a grand or two for damages.

    Rowan_the_raging_raven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phhtttt I'm too smart to falk for this but to dumb to not do it for science, like how long do you have to put it in there for?

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to lie if you did this, you kinda deserved it.

    Lovely Luna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know if you're dumb enough to fall for this, you deserve what happens to you.

    Mulberry Juice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions unclear; have set fire to the microwave /jk

    Willow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *quickly buys a bauble that looks like that so I don't accidentally commit arson by stupidity*

    Brian Droste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dangerous put any kind of metal in a microwave, but love the outcome.

    Paul Werner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite was the shrinking penny in the microwave

    Muff_Fluff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this once on BP before and I was wondering how they did it. I still wanna try. Just for funsies.

    boone williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You basically wad it up then beat it with a hammer then burnish it

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    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this at school and blew up the microwave. Whoops

    elcee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is wrong with people. like wtf would u spread such dangerous nonsense. people are horrible.

    Sharon Dean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but what does it do to the microwave????

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to make sure a CD back up is made unreadable the metal on it is enough to make it crack in the microwave in about 30 seconds. Your computer won't even recognise it as a CD after this treatment.

    Mya Lugar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd idea!

    O.M.Miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many likes did it take for people to try and die..the world will never know.

    Sandra Keith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please Lord, don't let teenage boys see this.

    Mimi M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo. This takes a lot of work, actually. Watched a video about it.

    MyLittleVee-Vees!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait really? *tries it. Nukes the microwave for 13 mins* KABOOM

    Axle McDowal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electrocuted and possibly get powers like the Flash idk

    Em M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm scared AF that one of my children (ages 16, 20, 28) will attempt this...

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but only works if you put your phone inside and all the money you have on your savings. 😂😂

    Melissa Powell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't microwave foil, ok, you don't if you have any brains.

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It turns into a pewter Billiards ball?

    The Shark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna know what happens when you put something living in the microwave? (Hint: it's gonna die. Horribly)

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be in the ER a lot because I wouldn't be able to stop hugging my koffing ♡

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, they just want some drugs.

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    Frank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask the police, they know how to solve this.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except that part where the po-po kick your posterior.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well whoever is friends with juicegawdin now knows to not invite him.

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    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: she doesn't actually have Alzheimer's, it's a clever ruse to see who deserves her fortune and who gets written out.

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