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indyj22 reply
When I went to get my wisdom teeth out, the staff were chatting about their upcoming trip to Mexico for a doctors without borders type thing. I get put under, my teeth are removed, and I'm set up in a super comfy recliner to wake up. As I was coming to, one of the nurses came over to check on me. I'm not sure what I said, but he mentioned the trip to Mexico again. I got very serious and told him he really shouldn't go. There are dragons in Mexico. He started laughing as I continued to insist they'd all be eaten by dragons if they went on their trip.

indyj22 reply
When I went to get my wisdom teeth out, the staff were chatting about their upcoming trip to Mexico for a doctors without borders type thing. I get put under, my teeth are removed, and I'm set up in a super comfy recliner to wake up. As I was coming to, one of the nurses came over to check on me. I'm not sure what I said, but he mentioned the trip to Mexico again. I got very serious and told him he really shouldn't go. There are dragons in Mexico. He started laughing as I continued to insist they'd all be eaten by dragons if they went on their trip.

RosaLilies reply
Not a medical professional but the patient.
As they were prepping me for surgery, they put a mask on me for laughing gas (?) so they can put an IV in my hand (because I’m a hard stick). As the laughing gas was taking effect, the doctors and nurses turned into cartoon frogs. Since they took a few tries to get the IV in, I thought frogs were pinching my hand and kept on asking “why are frogs pinching me?” Once they got it in, I looked up and there was a nurse with glasses. I then said “frogs aren’t supposed to wear glasses” and proceed to try to grab the glasses from her.

anon reply
The physical therapist I worked with is named Guy, after a hip replacement he introduced himself to the women who was still pretty loopy. She thought he said his name was God, and then said "I always imagined God being taller". She thought he was god for at least 15 minutes.

EQandCivfanatic reply
According to my nurses when I went under surgery, I went in demanding to know the name of the robot that was operating on me, and afterwards, I wanted its Facebook contact information. They never got it to me though.

Balb0Biggins reply
So, I'm a pretty big guy and I have an extremely high tolerance to medicine. When I went in to get my wisdom teeth out, they gassed me and hit me with what was supposed to be the knockout needle, but I just kept talking. About pie I think (it was relatively close to thanksgiving). So they gassed me and stuck me again, and although inhibited and pretty [messed up], I wasn't out yet. So I leaned in real close to the doctor and slurred "just bring out the nurse with the hammer. " Then out I went.

isoprovolone reply
(not a medical professional) A young person in my life recently had her wisdom teeth yanked. When she came to, she accused the nurse of stealing her tongue. Her mom and the nurse just laughed.

geebsterlove reply
Apparently when I was getting my wisdom teeth out, the anesthesia started to wear off and I woke up. I was really confused because there were people with doctor masks and stuff all around me and I knew nobody. I got scared, so I tried to stand up and leave, and I remember a hand shoving me back down saying, "Sorry, you're not done yet." They must've pumped me with more anesthesia after that because I don't remember this, but the doctor said I burst into tears after they shoved me back in the chair and I sobbed for 10-15 minutes in the middle of the surgery while saying, "I'm sleepy, I'm so sleepy.".

mtrimmy reply
Coming out of it, my mom asked me if I took Tasha to school. It was 7pm and Tasha was my cat.

C9C4G9 reply
After I got my wisdom teeth outh, I lined up all the health food cereal and knocked it onto the floor while crying out, "THIS IS BIRD FOOD MOM!".

NotA_PrettyGirl reply
My girlfriend after wisdom teeth removal:
Do you think they call it sand because it's between the sea and the land?
God love her, she was a riot the whole way home.

ElectricPoncho reply
I had jaw surgery last year and started to get really scared as I sat in my hospital bed waiting to be wheeled into surgery. My mom was with me and I told her how much I wished my dog was there because snuggling her always makes me feel better. I guess having my dog on my mind turned into some weird thoughts because apparently I started crying out of the fear that they were going to give me dog teeth.

geebsterlove reply
Apparently when I was getting my wisdom teeth out, the anesthesia started to wear off and I woke up. I was really confused because there were people with doctor masks and stuff all around me and I knew nobody. I got scared, so I tried to stand up and leave, and I remember a hand shoving me back down saying, "Sorry, you're not done yet." They must've pumped me with more anesthesia after that because I don't remember this, but the doctor said I burst into tears after they shoved me back in the chair and I sobbed for 10-15 minutes in the middle of the surgery while saying, "I'm sleepy, I'm so sleepy.".

RosaLilies reply
Not a medical professional but the patient.
As they were prepping me for surgery, they put a mask on me for laughing gas (?) so they can put an IV in my hand (because I’m a hard stick). As the laughing gas was taking effect, the doctors and nurses turned into cartoon frogs. Since they took a few tries to get the IV in, I thought frogs were pinching my hand and kept on asking “why are frogs pinching me?” Once they got it in, I looked up and there was a nurse with glasses. I then said “frogs aren’t supposed to wear glasses” and proceed to try to grab the glasses from her.

indyj22 reply
When I went to get my wisdom teeth out, the staff were chatting about their upcoming trip to Mexico for a doctors without borders type thing. I get put under, my teeth are removed, and I'm set up in a super comfy recliner to wake up. As I was coming to, one of the nurses came over to check on me. I'm not sure what I said, but he mentioned the trip to Mexico again. I got very serious and told him he really shouldn't go. There are dragons in Mexico. He started laughing as I continued to insist they'd all be eaten by dragons if they went on their trip.

EQandCivfanatic reply
According to my nurses when I went under surgery, I went in demanding to know the name of the robot that was operating on me, and afterwards, I wanted its Facebook contact information. They never got it to me though.

anon reply
The physical therapist I worked with is named Guy, after a hip replacement he introduced himself to the women who was still pretty loopy. She thought he said his name was God, and then said "I always imagined God being taller". She thought he was god for at least 15 minutes.

Balb0Biggins reply
So, I'm a pretty big guy and I have an extremely high tolerance to medicine. When I went in to get my wisdom teeth out, they gassed me and hit me with what was supposed to be the knockout needle, but I just kept talking. About pie I think (it was relatively close to thanksgiving). So they gassed me and stuck me again, and although inhibited and pretty [messed up], I wasn't out yet. So I leaned in real close to the doctor and slurred "just bring out the nurse with the hammer. " Then out I went.

C9C4G9 reply
After I got my wisdom teeth outh, I lined up all the health food cereal and knocked it onto the floor while crying out, "THIS IS BIRD FOOD MOM!".

ElectricPoncho reply
I had jaw surgery last year and started to get really scared as I sat in my hospital bed waiting to be wheeled into surgery. My mom was with me and I told her how much I wished my dog was there because snuggling her always makes me feel better. I guess having my dog on my mind turned into some weird thoughts because apparently I started crying out of the fear that they were going to give me dog teeth.

isoprovolone reply
(not a medical professional) A young person in my life recently had her wisdom teeth yanked. When she came to, she accused the nurse of stealing her tongue. Her mom and the nurse just laughed.

mtrimmy reply
Coming out of it, my mom asked me if I took Tasha to school. It was 7pm and Tasha was my cat.





