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Matthew Gobbell • upvoted 10 items 1 year ago

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I'm not this way, at all, but it does sound more challenging than I'd imagined!

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I don't think my metabolism is quite that intense but I feel that, I move around a lot and have a decently fast metabolism so I easily lose weight if I'm not careful. I also have ADHD so forgetting to eat doesn't help--

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I'm not this way, at all, but it does sound more challenging than I'd imagined!

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I don't think my metabolism is quite that intense but I feel that, I move around a lot and have a decently fast metabolism so I easily lose weight if I'm not careful. I also have ADHD so forgetting to eat doesn't help--

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

Funny-Random-Memes

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GET F****N ROASTED BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

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Hecking brilliant. If you wrote a book, I'd buy it!!!

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And there's the fragile masculinity component of this comment section. It's not a claim that all men rape, it's a claim that statistically a woman is more likely to be raped by a man than by a bear. This means the most charitable interpretation of your post is that you failed 6th-grade math.

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I know that pronouns are a controversial subject these days, but we can all agree that the use of 'our' in this post is way off. All things in your abode are the cat's things unless the cat decides otherwise.

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I don't care who made it, but wtf is apple butter?

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Matthew Gobbell • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I wish weight gain was as easy as everyone else seems to think it is. The hypermetabolic side of things isn't as much fun as people want to believe. Eating 4,000 plus calories a day just for maintenance volume at rest is tiresome. Add to that an active lifestyle and I usually hit about 5,500 or more at maintenance. Add to that a bit of good, old-fashioned poverty and you have a problem. Be content with what your body allows, and remember the grass is usually only greener because it's covered in s**t.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Will someone please send me some d***s so I can offer them to this person for free? I wouldn't even do that much of them before I gave them away... Swearsies.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I wish weight gain was as easy as everyone else seems to think it is. The hypermetabolic side of things isn't as much fun as people want to believe. Eating 4,000 plus calories a day just for maintenance volume at rest is tiresome. Add to that an active lifestyle and I usually hit about 5,500 or more at maintenance. Add to that a bit of good, old-fashioned poverty and you have a problem. Be content with what your body allows, and remember the grass is usually only greener because it's covered in s**t.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Will someone please send me some d***s so I can offer them to this person for free? I wouldn't even do that much of them before I gave them away... Swearsies.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Also.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Not like that Bing.

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Maybe bring your righteous anger to bear on the men that caused women to have this outlook, and stop screaming "Not all men!" No woman is saying all men will rape you. They're saying it happens often enough that they feel uncomfortable, and that it leaves them with a fear that maybe THAT guy is the one that has will assault them. If you take offense to it, you should do a little soul searching.

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I think it couldn't be, but the way she looks at me, she must be really into b*********y.

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With an attitude like that, the bear is the only one of the two that would touch you. Also, your needless fear of golddiggers implies you have more than a sweat stained mattress and three pairs of ripped underwear in the room at your mom's house. These dismissive attitudes towards this issue just highlight how right they are to feel this way to begin with. It's shameful that women have to be cautious towards ALL men because of an abundance of degenerate scum that can't respect their fellow humans. Now go buy more Jergens and don't forget to update your neighbors about your registry status.

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Salad Fingers turns 20 this year.

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Matthew Gobbell • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago

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Omg fun fact of the day

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He's going to put fake plastic trees on his Sims lot

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Omg fun fact of the day

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He's going to put fake plastic trees on his Sims lot

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Its actually an Indigo Milk Cap and is perfectly edible and tastes like portobello!

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Glad the sign cut to the chase

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Matthew Gobbell • commented on 14 posts 2 years ago

50 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

To include the reason black doesn't work. True black isn't a common natural color. It would actually darken the shadow and make movements more apparent to any observer.

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Really? This is why I seek them out. That, and the exquisite clarity that comes from complete ego death.

50 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

I don't believe OP implied it was a secret. Just that they recently learned it. Some people come to common knowledge later than others, and sometimes not at all. Much like manners and appropriate sarcasm...

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They typed it, so they didn't get electrocuted. Electrocution is death by electricity. If you live it was just a shock.

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How do you find out your pet's favorite number though?

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It's Muriel!

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They could also have an extremely low body fat composition. Below about 7% you really start to see things like that.

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The symmetry of the circle in relation to the intersection is beautiful. Well done, Irresponsible Driver Person.

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Easy there, Captain Generic.

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Your grandma looks like Sarah Palin.

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The actual product website with the fake extension is icing on the cake.

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Matthew Gobbell • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I wish weight gain was as easy as everyone else seems to think it is. The hypermetabolic side of things isn't as much fun as people want to believe. Eating 4,000 plus calories a day just for maintenance volume at rest is tiresome. Add to that an active lifestyle and I usually hit about 5,500 or more at maintenance. Add to that a bit of good, old-fashioned poverty and you have a problem. Be content with what your body allows, and remember the grass is usually only greener because it's covered in s**t.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Will someone please send me some d***s so I can offer them to this person for free? I wouldn't even do that much of them before I gave them away... Swearsies.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Also.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Not like that Bing.

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Maybe bring your righteous anger to bear on the men that caused women to have this outlook, and stop screaming "Not all men!" No woman is saying all men will rape you. They're saying it happens often enough that they feel uncomfortable, and that it leaves them with a fear that maybe THAT guy is the one that has will assault them. If you take offense to it, you should do a little soul searching.

50 Memes For Certified Disney Adults And Just Ordinary People That Like A Fun Meme

I think it couldn't be, but the way she looks at me, she must be really into b*********y.

50 Memes For Certified Disney Adults And Just Ordinary People That Like A Fun Meme

With an attitude like that, the bear is the only one of the two that would touch you. Also, your needless fear of golddiggers implies you have more than a sweat stained mattress and three pairs of ripped underwear in the room at your mom's house. These dismissive attitudes towards this issue just highlight how right they are to feel this way to begin with. It's shameful that women have to be cautious towards ALL men because of an abundance of degenerate scum that can't respect their fellow humans. Now go buy more Jergens and don't forget to update your neighbors about your registry status.

30 New Comics With Dark Endings For People With A Dark Sense Of Humor By Comic Dux

Salad Fingers turns 20 this year.

Matthew Gobbell • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

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Ah yes, melon dolls.

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That lady has some Sarah Connor guns.

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At least the total damage is still only $100.

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To include the reason black doesn't work. True black isn't a common natural color. It would actually darken the shadow and make movements more apparent to any observer.

50 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Really? This is why I seek them out. That, and the exquisite clarity that comes from complete ego death.

50 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

I don't believe OP implied it was a secret. Just that they recently learned it. Some people come to common knowledge later than others, and sometimes not at all. Much like manners and appropriate sarcasm...

50 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

They typed it, so they didn't get electrocuted. Electrocution is death by electricity. If you live it was just a shock.

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How do you find out your pet's favorite number though?

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It's Muriel!

‘Mildly Interesting’: 50 Pics Of Random Things To Pique Your Interest Very Slightly (New Pics)

They could also have an extremely low body fat composition. Below about 7% you really start to see things like that.

‘Mildly Interesting’: 50 Pics Of Random Things To Pique Your Interest Very Slightly (New Pics)

The symmetry of the circle in relation to the intersection is beautiful. Well done, Irresponsible Driver Person.

‘Mildly Interesting’: 50 Pics Of Random Things To Pique Your Interest Very Slightly (New Pics)

Easy there, Captain Generic.

Matthew Gobbell • upvoted 10 items 1 year ago

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I don't think my metabolism is quite that intense but I feel that, I move around a lot and have a decently fast metabolism so I easily lose weight if I'm not careful. I also have ADHD so forgetting to eat doesn't help--

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I'm not this way, at all, but it does sound more challenging than I'd imagined!

Funny-Random-Memes

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

Funny-Random-Memes

50 Memes For Certified Disney Adults And Just Ordinary People That Like A Fun Meme

Hecking brilliant. If you wrote a book, I'd buy it!!!

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GET F****N ROASTED BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

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And there's the fragile masculinity component of this comment section. It's not a claim that all men rape, it's a claim that statistically a woman is more likely to be raped by a man than by a bear. This means the most charitable interpretation of your post is that you failed 6th-grade math.

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I know that pronouns are a controversial subject these days, but we can all agree that the use of 'our' in this post is way off. All things in your abode are the cat's things unless the cat decides otherwise.

25 Times Signs Accidentally Turned Inappropriate Because Of People's Lack Of Attention To Detail

I don't care who made it, but wtf is apple butter?

Matthew Gobbell • upvoted 10 items 2 years ago

50 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Omg fun fact of the day

IT Professionals Share What They Have To Deal With Every Day In These 50 Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

He's going to put fake plastic trees on his Sims lot

‘Mildly Interesting’: 50 Pics Of Random Things To Pique Your Interest Very Slightly (New Pics)

Its actually an Indigo Milk Cap and is perfectly edible and tastes like portobello!

‘Mildly Interesting’: 50 Pics Of Random Things To Pique Your Interest Very Slightly (New Pics)

Glad the sign cut to the chase

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"Ma'am, this is a Starbucks, I just want to know your order."

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