Ha!
You think yours is a real moustache?
♫♪♪Who's done me a thousand wrongs ever since Donkey Kong?
Slithering down every pipe
Despite his plumb-shaped body type
Who's gonna run in fear
While screaming Mama Mia?
Who leaves me grey and grim?
Oh, what does Peach see in him?
Mario!
With great joy in my heart
Each time I watch Mario Kart
You're first and doing so well
But here comes the Spiny Shell
Ahahaha!
And now you and your Rabbid friends have finally met your end
Just let me catch my breath, then I'll high-C you to death♫♪♪