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Heiner Philipp • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

Found it...

Heiner Philipp • upvoted an item 1 year ago

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

A surprise that’s wrecked an ecosystem and has created areas of ‘dead’ water that are becoming stagnant. Who’d have thought a massive man made construction that dominates a huge area of sea would be incompatible with nature?

Heiner Philipp • commented on 23 posts 3 years ago

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Likely correct about the talking back...

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Typically up to the police department. As little a a few weeks.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Likely correct about the talking back...

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Typically up to the police department. As little a a few weeks.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Just did not have enough of them... LOL.

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

Because they do not have the death penalty, and low rates of crime...

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

Most estimates are in the 150M to 300M range. Egypt, Rome and the other ancient societies had huge populations. They did not build the pyramids with a dozen strong men...

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

Glad Poland is helping Ukraine as they are. Very honourable and decent...

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

Who will feed you in the nursing home??? There are no good solutions.

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

US has approximately 400 million acres of arable land. So one person per acre would leave 7.6 billion people without food. Unless 400 million mini farms are going to provide for the rest. The planet is overpopulated. I do not worry about it because natural forces will fix the imbalance... Sooner or later. https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/AG.LND.ARBL.HA?locations=US

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Biologically, first cousins are the most compatible for healthy offspring. Read that a few times already...

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Everyone knows the world is actually hollow...

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

What are the votes for, if not to show disapproval???

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Beers may not be frozen at all. They freeze at a significantly lower temp.

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

There is no radiation. LOL. It is 2.4 GHz like standard Wi-Fi. But 500 to 1500 watts. Not 0.25 Watts like a router... Also why microwave ovens often cause Wi-Fi interference.

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Defrosting meat is better in warm water. Hate how microwave cooks one spot, while rest is frozen.

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Trial and error is how I learned. We had a microwave when we were kids. Amana Radar Range. "boiling eggs" was the largest disaster of the 1970's decade for us. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Amana-633fc835b15e0.jpg

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Frying pan or pot for the sauce, boil new pasta...

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

I use mine less than once a month...

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Flying ants. I did not close a sliding door 100% on a house boat in Africa, and room filled with flying ants. (Tens of thousands...)

50 Times Security Measures Were Not Very Well Thought Out

Having owned a hotel, it is worse than it appears... Steel plate was installed to repair a door that was kicked in. Secondary lock had to move up, but handyman did not have the correct tools to install into steel door frame...

50 Times Security Measures Were Not Very Well Thought Out

My engineering degree disagrees...

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Mine was knocked down by the cat and destroyed... There must be a deeper meaning in all that somewhere.

This Thread Has People Revealing The Moment They Stopped Admiring These 40 Celebrities

And OJ would have spent life in jail, but for the fact the corrupt cops tried to frame a guilty person...

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

I had an employer in my hospital room trying to figure out how to get me internet so I can keep designing. I was being prepared for surgery for diverticulitis. ER doc's threw them out... I was just writhing in pain on the bed saying 'sure' to everything so hopefully they left faster. LOL.

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Heiner Philipp • upvoted 15 items 3 years ago

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Dog spelt backwards is "God". Coincidence? I think not.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Dixie would undoubtedly be smarter than at least one recent occupant of the Oval Office.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Dog spelt backwards is "God". Coincidence? I think not.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Dixie would undoubtedly be smarter than at least one recent occupant of the Oval Office.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

I believe in Dog.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

He was probably right!

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Logical. Dogs are nice.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

More evidence to support Dog worship.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

I must be a genius then!

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

The problem is not that the penalty is not severe enough. The problem is that the difference between rich and poor is too high. If you are starving to death, you will take more risks to survive

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

You are correct, it's not actually difficult to find good and true information. The difficulty arises in the aspect that people, more often than not, aren't willing to actually try to find good and true information.

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Perhaps, but in this instance I quickly googled before saying anything and found several academic papers that confirmed what I said earlier. That’s not actually that difficult to do and should be done before commenting on any fact. And I agree with you, people should explain why you’re wrong, but in this particular instance, several people commented already saying why they were wrong. Downvoted to avoid spreading misinformation is also okay

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

They're not being downvoted because people disagree with them, they're being downvoted because they are spreading misinformation

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Sorry Aunt Messy...this is not true. The link has been established through multiple studies and I remember them even teaching us this in nursing school in 2008.

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

You are very very wrong. "Women who breastfeed have a lower risk of breast cancer" source: https://www.komen.org/breast-cancer/risk-factor/not-breast-feeding/ "There is strong evidence that: breastfeeding DECREASES the risk of breast cancer in the mother" Source: https://www.wcrf.org/diet-activity-and-cancer/risk-factors/lactation-breastfeeding-and-cancer-risk/ "Breastfeeding can lower breast cancer risk" source: https://www.breastcancer.org/risk/risk-factors/breastfeeding-history "In addition to lowering a mother’s risk for type 2 diabetes and high blood pressure, breastfeeding can also lower a mother’s risk of breast and ovarian cancers" Source: https://blogs.cdc.gov/cancer/2019/08/01/breastfeeding-for-cancer-prevention/

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Breastfeeding lowers the risk of developing breast cancer. So it’s probably the fact that they’ve never had children

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

Another One Bites the Dust is also used.

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Heiner Philipp • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Our Boy Beta Is Never Leaving Home.

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Heiner Philipp • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

Found it...

Heiner Philipp • commented on 19 posts 3 years ago

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Likely correct about the talking back...

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Typically up to the police department. As little a a few weeks.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Just did not have enough of them... LOL.

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

Because they do not have the death penalty, and low rates of crime...

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

Most estimates are in the 150M to 300M range. Egypt, Rome and the other ancient societies had huge populations. They did not build the pyramids with a dozen strong men...

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

Glad Poland is helping Ukraine as they are. Very honourable and decent...

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

Who will feed you in the nursing home??? There are no good solutions.

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Biologically, first cousins are the most compatible for healthy offspring. Read that a few times already...

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Everyone knows the world is actually hollow...

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

What are the votes for, if not to show disapproval???

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Beers may not be frozen at all. They freeze at a significantly lower temp.

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

There is no radiation. LOL. It is 2.4 GHz like standard Wi-Fi. But 500 to 1500 watts. Not 0.25 Watts like a router... Also why microwave ovens often cause Wi-Fi interference.

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Defrosting meat is better in warm water. Hate how microwave cooks one spot, while rest is frozen.

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Frying pan or pot for the sauce, boil new pasta...

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

I use mine less than once a month...

50 Times People Forgot Something Important And Documented The Consequences Online (New Pics)

Flying ants. I did not close a sliding door 100% on a house boat in Africa, and room filled with flying ants. (Tens of thousands...)

50 Times Security Measures Were Not Very Well Thought Out

Heiner Philipp • upvoted an item 1 year ago

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

Heiner Philipp • upvoted 19 items 3 years ago

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

I must be a genius then!

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Dixie would undoubtedly be smarter than at least one recent occupant of the Oval Office.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

He was probably right!

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

More evidence to support Dog worship.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

I believe in Dog.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Dog spelt backwards is "God". Coincidence? I think not.

“Did You Know?”: 50 Random Facts About Our World To Let You Learn Something New Today

Logical. Dogs are nice.

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World (New Pics)

The problem is not that the penalty is not severe enough. The problem is that the difference between rich and poor is too high. If you are starving to death, you will take more risks to survive

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

They're not being downvoted because people disagree with them, they're being downvoted because they are spreading misinformation

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Sorry Aunt Messy...this is not true. The link has been established through multiple studies and I remember them even teaching us this in nursing school in 2008.

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Breastfeeding lowers the risk of developing breast cancer. So it’s probably the fact that they’ve never had children

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

Another One Bites the Dust is also used.

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