50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You’re All Out Of Ideas
Getting someone a present can quickly turn into a huge headache. But don't worry. The fact that you don't know what they want or need is not enough to make you a lousy friend or cousin. Nor does it mean that your brain has been fried from too much work. Maybe you've just fallen behind on the market.
In this case, the online project 'Weird [Stuff] You Can Buy' is exactly what you need. It posts pictures of products most haven't even heard of. From an all-white puzzle to a cat butt tissue holder, there's everything you can imagine and more. So get your credit card out and continue scrolling!
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Exercise Block - $9.99
Spartan Knife Block
Spaghetti Monster Colander Strainer
Definitely Would Not Recommend
Whoopsy Desk Lamp
Remote Controlled Flying Shark
Beechwood Crab Multi-Tool
Paper Clips In A Shape Of A Cow - $13.48
Mix Tape USB Stick - $30.00
For That Crazy Cat Lover
I'm Fine T-Shirt - $16.99
Melting Clock
I love this. I have this. It's a clock based on Salvador Dalis work!
Dog Umbrella
Ultra Realistic Elf Ears Earbuds - $34.99
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
I think the kitty's expression is the absolute best part of this product.
“I Miss Drugs” Yoga Mat
Shocked Patrick One Piece Swimsuit
Third Eye Sunglasses
Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
Lobster Claw Oven Mitts
Absent Father Action Figure
Rocket Raccoon Backpack Buddy - $39.99
For those with nothing live to cuddle. A stuffie hug is better than no hug. 🤗
Kitty Winter Snow Mask - $26.99
Crying Unicorn Candle - $24.79
Prehistoric Taco Stand
Crafting With Cat Hair Book
Hooded Reindeer Sweater
He Sojourner Keyboard - $1000.00
Tiara Headphones
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - $12.71
6 cats? Please. That's not "crazy cat lady" level, that's merely "slightly nutty cat lady" level. Need at least 10 before you level up to crazy cat lady.
Coronavirus Ice Cube Mold
Muscle Skin Suit
I'm buying this and pairing it with the "Booty Jorts Leggings" also seen on this list. Will share pics of the completed outfit.
Bacon Bandages - $7.40
Travel Aid
Egg Of Thrones Egg Cup
My House Will Look Like Witch’s House From Hansel And Gretel Soon
I have this! It's GREAT, but much too big and firm to actually use. I kind of lean against it if reading in my room, more of a piece of décor than usable furniture, I still love it though, best 25th B-day gift to myself ever!
Do You Prefer Your Cereal Soggy Or Crispy? With This Bowl You Don’t Have To Compromise!
Who wants to compromise? Soggy wins every time. Screw that palate-shredding crunchy trash!
Christmas Dinosaur Shooting Lasers Ugly Christmas Sweater
Where do I buy this? Edit: Where do I buy this to give to my brother?
Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar - $29.99
This Device Is Supposed To Alleviate Neck Pain, But It Might Also Alleviate You From Burden Of Life... Accidentally
Pusheenicorn - $20.15
Sugar Skull Spoon
Nicolas Cage Pillow Case - $12.00
Piggyback Rider
oooch, I can just imagine a thin line of bruise across your back if that's a solid bar for a fidgety kid to stand on.
Beard Bib - $29.99
Shrimp Neck Traveling Pillow
Bear Arms Shirt
Booty Jorts Leggings
Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator
I own one of these that is shaped like a chicken, so that it looks like the chicken is barfing out the egg white. I'm not sure if this design is better or worse.
Fish Flip Flops
Women's Yoga Tank Top - $19.90
Spine Candle Holder
DIY Coloring Book Tie - $29.99
Handi Squirrel
Ax Pizza Cutter - $8.99
The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A F*ck
Compulsive reading for government officials when it comes to the sick/homeless and the poor
Notebook Camouflaged As A Book
The Screaming Goat
Deadpool Gaming Mousepad
Dinosaur Case
I want it. Just imagine faces that my coeagues would make, If I brought my lunch like this!
Fried Egg T-Shirt
Grass Flip Flops
Butt Face Soup
Farting Unicorn Plush
Grumpy Cat Plush Slippers - $85.47
Instalove
Cow Tea Kettle
The Paleobarefoots
This Puzzle Is Real. All Pieces Are White!! White!
Yes!! I’ve Always Wanted To Have A Man Bun Visor!
I’m Not Sure How I Feel About Shitting Down Santa’s Throat
Can it possibly be? Did BoredPanda actually not censor a curse word?! I’m about to go into shock!
The Recycling Bin Mug
“I may be trash, but I’m top tier trash, recyclable trash” was working yesterday and someone said that! 😂
Pickle Candy
Wine Bottle Glass
Yolkpig Egg Separator
Cassette Tape Clutch - $33.99
Wiper Mirror
The Scream Electronic Scream-Maker
Bloody Brain Headwrap
Inflatable Toupee
What Thee F#%k Is Going On With These Pants??
Toilet Timer Donald Trump Golden Dump
Camel Balls Bubble Gum
Exotic Quarantine Guy Sweatshirt
Emergency Beard Guards
These have been in use in the food manufacturing and hospitality industries for ages.
I Only Drink One Cup Of Coffee A Day
The Original Helmet Pigtails
Avocado One Piece Swimsuit
Would You Like To Play A Game?
Ice Cream Drip One Piece Swimsuit
Don't do it, sooooo many guys are going to ask if they can lick you -.-
Extreme Cut Out Jeans
Whiski Poles
Mens Boxer Shorts
Toilet And Urinal Salt And Pepper Shaker Set
Triple Bristle Electric Toothbrush
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Jawzrsize Facial Toner
World Finger Fight - $18.95
Forever Alone Meme Lapel Pin - $6.95
Edible Chocolate A**s
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Trump One Piece Swimsuit
Kanye Face Women's Tank - $34.95
Cat Face Mask
More useless stuff we do not need but are remarkably willing to pay for. I will likely get downvoted but we are becoming such a bunch of hypocrites.
Perhaps a few but, most of them I wouldn’t say are useless, just a bold design choice. I know I like having a few cute surprises amongst my more traditional decor (especially that alien cookie jar)
Load More Replies...I don't think I've ever felt more materialistic in my life! With 90% of these I either NEED them, know a friend who NEEDS it and the rest are simply my heart's greatest desires...
More useless stuff we do not need but are remarkably willing to pay for. I will likely get downvoted but we are becoming such a bunch of hypocrites.
Perhaps a few but, most of them I wouldn’t say are useless, just a bold design choice. I know I like having a few cute surprises amongst my more traditional decor (especially that alien cookie jar)
Load More Replies...I don't think I've ever felt more materialistic in my life! With 90% of these I either NEED them, know a friend who NEEDS it and the rest are simply my heart's greatest desires...
