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Lock your doors. Close your windows at night. Pull the curtains shut, and don’t leave any keys hidden in obvious places like under the mat. 

Some security measures are just common sense. And although most of us have, thankfully, never experienced a break-in or a home invasion, you can never predict when one will happen. One moment you're coming home refreshed from a week on a Hawaiian beach, and the next, you're realizing that all of your personal belongings are out of place and some are even missing. My parents used to warn me to never even recycle the boxes of large, expensive purchases like televisions or computers outside of my home, and to never broadcast to acquaintances when I was going to be out of town traveling. Posting about a trip on social media was also a huge no-no until we were back in the safety of our humble abode.

Some people are more cautious than others when it comes to their security systems, but one thing’s for sure: a paper lock or a keypad that states the code on it are not going to keep anyone out. We’ve compiled some of the most hilarious examples of security fails from around the world and gathered them down below, so you all can enjoy these pathetic excuses for “security measures”. Be sure to upvote the pictures that you find most hilarious, and then let us know in the comments what the most ridiculous excuse you’ve ever seen for a security precaution was. Then, if you’re interested in reading a Bored Panda story featuring an epic fail by people attempting to commit theft, check out this story next.

#1

Farmers In South Africa Are Getting Serious About Security

Farmers In South Africa Are Getting Serious About Security

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Loretta
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's a fail? Is it not rather a sign with threatening aura? Like, the owners will notify next of kin when the thief is injured or dead?

Dillon Brown
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also it's not very original. I've seen lots of signs that say something sort of like this. Things like we are running out of places to hide the bodies, survivers will be shot again, etc.

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tara
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I'm gonna remember this one

KombatBunni
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d add “BYO shovel”. 😈

MidnightSky
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's basically saying, you're gonna die, so carry ID so we can inform your family.

Beth
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so odd and interesting how casual and nonchalant some folks are about killing human beings. I'd go as far to say some are even enthusiastic about it. So much so that actual signs are made to threaten and express just how much they are willing to harm or kill another person. I don't know, it's just something I've noticed. The fascination folks have with violence. It seems to have a strong hold on a lot of us. Maybe to strong and we don't even realize it.

Jespren Ray
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is an aspect of “talk softly but carry a big stick”. If you don’t *want* to commit violence upon someone then making your intention, ability, and willingness to do so is an extremely effective deterrent. If a criminal sees two similar houses, one has a funny mat along the “welcome if you come carrying wine or chocolate” or “we charge $10 to listen to your sales pitch” and the other has a sign along the lines of “carry ID so we can notify next of kin” or “trespassers will be shot on sight” even someone with the average intelligence of a violent criminal will be far less likely to try to break into the “violent” house. People who portray violence as a real possibility are a lot less likely to be victims than those seen as incapable or rejecting of violence.

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A B C the Third
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this "not very well thought out"? It's a clear message, but BP authors apparently didn't get it?

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You might not be too concerned about taking security precautions in your home if you believe you live in a safe area or you don’t think you own anything worth stealing, but you can really never predict when someone will be in the market for a free computer or when a drunk person will accidentally try to get into your apartment thinking it’s their own. Yes, I have had that happen. And while I cannot be 100% sure that they were drunk, it was certainly frightening knowing that if the door had been unlocked, they would have wandered right in. 

Despite all that we know about how easy it is to simply lock the front door or install a fence around our yards, some people just hope for the best. A sign stating, “Please, do not enter” or a gate that can easily be climbed or walked around may seem smart to those of us who would never dream of trespassing. But unfortunately, others take those faulty security measures as invitations to go right in. If there is not enough infrastructure in place to make it impossible to get in, it must be open to the public! 

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    #2

    When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

    When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Thieves' Guild complained?

    Rico Mendez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess: someone stole your sweetroll.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a building near me with a seven-foot-tall security gate you need a code to unlock, but the fence is only four feet tall so you can just reach over and open the door from the other side. Security gates aren’t cheap! Who took this from inception to completion and told themselves, “Another job well done!”

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same as this one it's like they're daring you to do it

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Trump's wall that turned out to be a fireman's pole for people to slide down 😂

    Wendy Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't really matter when your neighbor gives out the code to every man she meets.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived at a place you had to have a card. They wouldn't give us the key code, said it wouldn't be secure. We eventually got the overide security code from the pizza guy. Yes, he got it from the office!

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    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to show this to my husband - his family's company actually installs security gates, doors, etc. This is too funny!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A security that you can climb over even if you had lame leg.

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't know the difference between vertical and horizontal.

    Kawaii Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now all Thebes be like....they are just making our jobs easier

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    #3

    Ticket Said "Camera Flickers To Fuzzy Brown Image Often"

    Ticket Said "Camera Flickers To Fuzzy Brown Image Often"

    RandomITpro Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to rob a bank step one: befriend a couple birds

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suspects: Seven small gentlemen and a tall woman in a pretty dress,

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    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little birb is doing his best job.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect sheltered perch for a fuzzy brown.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No "the ticket" didn't, this camera is very obviously hollow, upside-down, facing the wall, not wired to anything, and cable-tied in place to be a bird house.

    Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do see that but I don’t think that is what you see. That came out to be a little rude so next time just please rethink what you are typing so it doesn’t seem too rude. I love your name btw!

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    Of course, it is not a requirement to have a security camera at your front door and an alarm that will blare through the neighborhood if you don’t type in a code within 30 seconds of entering your home. But they certainly can help deter intruders or help catch someone who has invaded your property. Now, let me be clear, I'm not a proponent of using these systems to spy on neighbors or share footage of people passing by on social media. But if the video feed is just to check up on your house when you are out of town or when you hear suspicious noises, it may help you sleep better at night.

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    According to US News, home security systems are a great idea for several reasons: they provide protection, they deter burglars, they provide peace of mind, they are convenient and can save energy, and they can reduce your home insurance premiums. And while you might be concerned about the installation cost or upkeep of these systems, you may be interested to know that the FBI reported that the average burglary in the United States in 2019 ended up costing $2,661 per victim. If you have a security system in place to prevent your home from falling prey to thieves, you might actually be saving money. 

    #4

    This Seems Very Secure

    This Seems Very Secure

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    Allan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it for the laughs

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this is really bad security. Having the key right next to the padlock... What were they thinking? 🤦‍♂️

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I have learned from the Lockpicking Lawyer, that`s at least as secure as a Masterlock :D

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s nice that they leave the key

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally Master Locks is making something that can't be picked.

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol when u have too much free time at the office

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the attention to detail. It has a key number and everything!

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have the heart to break in there.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby will come home one day this week to something random locked in this fashion LMAO

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    #5

    New Community Toll System Is Really Working Out

    New Community Toll System Is Really Working Out

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    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malicious compliance? Chaotic neutral? Idk know but I love it. Peak ingenuity

    Josh Cutts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly “compliance” though, lol

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they put blocks to the righthand side of the barrier to stop vehicles skirting it, but completely didn't see them just driving round the whole thing!

    Pantea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wouldn't happen in Germany :)) They're so obedient, I'm sure some older person would stand next to the barrier all day and yell at anyone who dared to drive around it :)

    Frank H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :-) True. But our mood is changing. More Germans nowadays would rather just crash drive through the barrier, because we're sick of getting screwed. So watch out FKN PTN - the boomerang is coming back...

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put signs on either side saying "Mines".

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, liked who's going to not go around them ;)

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tolls are regressive taxation.

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    #6

    Security At JFK

    Security At JFK

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    Charlene Elise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way tooo hard at this. Well done!

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of those do you think are fake? 🤔

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    MB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are cameras to make sure that cameras are making sure that cameras are doing their job

    Cormac Wright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That IS an installation. It’s to remind people they’re watching. The real cameras are dome cameras.

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Security contractor at JFK found they hadn't spent the whole budget. Rectified that without delay.

    Never Stop Learning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Bob, you have pole 96 as your assignment tonight. Make sure you write a report on any suspicious activity you see. Bob has Marty Feldman eyes at the end of his shift from trying to follow the monitor for all the cameras!

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a bit like a christmas tree

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st security officer "Point the cameras at the exit" 2nd security officer "I can't see where it is on any of the cameras!"

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have a camera watching the other cameras - Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Brother is watching you vibes

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    And if you’re wondering whether security systems actually deter anyone from breaking in, I can tell you that they do. One study conducted by Professor Joe Kuhns at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte found that most break-ins are rather spontaneous, with almost 60% of burglars admitting that they did not plan their invasions more than 24 hours in advance. 83% of these attempted thieves also scoped out places for any sights of alarms first, and over half of them said they would move on if they saw an alarm. 

    Nothing beats peace of mind, as well. Knowing that you can hop on an app on your phone and view your front porch and/or various parts of your home at any moment can just make you feel more calm when you are away on holiday or out late at night. Plus, this way you don’t need to choose between bothering a neighbor or being plagued with anxiety if you get the feeling something might be off.

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    #7

    Good Luck Getting In

    Good Luck Getting In

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    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme guess the password is 1234 silly people

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1234? That's the kind of code an idiot would have on his luggage!

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    That one g i r l
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: they did this on purpose to trick you

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I was thinking. I’m pretending this is actually a coercion code, it sets off a silent alarm while granting entry to thieves, then locking the door behind them so they can’t get back out.

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But of course, Stanley would have no way of knowing that the code was 3944."

    Bella V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    349? 943? 439? 493? .... I'm stumped it could literally be anything at this point.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No honey, the code is the address, 3944

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if the password isn't 3944. Like, it is 9943 or whatever the combination could be. It would be the biggest troll ever.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would, but there really aren't that many combinations of 3,4 and 9 to try, so it wouldn't take a determined thief very long to work it out.

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    Chai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone remember that famous tumblr post of smth that looked like this and everyone figured out the code? Good days

    Joanne Kistruck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this might be in a dementia ward. They generally put the code right next to the keypad and the patients aren't able to use it. Sad, but true.

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, let's see, something with 3 and 4 and 9. Maybe 3449? 3349? 9443? Dang, three times wrong. I r e a l l y don't know.... /s

    Don't you wish you knew
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    3 years ago

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why I don't want this kind of lock on my front door. My niece has one and my brother did confirm that the numbers are getting used...

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're doing this right, imho. I'm a parcel deliver person and you'd be surprised how often I see such dirtied/used code locks p l u s where they never, ever change the password. Like you are in street XY no. 80, the 4-digit code is "8080", in at least 60%.

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    #8

    Friend Posted This: "I'll Never Forget The Time That My Mom Installed This Lock In One Of Her Bathroom Drawers When I Was A Kid"

    Friend Posted This: "I'll Never Forget The Time That My Mom Installed This Lock In One Of Her Bathroom Drawers When I Was A Kid"

    techbuzz Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what was locked in it 🧐

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother put a lock on his bedside cabinet when he was 17 to stop my mum finding his booze and magazines. I was simply able to remove the back off the cabinet that was just attached using small nails. I told her she should give him his privacy.

    Wendy Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! My mom put a lock on a hallway cupboard, but she did a good job. Never was able to break into it.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if she'd only put the lock on the top drawer...

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would still be accessible. There is no seam on that cabinet so no inside panel. If you open the door you can reach into the drawers

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    Chris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively undo the screws

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to have the "talk" without saying a word.

    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would that even be necessary

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s an attempt to keep people (kids) out of her stuff so it doesn’t turn up missing or ruined…. like tweezers, hair scissors, brushes, hair accessories, expensive makeup, lotion, hair gel, etc. As a mother, I’ve done this too. Kids be ruining/losing your stuff, mixing it all together into potions and doing all kinds of crazy stuff with it.

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    #9

    So My Buddies And I Found A Locked Gate

    So My Buddies And I Found A Locked Gate

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    Allan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would make sense in time

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt the bushes will ever be a foolproof as a fence, there will always spots to crawl through/under.

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you friend manage to open it?

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone help the poor man trapped inside.

    ZT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if you put cactus....

    Creature Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually to stop skateboarders. I'm seeing more & more of these lately at the bottom of stair sets. Especially in California & New York. It's not actually to lock people out. Just an "aesthetic" way to stop kids from skateboarding & being kids.

    CookieCrump
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh no, the hedges are too valuable to step in."

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yell out someone let me in!

    Porch santa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just mutate gympie-gympie to be 3m tall.

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    Home security systems have also become quite technologically advanced over the years. They can even help you reduce your energy consumption by giving homeowners remote access to their thermostats and light switches. For example, when you are out of town for a week, you can turn off your heater and/or air conditioner, as well as any lights that are set to turn on at certain times. And if you are looking to cut down on your home insurance costs, most companies offer discounts between 5%-20% for individuals who have security systems installed. Plus, as US News notes, “If you have cameras for video surveillance, video footage can help when it comes to filing insurance claims.”

    #10

    This Bear Gets It

    This Bear Gets It

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    Veronica Rabbit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, the sign is meant to keep out a specific bear. The forbidden bear is not the one in the dumpster. The one in the dumpster is, in fact, a guard looking out for the bear on the sign, ready to keep him out of the dumpster. And he's having a snack on the job.

    Brendan Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s pure stupidity in putting up a sign saying ’ No bears allowed in dumpster, since bears won’t get it🫥

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like the bear knows what that sign stands for to begin with!

    Sir Tarsier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I can't imagine what they were thinking

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    VizDave
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like my dog. He pees on the “please clean up after your dog” posted signs 😂.

    Max
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The sign can't stop me because I can't read"

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you did it. you won the comment section

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get all grizzly with me, that's not me in that photo

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the bear perhaps thinking that the sign is meant as an invitation?

    Kawaii Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bears there is a sign....look this dumpster is not for bears

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    #11

    Let's Just Mount This Here For Security

    Let's Just Mount This Here For Security

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    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, you could add curtains...

    Charlie Simpson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a place that had a door just like this and it was handier than you'd think. With a curtain over the door I could still peer out to find the Jehovah's or my landlord on the porch without giving away that I was home.

    JLS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a squirrel next to him?

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My mom said she's not home!"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front door came with a peephole - it is patterned glass - but you can still see who it is.

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's blinds or curtains it would still make sense (looking out w/o being able to be seen moving the blinds). Or the glass panel was added later?

    Allan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trusted glass doors except bulletproof and tinted

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood windows in doors or on sides of door, all somebody has to do is break the glass in region and unlatched the door🤨

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    #12

    Damn! I'll Have To Find Another Way In

    Damn! I'll Have To Find Another Way In

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    Allan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might have some electromagnetic field or leaser beam somewhere

    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't secure. You'd better find another entrance.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is one of those places where they sometimes have a barrier up the middle of the hall but leave the other half of the hallway open for people exiting

    Atlasheld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it is to count guests coming through.

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You honestly have to wonder what people are thinking with these.

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    When it comes to what to look for in a home security system, cost is obviously a factor that homeowners need to consider. But if you can afford it, US News recommends having a system that is professionally monitored. This means that even if you are not paying attention to your surveillance footage, someone is and can alert you or the police immediately when there are issues. “Consider if you are on vacation in another part of the country…do you call 911 in Los Angeles for something happening at your home in Atlanta?” says Paul Rothman, editor-in-chief of Security Business magazine. “Professional monitoring takes the onus off the consumer and puts response procedures into the hands of trained professionals.”

    #13

    I Stopped By My Boss' House And I Wondered Why The Security Guy Wouldn't Open The Door

    I Stopped By My Boss' House And I Wondered Why The Security Guy Wouldn't Open The Door

    ssabripo Report

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your boss a Colombian drug lord?

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there's a camera to make sure the puppet doesn't slack off!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's one each side! LOL

    Pantea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be hilarious if someone stole the dummies :))

    Jessisaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this is in Florida

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 security guards. One on each side

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    #14

    My Nephew’s Stone Cold Security System

    My Nephew’s Stone Cold Security System

    Frankykeys Report

    David Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only works on people old enough to remember Stone Cold Steve Austin in his prime.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. My house growing up had a door that looked almost exactly like this and in the evening the sun would make fractals on the walls. Just seeing this gave me warm fuzzys of nostalgia.

    Porch santa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppet Master WWE remake

    Danny Padoan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ya names not down. Ya not coming in. Cos stone cold said so.

    #15

    I Have Identified A Flaw In My College's Scissor Retention Plan

    I Have Identified A Flaw In My College's Scissor Retention Plan

    Jobyn Report

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably more to stop people from borrowing them and leaving them in a random place (or absent-mindedly walking off with them). A lot of people who would decide they are the exception to a "please do not remove scissors" sign would Draw the line at cutting the string. Source: I work in a library.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We will catch you scissor thief, you can hide, but you can't run"

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao...I see what you did there. No running with scissors.

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    Roborowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, you can threaten someone with the scissors and force them to untie the string. ;)

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two flaws. Untie the knot or cut the scissors off. 🤔

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need those paper clips from the other post

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so mad, at work, because every shift, my box cutter has disappeared. I, in a fog of anger, considered something like this, but then I realized...unless I use some kind of wire, that idea won't work. I have two Bachelor's degrees, so I'm not normally an idiot. I'm just glad I didn't talk about my idea, out loud.

    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexander the Great would have no problem whatsoever stealing these scissors.

    InfectedVoiceBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to stop losing them I reckon, I have a thing about losing scissors and sellotape, they are never where they should be.

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    The less important features that you can skip when installing home security are anything that you know you won’t use. Features that are more about convenience than protection, like having voice control lights, are probably not a requirement for you. Having a doorbell with a video camera is also an exciting feature, but it can be much more expensive than simply installing a camera somewhere above or near your front door. It will do the exact same job; it’s just a little bit less flashy. 

    #16

    AirB&B Host Told Me To Be Sure To Lock The Front Gate

    AirB&B Host Told Me To Be Sure To Lock The Front Gate

    bbddbdb Report

    Allan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airbnb? Not surprised

    Max A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it might be used only for the purpose of keeping animals in/out.

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    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just delivered groceries to a house with a gate like this a couple days ago. I'd never seen a gate with a door k**b before

    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choose to believe that this is for keeping their ginormous dog inside - or outside

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a gate and lock exactly like this. Came with the house. I suppose it's meant to keep out only little kids or adults with similar mental development.

    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i stayed there last month

    Marcellium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this took me longer than I'd like to admit to see what's wrong. gonna blame my migraine for that

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    #17

    Tired Of People Using Your Mug?

    Tired Of People Using Your Mug?

    tonterias Report

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games till you forget your key

    AW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you just literally turn the padlock 90 degrees and voila

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't put this past a place I worked at in Switzerland. They didn't have mugs for visitors and the weren't happy to share. We literally went out and bought our own mugs as I was to be there for 6 weeks and my colleague for 6 months!

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swiss here - sounds very typical, people here really don't like sharing their things with strangers - even at the job. 😅

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    Kawaii Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody use this mug it is a special mug given to me by a Wal-Mart employe and it was on discount. Plus I ha e a great picture of it and it could be worth a fortune one day......that is way there is a pad lock on it

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    #18

    Someone Likes To Live Dangerously

    Someone Likes To Live Dangerously

    gowasugay Report

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plans have been changed here

    Alethia Nyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I'd scrolled far enough I thought "what's so dangerous about that? Ooohhhh..."

    L H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have accidentally dropped my keys in that grate the very first time I tried to unlock the door.

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    The irony of installing a home security system is that is connected to Wi-Fi is that it creates a whole separate security concern. Many homeowners wonder if they will become victims to hackers or if their video footage will be seen by unauthorized viewers. “Two of the most vulnerable elements in a security system are network or internet-connected security cameras and the Wi-Fi router itself, as they are most often the target of hackers,” Paul Rothman says. It is not the actual hardware that gets hacked, but rather the software, which can allow hackers to access the entire network. “The most important step is changing the default security settings on the equipment itself, including admin login information that is often publicly available and leveraged by hackers,” Rothman says.

    #19

    This Fence Is So Thin

    This Fence Is So Thin

    gntrr Report

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all laughing, but when it grows up none of you will be able to pass through. Atta little fence!

    Noah Libitsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally what is the point of that

    Roborowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the fence has been up, not a single Mexican has crossed it.

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gate hinge at right. Probably was a post for gates for two adjacent driveways.

    That one g i r l
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I'm sure that took hours to put up

    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me every time I try to do a settlement fence in fallout 4.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah for me it's a wobbly fence with gaps :(

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    #20

    A "Secure" Bike Shed In Cambridge, UK. The Gaps Are For Ventilation, Apparently

    A "Secure" Bike Shed In Cambridge, UK. The Gaps Are For Ventilation, Apparently

    exploreplaylists Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh all a robber needs to bust in here is a kool aid man don’t even fret about the arm brick situation

    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would definitely keep me off. Husband calls me "T-Rex" for a reason ...

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love his facial expression

    ZT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's for all those who come too drunk to find their keys 🤣🤣

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously designed to keep bodybuilders out.

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Malcontent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can literally buy bricks with small holes in them to act as air vents, this is beyond r******d.

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah my bike needs to breathe, it has asthma too

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and don't forget for thieves as well

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These gaps would be a great place for a scorpion to shelter over-night.

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    #21

    Security Is Important Here

    Security Is Important Here

    Doniym Report

    Nikki Hilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's keep our garbage bins secure behind this locked gate.

    Katja DeHaney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    City ordinance in Germany. No bins visible from the street.

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know that! Do you know why? Like is it just to keep things from looking "trashy"- hehe. But really I'm curious because here where I live people leave their bins outside anywhere . Sometimes don't even bother taking them from the curb.

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    Aubrey Mortensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe code enforcement requires them to "hide the bins" from street view? Our city wants us to pretend like we don't have trash.

    Pam Akers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw the "no bins visible" concept right away.

    BakedKahuna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany it's for keeping people from putting their trash in your bin. You need to pay if you need a bigger bin.

    Creature Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ain't for security either. This is probably from a neighborhood that either has an HOA or lives in a country with town rules where your trash cans can't be visible from the street. It also prevents people from dumping large objects in other peoples trash. Or atleast makes it harder & prevents cans from being easily stolen.

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an experiment to accelerate natural selection. It's specifically designed to keep out the dumb raccoons allowing only the very smart raccoons to feed thereby increasing intelligence in the local raccoon population until we end up in a Planet of the Raccoons type situation.

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    Homeowners should also be wary of systems that seem too good to be true. “If the price is really low on a piece of hardware, it’s often a case of giving you a low price in return for taking your data,” says Mitch Klein, executive director of the Z-Wave Alliance. The data can be valuable to burglars or companies who want to market goods and services to you. We’ve seen it countless times with curated Instagram, Facebook and Youtube ads, but even our security systems can lead to the same effect. It’s important to always carefully read a company’s Terms of Use, particularly the section on data privacy, to know exactly where your data is going and why. 

    #22

    Good Thing There's A Gate

    Good Thing There's A Gate

    parsniplovaaa Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably more of a warning that it’s private property or something similar than a security feature

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't think it at first but I have to agree. Most likely an indication of property line.

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    Boris Long-Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks at the posts - they look like they have electric fence termination points. This is probably used to allow people through a semi permanent electric fence setup without risking getting shocked.

    David H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lot of cattle ranches do that, electric like a invisible dog fence, to keep the cows inside, and gates for approved egress

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The landmines keep people on the trail.

    TomBeingPushed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is supposed to be a temporary fence for keeping cows or sheeps or something in the area during summer. These gates are for public to get through the fences after the farmer has put up the wires.

    Spinaap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a permanent gate for a temporary or seasonal fence. Those movable gates are pain to move to some hard to reach places (certainly oif they are for winter times...)

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the plants are poisonous?

    WHY
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only true gamers see the problem here

    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a skiing area. They take the fence wires down for the winter and string them up again when it's time to bring the cows up.

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    #23

    The Temptation Hits Me Every Time I Pass It

    The Temptation Hits Me Every Time I Pass It

    Dontwalkrunsalot Report

    Hyde and Seek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's keeping the creatures from hell out,obviously

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    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chain on it just makes this so much better!

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me tell you, if it was open, and the sign said “always keep gate open”, I’d have an existential crisis unless and until I closed it. Open so much more tempting than closed!

    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep it closed. We never know what happen if we open it

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagined Beavis and Butthead "Breaking the law! Breaking the law!" LOL

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a portal into a darker time and place. You don't want to go there.

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll need a run up but you got this, you can do it.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of someone who has a door in their front yard for no reason

    Cheryl Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the added chain to keep it closed??!!!

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    #24

    Top Security

    Top Security

    1Nexx1 Report

    Allan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years back, mine was dumber

    InfectedVoiceBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made the mistake of tying my dog to one of those many years ago while I popped in the post office, safe to say not a good idea I heard a crashing noise and came back out to my dog running around in circles with this sandwich board dragging behind him making all sorts of noise, I was lucky he didn't hurt himself it was a total lapse of judgement, the dog didn't know what was happening, I laugh now but holy c**p what a idiotic thing to do.

    If you are looking to decrease your home’s risk of an invasion but you simply don’t have the resources to install a complex security system, have no fear. There are other methods you can take to deter intruders. “The most important criteria in deterring the burglars we surveyed were alarm systems, dogs, and indications of people inside. Lights were also an important indicator,” says Professor Joe Kuhns. “Burglars don't want to have a conversation. Anything you can do to create a perception that the home is occupied and active is helpful." And if you’re on vacation, it’s helpful to have a neighbor or friend picking up your mail and newspapers. Those can be easy giveaways that no one is home if they start piling up.  

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    #25

    Security Level: -9000

    Security Level: -9000

    ROOTBEER360 Report

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they are really banking on the honesty is the best policy sign.

    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should add text: 'This is real CCTV'

    IcyPenguinToes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that wall says "Einstein" it somehow seems extra bad haha

    Roborowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The result after the previous cameras were stolen?

    That one g i r l
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best security for your schools budget

    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best security is the appearance of security. ??? Or security is just an illusion.

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some next-level genius there! Lol

    #26

    Top-Notch Security At My Local Daycare Center

    Top-Notch Security At My Local Daycare Center

    gorbok Report

    Polly Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might foil a preschooler, which is probably the point

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's exactly the point. The buttons are too high to reach, and the code is hard to read for a small child. Stops them going AWOL.

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be to prevent children accessing a specific part of the daycare, such as the admin/office or kitchen, but allowing parents to enter. Some daycare centres in NZ have interconnected rooms for the different age groups but have another room, such as a kitchen, which isn't safe for children to access. Or it could be the exit to the carpark. Again - prevention is for the children, not the adults.

    FactcheckerGeneral
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ACKTUALLY the C isn't part of the code, it's the button that resets the lock between attempted code entries.

    Griffin McKinley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What why? Why not a reset button? People have different keypads

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    Mary Mosher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually. some senior's residences use this system ... people can get in, but seniors with dementia cannot wander out. I would guess some preschools would make use of this system too.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's New Zealand, where common sense isn't an endangered species.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not trying to keep you out … just to keep the tots in… right?

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they need another sign saying don't let anyone know the code

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My FIL lived at an Alzheimer’s facility; the door code was posted like this but the patients could not remember it long enough to enter it :(

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure they told the employees a secret code to the passcode unless anyone forgets it

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    #27

    Checked Into The Last Room Available Late Last Night In The Middle Of Nowhere

    Checked Into The Last Room Available Late Last Night In The Middle Of Nowhere

    RobbinsTexas Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they were never heard from again?

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just proves how much is just security theater. If someone wanted to break in they can and apparently did previously!

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    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to move the furniture up to the door

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a room in Atlanta that had door bent from being pried open with a crow bar. Scratches and everything. Bolted and fastened the $*** out of the locks on the inside, and jammed a chair under the handle.

    Jon Jobling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a good line to start a song!, next should be “ windows were barred bed was so hard, air con was broken and there’s no air”

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very reassuring, that is.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to get a different motel

    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you move all the furniture in front of the door.

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    I sincerely hope your place of residence or place of business has much better security than any of the examples on this list. In a perfect world, we would not need to worry about taking security measures, but unfortunately, it’s best to just avoid taking any risks. Keep upvoting the photos that you find most pathetic, and then let us know in the comments what the worst security you’ve ever witnessed was. And if you’re interested in checking out a list of tips from ex-burglars to help you keep your home safe, head on over to this Bored Panda article next. 

    #28

    How My Little Brother Locked His Bike

    How My Little Brother Locked His Bike

    LeviAhlen Report

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the next owners really appreciated it though 😜

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    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: How my little brother locked his FORMER bike.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And right in front of a stairway!

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son undid my bicycle lock, calling out each of the numbers loudly.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well no one has ever stolen it

    to old to care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to teach him a lesson :-)

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    #29

    Cop At My University Forgot His Bicycle Lock. So He Improvised

    Cop At My University Forgot His Bicycle Lock. So He Improvised

    prettyflyforaryguy Report

    enohPilivE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually brilliant...

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except every key is the same... I wonder if any of the other guards had any fun with that?

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrists on this set of handcuffs are a long way apart. What species of student do they have?

    No Clue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are leg irons. Like handcuffs, but they go on the ankles.

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    Nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea until you need those leg shackles lol!

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he read the bike's rights first

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    #30

    We Have Good Security At My School

    We Have Good Security At My School

    Vmpi Report

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys! look at how pretty the sky is!

    Eli K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the wall looks much nicer to the camera

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    Roborowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play hide and seek with surveillance camera. "... 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100 Ready or not, here I come!"

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone tries to steal that wall, they'll know immediately.

    Salena Moffat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a camera has an existential crisis...

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make sure nobody steals the wall.

    Alexander Neil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have problems with rogue pigeons.

    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... This wall is pretty suspicious

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    #31

    My Dad's High Dollar Security System

    My Dad's High Dollar Security System

    bondog Report

    NannyChachi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it works it ain't stupid.

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true. my friends house her back sliding door is broken. so a piece of a cut wooden broon handle goes in the track to keep it from sliding

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    Francesa Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar during a hurricane to make sure the door wouldn't blow open. Yes it opened in. Water still got through, but the door stayed shut.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A house this nice, and they can't afford proper security?

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being house poor is a very common thing. People will nearly bankrupt themselves buying a gorgeous house, and then have very little left for furniture, insurance, a fancy security system, etc. Loads of people have no idea how to budget and end up living beyond their means

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    aka Belly Button
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have marble floors and a pillar, how is it that this is your security system?

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called being House Poor. All the money went into buying the house and mortgage. Bet you good money they have very little furniture too

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    Esme Weatherwax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hook a mug over the door handle to stop the dog opening it.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legos, I promise you'll hear me curse all through the house. I speak from experience as the mother of a Lego fanatic for 28 years this month. He doesn't live with us anymore yet I'm still storing them and finding them all over the house

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but butting it up against the corner of the crown molding is probably gonna cause some damage if anyone attempts. I’m assuming that’s the least of their worries, however, considering they felt they had to do this in the first place. Lol

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sucks ----- good push, and the beam to right will pivot on beam to bottom right, and its allllll over. Also, it's glass. One brick, no issue. Oy.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did something similar after someone kicked in my kitchen door. Used a 2x4 braced against opposing wall and held under door k**b due to length. One thing for sure, they weren't coming through that door again.

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    #32

    This Barcode (Anti-Theft) Device. Good Luck Reading That Part Of The Book

    This Barcode (Anti-Theft) Device. Good Luck Reading That Part Of The Book

    DrButtholeAndCo Report

    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the book is "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

    Josh Cutts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was torn between The God Delusion and God is Not Great - I’m glad you remembered!

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    Donny Bereznak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to read the roots of morality.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a ridiculous idea….did no one see the problem here?

    Dorothy Stovall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously done by an illiterate idiot.

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be PISSED. Edit: nvm, this just pisses me off. I cant even look at it, so much disrespect towards books if they did this to more than 1

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PAGE 261??? NOT EVEN THE START OR THE END????? OR THE CORNER?!

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    #33

    Entire Computer And Security System Relies On That Plug, We Can’t Unplug It To Fix This

    Entire Computer And Security System Relies On That Plug, We Can’t Unplug It To Fix This

    vitaminrat Report

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single point of failure. Always a bad thing for something that important.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was fitting some carpets in an office once and the lad who worked for me pulled out a standard house plug from a socket. Within a few seconds phones started ringing. It was apparently the main source of the companies software for about twenty branches. Whoops.

    CozyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does the socket look shocked/annoyed as well?🤪😳

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, then how did the face plate get off to begin with? Looks like a new outlet was installed🤔🤔

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be very quick and hope the power supplies has a big enough capacitors :D

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is an OOPS! You'd still have to power down to the install the UPS.

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has to be a maintenance window!

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is feeding a ups. It's an apc brand going by the plug. Unplug it and put the plate on. The real reason it's not on is the plywood pushed the front out too far. The plate just won't mount.

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    #34

    Securing Bolt Cutters From Shoplifting With A Small Chain

    Securing Bolt Cutters From Shoplifting With A Small Chain

    NewZephyr49 Report

    Donny Bereznak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chain is there for testing. Like the paper on a board to test markers at an art store.

    Cordelia Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears too many people can't tell this is a joke.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, if only there was something handy which can cut through chains.

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else would you test the product

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this works fine since there is by the looks no chance to cut the chain in this setup

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chain is above the pivot point of the cutters. You can open them the width of the chain and just remove.

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. Its chained. We cant steal it. Whatever will we do. *yawn*

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO! Who's the genius who thought this up?

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AutoZone once had certain tools secured With small wire. So thieves would kype a pair of wire cutters and cut the cable. So in addition to losing the tool the store also lost a pair of wire cutters.

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    #35

    Done Adding The Security Tag Boss

    Done Adding The Security Tag Boss

    Polymer15 Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean okay yeah no this one’s just silly

    #36

    I Cycled Past This Car And Glanced Over It. I Couldn't Believe It, So I Stopped And Circled Around Again. Is It Worth It?

    I Cycled Past This Car And Glanced Over It. I Couldn't Believe It, So I Stopped And Circled Around Again. Is It Worth It?

    schizoduckie Report

    Boudewijn van der Mik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it isn't a car but a 4 wheel moped. You do not need a car drivers license, insurance is cheap and you don't pay road taxes. They do get stolen often though. Or at least it makes it to the newspapers, because there is a heartbreaking story behind it. Owners are poor and often disabled.

    Alethia Nyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what country its like that, but it's a car in Australia and follows ordinary car rules in Australia. It drives as fast as a car, it requires a licence, and follows regular road rules. I think you are thinking of mobility scooters, which are very different to smart cars.

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That car is so small it looks like someone could just pick it up and carry it away!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how Mr. Bean would do it

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sense frustration from a previous theft

    Charlene Elise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um so just a quick thought... I am not a car thief but I feel like if I were in the business of being one who has chosen "vehicle thievery" as my occupation... then I, most likely, would not even consider this car? I could be wrong but this car is sh!t in a high speed police chase (pit maneuvers). It is cute though.

    Bella V
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be the BEST car to steal because NO ONE would expect it's stolen! what would you notice first? A Camero or this thing?

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    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only have to worry about the car being stolen if the circus is in town, would make for a great clown car

    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Smart security.

    Carol Hume
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is 'is it worth it?' Yes it very much is to the person that owns it. Loosing your car may be an inconvenience to most but it could be devastating to others.

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    #37

    Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Product's Design Or The Store's Security

    Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Product's Design Or The Store's Security

    JiveMonkey Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah for sure “car charger” 😳

    Masha Aguer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually Is a car adapter fot USB cords

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must of been what was hidden in moms bathroom drawer

    Pantea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly thought it's a dildo.

    aka Belly Button
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didn’t even notice the design flaw

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a plastic hook instead of a plastic hole going over the metal bar. Just pop it off.

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    Pam Akers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Product's design definitely worse.

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look where hanging on the rod. Real secure!

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my d i c k looked like that I would surely be asking for help!

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    #38

    This Garage In The Hood Has A Security Polaroid Camera

    This Garage In The Hood Has A Security Polaroid Camera

    dnack Report

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Security squirrel on duty. Hides in gutter and is trained to push button. For heavens sake, don't make him push the button... you will most certainly come to regret it...

    Trish Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Where is "you're" needed? That wouldn't be proper in this post.

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but to be fair they may think kids have no clue what a Polaroid camera is so this may be a good fakeout

    Mary Hiers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a (non-functional) Kodak Brownie movie camera at a thrift store and put it up as a joke security camera next to my front door.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re banking on the fact that whoever is littering is too young to know what a Polaroid camera actual is.

    Tessb90
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately as with everything, they've Re-Released Polaroid cameras, and several other types of instant cameras, to capitalise on the fact that the younger generation have pretty much only had digital versions of photos their entire lives; so a physical version becomes a novelty.

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    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY IS THIS NOT #1?!?! I can't stop laugh-crying! Lmao

    Tessb90
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do Polaroids have digital back-ups these days? Or, is this more of an honesty system type thing, and you're supposed to take a picture of your offending and then slide it under the door?

    AppleBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it’s basically a selfie machine

    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't run off with the picture

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    #39

    A Security Expert

    A Security Expert

    MikeTheBum Report

    Legoinsinööri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The screw holes show that the clasp has been at right height. Whoever added the metal plate either left the counterpart untouched or took picture in mid process.

    Heiner Philipp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having owned a hotel, it is worse than it appears... Steel plate was installed to repair a door that was kicked in. Secondary lock had to move up, but handyman did not have the correct tools to install into steel door frame...

    v
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a quantum lock. The two pieces are actually entangled, it just can't be seen without the proper equipment.

    Máté Jancsek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On that level, there was already something, so it would've been too crowded

    Edward H K III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the installer was only wearing one single high-heel on the right foot?

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    #40

    Water Cooled Security System

    Water Cooled Security System

    monkeycpriest Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No birds necessary on this one

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the birds know not to get electrocuted

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    Funhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the different tradesmen don’t communicate with each other.

    #41

    They Take Security Very Seriously

    They Take Security Very Seriously

    canab Report

    Lesley Relph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would probably work in a retirement home with dementia patients.

    Kaisa Koo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, one retirement home had this code lock with code: ” If they are smart enough to use it, they can go out". And it really worked

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    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a facility for special needs people and some cleaning equipment was "protected" by a similar lock with a code right next to the door. It was meant to keep those people outside, who might hurt themselves with the chemicals. The idea was: if you are capable of opening a code locked door, you are smart enough to not drink some cleaner.

    Bec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it isn't for keeping someone out, but for keeping someone else in.

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the door code is?

    A Thousand Years Wide
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be in the employees only section of a business. I work in veterinary and we have multiple closets they are either locked or have code entry. Clients rarely, if ever go through this section. Only the occasional UPS person or maintenance.

    WallO'Fire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a school for dyslexic kids, opening the door is the final test

    AK to LV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a code for our study lab. It was written on the bulletin board in the form of a phone number. The last 4 digits were the code.

    Jessisaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of The Stanley Parable.

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to put a really annoying alarm when the wring code is pressed. Then post the wrong code.

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    #42

    Meanwhile In India

    Meanwhile In India

    reddit.com Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay wait but is this secretly smart or am I not so secretly dumb?? Would the sandals prevent the bike from riding away properly?

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, exactly--it wouldn't stop a determined thief, but it will stop a casual or lazy one, since they can't just hop on and ride away.

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    Jyothish Pillai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who don't get it... In Indian culture, you need to remove your footwear before entering most places... Temples, Church, Offices, etc... This lock is not to protect the cycle, it's to protect the footwear from being stolen. 😄

    Vivek Mhatre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In India, you have to remove your footwear when you enter a place of worship or residential place. This is a good idea as you wont be able to pedal away. the lock will prevent the wheel from spinning, as a bonus it also protects the sandals

    penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would actually stop me from stealing...

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cultural equivalent of the Denver boot

    NannyChachi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't the lock cord go up when the wheel turned thus preventing it from making a compete rotation? It would also catch on the wires on the sides of the metal thing with the 2 red dots. What is that? A luggage rack? Lol lol

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worse would be to come back and find only the sandals missing.

    SabbeRubbish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add stench for improved security

    KindnessMatters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live in a culture where you must remove your shoes before entering a home or church this makes total sense. A thief can't ride the bike away AND your good slippers don't get stolen.

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    #43

    Just When I Didn't Think The People That Come To My Store Could Get Any Dumber

    Just When I Didn't Think The People That Come To My Store Could Get Any Dumber

    Mattyice0228 Report

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when that waste basket is there

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That eliminates 100% of thieves with poor upper body strength.

    Shashonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your options are this slim, at least put the lock through a tire spoke also to keep the lazy thief at bay.

    Allen Scherr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supply something your customers can use then please. It's your store.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they just diss their own store?

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the better to trip everyone walking down the sidewalk /s

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the blue thing, anyway? Is it a ram-raid bollard, or is it just there to be in the way?

    SJones
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve learned never, ever underestimate the power of dumb!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course. I use to think I wasn't as smart as most people but after seeing a lot of this kind of s**t...

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    #44

    No Way Your Bike Is Getting Stolen Now

    No Way Your Bike Is Getting Stolen Now

    hannahsimpson Report

    Spinaap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the wheel is locked in bars it might actually work ... geometry might be a good friend here

    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but it might also depend on how easy it is to remove the front wheel. On my bike, you just flip a lever and the front wheel pops off.

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    Chris Shirley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ingenius...you can't move the handlebars enough to get it out of the lock.

    #45

    Lax Security

    Lax Security

    ccampo Report

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell is stealing stool softeners and laxatives? Grandma? Just let her have the damn things! Oh, wait, I guess they technically did 🤣

    enohPilivE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opioid addicts suffering from constipation. No seriously. But this isn't to prevent theft, it's intended to prevent smash and grab clothesline into cart...think of the $950 target of Prop 47 in California.

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be easy to spot who stole them

    Aimee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I've been noticing this every where now. Pain relief meds and kids meds too all kinds of stuff. From what I've read theives are taking small items like these and reselling online.

    Lovencaress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of teens use laxatives to get high if you take enough of them it has the same high as heroin that's why we have have to put them up at my pharmacy

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    #46

    Security In Walmart Is Top Notch

    Security In Walmart Is Top Notch

    Canthandlemyhandle Report

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the size of the gap you can probably just reach your hand in and take it out

    Never Stop Learning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just enough to stop the shop lifters from sweeping the entire shelf's content into their bags and making a run out the door.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man they had a security lock on a $2 nail file last time i went. They go way overboard at Walmart; it's sad

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking, that mascara is $3-4... does it really need that kind of security???

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    LuckyPineapple
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that’s their overstock cage in the back room

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    #47

    The Anti-Theft System On This Surface Pro

    The Anti-Theft System On This Surface Pro

    stalkhold Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owl is always watching 👀 same with idk security personnelle and cameras

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you remove the tablet portion, there is a very loud alarm that sounds. They have these in sams club and costco.

    Aesthetic Studios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw some iPads with the magnet Apple Pencil that you can take the Apple Pencil away because it is not comnecting to anything in Apple Store...

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the owl was the security system

    Alethia Nyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the left of the picture you can see the cord from the next one along, showing two security cords, one for the typecover one for the surface. I'm pretty sure you just can't see the one for the surface that's been picked up because it's attached to the back of it and and the wrong angle.

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cord for the screen is right there. It’s the unplugged black cord

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    #48

    Nice Security System Sears

    Nice Security System Sears

    flatblackvw Report

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern solutions to ancient problems

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why they went out of business

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have hit the nail on the head... instead they screwed up.

    #49

    Redneck Car Security

    Redneck Car Security

    Higgs-Bosun Report

    enohPilivE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. This is intended to keep the door just latched. Clown probably holds it closed when he drives. OP Panda missed the type of stupidity which was applied to this solution.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they roll down the window to latch it?

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to keep the door shut. In some US states, this would pass inspection, unfortunately.

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not for security. That's to keep the door closed cause it's broken. 😂

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m seriously surprised at how few people understand this

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    Frank H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear growling, incomprehensible muttering and furious rattling at the doors

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    John Powers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked at junkyards. Be surprised how often see this same thing done

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's not going to be able to get out because the window doesn't roll down

    Hippopotamuses
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    3 years ago

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    #50

    Fantastic Security Around Here

    Fantastic Security Around Here

    Jay_Do Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always happens when I play Portal. :-)

    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The camera needed a rest. It got tired.

    Raphael Biock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have to watch the ants on the wall. They're planning something...

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the wall appears to be wall

    Karin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmm very fat pigeon?

    Legoinsinööri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My worst fear installing them. Although are there holes on the wall for it?

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    #51

    This Installed Gate

    This Installed Gate

    Gingerninja613 Report

    #52

    These $50 Carabiners Have A Security Lock Even Though You Can Just Unhook Them

    These $50 Carabiners Have A Security Lock Even Though You Can Just Unhook Them

    MajorSoulja Report

    IcyPenguinToes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot for carabiner...

    Emily Manning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for something like rock climbing or something where the quality is REALLY important. Still sounds pretty pricey though

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    #53

    Security At My Kid's Nursery Is Void. As They Stick The Code Next To The Door Pad (But Only For Parents)

    Security At My Kid's Nursery Is Void. As They Stick The Code Next To The Door Pad (But Only For Parents)

    Slaiyve Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you’ll find most nursery aged children can’t read.

    Arwen
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most potential kidnappers can though…

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    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whether they can read, or not, they are learning (or already know) their numbers. They’ve provided a great matching game for them.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give the code to parents by email or something

    #54

    At Home Security

    At Home Security

    LAFoodieBen Report

    Edward H K III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to feel safe… But… you love to show off your BUSH

    Tianna Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! How can I possibly get in now?!!

    WHY
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of one of the people in my neighborhood who had a door set up in their yard with nothing attached to it

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the plants a few years to grow and the door will work for you

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks very short, as well.

    #55

    Security Is Up

    Security Is Up

    DeuSovKam Report

    Vonkiedool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me when the owner at Londlozi Game reserve had us install security fence around one of the lodges, only two electrified wires at a height of 1.8m high, thought it weird until he said he only wants to keep the elephants out and make them stop emptying the swimming pool

    #56

    No One Will Be Able To Steal A Grill Now

    No One Will Be Able To Steal A Grill Now

    PsychodelicMentor Report

    Pookah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't steal A GRILL, only multiples

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice of them to leave enough slack to allow someone to load them into their truck one at a time.

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    Melissa J
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 for 1 deal on Barbeque grills 😂

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grills are safe. It's the yellow post being secured.

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    #57

    Security Door

    Security Door

    JIGGA_HERTZ Report

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never drink soda, but now I want a coke sooo badly.

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see the problem here. It leads to some kind of kitchen and prevents customers from just walking in there

    Dee D'sa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One can just jump over the counter to get to the kitchen.

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    #58

    Security At My Local Theme Park

    Security At My Local Theme Park

    Switchy249 Report

    Funhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears that the fence structure on the right can be adjusted to close the gap to the turnstile as needed.

    InfectedVoiceBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That metal fence is solid mate that ain't going nowhere.

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    Shayda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I can squeeze through if I suck in lol

    #59

    Now How Am I Going To Get Home?

    Now How Am I Going To Get Home?

    RalphN8rH8r Report

    Vonkiedool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are screwed if there is a sign saying keep of the grass

    Maggie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll have to go the short way round

    #60

    Maximum Security

    Maximum Security

    Horse_Pickle1 Report

    laka puka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finland, I used to live in that neighbourhood.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the cars that are following the clearly visible tire tracks from other cars going around it... 🙂

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    #61

    My Fiancé's Attempt At Locking Herself In Her Childhood Room During Her "Angsty" Phase In Highschool

    My Fiancé's Attempt At Locking Herself In Her Childhood Room During Her "Angsty" Phase In Highschool

    coreycamera Report

    #62

    Attempt At Securing A Car Park Entry (Melbourne)

    Attempt At Securing A Car Park Entry (Melbourne)

    andymundo Report

    Natty Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that bad of an attempt all things considered

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♀️ Anyone got scissors ✂️🤪

    #63

    My Gas Cap Stopped Closing Properly, So I Came Up With A Solution

    My Gas Cap Stopped Closing Properly, So I Came Up With A Solution

    0311fml Report

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more to keep the door closed than it is to keep people from opening it.

    #64

    There Was An Attempt To Secure The Garden

    There Was An Attempt To Secure The Garden

    Jus_Jaisinghani Report

    Needmorecowbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think they need to worry about keeping people out of that particular garden.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly you want to secure in this garden?

    #65

    Damn, I Forgot The Gate Code

    Damn, I Forgot The Gate Code

    luckytopher Report

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, gawd! I'll be waiting here for hours until someone else comes home to let me in!😫😏🙃

    #66

    This Security Camera Which Is Facing The Wall

    This Security Camera Which Is Facing The Wall

    Afrocrow Report

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being punished for missing the last break in?

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is neither professional nor ethical.

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    #67

    Our University Has The Best Security System

    Our University Has The Best Security System

    Mircenall Report

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s great security when the hall is really crowded. It weeds the nuts out (get it - cuz it’s at crotch level and men and their prized possessions and such?).

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also sideways, facing the wrong angle to turn for passerbys, so they will walk right straight into it rather than accidentally push it 😂

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    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO in their right mind would put a tiny gate in a large area?

    #68

    When The Christmas Spirit Outweighs Security

    When The Christmas Spirit Outweighs Security

    jayiss Report

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you need to be naughty without Santa finding out.

    #69

    Security Camera With Off Switch Right Below?

    Security Camera With Off Switch Right Below?

    Finnjrrigney Report

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be a smart a*s, but if the camera records me approaching it and then I turn it off, this will be evidence that I was up to something, right?

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks as though you could come from the right and bend down to unplug it without being on camera.

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    #70

    Just Arrived In My Hometown And Someone Stole The Wheels Of My Bike. Now I Have To Walk 6km With A Bike Frame On My Back

    Just Arrived In My Hometown And Someone Stole The Wheels Of My Bike. Now I Have To Walk 6km With A Bike Frame On My Back

    Slyvan25 Report

    Justin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first i thought it was sinking into the sidewalk

    B-flat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens in the Netherlands quite often. They see locked bikes as a mix and match system. From I bike with the chain lock only through the front wheel, you steel the rest of the bike. And you complete the bike again by steeling a front wheel from a bike that has the chain lock through the frame.

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    #71

    Attempt At Security

    Attempt At Security

    filthyhabitz Report

    Unstable_Artist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever posted this probably just unplugged it and then took the photto

    #72

    How Not To Secure A Door

    How Not To Secure A Door

    OneBoot_Cycles Report

    nbHawkeye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably put a sticker there saying Code: 80085 while the actual code is something completely different.

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the third failed attempt triggers a silent alarm.

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    #73

    My School's Security Gate

    My School's Security Gate

    SallySteak Report

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet some small kids could squeeze under that

    #74

    This Security Lock Doesn’t Work Too Well

    This Security Lock Doesn’t Work Too Well

    Tasty_fries Report

    #75

    "Secure" Parking Lot Has Horizontal Bars A Child Could Climb

    "Secure" Parking Lot Has Horizontal Bars A Child Could Climb

    jamcdonald120 Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're big fans of parkour.

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe these aren't there for security?

    #76

    Security Standards May Be Slipping

    Security Standards May Be Slipping

    Skanzie Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that makes sense if it is a fire escape

    MacFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the outside of the fire escape. Should open without code from the inside...

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    Tessb90
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that they've solved the security issues here judging from the pry marks on the door.

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    #77

    My Company Upgraded Their Security System

    My Company Upgraded Their Security System

    thinkdeep Report

    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bigger one is teaching the small one how to be a security camera

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It´s not stupid if it works.

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A camera on top of a camera.....The camera on top is probably a backup in case the camera on the bottom goes wonky

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be that one has a wider view angle than the other.

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    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In David Attenborough voice: Here we see the female security camera, carrying her baby on her back. The females carry their young like this, teaching them the ways of surveillance, until they're ready to go out on their own. Males of this species generally don't take part in the rearing of their offspring, & typically spend much of their time staring at walls. Security cameras tend to be sleek, small, & cute, when young, but mature into clunky, boxy, rather ugly adults. They often have symbiotic relationships with other species, such as sparrows. They will provide them shelter, & in return, they birds provide the cameras with protection from predators, such as security guards, who would use them as working animals, often driving them to complete exhaustion before throwing them away like obsolete trash. Some have bright plumage, like glowing lights. But most are rather dull & quiet, & they use this camouflage to sneak up on & ambush their prey, the favorite of which is the common thief.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their numbers are thriving. However, the Security Camera is, sadly, often a very underappreciated species.

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    #78

    You Had One Job, Gate

    You Had One Job, Gate

    evan274 Report

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom is probably broken off and/or missing a second boom on the other side. Boom gates get broken A LOT.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my guess too. Prob got tired of replacing them and just left it short.

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    #79

    Security Gate In A Russian Parking Lot

    Security Gate In A Russian Parking Lot

    copyranter Report

    Willem Groenewald
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously they figured out that nothing in Russia will keep thugs out, like borders, so they just gave up.

    #80

    This Security Door Is A Ladder

    This Security Door Is A Ladder

    Reyke Report

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladder? I don't think it would be easy to climb?

    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignore the gate. It would be far, far easier to climb the railing above the wall.

    #81

    "Thou Shall Not Pass"

    "Thou Shall Not Pass"

    perfect_square Report

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fences are expensive they could afford the door

    #82

    This Gate For Security Doesn’t Close Properly

    This Gate For Security Doesn’t Close Properly

    CyonicGhost Report

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of the slabs is missing (thiefs?)

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you suggesting that thieves stole a slab out of a building, or is it just my insomnia bending my mind?

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    #83

    High Security ATM

    High Security ATM

    MoppitMan Report

    WHY
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017