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Dylan Bess

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Dylan Bess • upvoted 5 items 3 years ago

Answer On An English Exam Paper

40 Hilarious Times People Ordered Something Online But It Wasn't What They Received (New Pics)

Win

Answer On An English Exam Paper

40 Hilarious Times People Ordered Something Online But It Wasn't What They Received (New Pics)

Win

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

could be any number of reasons,for example, maybe this person was painting while drinking coffee and went to get a refill and grabbed the wrong cup, thigs like this happen quite often

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

Oh no! Anyway...

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

Oh no, he didn't get to make a video and the firemen dared to save his life /s

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Dylan Bess • commented on 6 posts 3 years ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

I think they photographed a piece of paper with the bottom two circles, added the top one in, then added the text. Looks good!

30 Times "Raising Morale" Completely Backfired For Management, As Shared In This Online Thread

Find another website to spam on, or pay to rent advertisement space on this one, if you make so much money.

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

I think they photographed a piece of paper with the bottom two circles, added the top one in, then added the text. Looks good!

30 Times "Raising Morale" Completely Backfired For Management, As Shared In This Online Thread

Find another website to spam on, or pay to rent advertisement space on this one, if you make so much money.

30 Satisfying Stories Of Overconfident People Getting Put In Their Place, As Shared In This Online Group

He was still screwed with after the fact, too. I remember at the end of the year this kid Charlie was yeeting Mike and Ike candies at Aidan from across the Spanish room while the Spanish sub could not give less of a sh1t. That is, until i found a piece of wood and broke it up into pieces for Charlie to throw next.

30 Satisfying Stories Of Overconfident People Getting Put In Their Place, As Shared In This Online Group

There was this kid Aidan in middle school who always said he would call his lawyer if we screwed with him. He was a pushover, so everyone did screw with him. Then he finally got in the cool kids circle (kind of) and they were horsing around and from the account of some of the guys there, he followed through on a dare to pee on his friends hat. He got suspended for a week, and when he got back, i said, “ Looks like your lawyer from Best Buy didn’t cut it, huh?” (His dad is a lawyer.)

104 Brutally Hilarious Comics For People Who Like Dark Humour

The sad thing is I started doing this at the age of 12 when I got lunch money

Fun Comics With Funny Twists Made By This Artist (24 New Pics)

Imagine if there was a chess game with a mortal combat level animation for each piece taken

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Dylan Bess • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)

Dylan Bess • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

Do you need a personal loan today? No, I need you to shut up Judy

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

Beat me to it

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

I’m always sleepy. When I yawn which is basically at least 2 times an hour my eyes also get watery which gets annoying quick. I slept for 13 hours today and I‘m STILL FREAKING TIRED

30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs

Wouldn’t people be able to see inside and/or reach in it to unlock it?

29 Times People Online Actually Got Revenge On Their Bullies And It Was Sweet Like Honey

There was this kid who liked to grab my -cherries- in school. As the school i transferred from the year before has a lot of stairs, i had a lot of muscles on my leg, and kneed him in the balls. Never touched me again. I still use this today, and it’s very effective.

29 Times People Online Actually Got Revenge On Their Bullies And It Was Sweet Like Honey

I kill em with The Knee. My friends in school have learned to stop messing with me.

Deeply Unsettling: 50 Terrifying Pictures To Give You The Creeps

Grape woman

Deeply Unsettling: 50 Terrifying Pictures To Give You The Creeps

Enderman

30 Times People Were Shocked At How Bad New York Apartments Are And Posted These Pics As Proof

Forn

87 Relatable Comics About Everyday Life Revelations By This Artist

My friend has absolutely atrocious handwriting. even when i do manage to read it, many of the words are improper grammar. For example, he spelled silent as “sighlent”, and confirmed that was the intended word before saying I just “couldn’t read his handwriting”. No s**t, i copied/drew a copy of his handwriting in my notebook and asked people what it said, not a single person out of 14 students translated the entire excerpt correctly (about 25 words) according to him.

87 Relatable Comics About Everyday Life Revelations By This Artist

This is me. Every time someone is giving out candy i don't like, i take and give it to the person who wants one.

87 Relatable Comics About Everyday Life Revelations By This Artist

What?

87 Relatable Comics About Everyday Life Revelations By This Artist

I did not need to see that

"Really Bad Design Memes" Is A Place Online Where Designers Go For A Good Laugh (30 Pics)

He shall punish the non believers of the statefarm

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Dylan Bess • upvoted 8 items 4 years ago

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

The repeat comment thing is a BP site issue. It's happened to me off & on for the last year or two. It's not something any of us Pandas do intentionally.

131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

How would they taste dipped in Honey Mustard?

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

The repeat comment thing is a BP site issue. It's happened to me off & on for the last year or two. It's not something any of us Pandas do intentionally.

131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

How would they taste dipped in Honey Mustard?

Russia Just Invaded Ukraine And People Are Going Online To Let Others Know How Scary It Is (30 Posts)

Hello all, am Ukrainian Soldier stationed and about to beginning fighting in Donetsk, me and my brothers are wanting everyone to know Ukraine will not fall, we are all fight till are dying breathes to defend our homeland we not allow them to get near Kyiv we are men and they are boys. They are not taking us without a fight. Edit 1; We have repelled the attack on Kharkiv, they have taken Chernobyl, are pushing them back in Donbas and Luhansk, shelling from Belarus border and missile strike are hitting Kyiv and evac busses and bus stations are hit with strike from Russia. Edit 2; Zemeiniy Island has fallen, all of guardsmen stationed there are killed, but never surrendered, DDOS attacks are hit us on frontline and in Kyiv, Pervomaisk has fallen.

People Are Sharing The Most Infuriating Things About Their Homes, Here Are 40 Of The Worst

Oh common. Masturbation, masturbation, masturbation. So thats out of my system. Masturbation is normal boys and girls.

People Are Sharing The Most Infuriating Things About Their Homes, Here Are 40 Of The Worst

Time for public masturbation

29 Times People Online Actually Got Revenge On Their Bullies And It Was Sweet Like Honey

Laziness

29 Times People Online Actually Got Revenge On Their Bullies And It Was Sweet Like Honey

He had just started a treatment to stop being a bully, and you steal the medicine?

"Really Bad Design Memes" Is A Place Online Where Designers Go For A Good Laugh (30 Pics)

Jake from state farm is offended by this

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Dylan Bess • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me An Interesting Thought You’ve Had

Dylan Bess • submitted 12 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Weird Fear You Have?

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Tricked A Teacher? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me An Interesting Thought You’ve Had

Hey Pandas, Share Anything

Hey Pandas, Post A Meme You Have Saved On Your Phone

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Parents Do Or Did That Completely Aggravates You? (Closed)

Hey, Pandas! What's An Interesting Fact Or Thought You Have But Can't Really Tell Others Since It's Too Random? (Closed)

Hey Pandas! Brag About Something

Hey Pandas, What Is One Of Your Weirdest Dreams You Have Ever Had?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Be A President, Leader, Or Something Similar For A Day, What Laws Would You Make? (Closed)

Dylan Bess • commented on 6 posts 3 years ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

I think they photographed a piece of paper with the bottom two circles, added the top one in, then added the text. Looks good!

30 Times "Raising Morale" Completely Backfired For Management, As Shared In This Online Thread

Find another website to spam on, or pay to rent advertisement space on this one, if you make so much money.

30 Satisfying Stories Of Overconfident People Getting Put In Their Place, As Shared In This Online Group

104 Brutally Hilarious Comics For People Who Like Dark Humour

The sad thing is I started doing this at the age of 12 when I got lunch money

Fun Comics With Funny Twists Made By This Artist (24 New Pics)

Imagine if there was a chess game with a mortal combat level animation for each piece taken

Dylan Bess • commented on 14 posts 4 years ago

50 Pictures From The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity"

“No, they’ve been scientifically proven to kill braincells and reinforce democratic thoughts”

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

I have a very strong urge to smash my screen with my forehead right now

50 Embarrassing Posts Shared By Clueless Americans (New Pics)

I learnt that stuff in 3rd grade.

131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Finally someone else who likes honey mustard

50 ‘Not Common Facts’ Shared By This Instagram Page With 7.2M Followers

Me who read this at 1:54 AM

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

Do you need a personal loan today? No, I need you to shut up Judy

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

Beat me to it

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

I’m always sleepy. When I yawn which is basically at least 2 times an hour my eyes also get watery which gets annoying quick. I slept for 13 hours today and I‘m STILL FREAKING TIRED

30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs

Wouldn’t people be able to see inside and/or reach in it to unlock it?

29 Times People Online Actually Got Revenge On Their Bullies And It Was Sweet Like Honey

I kill em with The Knee. My friends in school have learned to stop messing with me.

Deeply Unsettling: 50 Terrifying Pictures To Give You The Creeps

Grape woman

Deeply Unsettling: 50 Terrifying Pictures To Give You The Creeps

Enderman

30 Times People Were Shocked At How Bad New York Apartments Are And Posted These Pics As Proof

Forn

Dylan Bess • upvoted 6 items 3 years ago

Answer On An English Exam Paper

40 Hilarious Times People Ordered Something Online But It Wasn't What They Received (New Pics)

Win

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

could be any number of reasons,for example, maybe this person was painting while drinking coffee and went to get a refill and grabbed the wrong cup, thigs like this happen quite often

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

Oh no, he didn't get to make a video and the firemen dared to save his life /s

50 Times People Had No Choice But To Take A Picture Of Their Miserable Fails (New Pics)

Oh no! Anyway...

I don't know why this is the funniest one I've seen so far

Dylan Bess • upvoted 14 items 4 years ago

People Are Sharing The Most Infuriating Things About Their Homes, Here Are 40 Of The Worst

Oh common. Masturbation, masturbation, masturbation. So thats out of my system. Masturbation is normal boys and girls.

People Are Sharing The Most Infuriating Things About Their Homes, Here Are 40 Of The Worst

Time for public masturbation

131 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

How would they taste dipped in Honey Mustard?

Russia Just Invaded Ukraine And People Are Going Online To Let Others Know How Scary It Is (30 Posts)

‘The True Memeing Of Life’: 50 Tastefully Offensive Tweets Shared On This Instagram Page

The repeat comment thing is a BP site issue. It's happened to me off & on for the last year or two. It's not something any of us Pandas do intentionally.

29 Times People Online Actually Got Revenge On Their Bullies And It Was Sweet Like Honey

Laziness

29 Times People Online Actually Got Revenge On Their Bullies And It Was Sweet Like Honey

He had just started a treatment to stop being a bully, and you steal the medicine?

Challenge: Describe Your Last Fart Using Only A Movie Title

A fart and a little extra.

Challenge: Describe Your Last Fart Using Only A Movie Title

Oh no

30 Times People Spotted Employers Who Were ‘Choosing Beggars’ And Just Had To Shame Them Online

Dang $125 a hour sounds lit (ik ik it’s a typo)

30 Times People Spotted Employers Who Were ‘Choosing Beggars’ And Just Had To Shame Them Online

Seriously!? On the high end, that's $2.80 per hour. Only $125/hr on the low end.

30 Times People Spotted Employers Who Were ‘Choosing Beggars’ And Just Had To Shame Them Online

I'm not lovin' it

30 Times People Spotted Employers Who Were ‘Choosing Beggars’ And Just Had To Shame Them Online

I'm going to be unpopular by saying this. If you can't afford a kid, don't have several of them. There's no easy kid and certainly not the plural version. For sure it's not a reason not to pay the nanny.

"Really Bad Design Memes" Is A Place Online Where Designers Go For A Good Laugh (30 Pics)

Don’t upvote your own comment, it’s petty and youre in the wrong by deflecting what matters.

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