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DuckDuckGoose
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Busy panda with 5 baby pandas! Bachelor of Arts honours in criminology and criminal justice (Degree with Honours)
In my spare time 😂 I like to sleep or read about anything crime. DuckDuckGoose was born in the 80’s baby and I don’t do any social media other than here. I am one of the rare ones that still has an identity.
DuckDuckGoose • commented on 21 posts 1 year ago
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DuckDuckGoose • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago
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My body does not make it's own antibodies. So once a week for the last 15 years, I've had to get an infusion of antibodies that are pulled from plasma donations. If you donate plasma- thank you for keeping me alive!
Spent A Couple Years Homeless, Until Recently. I'm Not Much Of A Baker And This Isn't Nearly As Impressive As A Lot Of Posts Here. But Now That I Have Access To A Kitchen, Here's My First Chocolate Chip Banana Bread In Quite Some Time
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That if you unraveled all of the DNA in your body, and stretched it out in a straight line, you'd be dead.
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My body does not make it's own antibodies. So once a week for the last 15 years, I've had to get an infusion of antibodies that are pulled from plasma donations. If you donate plasma- thank you for keeping me alive!Spent A Couple Years Homeless, Until Recently. I'm Not Much Of A Baker And This Isn't Nearly As Impressive As A Lot Of Posts Here. But Now That I Have Access To A Kitchen, Here's My First Chocolate Chip Banana Bread In Quite Some Time
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