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Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?
When I was 9-11 I helped at my church by doing kids church and one day (mind you this kid was like 5) this little kid walked up to me and said "you look like you really need to poop" I legit started laughing my a** off. The actual teacher asked if I was okay and I just said "it looks like I need to poop" ZekeDaNoob • submitted a list addition 2 years ago
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Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?
Not a teacher but I volunteered to help with the preschoolers/elementary schoolers at my church. I had this four year old come up to me and out of the blue he just says “There’s a man in my closet that has no face.” After that he just ran off and continued to play like nothing happened, leaving me confused. I don’t know who his parents were, so I couldn’t tell them what he told me. I did sleep with my closet door closed that night.Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?
When I was 9-11 I helped at my church by doing kids church and one day (mind you this kid was like 5) this little kid walked up to me and said "you look like you really need to poop" I legit started laughing my a** off. The actual teacher asked if I was okay and I just said "it looks like I need to poop"Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?
Not a teacher, but I did sort of teach because my Montessori school was a shitty place and I picked things up easily. Was told by one boy that if the hour hand was closer to a smaller number, it was A.M, but if it was closer to the other number it was P.M. I had to tell him that clocks didn’t show a.m. and p.m. this made him cry because he said his sisters would never know time. 7 year old me just moved on, but in retrospect, something should have been said. Highly suspect his sisters were locked away.
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I teach Koreans. There is no "V" sound in the Korean language, so a lot of stuff with a "V" becomes a "P" or "B". Balentine's Day, for example. They know what a "V" is, so pronunciation just depends on if they've read the word using the Korean alphabet or the English one. One time, a group of students wanted to do a skit about Sailor Venus. So the whole skit was about "Sailor Penis," "Sailor Penis" fights using Penis's power of love, and ties down enemies using her special penis love chain.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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