Absurd-Yet-Funny Situations: 30 New Comics By This Artist

lmao!!!!! soon to be shredded shyla!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard!!

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They block histamine receptors in your brain, and/or body, depending on which kind you take. Histamine causes wakefulness, so if those receptors are blocked, in your CNS, you will be drowsy. They can also slow the heart rate. Oh, and recent studies have found a that in opioid related deaths, where antihistamines were also found in the body, the likelihood of death increased significantly. So, yes, it will mess you up, and possibly kill you.

I don't care if it will mess you up, I just want to know if it will help! 🤧🌱🌼

No. Sorry :)

Probably just pass out and have strange dreams, like you see above…

What I see is that one feels like superhuman and can deal with what caused allergy and deal with that

Same, the flowers are blooming while I am stuck inside taking multiple pills for my allergy that still don’t work well

Eating the forbidden fruit (very likely not an apple though) is an euphemism for developing free will and awareness. Doesn't make the revenge part any better. Though some argue this could have been a test, if humans are ready for the whole world experience, instead of the golden cage, but that's giving a lot of benefit of doubt.

The original translation was ambrosia aka nectar of the gods which later turned into pomegranate. The apple comes from paradise lost

well they translated it to apple, but it was never specified. it could have been any fruit that existed back then (or even one that no longer exists)

Actually it was never an apple but a "forbidden fruit". But unless it's a metaphore it really doesn't make sense to me either.

And it never will.

me to

Don't hold your breath waiting

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1.- It wasn't an apple. 2.- I had read three strips from this guy 3.- I hate them all 3 4.- this one was the last straw

Stay strong

yeah, on a scale of 1-10, she's a 10. a dime!

Slang for a "10"

dime makes sense though, it means she was a 10. just the word "dame" without some kind of adjective doesn't really work

He couldn’t exactly take the shoes, now could he?

I like how you go for that and not that he's seen an optometrist and has glasses 🤓

Because he's classy.

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That joke is hot (sauce)!

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How does a hedgehog hold a bat?

Same rn

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I’m offended. Besides killing a police officer because we needed to escape I’ve only every killed anyone in self defense

That's why you play neutral. If someone's suspicious, just torture them a bit, then apologise and leave their almost unharmed and barely raded village in peace.

THE BARD LMAO

DDO in a nutshell. we don't question what happened to all of the people in Barovia-

XD it's so true tho I do this all the time

Makes sense.