My name is Rob Shauf and I'm a Canadian cartoonist who makes comics about adventuring. I love making these HEROIC comics because I think they remove the 'time barrier to entry' that stops people from enjoying role-playing games.

A lot of people miss out on how fun those games are because they don't have the spare time to invest in them. That being said, each one of these comic strips is a quick bite-sized glimpse into the adventures our hero gets himself into- and it only takes a few seconds to read them. It's all of the RPG joy with none of the RPG time commitment! (Well, for the reader, anyways. It takes me a couple of hours to make each comic strip, but I love making comics, so it's a win-win!)

Other than giving people a laugh, I hope my comics inspire them to try out a role-playing game for themselves. My obvious inspirations would be D&D, tabletop homebrew games, video games like Skyrim, or any of those classic JRPGs such as the Final Fantasy series... but really, any time people participate in a storytelling endeavor is alright by my books.

More info: gogomachrocketsheep.com | twitter.com | Instagram

#1

It's A Glamourous Life

It's A Glamourous Life

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Bonebag Comics
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently the K-word is a no-no. Lol.

LokisLilButterknife
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Enough with then damn censorship BoredPanda, it is beyond idiotic!! Stop with the damned idiocy. What the hell has happened to this site.

Steven de Jong
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, next year they will arrive at censoring everything. We can find a new place where they don't call everyone Karen and censor any word a two-year old might find interesting.

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Barry The Frog
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kill is censored now? What's next, "Stupid"?

Deth Invictus
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The censorship is annoying as all f**k.

Michael Smith
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That and things going wrong. Always things going wrong.

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Like many, when I was a kid in elementary school, my friends and I would make dumb stories together and I’d turn them into comics. The first comic I remember making was called “Crapo and his pet fly,” so you know, very high-brow stuff! I loved making comic strips, xeroxing twenty copies, and handing them out to our classmates. I kept doing this all the way up through college, after which I started posting them online. I’ve been sharing my comic strips online since 2010!

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    #2

    It's A Win, Win, Win

    It's A Win, Win, Win

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    Alexander Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Date the dragon instead the princess seems a bit rude.

    This Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was weirdly expecting that after the dragon said "try me"

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    Grant Christensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably working together. It's a scam to get food and gifts.

    Angelina Petrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like dragons betger then princesses the dragon from shrek is awesome

    John Anderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure they're garlic bread sticks.

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    #3

    Delicious

    Delicious

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    Alex Linden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be called Wing Lotion instead of Wing Juice? I guess that might spoil the punchline. Maybe something more ambiguous. How about Wing Formula?

    Jonathan Allen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure you mean potion not lotion because now I'm just thinking of somebody drinking moisturizer or sun tan lotion

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A.L.W.A.Y.S. R.E.A.D. M.A.G.I.C.A.L. D.I.R.E.C.T.I.O.N.S.

    Marco Tecno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way ppl go when they don't read instructions first

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    Drawing a comic strip doesn’t take very long- my art style is generally simple, so it usually only takes an hour or so to digitally sketch and ink and color. But! Writing a funny comic strip can be quite time-consuming. Sometimes inspiration strikes and it’s almost like the strip writes itself, but most of the time it takes an hour or two of mulling over a bad idea to make it any good. Sometimes there are no ideas for a comic strip at all; that’s usually a good sign that I probably shouldn’t make a comic strip at that moment. Time is the best editor for sure!

    #4

    He's A Well Seasoned Warrior

    He's A Well Seasoned Warrior

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    Trish Ferguson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What fresh garbage is this?" Is definitely being added to my vocabulary.

    Deanne Charlton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a take on Dorothy Parker's line when she answered her telephone: What fresh hell is this?

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    Paige Booke Reed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is going to 'assalt' the immortal slug

    Dean DuPont
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obscure punk rock trivia: there was a band from SF in the early 80s named the Sluglords. Pretty good stuff.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa Fe? San Francisco? Somewhere outside the us that I don't know about?

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    Jake West
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You used SALT on SLUG-LORD"

    HelloID Harbl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p pulling out a 50 kilo pack of salt on a giant slug monster would be a serious flex.

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    #5

    Political Summits

    Political Summits

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    Grant Christensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hid them on the other side, I guess?

    Alex Linden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: Why can't you tell jokes to a kleptomaniac? A: They take everything... literally.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a typical politician.... USES the stairs to easily get to the top, then TAKES them so anyone else trying has difficulty.

    Phendrena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "M'aiq once walked to High Hrothgar. So many steps, he lost count."

    Snake Plisskin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average Skyrim playthrough for me lol

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaking Grey beards and their need to be at the center of the lands meet.

    Mine Truly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were truly accessible, there would be an elevator or ramp.

    Rudolph Daganzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skyrim, throat of the world reference

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    I always used to feel the need to base my comics on some aspect of my real life. After college, I made journal comics that would tell bite-sized stories framed in a funny way about real stuff that happened to me, or I’d write sarcastic strips that were a commentary on stuff I’d see going on around me, but everything I wrote always had its genesis in me. The problem with that (and it sounds dramatic but sticks with me) is that I felt like my life had become a mine and I was constantly digging around in the dirt for content that would make for a good comic. The way I got over that and found joy in making comics again was by leaning into making fictitious comic strips, of which these comics are a great example!

    #6

    Impossible To Know For Sure

    Impossible To Know For Sure

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is profiling. Vampires are perfectly capable of blending seamlessly into human society. If you saw me -i mean, a vampire (because I'm definitely not one) on the street you wouldn't give them a second glance

    Joe (ZeroZX)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ok Bob, let’s take it outside at high noon for a nice fair fight.”

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always felt this way about Gríma Wormtongue - like, really?! This guy's your most trusted advisor?

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The onliest reasons you even COULD see a vampire during the day in fantasy times is if you were either underground or in a room with no windows. Also, fantasy vampires are USUALLY fairly obvious, which is why this one is so funny.

    Michael Rios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were a dentist I'd give a second look.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the "Jarl's Justice" quest from Skyrim.

    Death
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole millenia and these idiots still can't hide their wings

    Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's actually kissed and they censored it?

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    #7

    It’s Important To Take A Break Once In A While

    It’s Important To Take A Break Once In A While

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    Trish Ferguson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His little pinky shows he has class.

    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I return to my house after a long questline

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pinky is a sign of a "hooker" touting for business.

    Allison O'Brien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually in England, only women raise their pinkies. If a man does it it is taken as offendable and rude.

    AltBren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. It isn't. I'm pretty sure you just made that up! It could be considered effeminate, but I've never heard it considered rude.

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    Role-playing games have had a HUGE impact on my creative process. Funnily enough, when I was a kid, the adults in my life thought RPGs were evil. I was forbidden to play them. I was told that RPGs (such as Dungeons and Dragons) were filled with all sorts of bad stuff that would destroy a person’s life eternally (no joke!). The First RPG I ever played was “Zelda: Ocarina of Time” at a friend’s house on their N64. My house had a PlayStation, and a friend told me to check out the Final Fantasy games seeing as I couldn’t get Zelda. I was hooked! It wasn’t until college that I tried Dungeons and Dragons, and I couldn’t believe it: it was just a bunch of people making up stories together. Aside from the dice and the rules, it was the same thing I did as an elementary school kid making up comic stories with my friends. An RPG, especially a tabletop RPG, is all about imaginative collaboration and writing a story together. When I write comic strips, I think of it as an imaginative collaboration between myself (as the cartoonist) and others.

    #8

    Who’s A Good Boy

    Who’s A Good Boy

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    Trish Ferguson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The manticore would just want manticore sized belly rubs.

    Angelina Petrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id take him/her seem like a very good dog

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MRS. O'LEARY! *gives belly rubs and treats*

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they hypoallergenic? I'll take two. Or are they hellaciously covered in allergens?

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems worth the money to me

    BakeryBoo-sket
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if you don't want them i'll take em.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, I have one at home. Keyword to raise hell: BELLY RUBS

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    #9

    Seems Fair To Me

    Seems Fair To Me

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    possessedcat101
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they always censor "kill" and "die"

    Death
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems children read this, and for some reason knowing they're not immortal is a bad thing.

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    Jeremy Crocker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take quests from a pimp and you're bound to get screwed.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why all of the blood censoring? Does it really help anyone? These are comics that could be in a newspaper comics section, and it's so profoundly different from *actual* blood or even comics drawn in a 'realistic' manner like most superhero comics! I'm just really surprised at this. Does Bored Panda have a minimum age limit? (I'm not attacking anyone beyond whomever made this decision to do this.)

    Michael King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes the native murder hobo in its natural environment .

    Cofty Sweet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess, stealing was no suitable option, no?

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    The main way I engage with my readers is through social media- If people take the time to comment on a comic, I always try to comment back. My favorite is when people comment with hypothetical additional panels, or what they think would happen next. I intentionally try to write these comic strips as snapshots of an adventure that is already taking place. When people comment with that sort of feedback, it feels like they’re joining me on the adventure.

    #10

    It's Better This Way

    It's Better This Way

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    Trish Ferguson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he letting the adventurer ride because the breadsticks were so good?

    Prune Juice Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at how buff he is! I guess this team is really working out

    Ugh_What_Now
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we each had one over ride button a year, so far mine would be going to putting this at number 1 on this post... 😂😂😂

    Grant Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the greatsword from the other panel! Or get yourself a lance.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that glorified letter opener won’t do.

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    #11

    Loves Me Some Escort Missions

    Loves Me Some Escort Missions

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't understand this whole "censoring blood" thing, it feels like an unfair move against the vampire community. Do they think we- i mean they! get bloodlust from a red smear on a comic?

    CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you guys-THEY are lucky. i see things on tables all of the time in comics, yet, i cannot knock them down.

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    Grant Christensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he can turn himself in and collect the bounty, right? I'm sure they'll let him.

    nini
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a fleshwound

    Cope Hayden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you guys censor blood and the word's "kill" and "die?" We're not fragile roses

    Emblem Bloom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, he shouldn’t have been right behind the sword

    Jake West
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE FACE ON THE WARRIOR WHEN HE STABS HIM...

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    At the moment, GoGoMachRocketSheep is my main artistic project which includes these “Heroic” comic strips as well as many other comic strips, art videos, music, and basically anything art-related that I feel like making. I want to continue learning into writing fictional comic strips, collaborate with my fellow cartoonists, and just make the internet a funnier place!

    #12

    You Don’t Want To Know What It’s Saying When It Breathes Farts

    You Don’t Want To Know What It’s Saying When It Breathes Farts

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    Prune Juice Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? They're just pretty spicy ig

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't a dragon breathing farts just be breathing fire without igniting it?

    Yousuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man does not know what we know

    Cofty Sweet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there I thought it would be something like "Burn!"...

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's why did I take that second shot of tilqila

    Magnus Eklund
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Trogdor the Burninator! Nice cameo

    Louis Bengtson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that it's Trogdor the Burninator.

    #13

    Don't Work Harder, Work Smarter

    Don't Work Harder, Work Smarter

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    Grant Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair! Although it's wooden. I bet a few hacks of a sword would do.

    David Shaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to ruin a good sword using it to chop wood!

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    Aaron Proctor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on... she'll get you rock hard😁😅 I swear I'm not as disturbing irl

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like a "we" job and not just a "me"job.

    HelloID Harbl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why you can bash.

    Grace Briseno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only that were how video game logic worked...

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    #14

    You Know It, Buster

    You Know It, Buster

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    Grant Christensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it has 2 sockets, though. Slap some gems in, maybe magically lighten it.

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from Final Fantasy 7, belongs to Cloud Strife. You can place stones in it

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least the Buster Sword is good for something this way, if you're no OP Femboy who can swing it

    Gaming Elementalist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one. It is not practical. It is dope on the wall though.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's the Buster Sword! Never played the game, but I watched an episode of a Blacksmithing show which was all about them creating a real Buster Sword a few years ago and it was fascinating.

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    #15

    Quick Thinking, Dm

    Quick Thinking, Dm

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't begin to count the number of fantasy and horror flicks in which no one questions how so many candles were lit when they enter a supposedly abandoned cave, mansion, etc. Always bothers me.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, in every game! Well, Skyrim and Witcher anyway.

    Becky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling people just light the candles. or magic.

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    #16

    I Left It On The Table Near The Door

    I Left It On The Table Near The Door

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    CJay M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always something...

    Bunny Gauthier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times...this one should have a trigger warning ⚠️ 😜

    #17

    I'm Looking At You, Link

    I'm Looking At You, Link

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    John Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to poke holes in the lid!

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But make sure they’re small enough so the fairy can breathe but not fly out!

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    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they also capture dark faeries? I better watch out

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she and Prince Albert can get together

    Twolf Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair they mostly trick you and kill you.

    Mel Van Meter Jr.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter really needed a new fairy night light

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BERSERK again! hmmmmm me thinketh the artist knows Berserk well!

    Kluge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo... This entire article was just an advertisement for one guy's comic strip?

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    #18

    It's A Good System

    It's A Good System

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    LilDuck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they censor ùrine?

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question. Check out my stuff on instagram (gogomachrocketsheep) or my website (gogomachrocketsheep.com) to see them uncensored! The urine will be intact

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    Rhys
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censor is taking the p**s.

    Grant Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously. Urine is an ingredient. It's not useful on its own.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urine trouble now! WHY are you censoring URINE? Ai yai yai.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part of this is me knowing at least 3 ways urine has been used in pre industrial societies. Setting dyes, making salt, and making gun powder.

    Phendrena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ah, the sound of clinking coins. Even better, the sound of clinking coins in my hand!"

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how the philosophers stone is made.. with urine. That's valuable stuff man

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    #19

    Fighting Evil By Moonlight

    Fighting Evil By Moonlight

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    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The masked stranger! (Fallout)

    aZZy_d3Lta (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know much about sailor moon but i only recognized this because of a weird sonic thing, sally moon, chibi rose, ivanna robotina, and tuxedo knucks.

    John Marr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what your orientation is, if you didn't love tuxedo mask growing you up you're wrong.

    Grace Briseno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta love the mysterious stranger :)

    Raider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 year old me: huh? Me now: hehehhehehe

    MGB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censoring c**p? Really?

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    #20

    I Throw Them Away Immediately

    I Throw Them Away Immediately

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    Thrudd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lone scammer on shore vs upset adventurer with a sword. Either way there will be a refund

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    #21

    It's A Goodsword

    It's A Goodsword

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    Grant Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a bit big for his arms, though...

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, his hahds look too big for his arms.

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    Bonebag Comics
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an F-ing great sword, thanks for asking

    Phendrena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My Saffir doesn't like that I've been spending so much time looking for my father's old sword. He fed his entire family with the gold he made using that weapon. I'm not about to let it gather dust in some thief's trophy room."

    #22

    Ten Second Rule!

    Ten Second Rule!

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    Prune Juice Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just drink some milk like the ancient Minecraftions did

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need Lon Lon Milk or a pecha berry.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, according to game logic, poison (usually) doesn't stack. So yeah, it shouldn't hurt any more than you're already hurting, riiight?

    #23

    Any Minute Now

    Any Minute Now

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    Trish Ferguson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's not that he won't step aside, but that he can't step aside because he's actually really teeny tiny inside the helmet

    Becky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like he can't just WALK AROUND dude? Seriously? Sometimes, these ideals in the rpg games need refining.

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess one just walks around then.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The consequences are to stand all alone in the same spot for an undetermined amount of time.

    Donald Gunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the armor to heavy for him to move

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    #24

    Whale, Eagle, Snake

    Whale, Eagle, Snake

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I always walk through crypts with Aura Whisper, then snipe them before they "wake". If it doesn't kill them, then the critical extra damage makes the battle easier.

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    Thrudd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh warcraft, you don't even try

    Heidi Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow it's been years and I remember that "puzzle". Whale eagle snake indeed.

    Joe Cannon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really an RPG if there's no monster closet?

    Becky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neopets the Darkest Faerie.

    #25

    It's Insufferable

    It's Insufferable

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    Grant Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him the book. Maybe it'll bite him to death.

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    READ him the book. Perhaps you'll bore him to death.

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    Michael King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill is censored? Come on BP this is getting ridiculous.

    Gary R.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another NPC that took an arrow to the knee... Well played!

    Flarpel Blarpel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read him the book maybe he’ll be bored to death

    Becky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beat him with the book.

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    #26

    It's A Great Bag

    It's A Great Bag

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    Trinity Christie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha also I LOVE your username my dude :) (Prune Juice just like me he just like me fr)

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    #27

    Oh Deer

    Oh Deer

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    Trish Ferguson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't look very ethical to me

    Jaw gum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deer was a wellness influencer and sold radioactive medallions to protect against 5G.

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    Grant Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This adventurer is a bit of an a**e sometimes.

    jdtimid123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's trying to give everyone else food poisoning from leaving that meat out on the table too long 🤦‍♀️😅

    Xiaolinstyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This an allegory about capitalism?

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    #28

    I Save My Game As Often As It Lets Me

    I Save My Game As Often As It Lets Me

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