‘I’m Not Rich But I Deserve A Nice Wedding’, Delusional Bride Expects To Pay Everyone With ‘Exposure’
A woman promising a press-worthy “historic” wedding is already getting attention for reasons she didn’t anticipate. The bride announced on Facebook that her groom’s godmother has been kind enough to offer to host the wedding at her estate in Maine, which she says is a historical landmark. So, since she’s received the incredibly generous offer of a beautiful, prestigious free wedding venue, that means she’s saved money for the rest of the wedding, right? Well… actually, she’s hoping she won’t have to pay for the other services, either.
Image credits: sefa ozel (not the actual photo)
The bride posted her appeal on Facebook
Her proposal is that the “exposure” of putting on a wedding in an undisclosed location in Maine (quick, name the most famous landmark you can think of in Maine!) compensates for what looks like the entire wedding staff’s flights, accommodation, and the creative and physical labor of making an original custom dress in six months. Most people have trouble even getting their best friends to come to destination weddings, and at least they’re paying for a vacation rather than business as usual.
Her friends were less than pleased
As for the month-long honeymoon, she could have gotten a discount because tourism tends to dry up in Dubai in the summer months. Average July temperatures there are around 40°C (105°F) with almost 100% humidity, so the couple won’t feel very motivated to get out and explore the city (or take a dip in the sea, which is almost as warm.) Maybe they could get a similar experience, and save enough to cover their wedding expenses, by staying home and trapping themselves inside a shopping mall for a month.
The story made it to r/ChoosingBeggars, where Redditors were also unimpressed
Still, we’re pretty curious about this mysterious location in Maine that photographers could make a living just by selling photos of. We’ll just have to find out where it is when we see it in the news in June!
getting married to high school principal and cannot even write properly? hmmm... my inner grammar nazi is fully activated and english is not my native language
Not to mention that he doesn't make much money..... he needs to dump her pretentious ass and marry a grownup.
Well obvs LOL the principle and his feeyonsay are from West Virginia our Arkansas y'all LOL and this is won of his students. Her wedding is about purrfection, not her gramer and spelling LOL tho her mama helped with the posts do know u now why she needs someone else to make her dress LOL BTW, I found her real name: Crystal Meth Spuckler. Crystal_Be...uckler.png
Right?! yeesh. Also, I'm not sure any professional is desperate enough to gain "'exposure" by offering up their work for free and being mentioned in a bunch of incoherent and misspelled social media posts.
She's barely literate. How does her ex-fiance feel about this?
In one of the first sentences she states she is going to be Mrs. David somebody. Taking a mans last name is bad enough in this day and age but the first name? It says it all right there.
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This is so much over the top, it reads like satire. Besides, whoever puts "lol" into prose text ought to be ignored anyone. Which likely is the best way to handle choosing beggars anyway.
I have met people who are just this stupid.
I am so thankful to our "gross food" for dodging this bullet.
Poor girl, her literacy skills prevent her from reading "coq au vin", "paella", and "sachertorte". Enjoy -- bon appétit!
Oh my, now you made me crave paella! 🤤
getting married to high school principal and cannot even write properly? hmmm... my inner grammar nazi is fully activated and english is not my native language
Not to mention that he doesn't make much money..... he needs to dump her pretentious ass and marry a grownup.
Well obvs LOL the principle and his feeyonsay are from West Virginia our Arkansas y'all LOL and this is won of his students. Her wedding is about purrfection, not her gramer and spelling LOL tho her mama helped with the posts do know u now why she needs someone else to make her dress LOL BTW, I found her real name: Crystal Meth Spuckler. Crystal_Be...uckler.png
Right?! yeesh. Also, I'm not sure any professional is desperate enough to gain "'exposure" by offering up their work for free and being mentioned in a bunch of incoherent and misspelled social media posts.
She's barely literate. How does her ex-fiance feel about this?
In one of the first sentences she states she is going to be Mrs. David somebody. Taking a mans last name is bad enough in this day and age but the first name? It says it all right there.
This comment has been deleted.
This is so much over the top, it reads like satire. Besides, whoever puts "lol" into prose text ought to be ignored anyone. Which likely is the best way to handle choosing beggars anyway.
I have met people who are just this stupid.
I am so thankful to our "gross food" for dodging this bullet.
Poor girl, her literacy skills prevent her from reading "coq au vin", "paella", and "sachertorte". Enjoy -- bon appétit!
Oh my, now you made me crave paella! 🤤