It's genuinely incredible how diverse our world is – but what's particularly impressive is the number of stunning languages it carries. To be somewhat precise, around 6,500 languages are currently spoken by folks globally, as well as an uncountable amount of accents and dialects. Every language has its own set of slang words and sayings that might make no sense to other people yet are perfectly straightforward to those who're used to using them. After all, who knew that "Bob's your uncle" could ever become a way of saying "and there you have it", though the origin of the phrase is quite amusing.
Speaking about British slang and sayings, an online user shared a now-viral Tweet stating how she wishes she were British just so that she could describe everything as "absolutely mental". The post ended up receiving nearly 100K likes and even encouraged fellow non-Brits to share their favorite slang words that they wish to use in their everyday conversations.
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No fraudulence at all ; the phrase ' Bloody Hell, you really are rubbish at that' can be used in many situations from driving, to golf to lovemaking ......
Definitely; I find it endearing when foreigners use our language quirks. It's a compliment.
Load More Replies...I've used both on numerous occasions. Wanker, though, may well be my favorite.
If you like wanker, 't****r' is another good'un. Means the same as wanker. :)
Load More Replies...I think other cultures and people are fascinating. To learn about how people do things differently and speak differently. I've always thought it was odd how people hate on others or speak ill of others views and ways. People just not wanting to understand anything or anyone else outside of their inner circle. People of all walks of life are fascinating and have so much to offer and share. Why we go out of our way to stay at odds with each other is just so ridiculous.
Trash has become a word used with wh*te people. So now I say rubbish.
Interesting. White trash, trailer trash, trump trash, you have a point. I don't use the word. Garbage or basura are available.
Load More Replies...I use words like Nutter 😂 because I read a lot of Harry Potter read/watch other British stuff and pick up on all the great phrases
According to the definition of the word "slang", it is basically a language that is made up of words and sayings that are considered to be very informal and are not a part of the standard vocabulary. To describe it in a simpler way, slang words are usually those very rich metaphors that essentially add extra color to our everyday conversations.
Whenever one decides to learn a new language, slang tends to be the hardest aspect to grasp in the entire process, as all the words are typically quite unique and more often than not, nobody really knows where the term or phrase came from.
Came here for the obligatory Cabin Pressure reference. Wasn't disappointed.
Load More Replies...When I went to Canada to visit family for the first time I was a bit puzzled why they thought "Brilliant" was a weird thing to say. They also didn't understand the whole flannel thing (like washcloth, not trousers? Weird eh?)
It's fascinating how the slang world constantly changes and never stays in one place. Each century, decade and year, our society comes up with brand new meanings for different words and actions, or even creates something totally new. People constantly come up with things to express themselves in a more creative manner and it's truly brilliant.
For all one knows, these days the number one source for all kinds of innovative and even sometimes artistic slang words would be everybody's favorite – the internet. The web is full of insanely talented people, and it's not surprising that once in a while we get a little something that we could add to our slang jar.
Not to be confused with bullocks (young male cows), ballcocks (a plumbing item) or bolfracks (the name of one particular house in Scotland).
Bullock is a CASTRATED male cow (that grows into an ox). It's the same origin... it's what he's lost...
Load More Replies...Don't be daft, its actually a cutting or pruning tool with a hooked blade.
Get a bollocking. Getting told off. It does mean testicles but it has all the durability of f**k. You can use it for all sorts of things - "it's the bollocks" (it's good), "stark b*****k naked", "oh bollocks" (typically when you forget something.....
I prefer to say "fancy" to mean "have a crush on." It is less coarse than saying, "Is she actually hot for Darcy?"
My English friends would ask, “Shall we go for a meal?” I would answer, “Which one”?
My Aussie neighbor charmed me by telling me he thought another neighbor fancied me. I've always liked fancied rather than crush... so much more romantic sounding. Aussie also told me I was "fair dinkum" and I've adopted it too.
Moreover, in the space of a year, Oxford Online Dictionaries adds roughly 1000 words to our what seems like infinite vocabulary list. It's fascinating how new expressions come around because of music, politics, films, and most importantly, all sorts of things that happened to earn the title of a meme. We adopt those words into our daily conversations without even realizing that the word didn't exist a few months ago.
However, our cultural lexicon never stays the same and that's the true beauty of any language, even if we end up embarrassing our future selves when remembering how often we said "yas, queen" in 2019.
Yes, a pint and perhaps a cheeky curry later. I'm in my mid 40's and wouldn't give you tuppence for a nando's, the ones I see always look like they need a clean
Load More Replies...Drop "cheeky" into a sentence in the UK and you are immediately marking yourself out as an absolute bell-end. Be careful!
Oh dear. I don't know what a bell-end is, but my imagination leads me to someone annoyingly like the clapper in a bell.... and I looked it up... nothing like that at all! 😊😊😊
Load More Replies...Why is it necessary to be British, why can't you just say that at an appropriate time?
Because people will not understand you. Niche slang has a way of being... niche.
Load More Replies...I called a Facebook acquaintance a cheeky monkey, to be cute. She was furious. She responded with a "You don't know me. We're not friends!" Still bothers me when she posts something.
Maybe didn't get your sense of humour? If she was asking for something at the time, she may have thought you were making a negative observation. If it bothers you, send her a message and explain.
Load More Replies...Try combining the words "bell" and "end" together. That's a good British saying!
that really is a good one!!! (i had to look it up on urban dictionary😂)
Load More Replies...All of the above words are bandied about when I see my brother
Load More Replies...k******d is considered pretty mild by our current standards...... it's only like calling someone a wally
Hands up if you can watch Bedknobs and Broomsticks with a straight face every time the little boy shouts "I've still got my k**b!!"
I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT YOU DON'T HAVE THESE WORDS!! These are the best words!! Please, please, take them, use them, make America better!!
See also "K**b Lord" a be-knighted bell end. Edit: Apparently Bored Panda censors "k**b". So I will say "Door Handle Lord" instead.
What's also quite thought-provoking is that slang is somewhat similar to what we call "offensive" language. Profanity has existed for centuries or even thousands of years, and the vocabulary for this kind of language also tends to grow, definitely not as rapidly as slang does, but still.
Slang is mostly forbidden from any serious literature and films, just like profanity is, and it essentially shows us that humanity craves and requires more ways that could potentially help folks to express themselves in a more vibrant manner.
Or wedding tackle. Or crown jewels or . . . . . about 100 other variants.
Load More Replies...That's a phrase we've had in the family for as long as I can remember. Wonder how a very USA-- North Carolina family came about that? A bit of a mystery. Only one who has gone to England in my knowledge is my grandad,. He was there just after the Blitz. Navy sent him over as a sort of engineer to help stabilize some of the buildings left standing. Or so I have been told.
Bugger all means nothing. Bugger *it* is used when something negative happens.
Do you think he actually realises what bugger means?
Load More Replies...I thought it was bugger off not bugger all. Bugger off would be like saying F**k off
Yeah bugger all would be 'he's got bugger all chance of succeeding' ie none.
Load More Replies...There's something about when one British woman calls another a cow (in the shows I watch 😁), that is just so very insulting. I would have to draw myself my to my full height and look down my nose at that.
Load More Replies...I speak three languages and can swear in five. Mine is a true melting pot. Merde!
I speak five and can swear in at least 10. Touché!
Load More Replies...My Scottish grandmother used to call us "little buggers". I'm now thinking perhaps it wasn't a term of endearment.
Depends how she said it. Could absolutely have been a term of endearment.
Load More Replies...I've adopted "oh bugger", from a British friend, who uses it the way Americans use "f*ck". All in all, a fair trade, I'd say.
from watching coronation street, i now have adopted "you're doin' my head in"
Yeah I'm northern, I've never heard/used wazzock, it must be an old one.
Load More Replies...This one is intersting in that it was massively popular in the 70s/80s, but has almost totally fallen out of usage in the UK now- mainly because it has no origin in our ancient language. It was a word entirely made up in the 1970s, although nobody is really certain where it came from. Possibly a corruption of "pillock" or just a funny-sounding word to describe an idiot. Either way, you'd really be showing your age as a kid who grew up in the 70s if you used it in conversation today.
I grew up in the 90s near London, it was very common when I was a kid.
Load More Replies...I know alot of British slang but I've never heard this one before. I had to google it.
Don't forget twonk (my personal favourite), ninny and nincompoop.
oh wow, not heard wazzock in years, definitely gonna start using this again!
Anyhow, British slang tends to satisfy people, whether it's the words themselves or the accent that enunciates the absurdity of some sayings that makes it all sound so exciting and entertaining. For instance, the previously mentioned "Bob's your uncle" has such an amusing history that it makes you want to adopt the phrase forever.
The thing is, in 1887, British prime minister Robert Gascoyne-Cecil appointed his nephew Arthur James Balfour as Minister for Ireland, and the phrase originated when the nephew addressed the prime minister as "Uncle Bob", which is why the saying began to be used to describe something that could be done very easily.
In which case, you would be chuffed to say aluminium (with the pronounced 'i')
And the accent on the "min" part instead of the "u".
Load More Replies...Point of contention: While most Americanized words are arguably 'incorrect' spellings of the original British words (deliberately, as led by an anti-British Noah Webster), aluminum is actually the more correct spelling and the one used by its discoverer, Sir Humphrey Davy, NOT the British 'aluminium'. The British spelling exists because a science journalist thought the '-ium' suffix sounded more traditional for chemicals, but in fact the name is typically dependent upon whether that vowel existed in the oxide from which it was discovered. Ex: strontia->strontium, platina->platinum, so alumina->aluminum.
The only country in this world who says "aluminum" is the same country that still uses imperial units of measure despite the fact that they once got independent from the british crown.
Actually American scientists use the international spelling of aluminium so they don't look like total plonkers at international conferences. Can you imagine, a German scientist to an American . . "Go on, say it!" "Say what?" "You know what!" "OK Aluminum" and every body pisses themselves laughing.
Load More Replies...I've already included "chuffed" in my day to day conversations, even if it's just to my dog and cats. Eg: "I'm so chuffed that you went in your litterbox!" It's my newest favorite word!
congratulations you will receive your union jack in the mail along with your standard issue tea kettle
Load More Replies...My parents pronounced it as al-u-minium. They told me that's how it was said when they were kids (US) in the 1930's.
we say "allum-mini-um" here... don't do the first "Lyoo"
Load More Replies...Bit of a pickle is an ironic military term for when everything is going tits up and one might need to get one's a**e out of there sharpish .....
In WWII there were several documented military defeats in which language differences between the UK and US allies contributed. British officers often under-stated their language- describing a situation as "rather dicey" or "decidedly unfavourable", but the US commands simply didn't understand how to 'decode' that language- it meant "this is massively fXXed up situation and we're facing immediate and complete defeat- send help NOW!" Even today the British army actually run training courses about how to be clear about your situation in written reports and communications!
Well the Americans came up with FUBAR, F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition, which is still honoured by programmers today, who call their variables foo and bar. :D
Load More Replies...I like Snafu. Situation Normal, All F****d Up. But it’s sounds so innocuous…..snafu.
"Oh yes, mate. It's all tickety. f**king. boo." aka we're in a bit of pickle.
Tickety-boo: RAF slang from WW2. Everything's tickety-boo until you have a "prang"
They must have really liked you! You wouldn’t be rude to someone you didn’t like, but I think that’s universal?
Some may find our British sense of humour offensive, I've seen leaving cards with "you're dead to us now ... best wishes for your new job". written in them.
Yes, Americans are so worried about words being offensive, they have lost the ability to use them for humour. Life is FUNNY!!! Get used to it and have a giggle.
Load More Replies...Ultimately, it's pretty obvious that slang helps people to express their thoughts and is essentially just a very fun twist for any language to have. Just imagine what kind of words the English language will have in 50 years' time – do you think things will still be absolutely mental?
Weston-Super-Mare is a place in England and people often refer to 'having a nightmare' simply as having a 'mare'. As in; 'I had a mare last night, lost me keys'. So the absolute worst kind of nightmare is a 'Weston'. Best used sparingly and when one is in a bit of a pickle.
Unless you're really posh, in which case you'll be having "an absolute 'mare".
"Total nightmare" "Ongoing nightmare" "hellish nightmare" "complete nightmare" etc yes there are many lol
My little boy is half English, half Dutch. Being brought up in the Netherlands,he always makes me do the commentary on his football games,(on his tablet,) because of my strong English accent. He thinks it's hysterical
Ahh, the Netherlands. How I miss you. I was lucky to visit Amsterdam once, and although there's more to the Netherlands than just Amsterdam, the city and its people blew me away. Firstly, the civil planning is fantastic, the entire infrastructure is enviable. Secondly, everyone spoke better English with perfect accents than even BBC London news anchors, your average Dutch person could TEACH English in any British classroom. Lastly, but not at all in the least, I have never seen a place before or since where EVERYONE walking by in the street was absolutely BEAUTIFUL. I mean exceptional bone structure, bright sharp eyes, model jawlines, and everyone was fit & healthy, hardly any overweight people. WHAT a country! I envy you being able to live there.
Load More Replies...PS ; they are tYres - with a 'Y'. Tire is the subjunctive of to tire ie. to be in a tired state; sleepy, soporific etc ..... Learn real English, not the stuff the Plymouth Brethren saddled you with (or Webster)
I thought I was the last grammar nazi left?! BROTHER!
Load More Replies...Such a beautiful phrase. No way to use it as an American. Sounds funny with an American accent, sounds dumb with a fake British accent. It’s tragic, really.
Is that the real reason Americans prefer ass? :)
Load More Replies...Didn't even know it isn't a common phrase out of Britain
A bar and pub is different, a bar is generally a bit more, well not so pubbish, a pub is a pub.
I'm confused because it was obliterated. What is the word that's missing key letters?
You’re Dagenham you are! (Two stops on the train past Barking, where the insane asylum was, hence “Barking mad”)
The only Dagenham saying I know comes from my dad: the 'Dagenham smile' (pants riding low, buttcrack showing). I wonder is it's some feudal thing between country Antrim and Dagenham? Goodness knows 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...I've been using barking mad forever... I don't think I really considered it Brit-speak. Must be a family thing because we had an aunt we called barking mad for decades.
That reminds me about another one - 'Up the duff' which means preggers (pregnant).
Load More Replies...I'm latterly using this term as enjoying the last plot and then finding joy in them. Wtf man.
Must be a young persons thing ; us oldies have been wankered, wasted, totalled, tired and confused (that's a toff politicians excuse), trolleyed, pissed, lathered and full to the eyeballs.......
Almost every word in the English language can be used to describe getting drunk. Use the following formula- "I was absolutely gazebo'd" "I was totally badger'd". "I got massively knotted". "I ended up being hugely coke bottled". "I was utterly monkey puzzle'd" Doesn't matter what word you chose, people here will know what you mean!
P.issed as a f.art has to be our best one. What does that even mean? Who cares? It's hilarious.
I use Wankered, smashed, shitfaced, messy, absolutely trousered etc. they all mean DRUNK AF.
"absolutely trousered" sounds fun as hell to say in a bad British accent
Load More Replies...Although "mortal" is beginning to head south (mainly thanks to Geordie Shore) for a long time it was only a phrase heard in the North East.
Heard this in use in the South long before any of the various different 'shore' programmes existed.
Load More Replies...Trolleyed, smashed, pissed as a newt (also aware that 'pissed' means something like 'angry' in the US - not the same here)
Never heard that before. Reminds me of 'maggoted' that some Aussies say (I'm assuming it's a bogan thing, never heard it in person)
Fact: Wank is a town in Germany. Now imagine an alternate universe where it is the capital of Germany. Now think of John F. Kennedy in said universe.
Or t****r. Edit: BP is nuts - I can write wanker, but I can't write to-ss-er.
if you edit your comment i think it lets you remove the asterisks second time around.
Load More Replies...Come on, BP. That's not even a swear. I know it's not because my dad, who I've never heard swear in my life, said it. Granted I was utterly ruddy flabbergasted by the entire kerfuffle, as I always thought it was, but he's a pretty good authority on these things. For context he called Daily Mail readers it.
I like how the Brits use "cXnt" in a more playful manner (including its adjectival form "cXnty") than its vicious usage here in the States.
C U N T Y B O L L O C K S ! and F E C K I N G A R S E ! are my go-to swears when I drop or break something or my cats misbehave.
Load More Replies...I worked in a club and there was a girl from England that worked there. She called a male customer a wanker once and he thought it was adorable. I had to break it to him what she meant. He was heartbroken! LOL
The entire east end of London may disagree with you, you judgemental hound.
Load More Replies...Sorry but Micheal Caine gets away with EVERYTHING. Including "innit".
Load More Replies...i was genuinely gonna say innit in response to this but i shall refrain
Load More Replies...With that name, you sound positively enlightened, you moron.
Load More Replies...Oh dear, you are going to have a massive shock if you ever get over to this sceptered isle ..... probably thinks we all wear bowler hats to work and have afternoon tea every day ....
A friend of mine from Chicago genuinely believed that before he came here, his first day in the UK was in Manchester when they were playing Celtic, you can imagine the reality check.
Load More Replies...I like to say things like "I would be flabbergasted but HR told me I couldn't do that at work any more"
Is flabbergasted a brit thing? I've long used that word and no one has looked at me strangely. Hmmm
Yeah... me too. I don't think it's a Brit thing. I've been using mental, barking mad and such since childhood, and I am old.
Load More Replies...Don't know where you got that from but most British people won't have a Scoobie if you day that
"Proper job" - needs to be said with a thick West-country accent.
There a chain of diy shops named this exclusive to the South West. Like to believe that they won’t allow non West Country people to say it.
Load More Replies...I saw a reddit yesterday where a girl described her puppy as "proper tiny she is" and absolutely loved it.
"I'm proper livid - the sparky who done me lights made a right bollocks of it, and now the immersion turns on every time I make a toastie. Did I say livid? I meant fumin'!"
I’ve started using proper. It just seems to work when nothing else does
You cannot have a correct brew but you can have a proper brew. And being correctly done over? Nope, Properly done over.
Load More Replies...A woman moved up to stoke from Bristol and thought the local town Hanley was called "Hanley duck" only realised it wasn't when someone asked her why she always said duck after the Hanley part
Scots have cornered sarcasm... numpty ( someone who canna arganize a piss up at a brewery..) and so many more.
No thanks... I think it would be more engaging to watch paint dry...
Don't, just don't. the people on that programme are predominantly stupid chavs (mostly from Essex or Manchester) without any sense of shame or relevance - please stop watching this hit the sooner the better, once lots of people stop watching it the money men will pull the plug.
We use "fuming" and Livid" in the USA as well. Not a lot, but we use it. Especially "livid", at least here in California, is pretty common. It's a synonym of "Purple" or "Purplish" because angry people turn purple, apparently. I think it's an exaggeration of "turning red "😡, but so red as to look purple. In Italian "Livido" means "bruise" and it's a common word. Bruises are often purplish in color. This has been a presentation of "The more you know✨⭐🌟".
It doesn't work with American English because in British English "pants" are underwear.
You have the same issue with using "f-a-n-n-y" in the British way...doesn't really work in America.
Load More Replies...Oh, now you're diving into rhyming slang. That's dangerous territory!
Load More Replies...I don't think this is Brit... we say it in Florida all the time...also off your nut. For stupid we might say the elevator doesn't reach the top floor, the lights are on but no one is home, a sandwich short of a picnic, a flag short of a carnival...there are millions of them.
To be fair, if I was a bee in a bag I would be rather mad as well. If not down right miffed.
Load More Replies...Never heard this in my 36 years, box of frogs yes, bag of bees nope
The best is the Australian expression "Madder than a cut snake"! Although the US equivalent "Batshit crazy" is also nice.
Bring out the wet suit with the bottom cut out and fetch the bucket of soapy frogs!
I would gouge my eyes out with a hot fork before I would watch something called "Love Island UK" and I have been using this for decades... since early days.
Load More Replies...Please don't think that Love Island is anything what Britain is like. It's not, and it's a very f****n low bar as far as standards go. I'd rather watch a nail getting hammered into my own head.
Love Island is bollocks, just full of bellends and tarts. Early days is quite old.
Early doors is for when the pubs used to open in the morning and then close around lunchtime.
That's an old phrase, I think most English people would laugh if you used it now
You're right. Only used in American films whose posh Brits would say it.
Load More Replies...As a Brit, I can honestly say I have never heard a single person say that.
I don't think this has been used since approximately 1901, apologies
I've never heard that one before... but it's suspiciously close to a well known one of 'absolute top'......so maybe a working of that.
The problem I have found with Americans trying to do British, is that they often get the context wrong and they always get the pronunciation wrong, so it falls flat. I lived in the USA for over 22 years and on a daily basis, I would be confronted with an American who tried to emulate my British accent and share what they thought were British slang words/colloquialisms. Bloody nightmare!!
"Bob's your uncle" and "It's all gone t1ts up" are some of my favorites.
Bloody love this post! I'm chuffed to bits that our language is used elsewhere 😊
Don't forget that adding "ed" onto practically any word can mean being drunk - trollied, badgered, floored, wankered, tabled, trashed and the list goes on. Scottish folk sure do love getting creative with their insults too
"Snogging" for "making out. "Whingeing" for complaining or griping. "Pissed" for being drunk. "Bloody hell." "Knackered" for being tired. It's been 30 years since I lived in London, but I still use a lot of slang that I don't remember at the moment.
Americans enjoy my Glaswegian style of describing things: "Walk to that big fuc*off building over there and take a left". Apparently putting 'big fuc*off' before a description of anything is absolutely hilarious on the American side of the ocean. They also enjoy "as balls" after a description of anything. "That steak's as tough as balls". The one that still brings horror/collapse into hysterics is: "Know what we call cunnilingus in Scotland? Growling at the badger".
What about when we use c*nt as a term of endearment?
Load More Replies...Well I just found out that living in a country that is a British colony means we already talk like this 😅
The problem I have found with Americans trying to do British, is that they often get the context wrong and they always get the pronunciation wrong, so it falls flat. I lived in the USA for over 22 years and on a daily basis, I would be confronted with an American who tried to emulate my British accent and share what they thought were British slang words/colloquialisms. Bloody nightmare!!
"Bob's your uncle" and "It's all gone t1ts up" are some of my favorites.
Bloody love this post! I'm chuffed to bits that our language is used elsewhere 😊
Don't forget that adding "ed" onto practically any word can mean being drunk - trollied, badgered, floored, wankered, tabled, trashed and the list goes on. Scottish folk sure do love getting creative with their insults too
"Snogging" for "making out. "Whingeing" for complaining or griping. "Pissed" for being drunk. "Bloody hell." "Knackered" for being tired. It's been 30 years since I lived in London, but I still use a lot of slang that I don't remember at the moment.
Americans enjoy my Glaswegian style of describing things: "Walk to that big fuc*off building over there and take a left". Apparently putting 'big fuc*off' before a description of anything is absolutely hilarious on the American side of the ocean. They also enjoy "as balls" after a description of anything. "That steak's as tough as balls". The one that still brings horror/collapse into hysterics is: "Know what we call cunnilingus in Scotland? Growling at the badger".
What about when we use c*nt as a term of endearment?
Load More Replies...Well I just found out that living in a country that is a British colony means we already talk like this 😅
