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It's genuinely incredible how diverse our world is – but what's particularly impressive is the number of stunning languages it carries. To be somewhat precise, around 6,500 languages are currently spoken by folks globally, as well as an uncountable amount of accents and dialects. Every language has its own set of slang words and sayings that might make no sense to other people yet are perfectly straightforward to those who're used to using them. After all, who knew that "Bob's your uncle" could ever become a way of saying "and there you have it", though the origin of the phrase is quite amusing.

Speaking about British slang and sayings, an online user shared a now-viral Tweet stating how she wishes she were British just so that she could describe everything as "absolutely mental". The post ended up receiving nearly 100K likes and even encouraged fellow non-Brits to share their favorite slang words that they wish to use in their everyday conversations. 

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Hugh Cookson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No fraudulence at all ; the phrase ' Bloody Hell, you really are rubbish at that' can be used in many situations from driving, to golf to lovemaking ......

Amy
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We Brits love you using them :)

BigOrangeTractor
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely; I find it endearing when foreigners use our language quirks. It's a compliment.

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Auntriarch
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feel free! As long as I can use "bless your heart"

Printerman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've used both on numerous occasions. Wanker, though, may well be my favorite.

CultOfBambi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you like wanker, 't****r' is another good'un. Means the same as wanker. :)

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Stephanie Keith
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think other cultures and people are fascinating. To learn about how people do things differently and speak differently. I've always thought it was odd how people hate on others or speak ill of others views and ways. People just not wanting to understand anything or anyone else outside of their inner circle. People of all walks of life are fascinating and have so much to offer and share. Why we go out of our way to stay at odds with each other is just so ridiculous.

Thomas Hiette
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

65 yr old here, has been using bloody hell for over 30 yrs

Robert Thompson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trash has become a word used with wh*te people. So now I say rubbish.

Richard Portman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting. White trash, trailer trash, trump trash, you have a point. I don't use the word. Garbage or basura are available.

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My O My
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What else would you say?

That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use words like Nutter 😂 because I read a lot of Harry Potter read/watch other British stuff and pick up on all the great phrases

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According to the definition of the word "slang", it is basically a language that is made up of words and sayings that are considered to be very informal and are not a part of the standard vocabulary. To describe it in a simpler way, slang words are usually those very rich metaphors that essentially add extra color to our everyday conversations.

Whenever one decides to learn a new language, slang tends to be the hardest aspect to grasp in the entire process, as all the words are typically quite unique and more often than not, nobody really knows where the term or phrase came from.

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the Crankies still going?

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Splendid is a better alternative.

    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to Cabin Pressure. Arthur is just... Brilliant!

    Alexandru Bucur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here for the obligatory Cabin Pressure reference. Wasn't disappointed.

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    Martin John
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to use "of course" in place of "You're welcome" :)

    Aileen Grist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby uses 'grand' all the time - very English

    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I went to Canada to visit family for the first time I was a bit puzzled why they thought "Brilliant" was a weird thing to say. They also didn't understand the whole flannel thing (like washcloth, not trousers? Weird eh?)

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    It's fascinating how the slang world constantly changes and never stays in one place. Each century, decade and year, our society comes up with brand new meanings for different words and actions, or even creates something totally new. People constantly come up with things to express themselves in a more creative manner and it's truly brilliant.

    For all one knows, these days the number one source for all kinds of innovative and even sometimes artistic slang words would be everybody's favorite – the internet. The web is full of insanely talented people, and it's not surprising that once in a while we get a little something that we could add to our slang jar.

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    PatriciaB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bollocks(bad), The dogs bollocks(good)

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling some one off you are giving them a good bollocking.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with bullocks (young male cows), ballcocks (a plumbing item) or bolfracks (the name of one particular house in Scotland).

    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullock is a CASTRATED male cow (that grows into an ox). It's the same origin... it's what he's lost...

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    John Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be daft, its actually a cutting or pruning tool with a hooked blade.

    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are bollocks. -Some guy from Japan.

    Phil Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a bollocking. Getting told off. It does mean testicles but it has all the durability of f**k. You can use it for all sorts of things - "it's the bollocks" (it's good), "stark b*****k naked", "oh bollocks" (typically when you forget something.....

    Andy-Pandy Broomfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in how you adopted some bollocks? 🤔 😉

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a short break in northern Ireland I picked up "have a notion for"

    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use that phrase every single day

    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to say "fancy" to mean "have a crush on." It is less coarse than saying, "Is she actually hot for Darcy?"

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English friends would ask, “Shall we go for a meal?” I would answer, “Which one”?

    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you fancy some fancy dinner for tonight?

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Aussie neighbor charmed me by telling me he thought another neighbor fancied me. I've always liked fancied rather than crush... so much more romantic sounding. Aussie also told me I was "fair dinkum" and I've adopted it too.

    Babsevs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a daily in our house...as in what do you fancy for tea (translated : what shall we get for dinner)

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    Moreover, in the space of a year, Oxford Online Dictionaries adds roughly 1000 words to our what seems like infinite vocabulary list. It's fascinating how new expressions come around because of music, politics, films, and most importantly, all sorts of things that happened to earn the title of a meme. We adopt those words into our daily conversations without even realizing that the word didn't exist a few months ago.

    However, our cultural lexicon never stays the same and that's the true beauty of any language, even if we end up embarrassing our future selves when remembering how often we said "yas, queen" in 2019.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s up for a cheeky Nando’s?

    13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top! Let's smash it! Noone tell Callum.

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have not been able to find a word in other English-speaking cultures that adequately translates to the British "cheeky".

    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always time for a cheeky beer after work !!

    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, a pint and perhaps a cheeky curry later. I'm in my mid 40's and wouldn't give you tuppence for a nando's, the ones I see always look like they need a clean

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    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop "cheeky" into a sentence in the UK and you are immediately marking yourself out as an absolute bell-end. Be careful!

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. I don't know what a bell-end is, but my imagination leads me to someone annoyingly like the clapper in a bell.... and I looked it up... nothing like that at all! 😊😊😊

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of lush sounding words in britain

    Tee Witt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it necessary to be British, why can't you just say that at an appropriate time?

    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because people will not understand you. Niche slang has a way of being... niche.

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    KAREN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant and cheeky are commonly used here in America but have different meanings they are almost always used for a negative purpose.

    Lynne Stankard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always time for 'Another cheeky glass fo wine'!

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called a Facebook acquaintance a cheeky monkey, to be cute. She was furious. She responded with a "You don't know me. We're not friends!" Still bothers me when she posts something.

    Jude Corrigan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe didn't get your sense of humour? If she was asking for something at the time, she may have thought you were making a negative observation. If it bothers you, send her a message and explain.

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    Daniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try combining the words "bell" and "end" together. That's a good British saying!

    tatumn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that really is a good one!!! (i had to look it up on urban dictionary😂)

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also cockwomble

    Clarin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the above words are bandied about when I see my brother

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    GenericPanda09
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k******d is considered pretty mild by our current standards...... it's only like calling someone a wally

    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go to one is knobjockey.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very similar to "plonker" ;-)

    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands up if you can watch Bedknobs and Broomsticks with a straight face every time the little boy shouts "I've still got my k**b!!"

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT YOU DON'T HAVE THESE WORDS!! These are the best words!! Please, please, take them, use them, make America better!!

    Erin S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arsepiece is a good one.

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See also "K**b Lord" a be-knighted bell end. Edit: Apparently Bored Panda censors "k**b". So I will say "Door Handle Lord" instead.

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    What's also quite thought-provoking is that slang is somewhat similar to what we call "offensive" language. Profanity has existed for centuries or even thousands of years, and the vocabulary for this kind of language also tends to grow, definitely not as rapidly as slang does, but still.

    Slang is mostly forbidden from any serious literature and films, just like profanity is, and it essentially shows us that humanity craves and requires more ways that could potentially help folks to express themselves in a more vibrant manner.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unmentionables" as in "And she kicked him in the unmentionables". Or "nether regions", though we have places such as Nether Alderley, which we jokingly refer to as the Nether Regions of Alderley. ;-)

    Giovanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I read somewhere that, even if you don't shower daily, you should still wash "tits, pits and naughty bits" and I really want to use it so here it is, I used it now

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In reference to men's genitalia. Meat and 2 veg.

    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use this one interchangeably with "front bottom"

    Hugh Willie Mungous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or wedding tackle. Or crown jewels or . . . . . about 100 other variants.

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    Judy Hall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a wonderful song called "Dangly Bits"'

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a good resource is Viz profanisaurus, highly recommended (disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with said publication)

    Judy Hall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a wonderful song called "Dangly Bits".

    Jude Corrigan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are only naughty if you get them out in public!

    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a phrase we've had in the family for as long as I can remember. Wonder how a very USA-- North Carolina family came about that? A bit of a mystery. Only one who has gone to England in my knowledge is my grandad,. He was there just after the Blitz. Navy sent him over as a sort of engineer to help stabilize some of the buildings left standing. Or so I have been told.

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bugger all means nothing. Bugger *it* is used when something negative happens.

    PatriciaB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think he actually realises what bugger means?

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    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was bugger off not bugger all. Bugger off would be like saying F**k off

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah bugger all would be 'he's got bugger all chance of succeeding' ie none.

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    TTorrest Author
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Daft cow" is one of my favorite appropriated Britishisms.

    Louloubelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something about when one British woman calls another a cow (in the shows I watch 😁), that is just so very insulting. I would have to draw myself my to my full height and look down my nose at that.

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    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak three languages and can swear in five. Mine is a true melting pot. Merde!

    I’m A Black Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak five and can swear in at least 10. Touché!

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    Aria Whitaker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the word daft. Have utilized it quite frequently here LOL

    Damitria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use it to describe myself when I get forgetful.

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    Louloubelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Scottish grandmother used to call us "little buggers". I'm now thinking perhaps it wasn't a term of endearment.

    Dodo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how she said it. Could absolutely have been a term of endearment.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've adopted "oh bugger", from a British friend, who uses it the way Americans use "f*ck". All in all, a fair trade, I'd say.

    Carol Gaudaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    from watching coronation street, i now have adopted "you're doin' my head in"

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Pillock and Plonker. Wazzock is a Northern word.

    PatriciaB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I'm northern, I've never heard/used wazzock, it must be an old one.

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    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is intersting in that it was massively popular in the 70s/80s, but has almost totally fallen out of usage in the UK now- mainly because it has no origin in our ancient language. It was a word entirely made up in the 1970s, although nobody is really certain where it came from. Possibly a corruption of "pillock" or just a funny-sounding word to describe an idiot. Either way, you'd really be showing your age as a kid who grew up in the 70s if you used it in conversation today.

    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in the 90s near London, it was very common when I was a kid.

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    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know alot of British slang but I've never heard this one before. I had to google it.

    Vix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also calling someone a 'divvy' is useful (means they're being an idiot)

    Lisa Monzon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had never heard this one - and I shall add it to my collection. :)

    Elaine Everett-Klimas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget twonk (my personal favourite), ninny and nincompoop.

    Lady Vader
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wow, not heard wazzock in years, definitely gonna start using this again!

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, im surprised this ones so uncommon readinf these comments.

    Jods
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gets used a lot Oop North. Specially in Yorkshire.

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    Anyhow, British slang tends to satisfy people, whether it's the words themselves or the accent that enunciates the absurdity of some sayings that makes it all sound so exciting and entertaining. For instance, the previously mentioned "Bob's your uncle" has such an amusing history that it makes you want to adopt the phrase forever.

    The thing is, in 1887, British prime minister Robert Gascoyne-Cecil appointed his nephew Arthur James Balfour as Minister for Ireland, and the phrase originated when the nephew addressed the prime minister as "Uncle Bob", which is why the saying began to be used to describe something that could be done very easily.

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In which case, you would be chuffed to say aluminium (with the pronounced 'i')

    Pamela Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the accent on the "min" part instead of the "u".

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    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point of contention: While most Americanized words are arguably 'incorrect' spellings of the original British words (deliberately, as led by an anti-British Noah Webster), aluminum is actually the more correct spelling and the one used by its discoverer, Sir Humphrey Davy, NOT the British 'aluminium'. The British spelling exists because a science journalist thought the '-ium' suffix sounded more traditional for chemicals, but in fact the name is typically dependent upon whether that vowel existed in the oxide from which it was discovered. Ex: strontia->strontium, platina->platinum, so alumina->aluminum.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start by spelling it correctly then ;-)

    Rabbit Lord
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only country in this world who says "aluminum" is the same country that still uses imperial units of measure despite the fact that they once got independent from the british crown.

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually American scientists use the international spelling of aluminium so they don't look like total plonkers at international conferences. Can you imagine, a German scientist to an American . . "Go on, say it!" "Say what?" "You know what!" "OK Aluminum" and every body pisses themselves laughing.

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    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've already included "chuffed" in my day to day conversations, even if it's just to my dog and cats. Eg: "I'm so chuffed that you went in your litterbox!" It's my newest favorite word!

    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congratulations you will receive your union jack in the mail along with your standard issue tea kettle

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    Louloubelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents pronounced it as al-u-minium. They told me that's how it was said when they were kids (US) in the 1930's.

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we say "allum-mini-um" here... don't do the first "Lyoo"

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit of a pickle is an ironic military term for when everything is going tits up and one might need to get one's a**e out of there sharpish .....

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All gone pear-shaped (not going well). Having a bit of a barny (arguing).

    cr0w_is_vibin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm in an episode of Good Omens

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hear 'tickety boo' in Chummy's voice in Call the Midwife

    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In WWII there were several documented military defeats in which language differences between the UK and US allies contributed. British officers often under-stated their language- describing a situation as "rather dicey" or "decidedly unfavourable", but the US commands simply didn't understand how to 'decode' that language- it meant "this is massively fXXed up situation and we're facing immediate and complete defeat- send help NOW!" Even today the British army actually run training courses about how to be clear about your situation in written reports and communications!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the Americans came up with FUBAR, F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition, which is still honoured by programmers today, who call their variables foo and bar. :D

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Snafu. Situation Normal, All F****d Up. But it’s sounds so innocuous…..snafu.

    Furgus McGurgus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh yes, mate. It's all tickety. f**king. boo." aka we're in a bit of pickle.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tickety-boo: RAF slang from WW2. Everything's tickety-boo until you have a "prang"

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last person to say tickety-boo was Bertie Wooster in 1937.

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, only use these if you're in Mary Poppins

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    RuthYorke1 Report

    Eva Verde
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's about time you f*cked off!"

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. That looks like the cheeky ribbing I'd expect from my last job too.

    PiscesMama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have really liked you! You wouldn’t be rude to someone you didn’t like, but I think that’s universal?

    Ian Leyland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some may find our British sense of humour offensive, I've seen leaving cards with "you're dead to us now ... best wishes for your new job". written in them.

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Americans are so worried about words being offensive, they have lost the ability to use them for humour. Life is FUNNY!!! Get used to it and have a giggle.

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    Ultimately, it's pretty obvious that slang helps people to express their thoughts and is essentially just a very fun twist for any language to have. Just imagine what kind of words the English language will have in 50 years' time – do you think things will still be absolutely mental?

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    DanielDeRoiste Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weston-Super-Mare is a place in England and people often refer to 'having a nightmare' simply as having a 'mare'. As in; 'I had a mare last night, lost me keys'. So the absolute worst kind of nightmare is a 'Weston'. Best used sparingly and when one is in a bit of a pickle.

    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're really posh, in which case you'll be having "an absolute 'mare".

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not strictly British.

    PupperPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's the ultimate "having a mare".

    ιξε τραωαντι
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Total nightmare" "Ongoing nightmare" "hellish nightmare" "complete nightmare" etc yes there are many lol

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes we shorten it - "'it was a bloody 'mare!" as my aunt would sometimes say.

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    a2mfk74 Report

    Clarin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little boy is half English, half Dutch. Being brought up in the Netherlands,he always makes me do the commentary on his football games,(on his tablet,) because of my strong English accent. He thinks it's hysterical

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, the Netherlands. How I miss you. I was lucky to visit Amsterdam once, and although there's more to the Netherlands than just Amsterdam, the city and its people blew me away. Firstly, the civil planning is fantastic, the entire infrastructure is enviable. Secondly, everyone spoke better English with perfect accents than even BBC London news anchors, your average Dutch person could TEACH English in any British classroom. Lastly, but not at all in the least, I have never seen a place before or since where EVERYONE walking by in the street was absolutely BEAUTIFUL. I mean exceptional bone structure, bright sharp eyes, model jawlines, and everyone was fit & healthy, hardly any overweight people. WHAT a country! I envy you being able to live there.

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS ; they are tYres - with a 'Y'. Tire is the subjunctive of to tire ie. to be in a tired state; sleepy, soporific etc ..... Learn real English, not the stuff the Plymouth Brethren saddled you with (or Webster)

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was the last grammar nazi left?! BROTHER!

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    Monkey Spunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murray Walker was the king of nonsense commentary. RIP.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although he doesn't say 'tires' he says 'tyres', just to be clear

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    katieisgolden Report

    Clarin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means can't be bothered if anyone is confused

    Erin S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they're Scottish, it's "cannae be arsed." My husband says this a lot.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bar and a pub are NOT the same thing.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a beautiful phrase. No way to use it as an American. Sounds funny with an American accent, sounds dumb with a fake British accent. It’s tragic, really.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the real reason Americans prefer ass? :)

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    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s my mantra. Have I done so and so yet? Can’t be arsed.

    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't even know it isn't a common phrase out of Britain

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bar and pub is different, a bar is generally a bit more, well not so pubbish, a pub is a pub.

    Penny Viglione
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused because it was obliterated. What is the word that's missing key letters?

    Johnny Hicks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We tend not to do “taking the mick/piss” any justice, either, lol

    KAREN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why print it if you have the word obscured? Censorship should be considered a crime.

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    dorocren Report

    Frances M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re Dagenham you are! (Two stops on the train past Barking, where the insane asylum was, hence “Barking mad”)

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only Dagenham saying I know comes from my dad: the 'Dagenham smile' (pants riding low, buttcrack showing). I wonder is it's some feudal thing between country Antrim and Dagenham? Goodness knows 🤷‍♀️

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    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely hatstand. Mad as cheese. Stone cold bonkers.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been using barking mad forever... I don't think I really considered it Brit-speak. Must be a family thing because we had an aunt we called barking mad for decades.

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody loon.

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    TFox Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A phrase I used frequently before giving up on "Lost"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loop-the-flipping-loop. Three sheets to the wind. Cuckoo.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me about another one - 'Up the duff' which means preggers (pregnant).

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese slipped off his crackers

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm latterly using this term as enjoying the last plot and then finding joy in them. Wtf man.

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an Aussie expression. Big on Home and Away in the early 90s.

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    DigsRetro Report

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a young persons thing ; us oldies have been wankered, wasted, totalled, tired and confused (that's a toff politicians excuse), trolleyed, pissed, lathered and full to the eyeballs.......

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget plastered and shitfaced.

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    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost every word in the English language can be used to describe getting drunk. Use the following formula- "I was absolutely gazebo'd" "I was totally badger'd". "I got massively knotted". "I ended up being hugely coke bottled". "I was utterly monkey puzzle'd" Doesn't matter what word you chose, people here will know what you mean!

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.issed as a f.art has to be our best one. What does that even mean? Who cares? It's hilarious.

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use Wankered, smashed, shitfaced, messy, absolutely trousered etc. they all mean DRUNK AF.

    absolutelyvibin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "absolutely trousered" sounds fun as hell to say in a bad British accent

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    Kay blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although "mortal" is beginning to head south (mainly thanks to Geordie Shore) for a long time it was only a phrase heard in the North East.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard this in use in the South long before any of the various different 'shore' programmes existed.

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    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..Bladdered, Rat-*rsed, three sheets to the wind, hammered..

    Mart Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gwtting sloshed" is my personal favourite

    Peej Maybe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trolleyed, smashed, pissed as a newt (also aware that 'pissed' means something like 'angry' in the US - not the same here)

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard that before. Reminds me of 'maggoted' that some Aussies say (I'm assuming it's a bogan thing, never heard it in person)

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    AsianOddBall Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact: Wank is a town in Germany. Now imagine an alternate universe where it is the capital of Germany. Now think of John F. Kennedy in said universe.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or t****r. Edit: BP is nuts - I can write wanker, but I can't write to-ss-er.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you edit your comment i think it lets you remove the asterisks second time around.

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    JLN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid has a British friend and thanks to the friend their new favourite saying is 'bloody wanker!' Accent and all...haha

    Fay Kneuse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, BP. That's not even a swear. I know it's not because my dad, who I've never heard swear in my life, said it. Granted I was utterly ruddy flabbergasted by the entire kerfuffle, as I always thought it was, but he's a pretty good authority on these things. For context he called Daily Mail readers it.

    Martin John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the Brits use "cXnt" in a more playful manner (including its adjectival form "cXnty") than its vicious usage here in the States.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C U N T Y B O L L O C K S ! and F E C K I N G A R S E ! are my go-to swears when I drop or break something or my cats misbehave.

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    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :) There are alternatives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAM2cLhBFzU

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an unfortunate fact that Mitsubishi labelled their Shogun SUV as Pajero in some countries. Pajero is Spanish for Wanker.

    Leila Orozco Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a club and there was a girl from England that worked there. She called a male customer a wanker once and he thought it was adorable. I had to break it to him what she meant. He was heartbroken! LOL

    Joni Blinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am absolutely flummoxed! Why is wanker blocked! 🚫

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    MrYustin Report

    PatriciaB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's definitely not cool.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire east end of London may disagree with you, you judgemental hound.

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a certain kind of people use these words

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who wears adidas tracksuits.

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    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOBODY sounds cool saying innit!

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but Micheal Caine gets away with EVERYTHING. Including "innit".

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    Shaista Afridi 🇦🇫
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always say innit and im not a chav ( cries)

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was genuinely gonna say innit in response to this but i shall refrain

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    Linziaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the brits who use them aren't cool. Wanna be gangsters

    Monkey Spunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool? No. Mentally challenged? Definitely.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that name, you sound positively enlightened, you moron.

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    Antony Aston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one sounds cool saying bruv or 'innit.

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me when I tell you that no, you will definitely not sound cool if you say either of those words.

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    priyapastiche Report

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, you are going to have a massive shock if you ever get over to this sceptered isle ..... probably thinks we all wear bowler hats to work and have afternoon tea every day ....

    PatriciaB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine from Chicago genuinely believed that before he came here, his first day in the UK was in Manchester when they were playing Celtic, you can imagine the reality check.

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do like knackered! Describes the feeling perfectly.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cream crackered, rhyming slang for knackered.

    Meami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were watching Britbox last night and my husband asked me what "get some kip" meant. I have never been so proud as I was at the moment I was able to tell him.

    Lynne Stankard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, never shout 'Oy' to anyone. Could end up with a black eye.

    Jane Thorne-Gutierrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a Ricky Gervais entertainment channel.

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    thunderouswoods Report

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to say things like "I would be flabbergasted but HR told me I couldn't do that at work any more"

    Nunya Bus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is flabbergasted a brit thing? I've long used that word and no one has looked at me strangely. Hmmm

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... me too. I don't think it's a Brit thing. I've been using mental, barking mad and such since childhood, and I am old.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My gast has never been so flabbered"

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I have always liked that word but not used so much these days

    eamonn purcell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread flabbergasted as fingerblasted lol

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you learn something unexpectedly - my gast was well flabbered.

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    dirtydr2014 Report

    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard that one!

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think I've ever heard a fellow Brit say that

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been going mental for a long time, but never heard 'limbs"

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard limbs used like that.

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know where you got that from but most British people won't have a Scoobie if you day that

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    ItsOkayToBeDif2 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Proper job" - needs to be said with a thick West-country accent.

    Sam Kingston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There a chain of diy shops named this exclusive to the South West. Like to believe that they won’t allow non West Country people to say it.

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a reddit yesterday where a girl described her puppy as "proper tiny she is" and absolutely loved it.

    Furgus McGurgus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm proper livid - the sparky who done me lights made a right bollocks of it, and now the immersion turns on every time I make a toastie. Did I say livid? I meant fumin'!"

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve started using proper. It just seems to work when nothing else does

    Tee Witt
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    3 years ago

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    Correct sounds so much better though

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot have a correct brew but you can have a proper brew. And being correctly done over? Nope, Properly done over.

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    GodDamnitLopori Report

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "aye up me duck" was also used quite heavily in Lincolnshire.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fancy a kipper tie? Yes please, milk and two sugars.

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha ha, I just read that as Noddy Holder.

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    Psychopathic Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman moved up to stoke from Bristol and thought the local town Hanley was called "Hanley duck" only realised it wasn't when someone asked her why she always said duck after the Hanley part

    Jane Thorne-Gutierrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scots have cornered sarcasm... numpty ( someone who canna arganize a piss up at a brewery..) and so many more.

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's definitely a north/south divide when it comes to slang. Ay up will be known across the country but the others are not

    Gee Raa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Int eet, "isn't it". Goin on the Buz,up Anley duck.Dustne "don't you ". Wudne,"wouldn't you;

    Eb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in the Netherlands I was very confused by a Dutch plumber who spoke English with a totally authentic Derbyshire accent and vocab as a result of spending all his holidays there.

    Shaista Afridi 🇦🇫
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um im british and ive never heard of these lmaooo

    Aileen Grist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nesh is used in Lancashire/Yorkshire for a soft a**e person

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    hvois Report

    Tom Jacobs
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks... I think it would be more engaging to watch paint dry...

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching pain dry. I'm stealing this expression

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't, just don't. the people on that programme are predominantly stupid chavs (mostly from Essex or Manchester) without any sense of shame or relevance - please stop watching this hit the sooner the better, once lots of people stop watching it the money men will pull the plug.

    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think "hit" is missing the leading S

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    Jules
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you really should avoid Love Island like the plague...

    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use "fuming" and Livid" in the USA as well. Not a lot, but we use it. Especially "livid", at least here in California, is pretty common. It's a synonym of "Purple" or "Purplish" because angry people turn purple, apparently. I think it's an exaggeration of "turning red "😡, but so red as to look purple. In Italian "Livido" means "bruise" and it's a common word. Bruises are often purplish in color. This has been a presentation of "The more you know✨⭐🌟".

    Jules
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, please don't. You won't learn much from Love Island other than what a bunch of twats they are

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are just normal expressions though.

    Hollysmom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those used to be pretty common in the US too

    Kate E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The past tense is fun, "I was fucken fuming"

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    esther_pischel Report

    Kay blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't work with American English because in British English "pants" are underwear.

    Paul Davis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have the same issue with using "f-a-n-n-y" in the British way...doesn't really work in America.

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    Clarin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pants" is more of a way of describing that things are not good,like "my day was pants."If that makes sense

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total Inability To Support Usual Performance. ;-)

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or “it’s all gone Pete Tong”

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, now you're diving into rhyming slang. That's dangerous territory!

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    Lynne Stankard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must just add - that Knickers can be a very good expletive!

    Robin DJW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it when a situation goes all pear-shaped. My SIL used it when I was visiting her and I laughed for a long time. Now whenever a situation goes off the rails I always say it went all pear-shaped.

    Sam Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or we say "it's gone tit's up" when things go wrong 🤷

    Jules
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually something IS pants as in it's not very good rather than something going pants. Instead you can say something went tits up

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    chad_effortless Report

    Tee Witt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off your rocker was more common 'up north'

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    jade s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard that one. I prefer "Batsh*t"

    Emmy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “He’s doing my nut in” (really annoying me)

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is Brit... we say it in Florida all the time...also off your nut. For stupid we might say the elevator doesn't reach the top floor, the lights are on but no one is home, a sandwich short of a picnic, a flag short of a carnival...there are millions of them.

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    CCPH1028 Report

    Michele Viney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry that's "Madder than a box of frogs"!

    Batwench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if I was a bee in a bag I would be rather mad as well. If not down right miffed.

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    holly smethurst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard this in my 36 years, box of frogs yes, bag of bees nope

    Otter
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best is the Australian expression "Madder than a cut snake"! Although the US equivalent "Batshit crazy" is also nice.

    Billy Beecham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring out the wet suit with the bottom cut out and fetch the bucket of soapy frogs!

    Lucas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that from Red Dwarf? Can't quite place it!

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    Joanne M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said mad as a bag of cats (UK)

    RoseTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saying I hear most is "Madder than a hatter"

    Jules
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Madder than a box of frogs

    Joni Blinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I have to say, bees beat frogs, every time!

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    LaKeniaem Report

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That came long before love island

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would gouge my eyes out with a hot fork before I would watch something called "Love Island UK" and I have been using this for decades... since early days.

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    RoseTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't think that Love Island is anything what Britain is like. It's not, and it's a very f****n low bar as far as standards go. I'd rather watch a nail getting hammered into my own head.

    Phil Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Island is bollocks, just full of bellends and tarts. Early days is quite old.

    Aeon Flux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's early days," fabulous.

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person musta hung out under rocks for alotta life

    Dodo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Early days" isn't universal?

    InfectedVoice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early doors is for when the pubs used to open in the morning and then close around lunchtime.

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    DiscoTechie_ Report

    Clarin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an old phrase, I think most English people would laugh if you used it now

    Sue Pownall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. Only used in American films whose posh Brits would say it.

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    Moo Moo Futch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Brit, I can honestly say I have never heard a single person say that.

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this has been used since approximately 1901, apologies

    Jules
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could only get away with saying that in a posh period drama!!

    Dodo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been watching too much Jeeves & Wooster, love.

    XSpooky_Mint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought wasn't food....

    GenericPanda09
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard that one before... but it's suspiciously close to a well known one of 'absolute top'......so maybe a working of that.

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