When you think of jokes to make you laugh, it’s usually silly little one-liner jokes that make you chuckle. It’s not often that biology jokes come into the horizon. Yet here we are with a huge collection of jokes about biology to make a rather grave subject a bit more laid back.
These jokes will work great to have a laugh yourself, or if you’re a teacher of the subject, you can’t go wrong with a couple of biology puns to lighten the mood in the classroom. Because there’s nothing better than having a funny teacher who’s got jokes. It just sets the mood right, and students get a whole lot more motivated. Or, if you’re a student, you can put your smart pants on and crack a few of these clever jokes to the teacher!
And now, get ready to dive into the wonderful sea of biological science jokes! Be it for a personal laughing session or the need for puns for teachers to use in a classroom, this list should provide you with everything you’re seeking.
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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Did they not take the class in high school? how qualified are these scientists?
Where did the viruses go?
They flu away.
What do you call an organic compound with an attitude?
A-mean-o acid.
Y’all want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
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Biology is the only science where multiplication is the same thing as division.
I was reading a book on helium…
I couldn’t put it down.
What do you call a cab that provides drug therapy?
Chemotaxis.
What’s the tiniest virus in the world?
Smallpox.
Adenovirus is the smallest virus and Mycoplasma is the smallest bacteria. Both bacteria and viruses are contagious organisms that lead to many diseases in both plants and animals. They are everywhere in the environment around us.
What do other plants do when one of their plant friends is sad?
Photosympathize.
Plants are not capable of emotions. its not biology, its rocket science. (and with that sentence I blast off into space with my homemade rocket and begin my journey to mars).
My biology teacher decided to create vocal cords with stem cells. The results really speak for themselves.
What did the endoplasmic reticulum say to the Golgi?
“I like your body,” it said.
Golgi replied, “It’s complex.”
One flower looks at the other and says, “You hungry?”
The second flower responded, “I could use a light snack.”
Good news! There are well over 100 labs in America working on developing a vaccine.
Just wait till they get the German shepherds involved!
Today in biology class we were dissecting an eye.
I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.
Biology professor: “Hello, class. Today we will be learning about the liver and the pancreas.”
Biology student: “Ugh, I hate organ recitals.”
I dont! I love organ Recitals! music is my passion, other than biology of course!
Biologists can also be great philosophers.
They give fantastic life lessons.
It's impossible for plants to escape from jail. There's a wall around their cell!
Which place of worship is made from amino acids?
The cysteine chapel.
What can you use to get plaque off of your brain?
Neural Crest.
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Because you are Cu-Te.
I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I told him, “I think your fly is open.”
What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F?
Biodegraded.
Why can’t a plant be on the dark side of the Force?
Because it can’t make food without the light!
The one is not a joke unlike #35, never underestimate the POWER of the dark side
Microorganisms are so hipster. They were evolving on earth before it was cool!
And after! that is the joke of it all!!!! I love my mother and you should too!
A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down…
Now he has to start from scratch.
A British biologist walks into a pub in London and asks for a pint of adenosine triphosphate.
The barman replies, "That’ll be 80p."
Why was the biologist broke?
Because he was sporely paid.
What did the cell say when he ran into the table?
Mitosis!
Cells can't speak, right? I hope not! the world could be in trouble!
Why didn’t anyone want the biologist’s new book?
It was a hard cell.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They’re allowed to wear genes to work.
wrong kind of gene guys! you can't wear a gene😡 perhaps you meant jean?
How does a marine biologist end a conversation?
Sea you later!
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
As an itsy bitsy book.
Reading small books like that is not good, or as the fench say, "no bueno"
Why are men sexier than women?
You can’t spell sexy without xy.
This is false. while the letter X is present in the word "sexier" the letter y is not,
How do you reprimand a lazy scientist working in a cryogenetics lab?
“Your contribution in this project is absolute zero”.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
The ungulate says to the parasite. “You make me sick so I am going to expel you. You can’t stay with me anymore.”
To which the parasite replies: “But I encyst”.
Which biochemicals wash up on beaches?
Nucleotides.
Why didn’t the dendrochronologist ever get married?
Because he only dated trees.
A doctor, a health insurance agent, and a lab tech walk into a bar. Who pays the tab?
The patient.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
“I like your ‘style.'”
The female pistils might undergo a lot of 'stigma' but they have a lotta 'style' :)
A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect…
Apparently, he was ambidextrose.
Why was the scuba diver disappointed in his biology grade?
Because his score was below sea level.
Why should you worry if you get a B for your biology practical?
Because it’s much easier to dissect a frog!
I am not sure who is carbon dating, but I will find it out soon and let you know.
The selection procedure for the exam was very selectively permeable.
Not many people could get through that easily.
The wives of the American Society of Otolaryngologists have a cute saying: "The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus."
A paramecium and an amoeba are walking down the street. The amoeba asks "So, lacking any psuedopodia, how do you manage to get around?"
The paramecium replies "A cilia question I've never heard!"
A black bear and a white bear jump into a pool at the same time, which one dissolves first?
The white one, because it's polar!
How did the botany student finish her flower identification homework so quickly?
She put the petal to the metal.
How were the two protein structures able to remain friends for so long?
They had a peptide bond.
Why did the biologist get booed off the stage during American Idol?
He was caught Lipidsynching.
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
What did the conservative biologist say?
“The only cleavage I want to see is at the cellular level.”
The biologist was very particular about his culture.
No matter what, he would always take care of it with all his affection.
Girl whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
Looks aren't everything, it's what's inside you that really matters.
What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Why are tertiary structures selfish?
Because the amino acids are all wrapped up in themselves.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
