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Dad jokes are unexpected, and you can hear one anywhere—at Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, or during a simple drive to the local supermarket. But they never get old.

Luckily, the social media project Dad Says Jokes, which already has millions of followers across various platforms, is collecting them so that no puns are forgotten. Below, you will find our absolute favorite posts by the cult online phenom, ready to make you groan, chuckle, and maybe even roll your eyes.

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Dad jokes about democracy, kids voting on movie and pizza, but dad chooses because he has the money.

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    Screenshot of a dad joke about taking a spider out for drinks, shared on an Instagram account for dad humor lovers.

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    Even though they often make us cringe, experts say dad jokes might be an example of good parenting.

    In a new study, researchers from Penn State University demonstrated that parents who use humor have better relationships with their children.

    "Humor can teach people cognitive flexibility, relieve stress, and promote creative problem-solving and resilience," said Benjamin Levi, professor of pediatrics and humanities at Penn State College of Medicine and senior author of the study.

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    Dad humor: A joke about parents fighting boredom before the internet with 18 siblings clueless too.

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    Dad joke about donating blood, featuring humorous questions about blood ownership and storage.

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that feeling... "What do you mean, FIVE kidneys???"

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    While aspects of humor and play have been studied across various settings and in child development, the use of humor in parenting hasn't been formally addressed, the researchers said.

    "My father used humor and it was very effective. I use humor in my clinical practice and with my own children. The question became, how does one constructively use humor?" Levi added.


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    Dad joke about being under arrest for being good in bed, charges dropped due to lack of evidence.

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    Adam Chang
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you always have your lawyer present dealing with cop.

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    Dad humor joke about a teenage son treating his dad like a god, emphasizing humor in family dynamics.

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    Paul Collucci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now I have a new way to look at being used by so called friends.... Got to stay positive ...

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    Dad humor tweet about eating unpopped popcorn before cremation for a humorous effect.

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    First author Lucy Emery, who was a medical student at Penn State College of Medicine at the time of the research and is currently a pediatrics resident at Boston Children’s Hospital, said there's an interesting parallel between business and parenting, which are both hierarchical.

    In business, humor has been shown to help reduce hierarchies, create better environments for collaboration and creativity, and defuse tension.

    So while the average parent-child relationship is way more loving than its corporate counterpart, stressful situations still happen, and humor can help defuse that tension and hierarchy and help both parties feel better as well.

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    Dad joke about praying for a bicycle, realizing it doesn't work, then stealing one and praying for forgiveness.

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    Dad jokes on IG featuring a humorous post about a 40-week "body building program" resulting in a newborn girl weighing 7lb 8oz.

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    The team surveyed 312 people between the ages of 18 and 45. They also found a correlation between a parent's use of humor and the way their children, who were then adults, viewed the way they were parented.

    Of those who reported that their parents used humor, 50.5% said they had a good relationship with their parents and 44.2% reported they felt their parents did a good job raising them.

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    Text from "Dad Jokes" account sharing a humorous exchange between an elderly couple in church.

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    On the other hand, of those who said their parents didn't use humor, only 2.9% reported a good relationship with their parents and just 3.6% said that they thought their old folks did a good job parenting them.

    While it's not that surprising that loving parents would use more humor with their children, Levi said that such a stark difference between the two groups was still unexpected.

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    Dad humor post from IG account says false teeth should be called "substitooths" instead of "dentures".

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    Text post from a Dad Jokes IG account with humorous wedding video joke.

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    For more witty puns, check out our older publications on Dad Says Jokes. Who knows, maybe they will finally give you the tools (and by that I mean the one-liners) you need to finally one-up your own father!

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    Dad humor joke about perspectives in a tunnel shared by Dad Jokes account on Instagram.

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    Fishpanda (fish/panda/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern day, all three would have phones and be filming as well.

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    Dad joke about listening to wife shared on Instagram account dedicated to dad humor.

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    U2b or No2b
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might just turn the tables and use this on my wife.

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    A dad joke about forgetting a wife's name but still using terms of endearment, shared on a dad humor IG account.

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    Falafal salad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    95 years of marriage? How old is this guy? What age did he marry?!!

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    #26

    Dad joke about an 8-year-old on 'Take Your Kid To Work Day', asking where the "clowns" dad works with are.

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    HTakeover
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is straight out of Family Circus and Calvin & Hobbes... and probably many others. Classics never die.

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    #30

    Dad joke about restaurant visit shared on IG account, featuring humor about being asked to wait as a joke setup.

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    Joseph Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first one I had to chuckle at! Very funny.

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    #32

    Dad humor in a tweet about a bus driver's Tinder bio exaggerations and disappointing dates.

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I'm concerned, bus drivers are bl**dy important.

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    #33

    Dad joke about Galileo, humorously referencing a famous song lyric.

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    Dad humor joke about being arrested for impersonating a politician by doing nothing, shared on an Instagram account.

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    #36

    Dad joke about a cop saying "PAPERS" and the reply "scissors" from a humorous IG account.

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he yelled "STONES!", and now you have broken windscreen and a fine receipt.

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    #38

    Dad joke about using newspapers instead of toilet paper with a pun on "The Times are rough."

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    Dad joke about a password featuring Disney characters, emphasizing the humor in misunderstanding "characters" and "Capital."

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    Jrdiver
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly.... A decently secure password. Fairly long, but memorable. There's an xkcd about this

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    #42

    Dad joke text post from an Instagram account, humorously quoting a friend's advice about being in a hole.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the blind guy fall down the hole? He couldn't see well

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    #48

    Dad humor post joking about social distancing and the Flat Earth Society's fears of being pushed over the edge.

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    U2b or No2b
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though you'll find canneries on Tuna island.

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    U2b or No2b
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting electrocuted is no joke. It hertz!!!

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    U2b or No2b
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give up. You can do better.

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    Buz Droopy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for herpes. That s**t'll come back with you.

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    U2b or No2b
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or vanilla pudding her clothes on.

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    Phyzzi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is really uplifting, but it escalated quickly.

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    François Carré
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kept thinking you could never live withour her by your side ?

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    U2b or No2b
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss dating my wife. I can't seem to remember how old she is.

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    Phyzzi
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    1 year ago

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    Can't read anything? You were supposed to put it on the list, not your eyes

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. He said it was the most violent thing he'd ever read.

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    geezeronthehill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you like your steak cooked? That would be great, I can't eat raw meat.

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    DP Nerill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been using that one for years when anyone asks, "How did you find the...?" It's just a coincidence I've been a dad for years also.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a posh sandwich. Lettuce, Gherkin, Bacon and Tomato with Quince preserve, obviously.

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    Aelin Wildfire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...it's not pronounced the same...

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    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a book on fly fishing by JR heartley?

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