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Toilets and animals with threatening auras are perfect for fueling your nightmares. Now, all that's left is a bed you could have them in. How about one that stands in the middle of a pool with electric appliances everywhere around it? No? Don't worry, there are plenty more to choose from that are equally creepy. Continue scrolling and check out this refined collection of beds with the most threatening auras people have ever seen. Sweet dreams.

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Arietis
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where you go to take a nap after ordering the beheading of your fifth wife.

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    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! I want one of those in my backyard

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    Fluffy monster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beautiful but you'll wake up in the morning in a giant spiders web

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they certainly dont need any humidifier!

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    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to traumatize your children, starting @baby years ;-)

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    Alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal traps use food, human traps use sleep

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As unattractive as I find this, seems like someone had a concept and it all together makes sense

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    Aria Clarke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    two men...sitting in bed...five feet apart cuz they're not gay... (thats a reference btw pls dont attack me)

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    Casper Sand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine lifting this bed to vacuum under it!

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    Arietis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Art installation: "50 sheeps exploded next to a hospital bed"

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    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah GOD, the damage this contraption will inflict: all over your shins & broken toes after a couple of nights sleeping :-(

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also note the timestamp --- this is before widespread youtube how-to's with people improving each other's ideas. This is a single person doing it by themselves and not expecting anyone outside close family to see.

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    Juririn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, if these were in a hotel, they might be... fun...

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    #22

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    PjandBolt
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    6 years ago

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    You mean a f***k chamber?! :D (I'm sorry bad pun)

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    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met this great girl, went back to her place and suddenly I felt very inadequate.

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone worked really hard on this.

    Heather Brady-Connor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone might be over-compensating just a bit. lol

    Lucas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay - these really are bed-knobs!

    Baked Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phallic and barbaric all in one

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing wrong with this sex altar is that it isn't centered properly. Everyone knows you can't make the sweet love under an askew taijitu.

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm pretty sure you get pregnant just looking at it

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There don’t appear to be any testicles.

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    beloved
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the p****r post bed.

    nonmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why have a dildo when you can have a post (ouch)

    Benny Secrets
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to see here but my spirit animal totems

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I can relate to....did I just say that out loud? Damn my mouth.

    Aria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks so uncomfortable

    Femur!
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first sight I think those things were soldiers, then I realized were penises... Shame on me.. I mean, I have one and I don't see this at first sight... smh

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the time it took to produce this, means there was NOT a lot of sex going on . . .

    Nathalie Langevin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! That has to belong to a tribe chief deep in Africa!

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original John Holmes bed!

    Sancho Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. 1 curves a little to the left.. wiener of discontent -bed .. lol I know it's something else that was probably made a long time ago, still awesome in a dirty way.

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bed, but this bed doesn't know sleep

    Lilith Hollis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have a really dirty dirty mind

    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, you're actually seeing what you think

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    Jenn O
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bed from 50 shades of grey?

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wish it was that entertaining...

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that will be the uh... "marriage" bed then...?

    Miklós Nagy
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    6 years ago

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    The bed of neglected housewifes.

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    Dr John A Truman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know its innocent but this is really creepy in my opinion

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    Lucas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief - straighten everything up, it's driving me nuts!

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't wanna know, what you might see once you turned off the ceiling light

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In parents bedroom in Every african country in the early 2000's

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    Komal Aprajita Pandey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt if this bed for sleeping or performing circus.

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    Alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone foiled their plans... im sorry I had too

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually appreciate the 100% dedication to the theme

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a 100% chance a man with a hairy chest has done a sexy photo shoot on this velvet nightmare.

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    Patrick McKemie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to need a least three more mattresses.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's just the feet of the table who are up

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    Lucas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUY SOME NEW PILLOWS FOR GOODNESS SAKE! No bed is a decent bed if the pillows are shite.

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