Baristas can be true lifesavers—they make that delicious, sweet coffee that gets us through the day, they supply the masses with tasty shakes on a hot summer day, and basically provide a much-needed service that all of us have used at least once. But not all is good in barista land. For one, they belong to customer service, which comes with its own challenges that have long been documented. Another difficulty for baristas can be... their job as a whole.

A Twitter user who goes by human plushie (@INTERNETM1LF) started a viral thread where people posted the kind of ridiculous orders they've received from customers (and each one needs to be fulfilled—that's the service, after all). There's a whole plethora out there, and here are some of the more notable ones.

More info: twitter.com

#1

monc1er Report

proud
Community Member
3 months ago

*starts crying*

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#2

SantanaP517 Report

proud
Community Member
3 months ago

thats not coffee thats a monstrosity

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#3

yourgirllstar Report

proud
Community Member
3 months ago

....... just end me.

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The orders can range from absolutely bland, something akin to water with little to no flavor, to an essay length of requirements that the barista will have to figure out. And let's not forget, because the customer is always right, these drinks become a true challenge of willpower. Some even asked for a bee in a cup... Why? No one knows, but it's there.

#4

h_annahliz Report

proud
Community Member
3 months ago

THIS IS A COFFEE CUP NOT A FRICKIN BREAKFAST PLATE

Claire Goodman
Community Member
3 months ago

The new invention egg coffe

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Iva Kazalova
Community Member
3 months ago

Sir eggcelot 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

A Random Panda
Community Member
3 months ago

... Those don't look like eggs.

cookie
Community Member
3 months ago

they decided to use their cup as a breakfast platter

Steffi Bicher
Community Member
3 months ago

That looks like pineapple to me?!

Pixie
Community Member
3 months ago

Or sponges

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Monolicle Potato
Community Member
3 months ago

What in the actual heck?

Andrew Gibb
Community Member
3 months ago

just needs nogg

Truth Monster
Community Member
3 months ago

when cutting carbs businesses struggle to cope. weird packaging like this happens a lot.

Cybele Spanjaard
Community Member
3 months ago

It did not specify raw of cooked eggs in that water.. what is Vt anyhow?

Christy Mudaliar
Community Member
3 months ago

Vt is the abbreviation for Venti (a drink size at Starbucks)

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Vanessa Nunez
Community Member
3 months ago

sir eggcelot

Tess Kunkel38078
Community Member
3 months ago

WHERES MY COFFEeeeee hahaha i cant

Vance Neumann
Community Member
3 months ago

Genius. Water is free

Michael Gore
Community Member
3 months ago

I would NOT want to be stuck in an elevator with "sir eggsalot"

Assassin Seven
Community Member
3 months ago

at least they cooked the egg...right?

Eliza Schuyler
Community Member
3 months ago

Dear, could I interest you in some eggs?

LENNON GRAF
Community Member
3 months ago

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

Mariiii
Community Member
3 months ago

I'm concerned

thisisanalt
Community Member
3 months ago

sir eggcelot

『•• espresso ••』
Community Member
3 months ago

The "Sir eggcelot" makes it so much better

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
3 months ago

"Better"? I think more "less horrifying" or so.

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Jackson Floof
Community Member
3 months ago

"sir eggcelot" lol

CrazedFalcon17
Community Member
3 months ago

SIR EGGCELOT

Emi
Community Member
3 months ago

what the...

Isabella Rowe
Community Member
3 months ago

WHY!!!

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#5

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proud
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

What the actual poopoo, that looks like pizza in liquid form

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#6

OGindatrap Report

proud
Community Member
3 months ago

A good cup of ICE

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And these orders aren't generated at a single central point—you can find them in all the cafes and shops that offer drinks. The majority do come from Starbucks, but there's a Dunkin' Donuts in the list too. Basically, no barista is safe from the scourge of silly orders, for which we can only offer our sympathies.

#7

CourtneyAnn1997 Report

Paul Budhram
Community Member
3 months ago

love the thing on the cup

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#8

OGindatrap Report

Amanda Sherland
Community Member
3 months ago

Well, maybe they carry their own tea?

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#9

delacrzu Report

Natalie Bohrteller
Community Member
3 months ago

I'm glad they decided not to take whip, that would have been too much.

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We all probably have our favorite drinks, but these orders take it to the next level. And seeing how some of them are very excessive or just downright mocking, it's safe to say that customers sometimes go overboard. This also gives a glimpse into why so many baristas look overworked (or forget your name... they have mile-long orders to remember!)

#10

delacrzu Report

proud
Community Member
3 months ago

and how big does the cup need to be question mark

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#11

INTERNETM1LF Report

Torin Fuqua37589
Community Member
3 months ago

diabetes

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#12

trvlytragic Report

Paul Budhram
Community Member
3 months ago

Very Orange I see

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#13

mekyuh1 Report

proud
Community Member
3 months ago

Ask Customer if they are ok

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#14

CourtneyAnn1997 Report

proud
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

rainbow coffee....., i approve. i would probabaly maybe eat that

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#15

katlgonzalez Report

Maya Jones
Community Member
3 months ago

the name---

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#16

OGindatrap Report

Aurelia!
Community Member
3 months ago

Um...did they write 'Salina I love you' so that the Barista would have to shout SALINA I LOVE YOU to the whole café??

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#17

CourtneyAnn1997 Report

YouDontLikeMe?
Community Member
3 months ago

That's a latte at Americano pricing.

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#18

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justanotherBoredpanda
Community Member
3 months ago

John, why?

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#19

mekyuh1 Report

Fred Ferret
Community Member
3 months ago

Upside Down?

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#20

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Sista of the moon
Community Member
3 months ago

Wonder if those are both for her???

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#21

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AriMalari87
Community Member
3 months ago

are my eyes deceiving me or is this really blury

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#22

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Isabella Rowe
Community Member
3 months ago

" can I get an iced Berry lemonade just with no ice berry lemonade?" "you sure?" "positive" later " I have an iced Berry lemonade with no ice berry lemonade, for Kaila!" * all heads turn*

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#23

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Sista of the moon
Community Member
3 months ago

Raw sugar and 10 Splenda. 🤮

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#24

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proud
Community Member
3 months ago

vegetable oil

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#25

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Tiredpossum
Community Member
3 months ago

20?!

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#26

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Paul Budhram
Community Member
3 months ago

whattha

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#27

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Sista of the moon
Community Member
3 months ago

Lol no gross

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