This Instagram Page Dedicates Its Content To “Average Parent Problems”, And Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Posts

As a sibling, yes

Um it is. My sister is 50 and I am 51. I do retaliation tattles because she tattled first lol 😂

My aunt got a motorcycle about a decade ago, just slightly before she retired and after her son was a journeyman electrician with his own life, and it was still "don't tell mom".

Younger sister in her mid-20 something told my mom every single bad thing I ever did as a child. 😑

Same I here that alot

Best Grandpa ever!!!!

Truly… Wholesome 100! [Everyone Liked That]

amazing grandpa!

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That's so sweet🥹

Kid's a savage

Hey!!! You could text in the 90s... It wasn't a very long text thou and it cost...

SMS protocol was created in 1984, but didn't became available in Europe until 1993. By 1997 it was pretty standard for plans in Europe to treat SMS messaging as a low cost alternative to phone calls. In the US however, SMS messaging was charged at higher rates than phone minutes until around 2005-2010. This meant that this joke works really well in the US, but less well in Europe. I started a company in the US built around SMS messaging in 1997. At the time, everybody in Europe was using texting in place of phone calls, as it was much cheaper for the phone companies, and so they offered better rates. We built a marketing company that would allow customers to register for SMS based coupons or SMS exclusive deals for sports tickets. Unfortunately, we were about 10 years too early for the US market, and the company failed. It's not worth getting 10% off your Pizza Hut pizza if you have to pay $1 for the coupon to be delivered to you. I built the whole system in PERL.

And here I am thinking the 90's wasn't THAT long ago. My youngest (18) likes to tell me half her siblings were born in the 19 hundreds 😆.

godDAMMIT is right

... and that one weirdo in the background

the third kid's FACE though, is so hilarious, I'm actually lmao

Reminds of when we went ice fishing once. My little sister (3-4 then) got really attached to a dead fish and carried it around for hours until she "put him to bed" in the water before us going home.

I have 5 (five) grand kids that are this ALL day. LOL

My family had two of them. Only my older brother turned out normal. The rest of us were weirdos.

Shell get there eventually

Pandas.. am I going to hell for laughing that hard?

My daughter who was 3 at the time was walking up the stairs and she turns to me and says when will I get boobies like you, so I said when you get bigger. So she goes up one stairs and says they didn’t grow! I am bigger. I said you have to be bigger in age!!

*proud screaming duck noises* duck-de-la...6d054b.png

Shore will.

He's gonna cringe so hard when he grows up and learns about this :/

this is going to be the most frequently told story at every thanksgiving, and he’s going to cringe so hard—

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How about meeting half way? Kajina, maybe?

lol

This is THE story to share at his wedding reception

Be careful where you keep the stash though, Easter bunny search reveals all your secrets

That is true love and all that makes a marriage work!

ah, true love.

My mom has a container of cat treats and three cats. When I visit, I have to be very quiet and careful about the lid or else they'll all come begging. One is chonky and on a diet, and one is just a b!+ch to the others so I don't want to give her treats. I try to just get a few to the 3rd cat 😺

Been there.

i do this...

Asked my thirty-two year old partner if her parents posted this.