The Cunning Linguist
Puns are my business, and business is… well, bad, there's no money in puns. But you should upvote my stuff, so I can create more puns and eventually turn them into a media empire and launch my own rocket into space. Or, at the very least, create some prints, some merch and a book. See, it sounds so much more realistic after the SpaceX-type stuff. Speaking of which, is it just me, or when you hear LatinX, you also imagine it’s their Mexican competitor? As George Carlin would say, 'these are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools'.