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tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Funny Old Newspaper Clippings That Aged Way Better Than Expected

Little dog Crossing street Motor car Sausage meat

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 License Plates So Clever People Had To Take Photos

I had to try it, didn't happen for me

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Memes From The Page That Combines Classical Art With Modern-Day Wit (New Pics)

dead plucked chicken, she's sweeping up the feathers/blood

tom (bat/man) • commented on 31 posts 1 month ago

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

someone's been playing too much Mario Kart

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

mad max vibes

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

solar powered?

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

I thought it was a boat at first

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

that's how the buttons on my shirt look after all you can eat buffet

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

too much lippy

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

thumbs up!

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

....and the beard of a copper wire brush

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

dude you got a tatt and a new phone

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

different phone, been working out

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

it grew back

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

stop....before it takes over your face

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

happy birthday!

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

we don't

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

yes, your thumb is now sufficiently developed for using it as a hook for carrying grocery bags

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

well they weren't wrong, but good on you for putting yourself out there

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

wear a turban and tell them that you now identify as a Sikh...perhaps change the shirt

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

well then you have to wait till 100 until you get a beard like Gandalf

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

what is that white gooey spray on your hair?

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

wow, even your eyes changed colour

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

upvote for donnie darko

"No Words": 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

that's not a girl, it's a 50 year old lady

50 Of The Most Entertaining Real Estate Listings This FB Page Found (New Pics)

the guy taking the picture

50 Of The Most Entertaining Real Estate Listings This FB Page Found (New Pics)

at least they got rid of the bongs and the syringes

50 Of The Most Entertaining Real Estate Listings This FB Page Found (New Pics)

my Lithuanian holiday home

50 Of The Most Entertaining Real Estate Listings This FB Page Found (New Pics)

when I grow up I want to be Versailles

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

If he had gone into the army, he could have been Col. Ostrum.

Guy Decides To Finally Propose After 30 Years And 4 Kids, Is Met With An Eye Roll

Bloody hell! Why didn't she run years ago? Poor woman and poor women who are gaslit like this. The kids being teased by other kids saying that their dad would rather sin and go to hell than marry the mom is really disturbing. What a disgusting way to teach children how the world works. Christians are just the most vile, judgemental b a s t a r ds out there.

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

If he had gone into the army, he could have been Col. Ostrum.

Guy Decides To Finally Propose After 30 Years And 4 Kids, Is Met With An Eye Roll

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

Honk.

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

Honk!

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

If you pull it back until it clicks will it then go forward really fast?

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

yes, your thumb is now sufficiently developed for using it as a hook for carrying grocery bags

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tom (bat/man) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

tom (bat/man) • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Job You’re 100% Sure You’d Be Terrible At?

tom (bat/man) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Funny Old Newspaper Clippings That Aged Way Better Than Expected

Little dog Crossing street Motor car Sausage meat

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 License Plates So Clever People Had To Take Photos

I had to try it, didn't happen for me

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Memes From The Page That Combines Classical Art With Modern-Day Wit (New Pics)

dead plucked chicken, she's sweeping up the feathers/blood

tom (bat/man) • commented on 17 posts 1 month ago

21 Book Titles So Outrageously Funny, The Cover Alone Is Worth The Price

ah another book from the man in the high castle

21 Book Titles So Outrageously Funny, The Cover Alone Is Worth The Price

i have this book although it's one of those rhyming poetry books

21 Book Titles So Outrageously Funny, The Cover Alone Is Worth The Price

I have this book, it's hilarious

50 Hilarious Work Tweets To Read On Your Toilet Break

when I started working in 1991 the HR department was 1 person for a company of 400 people. Now it has 19 staff for 450 people

50 Hilarious Work Tweets To Read On Your Toilet Break

spits out coffee

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

someone's been playing too much Mario Kart

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

mad max vibes

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

solar powered?

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

I thought it was a boat at first

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

that's how the buttons on my shirt look after all you can eat buffet

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

too much lippy

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

thumbs up!

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

....and the beard of a copper wire brush

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

dude you got a tatt and a new phone

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

different phone, been working out

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

it grew back

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

stop....before it takes over your face

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 16 items 1 month ago

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

If he had gone into the army, he could have been Col. Ostrum.

Guy Decides To Finally Propose After 30 Years And 4 Kids, Is Met With An Eye Roll

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

Honk!

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

Honk.

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

If you pull it back until it clicks will it then go forward really fast?

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

yes, your thumb is now sufficiently developed for using it as a hook for carrying grocery bags

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

Goes well with this - https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Oh-Dalek-baum-Oh-Dalek-baum-6914b7fa3c687.jpg

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

Upvote for the dead-on references. Well done.

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

Wow, is that Wonder-Super-Bat-Spider-Hulk-Flash? He's my childhood hero!

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

While everyone's attention was diverted with Dolly the cloned sheep, this was walking the Earth. Meet Stompy 1.0. If he wants food, he gets food.

50 Fascinating Photos That Prove The 1980s Were Wild

2 goldie hawn movies

70 Rare And Powerful Photos From This History-Focused Online Community (New Pics)

yippee....ice creeeeeeam

35 Things Women Do That Make Men Lose Interest

Hits so close to home.

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

Escher's car

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

I'd say he's fiddling with his phone

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Just draw money.

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

50 Of The Most Frightening Photos People Have Ever Taken While On The Job (New Pics)

For disturbed children. They weren’t disturbed when they started.

50 Chaotic Images Where "Things Only Get Weirder" The Longer You Look (New Pics)

I didnt even know i wanted Dino nuggets but those hit the spot. Thanks Bobby.

"What I Ordered VS. What I Got”: 50 Times Careless Online Shopping Backfired In The Most Hilarious Ways (New Pics)

I'm quite good at reading chicken scratch but man... that note hurts my head.

"What I Ordered VS. What I Got”: 50 Times Careless Online Shopping Backfired In The Most Hilarious Ways (New Pics)

Always knew I had a good six inches….

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