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Roger9er • commented on a post 3 days ago

"Holly Rizz": 67 Texts So Funny They Deserve To Be Framed And Hung On A Wall (New Pics)

Funny comment

Roger9er • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

71 Stories From Bartenders That Sound Too Crazy To Be Real

I call BS on this.

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Rog, take some credit for knowing what to Google!

71 Stories From Bartenders That Sound Too Crazy To Be Real

I call BS on this.

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Rog, take some credit for knowing what to Google!

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Wasn't New York once called New Amsterdam?

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Roger9er • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Depends on how stōned you are

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

That is indeed correct. New York originated as a trading post in present-day Manhattan, founded by Dutch colonists around 1624. The settlement was named New Amsterdam and became a city in 1653. In 1664, the English took over the city and renamed it New York. (Source: Google; you don't think I know all those dates, do you?)

Roger9er • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

“Nope. Nopity Nope”: 43 First Dates That Were An Absolute Nightmarish Disaster

"Deception" lmao God forbid you have to look at a bigger person for an extended amount of time. Poor guy.

So Efficient

“Nope. Nopity Nope”: 43 First Dates That Were An Absolute Nightmarish Disaster

"Deception" lmao God forbid you have to look at a bigger person for an extended amount of time. Poor guy.

So Efficient

“I Don't Think She Recognized Me”: 53 People Share What Happened When They Saw Their Bullies Again

Looking down on service workers.. HILARIOUS!

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Roger9er • commented on 11 posts 3 weeks ago

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

And then people ask themselves why aliens never visit us 😂😂😂

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

And then people ask themselves why aliens never visit us 😂😂😂

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

The irony

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

They're stupid af. MAGA's will cheer for Trump as he burns their houses down

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

Aaaand it's gone

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

😍

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

Nintinder, I love this!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

If I were an alien, I wouldn't even show up!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

It's crystal clear what he likes to get at Xmas time!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

😭😭

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

In Amsterdam there's a brewery (Brouwerij 't Ij) which has a beer line exclusively brewed by women.

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Roger9er • upvoted 20 items 3 weeks ago

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They would literally hold their own daughters down for him at this point. I feel like I wake up every day in the Twilight Zone because no way any of this is really real.

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

"" Why Are We Always The Ones Making A Sacrifice? "" ..... you vote for it, every 4 years. They have a ready-to-go insult if you don't comply. The word is socialist, apparently it's a very bad word in pedomeriKKKa.

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

They would literally hold their own daughters down for him at this point. I feel like I wake up every day in the Twilight Zone because no way any of this is really real.

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

Millipedes are amphibians and frogs are plants. Plants are bears. Obviously

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

In the US, there's a beer brewed from the yeast found in men's beards. 🤢

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Roger9er • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Roger9er • commented on a post 3 days ago

"Holly Rizz": 67 Texts So Funny They Deserve To Be Framed And Hung On A Wall (New Pics)

Funny comment

Roger9er • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Depends on how stōned you are

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Roger9er • commented on 16 posts 3 weeks ago

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

And then people ask themselves why aliens never visit us 😂😂😂

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

The irony

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

They're stupid af. MAGA's will cheer for Trump as he burns their houses down

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

Aaaand it's gone

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

😍

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

Nintinder, I love this!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

If I were an alien, I wouldn't even show up!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

It's crystal clear what he likes to get at Xmas time!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

😭😭

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

In Amsterdam there's a brewery (Brouwerij 't Ij) which has a beer line exclusively brewed by women.

Kim Kardashian Faces Backlash After Demanding $145k From Man She Falsely Identified As Homicide Convict

Why is she famous again? For being a good lawyer? Oh wait, no...

Roger9er • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

61 Bizarre Places People Found Hilarious (Not So) Useful Life Advice

And unlike the tree, if you don't like it, leaf.

Roger9er • upvoted an item 3 days ago

So Efficient

Roger9er • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

71 Stories From Bartenders That Sound Too Crazy To Be Real

I call BS on this.

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Rog, take some credit for knowing what to Google!

60 Of The Dumbest Things Coworkers Said That Left Folks In Disbelief That Such Stupid People Exist

Wasn't New York once called New Amsterdam?

Roger9er • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

“Nope. Nopity Nope”: 43 First Dates That Were An Absolute Nightmarish Disaster

"Deception" lmao God forbid you have to look at a bigger person for an extended amount of time. Poor guy.

“I Don't Think She Recognized Me”: 53 People Share What Happened When They Saw Their Bullies Again

Looking down on service workers.. HILARIOUS!

Roger9er • upvoted 14 items 3 weeks ago

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

In the US, there's a beer brewed from the yeast found in men's beards. 🤢

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

They would literally hold their own daughters down for him at this point. I feel like I wake up every day in the Twilight Zone because no way any of this is really real.

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

Millipedes are amphibians and frogs are plants. Plants are bears. Obviously

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

25 Worst Displays Of Weaponized Incompetence, Shared By Folks Online

Says Jeff the incel. What a cockwomble.

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"Holly Rizz": 67 Texts So Funny They Deserve To Be Framed And Hung On A Wall (New Pics)

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“Nope. Nopity Nope”: 43 First Dates That Were An Absolute Nightmarish Disaster

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