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We probably all have a few secrets we’d prefer to keep to ourselves. Maybe we did something that’s just too embarrassing to fess up to, or perhaps it’s a secret that simply cannot get out. Some people will happily take these tales to the grave, never breathing a word to friends, family, or even their partners. But give others an anonymous corner of the internet like Fesshole, a popular X account that shares confessions sent in by strangers, and they’re thrilled to spill.

From cringeworthy mishaps to quietly unhinged deeds, these confessions are equal parts entertaining and uncomfortable—and too good not to share. Keep scrolling to see what people have been getting off their chests lately.

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    #4

    Anonymous confessions about using a radio jammer at psychic events to disrupt the show.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Ok this one is funny

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    #11

    Anonymous confessions online post about avoiding infidelity after seeing a vanity license plate.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Unless you're in an open relationship your lovely wife deserves better

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    #18

    Anonymous confessions post detailing a clever strategy to share ideas with a partner using friends.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    How about communication or breaking up?

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    #24

    Screenshot of anonymous confessions about faking a head injury to get two days off work.

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    Crispycritter
    Community Member
    42 minutes ago

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    #39

    Anonymous confessions post about a person taking a driving lesson after drinking at a pub.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Absolutely dumb and reckless

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    #43

    Anonymous confessions post about a juror getting distracted by a pen lid during a court trial.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago (edited)

    That's horrible. Maybe he was guilty but you weren't paying attention to know that and you sent a man to jail. You should've just admitted you didn't pay attention you lousy b-astard

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    #68

    Anonymous confessions post about a neighbor with Alzheimer's disease asking for his wife.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    7 minutes ago

    Apparently this is a stolen joke

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    #69

    Anonymous confessions post about a funny text message miscommunication between spouses.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    5 minutes ago

    Daddy long legs are not insects and are typically not bothersome

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