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An old man with a little dog and WAY too much time on his hands.

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Mike F • commented on 32 posts 7 hours ago

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

FWIW, I really like these!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Oops.

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

The new recycle?

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Only oboes

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Again with the oboe.

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Also...frostbite. Hahaha!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Down boy!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Doh!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Hahaha, hahaha!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Oboe/bassoon, tomato - tomahto, they are both a curse.

Couple's Babysitter Turns Into Husband's Mistress, But Her Dad Finds Out And Tells Her To Confess

A bit off topic, but reading his replies to those reddit morons is entertaining on its own. A person can't get up in the night for a drink of water without those idiots assuming (since he didn't specify H2O) that he's alcoholic. I wonder how many wanted to diagnose one or more of them as "on the spectrum" since that term, gaslighting, and narcissist/narcissistic are their favorite disorders to diagnose on Reddit.

“This Is Legal Tender”: Guy Tries To Break Up $100 Bill Twice, Gets Taught A Lesson By Getting Change In Coins

Especially in C-stores, the manager will always have your back in those instances because they have higher-ups to answer to as well.

“This Is Legal Tender”: Guy Tries To Break Up $100 Bill Twice, Gets Taught A Lesson By Getting Change In Coins

And bites you in the @ss!

Man Drops The Bomb That His Wife Is Cheating With His Brother, Sparks Chaos During Family Dinner

I disagree. It would give him/them an opportunity to deny anything. By bringing it out in front of the "principles" there's no wiggle room. In front of the kids? Maybe not the best decision but given the OP's mental state, understandable. The in-laws need the unadulterated truth. No painting the pig, because there's going to be a lot of discussion about this and probably some pretty serious fallout, so instead of little nuggets coming out now and then (read- whenever the folks make plans) and a monkey wrench being tossed into the machinery. It's time to pay the piper.

1000-lb Sisters Star Tammy Slaton Leaves Fans Stunned In Swimsuit After 440-Pound Weight Loss

That individual has some really strange ideas of what's good and what's not.

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

What, in your opinion, is this superior system?

Crackhead Barney Talks About Harassing Alec Baldwin In Bizarre Piers Morgan Interview

It would go much further if there wasn't a horse's @ss screaming about it. I don't care for Baldwin myself, but I think he exercised a great deal of restraint by not knocking this idiot's block off.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

That boy ain't right.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

"Like 90 arms..." 😂😂

50 Of The Funniest Cooking Accidents And Fails (New Pics)

Garlic brownies.

50 Of The Funniest Cooking Accidents And Fails (New Pics)

Are they made with real shamrocks?

50 Of The Funniest Cooking Accidents And Fails (New Pics)

Naan?

50 Of The Funniest Cooking Accidents And Fails (New Pics)

Lesson 1, don't pull the pin before you put it in the oven.

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Mike F • started following a person 8 hours ago

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Mike F • upvoted 7 items 11 hours ago

1000-lb Sisters Star Tammy Slaton Leaves Fans Stunned In Swimsuit After 440-Pound Weight Loss

I have a strong dislike for people who say that people *don't* look amazing when they've dropped massive amounts of weight. I don't need to "pretend" that it looks good. I don't need to "pretend" that she looks (more) amazing now than she did at 700+ lbs. I have morbidly obese family members, and if any of them lost large amounts of weight, I would tell them - with honesty, not having to "lie" - that they look amazing. I'm no "healthy and beautiful at ANY size!!!" kind of person (have had too many family members die to obesity-caused issues) but I am disgusted that YOU think that OTHER PEOPLE are "pretending" when they say Tammy looks good. We get it, YOU think she's still ugly and disgusting and gross - that comes through VERY clearly between the lines in your comment - but OTHER PEOPLE aren't like you and aren't "pretending".

Crackhead Barney Talks About Harassing Alec Baldwin In Bizarre Piers Morgan Interview

It would help if both sides stopped accusing the other side of being inhuman terrorist monsters. Fact is, people are not their governments. And I truly believe that Hamas is the worst thing that could have happened to the Palestinian and Israeli people alike, though Netanyahu’s policies have backfired massively too. People just want to live their lives.

1000-lb Sisters Star Tammy Slaton Leaves Fans Stunned In Swimsuit After 440-Pound Weight Loss

Crackhead Barney Talks About Harassing Alec Baldwin In Bizarre Piers Morgan Interview

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Oh, so just another day at Boy Scout camp then?

1000-lb Sisters Star Tammy Slaton Leaves Fans Stunned In Swimsuit After 440-Pound Weight Loss

Compared to whichever person in the world would collectively be voted as most amazing looking, few people would ever look amazing. The day you looked your most amazing may not be amazing next to that epitome of amazingness, but you will still look amazing for you. While I get your point, it seems a strange thing to so strongly dislike that you publicly protest on a post full of positive support for the person who not only did an amazing thing but, by comparison to their past, looks amazing. It's not pretend, it is kindness and it is relative.

Man Drops The Bomb That His Wife Is Cheating With His Brother, Sparks Chaos During Family Dinner

The nerve of these two people playing the victim. It's bad enough that your wife is a wh0r3, but your brother... He's the real piece of 💩

Man Drops The Bomb That His Wife Is Cheating With His Brother, Sparks Chaos During Family Dinner

She should be glad that's all he did. I'd have gone scorched Earth.

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

... and how hard it will be to carry or drag them to it.

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Hey Pandas, How Was Your Thanksgiving? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, If You Had The Power To Erase One Thing From Existence, What Would It Be?

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Mike F • commented on 20 posts 7 hours ago

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

We had those every year multiple times per year. Never even made the local paper.

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Drinking absinthe would also suggest mental health issues, lol.

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Do they have a Calvary?

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

How TF does a 6-7yo set the can on fire?

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

A helicopter, in the 70's? Had to be a large city to have that kind of hardware.

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Probably? Wait until June, it'll be evident.

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Ba$tards.

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Yup, I went to school with a girl who had 3 kids by the time she graduated. We didn't have cable...

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Especially when your only "claim to fame" is being the star quarterback, lol.

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

FWIW, I really like these!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Oops.

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

The new recycle?

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Only oboes

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Again with the oboe.

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Also...frostbite. Hahaha!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Down boy!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Doh!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Hahaha, hahaha!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Oboe/bassoon, tomato - tomahto, they are both a curse.

Couple's Babysitter Turns Into Husband's Mistress, But Her Dad Finds Out And Tells Her To Confess

Mike F • upvoted 20 items 9 hours ago

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Okay, Nancy Kerrigan was a bit out of line

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Elementary school? Smoke bombs? Parent with gun? Bomb threats? Sheesh ...

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Oh, so just another day at Boy Scout camp then?

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

I'm guessing cavalry not Calvary, unless the police airdropped the hill Jesus supposedly died on

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

BP is probably read by youngsters, and they do need protecting; but there's a limit to how much censoring helps (we all know the words, and can fill in the gaps effortlessly). The censoring may be damage limitation by the website (or an attempt to stave off lawsuits). It's a rough old world out there

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

clever girl xD

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Yes

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

stupid question, by fit do you mean seizures?

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

He was just gone with the wind. (Sorry)

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Friend of a friend - their son was similar. When he unalived himself in a car crash, his mom wrote in the obituary that his hobbies were botany and chemistry. Ok, that was technically true....

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Porn parodies of Christmas music, duh.

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Sadly, this happens all over the country. I've had disabled students sexually assaulted. I've had mothers who force their kids to have the babies. I've had 14 year olds who already have two kids by the time they get to high school.

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Never underestimate the power of the quiet kid

30 People Share About One Scandal At Their School That Stunned Everyone

Everyone considered him...the coward of the county...

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I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

Gravity Falls poster!

I Created 27 New ‘Bonebag Comics’ Featuring A Nutty Necromancer And His Audacious Assistant

... and how hard it will be to carry or drag them to it.

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“This Is Legal Tender”: Guy Tries To Break Up $100 Bill Twice, Gets Taught A Lesson By Getting Change In Coins

As someone who used to work in a gas station, this *especially* irks me for a number of reasons (that I can't say all of.) 1) Like a number of commenters already said, the cashier is NOT obligated to take the money. 2) This is among the MANY reasons why Self-Checkouts are so essential despite customer acting like Skynet's taking over. 🙄 It's graveyard shift, cashiers are specifically told NOT to have more than $100 in the register and to deposit the extra $ in the safe ASAP, anything bigger than a $20 bill was to be directed to the SCO even if that means doing the screen for them and again, it's *graveyard shift* and the SCOs are there for security in protecting the cashier from being easy marks for robbery. I would and have straight up pointed customers to one and let the machine make change for these very reasons and then some. If they don't like it, they can go elsewhere, but the threat to tell the manager is often empty and if they do mean it, the manager says the same thing.

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