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Mike F

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An old man with a little dog and WAY too much time on his hands.

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Mike F • commented on 30 posts 11 hours ago

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

Years ago I lived in a duplex of sorts. At the time Cher's "Turn Back Time" was popular and this guy had just gone through a breakup. That SOB played that d@mned song on repeat for well over an hour until I went to the basement and pulled the fuse to his living room. He wasn't happy. I told him if he played that d@mned song again I would throw the fuse away entirely. Fvck you Shawn.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

I have a half dozen chargers, they can have one.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

I have a half dozen chargers, they can have one.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

I had a housemate once that sounded like some kind of animal when he ate. I just learned to tune it out.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

My sister doesn't just grab my phone.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

Irish goodbye always works for me.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

She looks evil.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Hahaha, hahaha!

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Yes! The Jiffy is easy (and Jonnycake) but scratch is where it's at.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Did you ever see Jack Elam in Cannonball Run?

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

"Cool"

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Yeah, they definitely do.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

But you gotta close your right eye...

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Hahaha, hahaha!

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

The warm dry ones?

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Why don't you take a fvcking pill. You've been insufferable for the last two days. Get a life, get laid, get psychological help, ffs get something.

“She Knows Something We Don’t”: People Have Wild Reactions To Melania Trump’s Christmas Behavior

Pretty? As my step-dad used to say "I've seen better looking heads on alley cats".

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

And in a hurry!

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

Same, but my knees. They click so loudly they wake the dog.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

"This is about to be awkward because I really have to fart" and watch it clear out.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

Apparently it is. I have never ordered from any service so I really have no frame of reference, but I have friends who live and die by Door Dash and they rarely complain.

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Mike F • upvoted 9 items 12 hours ago

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

It could just be first date nerves. Let's face it, we've all let our mouths run before engaging brain.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

Get aside privately

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

It could just be first date nerves. Let's face it, we've all let our mouths run before engaging brain.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

Get aside privately

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

If you know this is normal behavior for this person, don't watch something that is so important with them. Wait and watch it alone

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

As long as you keep your frustration for yourself.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

Why do that instead of just asking if you can go through them since you're in a hurry?

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And have enough money to travel extensively several times a year

“Gray Hair Isn’t Caused By Age”: 50 Psychology Facts That Might Surprise You

So instead of b******g about feeling down, I can b***h about cleaning (I hate cleaning). This makes me feel better how?

“Gray Hair Isn’t Caused By Age”: 50 Psychology Facts That Might Surprise You

how am i not dead

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

When I was a kid, I thought the trees made the wind by flapping their branches up and down. Hey, in my defense, it WAS always windy when they did that. 🤷‍♀️

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Mike F • submitted a list addition 15 hours ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

Mike F • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Mike F • submitted a list addition 15 hours ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

Mike F • submitted 3 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Gone Through Any Dental Anxiety As Of Now?

Hey Pandas, What’s A “This Should Be Free” Service That Always Costs Money?

Hey Pandas, You Have 60 Seconds To Ruin A First Date — What Do You Say?

Mike F • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have A Petty 'Neighbour Deterrent' Method?

Mike F • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Go-To Insult For Any Situation? (Closed)

Mike F • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

29 Ways People Flex Fake Wealth And End Up Looking Totally Cringe

Mike F • submitted 13 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Most Treasured Memory You Have

Hey Pandas, If You Died And Became A Ghost What Would You Do?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Dessert You’ve Ever Tasted? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Least Favorite Halloween Costume?

Hey Pandas, What Smell Have You Smelled Recently That Brought Back A Memory From Your Childhood?

Hey Pandas, If You Were The Last Person On Earth, What Would You Do?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

Hey Pandas, Who's The Worst Teacher You've Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Stay At One Age Forever, Which Would You Choose? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Write A Sentence Starting With The Word "I" And Let Your Keyboard Finish It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If I Went Through Your Cabinets, What Is The Weirdest Thing I'd Find?

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Is Ai Actually Gonna Be Our Downfall?

Mike F • commented on 20 posts 11 hours ago

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

I have a half dozen chargers, they can have one.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

I had a housemate once that sounded like some kind of animal when he ate. I just learned to tune it out.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

My sister doesn't just grab my phone.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

Irish goodbye always works for me.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

She looks evil.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Hahaha, hahaha!

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Yes! The Jiffy is easy (and Jonnycake) but scratch is where it's at.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Did you ever see Jack Elam in Cannonball Run?

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

"Cool"

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Yeah, they definitely do.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

But you gotta close your right eye...

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Hahaha, hahaha!

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

The warm dry ones?

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Why don't you take a fvcking pill. You've been insufferable for the last two days. Get a life, get laid, get psychological help, ffs get something.

“She Knows Something We Don’t”: People Have Wild Reactions To Melania Trump’s Christmas Behavior

Pretty? As my step-dad used to say "I've seen better looking heads on alley cats".

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

And in a hurry!

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

Same, but my knees. They click so loudly they wake the dog.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

"This is about to be awkward because I really have to fart" and watch it clear out.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

Apparently it is. I have never ordered from any service so I really have no frame of reference, but I have friends who live and die by Door Dash and they rarely complain.

Mike F • upvoted 20 items 13 hours ago

You’re trying to get somewhere on time, but a group is strolling slowly across the entire walkway like they own the city.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

As long as you keep your frustration for yourself.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

It could just be first date nerves. Let's face it, we've all let our mouths run before engaging brain.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

Get aside privately

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

Why do that instead of just asking if you can go through them since you're in a hurry?

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

If you know this is normal behavior for this person, don't watch something that is so important with them. Wait and watch it alone

Funny, Jokes

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Even in the reflection she looks jealous

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I think it's your cue to get out of the queue.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

"Well, nobody's perfect." - Joe E. Brown, "Some Like It Hot"

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Sorry but your Mum is an ars hole maga.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

That's interesting. I never get good results with Jiffy Mix, but my made from scratch cornbread is great. If I do say so myself.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Sauteed mushrooms? Do extra, I'm coming over.

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

What does a bowel scientists look like?

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

They belong together!

Sent An "Email-Like" Message To Confirm A Date With A Sweet Girl I'm Seeing, Needless To Say Her Reaction Made Her Even More Endearing !

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

PO TAE TOE. PA TAH TOE....If you squint and turn your head to the side with your chin down it does look like a vape.

How Dead Am I?

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

Way back in the 1900's....

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This is snort laugh funny!

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