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Big mouth, love puns and corny jokes, fascinated by words and language, odd sense of humor, the snark is strong with me.

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Jo Johannsen • commented on 25 posts 5 hours ago

30 People Share Unexpected Gifts They Received That Turned Out To Be Very Valuable

And the goosebumps shivers.

30 People Share Unexpected Gifts They Received That Turned Out To Be Very Valuable

I always wanted to get it, but too scared because what if something went wrong. At 70, I think it's too late to bother.

30 People Share Unexpected Gifts They Received That Turned Out To Be Very Valuable

And the goosebumps shivers.

30 People Share Unexpected Gifts They Received That Turned Out To Be Very Valuable

I always wanted to get it, but too scared because what if something went wrong. At 70, I think it's too late to bother.

30 Things That Shook People’s Faith In Religion, As Shared In This Online Group

Gotta ask BP...and the list of censored words is growing.

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

I would prefer fluorescent purple, but I'm open.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Dinosaurs not furry! I'm old enough to know!

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Just a couple small issues.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Cute as all get out 😘

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Is that "make it complete" or "leave no leftovers"?

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Brilliant!

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

The lesser known chickenradish.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Spooning fungi style.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

But the maker has my respect big time!

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

My kind of blues.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Hope someone scored this.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Elegant!

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Love this s!

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Fuschigenta dream couch.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Never been used?

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

In fantastic condition.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Beautiful

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Love the overhead lamp, too.

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Jo Johannsen • upvoted 15 items 7 hours ago

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

brb gotta go break my arm

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

It’ll be 90 metres tall by then

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

brb gotta go break my arm

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

It’ll be 90 metres tall by then

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

They might love us even more than we love them. There's a saying "be the person your dog thinks you are."

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

If I did that now I wouldn't be able to walk for a week from the knee and back pain

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Ahh ha! So you are yhe thing that can kill me.. stay back.. i know keratin.. or karate.. something like that.. and I'm not afraid to use it..

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

OK, everyone, say it with me now...."Life, uh, finds a way."

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Love the colour.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Because you want to share the love you feel for the fish and hope it gets it because talking to it didn't seem to do much. Edit: you have videos of fish that are thrown into the water and then swim up to the hand to be thrown again. The fish is happy and it woul have missed out if the human didn't start playing with it

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Challenge accepted?

30 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Happens to me too... be it soups, cereals, Betamax, HDDVD... everything I liked or backed gets pulled.

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

I can't even do one bounce on a pogo stick.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

This is so heartwarming. Thank you BACA

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus Although it doesn't say anything about a drop in radioactivity cause by the growth.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

So do I.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Get a mush room, you two

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Jo Johannsen • submitted a new post 2 months ago

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Jo Johannsen • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Are Some English Language Oddities? (Closed)

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Hey, Pandas, What's The Strangest Place Name You Have Ever Been To? (Closed)

Jo Johannsen • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Embarrassing High School Memory? (Closed)

Jo Johannsen • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Coolest Thing You’ve Ever Done? (Closed)

Jo Johannsen • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Gives You Nightmares? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Recipe? (Closed)

Jo Johannsen • submitted 14 list additions 1 year ago

Plurals In English

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

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What Is Your Favorite Pastime During Quarantine? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? (Ended)

Jo Johannsen • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

What Is Your Biggest Dream Or Aspiration? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?

Jo Johannsen • commented on 20 posts 5 hours ago

30 People Share Unexpected Gifts They Received That Turned Out To Be Very Valuable

And the goosebumps shivers.

30 People Share Unexpected Gifts They Received That Turned Out To Be Very Valuable

I always wanted to get it, but too scared because what if something went wrong. At 70, I think it's too late to bother.

30 Things That Shook People’s Faith In Religion, As Shared In This Online Group

Gotta ask BP...and the list of censored words is growing.

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

I would prefer fluorescent purple, but I'm open.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Willing to be a test subject.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

"Pro-life" applies only to the potential child; the extant mother gets no such consideration in the US.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

So the Amtrak conductor doesn't remember interrupting my shower? Whew!

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Anything it wants. 😳

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Dinosaurs not furry! I'm old enough to know!

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Just a couple small issues.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Cute as all get out 😘

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Is that "make it complete" or "leave no leftovers"?

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Brilliant!

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

The lesser known chickenradish.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Spooning fungi style.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

But the maker has my respect big time!

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

My kind of blues.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Hope someone scored this.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Elegant!

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Love this s!

Jo Johannsen • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

brb gotta go break my arm

30 People Share Unexpected Gifts They Received That Turned Out To Be Very Valuable

Makes my eyes roll back into my head. So good!

30 People Share Unexpected Gifts They Received That Turned Out To Be Very Valuable

My first Kindle was a life changer.

30 Things That Shook People’s Faith In Religion, As Shared In This Online Group

For me, it was a claim that animals have no soul. and I am absolutely sure that they have it, both reason and soul, and more than some people.

30 Things That Shook People’s Faith In Religion, As Shared In This Online Group

K**b head

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

It’ll be 90 metres tall by then

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

I can't even do one bounce on a pogo stick.

30 Things That Are Cool When You're A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You're An Adult

If I did that now I wouldn't be able to walk for a week from the knee and back pain

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Challenge accepted?

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

They might love us even more than we love them. There's a saying "be the person your dog thinks you are."

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

ManOfDoors reply

Thought i would share this, irish philosophy when it’s best 😜 Why Worry In life, there are only two things to worry about— Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about— Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you die, there are only two things to worry about— Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends You won’t have time to worry!

Icy-Revolution1706 reply

Nurse here. If you're having a general anaesthetic for a routine operation, and worried about dying while under, please be aware there are about 7 different "levels" of stuff we can do to bring you back. So if the thing we normally do doesn't work, we've got plan B, then we've got plans C, D, E, F, G& H. ( and we rarely need to even go to Plan C, let alone the rest!) It's ridiculously rare for you to never wake up from a routine op, of course it happens occasionally, but for every case you've heard about it happening, there's THOUSANDS of identical operations where it didn't. I've been qualified 15 years and it's literally never happened anywhere I've worked.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

Ahh ha! So you are yhe thing that can kill me.. stay back.. i know keratin.. or karate.. something like that.. and I'm not afraid to use it..

SuvenPan reply

India's tiger population grew from 1,411 in 2006 to 2,967 tigers as per the 2018 census. Based on the best available information, tiger populations are stable or increasing in India, Nepal, Bhutan, Russia and China. But much more work is needed to protect this species if we are to secure its future in the wild.

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

OK, everyone, say it with me now...."Life, uh, finds a way."

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus Although it doesn't say anything about a drop in radioactivity cause by the growth.

quietfangirl reply

There is a type of mold growing on/around the Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl. This mold eats radiation, and the radioactivity of the Elephant's Foot has decreased drastically since the mold started growing there. idk, it's just comforting to me that the planet can heal no matter how bad the scar we left.

ek_su_as reply

Switzerland has implemented a scheme ‘Time Bank’; which is an old-age assistance programme, under which, people can volunteer to look after the elderly who require assistance, and then, the number of hours they spend with or caring for seniors gets deposited in their individual social security account.Eventually, when the volunteer reaches that old age when he or she requires support, this ‘Time Bank’ can help them by providing time-based services which include consultations, babysitting, hairdressing, gardening, tutoring, or any other time-consuming job in addition to being looked after by a volunteer as well.About 34 countries are trying to apply this scheme. Very Wholesome and humane!

Someone Asked For ‘Very Comforting Facts,’ And 35 People Delivered

This is so heartwarming. Thank you BACA

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