Scagsy
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I have been banned by BP for saying that I would rather be with my father as he passes than out partying.
I may return but for now goodbye and good luck! xxx
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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.'Show All 17 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.'IamHeretoSayThis reply
When I was in about sixth grade or so, my family and I adopted a dog--Sally--we had found abandoned with her pups. We found the pups a home and decided to keep Sally, little did we know the mom had separation anxiety. Before I left for the school bus one morning after my parents had gone to work, I was to put Sally in her kennel, but she absolutely REFUSED to get in. Knowing I was already running late, I just gave up and left. When I came home that afternoon, it was pure destruction. The blinds had been destroyed, she had scattered all my things on my desk on the floor--including a small fish tank--and the house had a myriad of broken objects throughout. Let's just say my parents weren't too thrilled, but I managed to persuade them to keep her. To this day she was one of my absolute favorite dogs. Who woulda thought?This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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