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bxttery_bxby • commented on 13 posts 3 months ago

30 Chucklesome Reasons Folks Received Ridiculous Nicknames, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

I took a Hunter's Ed class a few years ago for school and the guy misread my friend's name as "Henry" (Her name is Henley) and now that is the only way I refer to her.

30 Company Secrets Spilled By Ex-Employees That People Are Not Supposed To Know

I got all six of my piercings at Claire's (Doubles in both ears, then one with a triple and a cartilage) and every single one got infected. I am apparently allergic to most metals and the only ones I can use are titanium and gold. I told them this, and they still used stainless steel to do my piercings (they told us the ones I picked out were titanium)

Germany Is A Whole Different World, And These 50 Photos Are Here To Prove It

Good news! We talked things out, and I'm okay now. Bad news! The thing that I did to get in trouble? Turns out it was a child predator and now the police are involved. My life is amazing.

30 People Share Their "Anti-Bucket" List Of Things They Would Never Do Again

I did this. I thought he loved me, but all he wanted was something I wasn't mentally ready to give. I felt pressured into it and I still did it because he had me convinced that he loved me, but the minute I stopped doing what he wanted, he left. I have since met a guy who does actually love me and thinks about me all the time. I couldn't ask for someone better.

Germany Is A Whole Different World, And These 50 Photos Are Here To Prove It

I am not allowed out of my house without a parent. They took my keys to the house too. I understand that I am being punished for what I did (it's a long story, yes I was the one in the wrong) but this is just cruelty. I don't know how to get out of this.

Germany Is A Whole Different World, And These 50 Photos Are Here To Prove It

Mississippi. I've gone to teachers and they called CPS and that just made things worse at home. I can't post on reddit bc it is blocked on school chromebooks and this is literally the only thing I can get on right now. My phone and laptop have been taken away. I don't know what to do.

Germany Is A Whole Different World, And These 50 Photos Are Here To Prove It

Y'all I know this is going to sounds insane but all of my other social medias have been taken over by my mother and they found some not ideal things between me and some boys and now everything has been taken away. I need help. Can someone please tell me how I can legally move out at 16 without parental consent? I cannot continue living in this house. I am not allowed to sleep in my bed. I am not allowed to pick out my clothes. They said if I leave they will press charges against me and anyone who helps I am so sorry someone please I need advice.

50 Of The Dumbest Kid Moments Adults Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Eventually thank God. We didn't go back to the beach for a longggggg time after that. It's been almost 8 years and I'm still not allowed to touch anyone's car keys at the beach lmao

50 Of The Dumbest Kid Moments Adults Just Had To Share (New Pics)

I DID THIS AS A CHILD AND TOLD MY MOM THAT I PUT A PIECE OF SEAWEED OVER IT SO I KNEW WHERE THEY WERE

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

I did not know this and I live here. Wow.

30 Delusional People Leaving Horrible Reviews For Restaurants, As Shared In This Online Group

As someone with they/them pronouns, I am not offended when someone calls me "ma'am" or "sir" I will literally answer to anything. I know that it's not the same for everyone, but I don't find it a big deal if someone assumes my gender because they don't know it. I haven't told them, so how would they?

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bxttery_bxby • upvoted 27 items 3 months ago

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Tell me about it. Ramadan is coming up and McDonald's still dares to advertise food!

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Narciss called, he wants his image back.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Tell me about it. Ramadan is coming up and McDonald's still dares to advertise food!

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Narciss called, he wants his image back.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

At least he matches their tops

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I am unimpressed.

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

Such cheeky little eyes!

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

He saw Robin laying an egg.

40 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh Then Cry

"Whatcha doing Jon?" Just airing out this paper

41 Funny Comics About Random Happenings In Life With Unexpected Twists By A Canadian Artist

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we got those yellow lines down the middle of our roads.

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

Al dante's inferno

50 Of The Dumbest Kid Moments Adults Just Had To Share (New Pics)

lmaooo did you find them

We Joke About Our Mental Health And Insecurities 🥲😂 also Not Funny: People’s Weight Or Physical Features In General, Someone’s Financial Status Or Lack Of, Death Or Suicide. anything I Missed? - @therealjoirizarry @trashyqueen_ @sourqueen2 📸@homewithzuis . . . . . #funnynotfunmy #badjokes #stopsayingstupidshit #racismisnotcomedy #stopbeingphobic #mentalhealthawareness #mentalhealthmatters🧠 #safeplaceinsideyourhead

50 Of The Dumbest Kid Moments Adults Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Pennywise, the Early Years.

Terracotta Vase In The Shape Of A Lobster Claw, Made In Greece Around 450 To 400 Bc

'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

It's just tacky when your pants are long enough to drag on the floor.

50 Of The Most 'Antisocial' Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled 'Fear Of Going Out'

Ya'll just so casually figured out you were related

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

I'm sure they could have relocated her to the woodwind section.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

He thought she was a pastatute.

People Share 35 Parenting "Trends" They Strongly Disagree With

I’m sorry you have to deal with shitty parents. F**k them. Carry a large safety pin with if you don’t feel comfortable with a weapon. Don’t be afraid to stab a rapist. Do what you must because a man will do what he wants.

People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying

‘…and by the authority invested in me by the state of…. State of…. Missouri..no Kansas… I somehow pronounce you married … now kiss your bride, sit down, and fasten your seatbelts…’

35 Obscure, Interesting And Bizarre Facts About Celebrities That Aren't Widely Known

Lorde of the Onion Rings

People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They’ve Encountered And They’re Hilarious (50 New Pics)

This is where I was born

35 Obscure, Interesting And Bizarre Facts About Celebrities That Aren't Widely Known

They are called his band mates.

35 Obscure, Interesting And Bizarre Facts About Celebrities That Aren't Widely Known

And he also has a black line in the middle of his face which I find quite fascinating.

35 Obscure, Interesting And Bizarre Facts About Celebrities That Aren't Widely Known

So did John Wayne Gacy.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Probably because men.

35 ‘Shockingly’ Good Programmer Jokes And Memes From This Online Group (New Pics)

I'm so glad he's wearing a high visablity vest. Very important when 10K feet in the air. (yeah I know it's a photoshop).

30 Delusional People Leaving Horrible Reviews For Restaurants, As Shared In This Online Group

No sir. No ma'am. Yo fuckstick, what can I do to please you.

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bxttery_bxby • commented on 17 posts 3 months ago

30 Of The Most Annoying Things Customers Ordered In Fast Food Restaurants

I worked at CFA and once we had a guy come in a order 4 ice cream cones, a cookie and a brownie, and then an unsweet tea. My co worker was like, how even.

40 Pics That Show Climate Change Is No Joke

Soup

30 Chucklesome Reasons Folks Received Ridiculous Nicknames, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

I took a Hunter's Ed class a few years ago for school and the guy misread my friend's name as "Henry" (Her name is Henley) and now that is the only way I refer to her.

30 Company Secrets Spilled By Ex-Employees That People Are Not Supposed To Know

Germany Is A Whole Different World, And These 50 Photos Are Here To Prove It

Good news! We talked things out, and I'm okay now. Bad news! The thing that I did to get in trouble? Turns out it was a child predator and now the police are involved. My life is amazing.

30 People Share Their "Anti-Bucket" List Of Things They Would Never Do Again

Germany Is A Whole Different World, And These 50 Photos Are Here To Prove It

50 Of The Dumbest Kid Moments Adults Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Eventually thank God. We didn't go back to the beach for a longggggg time after that. It's been almost 8 years and I'm still not allowed to touch anyone's car keys at the beach lmao

50 Of The Dumbest Kid Moments Adults Just Had To Share (New Pics)

I DID THIS AS A CHILD AND TOLD MY MOM THAT I PUT A PIECE OF SEAWEED OVER IT SO I KNEW WHERE THEY WERE

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

I did not know this and I live here. Wow.

30 Delusional People Leaving Horrible Reviews For Restaurants, As Shared In This Online Group

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

According to my parents, it doesn't matter if I paid for it. They still own it. I find that incredibly screwed up.

People Share What Things Massively Improved Their Homes With Minimum Effort (30 Posts)

My step dad actually does AC and Heating work and he installs smart thermostats. He says that everyone single one he's installed he has had to go back and replace them with regular thermostats because the people do not like the way they work. It's just personal preference I guess.

30 Mistakes Movies Make When Portraying Various Professions, As Shared By Folks In This Online Thread

The way I see it is, I don't know what's right and what's wrong. I have no desire to. I just think they know what they are doing and that is all that matters to me. Plus, the Chicago series is my obsession.

There Is A Lookalike Camera During St. Louis Blues Games, Here Are 35 Of Its Hilarious Discoveries

We named my elf after him lol. His name is Hermey Samuel

bxttery_bxby • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

35 Of The Juiciest Scandals People Had At Their High Schools That Make "Euphoria" Seem Not So Unrealistic After All

At my old school, our biggest one was that some girls went on a weekend trip and got drunk, then hit a guy on their way home, leaving him in critical condition. Same weekend, a popular football player got into a fight with his (supposedly) pregnant girlfriend and bit part of her ear off. At my current school, we got put on lockdown for someone bringing a gun to school and then a few weeks later we got put on lockdown again while the police came in a searched everyone for drugs.

Putin Invaded Ukraine But United The Whole World, Here Are 47 Of The Most Important Things That Have Been Done So Far

"Well, That Sucks": 30 Times Really Unfortunate Things Happened To People's Homes (New Pics)

We had one in our attic! We don't live there anymore.

bxttery_bxby • upvoted 20 items 3 months ago

41 Funny Comics About Random Happenings In Life With Unexpected Twists By A Canadian Artist

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we got those yellow lines down the middle of our roads.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Tell me about it. Ramadan is coming up and McDonald's still dares to advertise food!

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I am unimpressed.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

At least he matches their tops

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Narciss called, he wants his image back.

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

He saw Robin laying an egg.

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

Such cheeky little eyes!

Terracotta Vase In The Shape Of A Lobster Claw, Made In Greece Around 450 To 400 Bc

40 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh Then Cry

"Whatcha doing Jon?" Just airing out this paper

50 Of The Dumbest Kid Moments Adults Just Had To Share (New Pics)

lmaooo did you find them

50 Of The Dumbest Kid Moments Adults Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Pennywise, the Early Years.

We Joke About Our Mental Health And Insecurities 🥲😂 also Not Funny: People’s Weight Or Physical Features In General, Someone’s Financial Status Or Lack Of, Death Or Suicide. anything I Missed? - @therealjoirizarry @trashyqueen_ @sourqueen2 📸@homewithzuis . . . . . #funnynotfunmy #badjokes #stopsayingstupidshit #racismisnotcomedy #stopbeingphobic #mentalhealthawareness #mentalhealthmatters🧠 #safeplaceinsideyourhead

40 People Who Ended Up With Very Unappealing Food On Their Plates (New Pics)

Al dante's inferno

'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

It's just tacky when your pants are long enough to drag on the floor.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

I'm sure they could have relocated her to the woodwind section.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

He thought she was a pastatute.

People Share 35 Parenting "Trends" They Strongly Disagree With

That's what animals do... Acting on every random instinct. You are not responsible for it and shouldn't have to deal with it. Unfortunately, they're plenty of people who don't expect better of males and it sounds like your parents are in that group. I hope you can find an adult you can trust to support you. You will have to deal with such behavior as it is common but you don't ever have to accept to be treated like a thing, you're a person deserving of respect.

People Share 35 Parenting "Trends" They Strongly Disagree With

50 Of The Most 'Antisocial' Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled 'Fear Of Going Out'

Ya'll just so casually figured out you were related

People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying

‘…and by the authority invested in me by the state of…. State of…. Missouri..no Kansas… I somehow pronounce you married … now kiss your bride, sit down, and fasten your seatbelts…’

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