30 Delusional People Leaving Horrible Reviews For Restaurants, As Shared In This Online Group

Hehe! Great reply.

We should introduce ourselves like that once in a while just to see the reactions. "Hey I'm Barbara, your vegetarian bartender!", "Thank you for calling [company] I'm Jeff, your fitness enthusiast sales consultant!".

No wonder the food was bad!

*'Twilight Zone' theme starts playing*

WARNING!!! Food may contain fresh and natural ingredients!

Don't get a cat!!

Good job taking the time to write the truth.

That is both heartless and clueless. Unbelievable.

I don`t think they will cry if you never come back!

Anyone knows how thorough did the owner through him?

The nerve!

Thats why you have 0 friends

That is ridiculously adorable.

What does the last sentence say?

A*****e must’ve smelled his own booze breath blowing back in his face.

Seems pretty wholesome. Embarrassment palpable.

It is astonishing what some people think they can get away with!

Uhhh tmi dude

is this person 5?!

Why would you ask where someone lives? Creepy f****r!

Such a useful review.

"Not their fault" but you penalize their rating anyway. Now, the author is at fault.

Racist c**t

Don't mind the idiots, Covid. Focus on ur work

Sounds like the reviewer was right on this one.

Not a great idea to order food if you don't even know what it is. Just ask!

Ex partner.. Hopefully

So you can't just ignore it then?

I prefer Coke Zero to Diet Coke.

Instead of sir what should they call you? "Hey you?"

Give me free shït or I’m going to tear your restaurant a new asshøle.

Maybe you really don`t belong here.

I didn’t know napkins were now on restaurant menus as side dishes. Maybe this person should BYON in future, to be sure their napkins are tasty enough for them.

Haha! 1st: gay secs clubs are anointed in sweat, cum and lube. Period. Every one I’ve been in and I’ve been in LOTS. So, her complaint is her man goes to gay secs club, where presumedly gay men or at least men who like sec with men go to have secs with men and he was brushed up against or bumped into (often the “code” used to show interest in a place where one wears a towel or nothing, and men are literally there to have sex and it’s often VERY dark) & she wants to worry about blurry consent lines? Consent is of extreme importance. When I go to a gay secs club, trust me, I’m there to give consent. If anyone whom I’m not interested in brushes against me or caresses me, I politely decline by removing their fingers or c**k & continue to prowl the space. Even an nod of “no thank you” will do, but com’on

I try not to judge people for their grammar, but one word sentences are not cool.

So, you pee on Graham crackers then sniff them? What an unusual hobby! (/s)

I'm not going to go into a vegetarian based restaurant and expect them to serve me a perfectly prepared wagu steak why do certain vegetarians/ vegans expect to go into establishments that are meat centered and expect a special menu prepared just for them? Don't leave a 1 star review because you chose a restaurant that couldn't cater to you.

I sort of feel that it would be reasonable to ask if someone was ordering food before the kitchen closes

Who is Baker Mayfield?

Okay, that one I can understand.

BTW, many people of all genders don't like sitting with their backs to the room.

Baby and high chair- the restaurant was accommodating. Cutting hush puppy in half- found corn silk and thought it was a hair. I don't think this review belongs here.

Uh OK?

Am just laughing at the person who found the review to be 😎....not useful, not funny, just Cool.....