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Going to college is a huge step. It has the potential to be one of the best—if not the best—era in your life. But all of that depends on a huge number of factors, some of which are outside your control, from the students you meet and the roommates you get to the professors you’re assigned. You might find your life filling up with more drama and weirdness than you anticipated.

However, if you ever need to vent or get rid of some deeply-rooted guilt, you can always reach out to the ‘College Confessions, @collegefessing, Instagram page. The account is dedicated to real college students’ confessions, both super serious and seriously silly. We’ve collected the top recent stories to share with you today—scroll down to check them out. And yes, this will be on the test.

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The ‘College Confessions’ page styles itself as the “#1 page for college content,” and it’s hard to argue with how popular it is. 

The project is absolutely massive on social media. On Instagram, a whopping 5.4 million people follow the page for the freshest confessions and college-life memes. Meanwhile, 102.1k internet users follow the project’s Twitter account.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he was a good sport about it all! If that accidentally happened to me, the humor of it would keep me happy for days

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The Instagram account has a little bit of everything for everyone. On one side, we have confessions that range anywhere from humorous uni-life oddities to secrets that probably no student would want to admit publicly. It’s a good thing that they can do so anonymously.

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On the other side, you have hilarious memes that perfectly encapsulate what it’s like to be a student. Partying way too much. Eating unhealthily (what even is a vegetable?). Forgetting about, y’know, actually studying. Sharing the rollercoaster of a ride that comes from interacting with the quirky faculty. It’s life at its most chaotic. With all the good and bad that this brings.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you think you have it bad? there someone who had to go to class without his daily drug fix

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah this is one of those “damned if you do and damned if you don’t” situations. It really does suck a*s, hope this predicament gets better for them. 🤞🏼

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However, attending university is more than just about partying and doing the bare minimum to pass your classes. Sure, it’s an opportunity to test your limits, meet new people, and see what life has to offer, but it doesn’t have to be a re-run of your favorite college comedies. Ideally, you’re looking for a balance between studying (i.e. delving deep into the topics that interest the academic inside you) and having an active social life (something that’s important no matter how young or old we are). Spending all of your time in bars and clubs is just as bad as staying isolated in your room, nose to the grindstone, 12 hours a day with no breaks.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she has a brother make your move and get back at her, tell her Karma seduced him

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait until you’re older. You’ll have to moisturize your legs every day, right out of the shower or they’ll itch so bad you won’t be able to focus above the steering wheel.

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According to ‘All College Talk,’ students ought to study between three to four hours a day. That way, you’ll be able to keep pace with the assignments and review the material before each class and seminar. Study less and you’re risking falling behind (though, hey, we’ve all been there, haven’t we?). Study more and you’ll realize that you’re not as efficient as you think. As always, consistent effort almost always trumps studying ‘binges’ right before the deadline.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pandemic revealed that many people are gross. Oh and holy water is more like unholy water because too many priests don't wash their hands.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you obviouslg have the uperhand,you have the mattirials, just dont give it to em

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Research has shown that office employees spend fewer than 3 hours actually working every day. That’s more or less the amount of time that people can stay focused and productive. So keep that in mind for your study periods as well. Odds are that if you schedule yourself 8 hours of non-stop studying, you’ll end up either procrastinating (hi, YouTube and Instagram!), or you’ll keep rereading the same page half a dozen times because you’re just too darn tired to make sense of the material.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In college I learned that I work best under pressure so I put everything of until the last minute. I kept doing that in my professional life and it worked out great for me. Sorry not sorry.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They said they wanted employees. They never implied they planned to pay them.

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Though if you absolutely must cram in hours and hours of studying into a single day, the best thing you can do is to take long breaks between each session. Take a nap. Go for a walk. Go make yourself some dinner. Eat some dark chocolate. Get a quick workout session in. Meet up with a friend. Let your brain rest so you can focus when you need to get your hands (and brain) dirty again.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be so creeped out by that. I most assuredly do not want to be my wife's 'daddy'.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do it. At least you'll have less student debt to pay back - student debt are golden handcuffs.

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If you realize that you’ve been falling behind way too often, don’t panic. Universities often have awesome support structures in place to help students achieve their full potential, and lend them a hand when they’re dealing with tough issues. Reach out to your mentor or your local student body for a conversation about what’s going on. Colleges also sometimes have therapists available for more serious issues.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My roommate stole one of the poolside tables since they were clear so she could use it as a light table. She moved out and I had 3 other roommates before I graduated. My last roommate who stayed in that room till she graduated a year after me ended up getting in trouble for it

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked at Purdue, and I was amazed at what people could get away with. Not me, of course. I was being amazed for a friend.

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Also, consider seeing the head of your program during their office hours, or pop by for a chat with the college admin staff. The odds are that they’ll be more than happy to give you some practical advice. For instance, they might help you put together a studying schedule. Or they’ll give you some pointers on what material to focus on either for coursework or exams.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say you were justified - it's your modeling charge for his foot fetish photos

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Don’t forget that you have an even wider support system than that! Talk to your roommates or your college buddies. Call your family or your pals back home. Heck, use the weekend to actually go back home if you’re missing your nearest and dearest. Nobody’s an island—we need to feel loved and like we belong. And if nobody’s available, you could always make an anonymous confession online. You never know, a complete stranger might give you just the perspective that you need.

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Which of these college confessions got your attention the most, dear Pandas? What was studying at college or university like for you? Is there any advice that you’d like to tell your past self, who’s just about to start their studies? Let us know what you think in the comments. Meanwhile, for some more interesting content from ‘College Confessions,’ check out Bored Panda’s earlier feature right over here.