This Instagram Page Is The Home For Anonymous Student Confessions, And Here Are 30 Of The Spiciest

I think I'm in love with him too

Awwww

You are doing God's work, thank you :)

That’s as bad as saying you forgot to study for the exams

At least he was a good sport about it all! If that accidentally happened to me, the humor of it would keep me happy for days

I honestly get that

I agree. Like a project work or something

you think you have it bad? there someone who had to go to class without his daily drug fix

Yeah this is one of those “damned if you do and damned if you don’t” situations. It really does suck a*s, hope this predicament gets better for them. 🤞🏼

If she has a brother make your move and get back at her, tell her Karma seduced him

Haha wow that must be a boring class

Just wait until you’re older. You’ll have to moisturize your legs every day, right out of the shower or they’ll itch so bad you won’t be able to focus above the steering wheel.

Let’s hope it goes well

The pandemic revealed that many people are gross. Oh and holy water is more like unholy water because too many priests don't wash their hands.

Well, you obviouslg have the uperhand,you have the mattirials, just dont give it to em

Unless he has threatened you or harmed you in any way, there's literally nothing you can report him for. BUT, if you've got some good friends who are cops, or a group of friends who want to help you make things CLEAR for him, do that. Or find out where he's going to be in advance and act really CRAZY while looking at him. After the third act; he'll begin avoiding you.

In college I learned that I work best under pressure so I put everything of until the last minute. I kept doing that in my professional life and it worked out great for me. Sorry not sorry.

They said they wanted employees. They never implied they planned to pay them.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

I would be so creeped out by that. I most assuredly do not want to be my wife's 'daddy'.

Do it. At least you'll have less student debt to pay back - student debt are golden handcuffs.

One of our teachers was in playgirl

My roommate stole one of the poolside tables since they were clear so she could use it as a light table. She moved out and I had 3 other roommates before I graduated. My last roommate who stayed in that room till she graduated a year after me ended up getting in trouble for it

I worked at Purdue, and I was amazed at what people could get away with. Not me, of course. I was being amazed for a friend.

I say you were justified - it's your modeling charge for his foot fetish photos

That took a turn

Does he own a cafeteria in denmark

Kearney's greatest scandal, surely.

Roommate had similar issues...I have tourettes

infinite sadness

sounds like he got the short end of the pasta noodle

Very strong!

This is why you keep your Bluetooth off when not using it.

legendary move, I hail you sir

I wouldn't be able to take a bus home on the takings from a college cafeteria cash register. Dubai? Not a chance. Debet cards ruined the robbery business.

Don't spend that $$$ on law school unless you know you'll pay off that massive loan!

Just because a guy calls your girl doesn’t automatically mean she’s cheating.

Sounds like you misunderstood the offer

Is that really a problem though? Surely it's no different from watching porn if he's just looking up images.

I stopped talking to them while I was there, in preparation

Makes the boobies fuller too, if you're female and test the theory. Just sayin'!

whats wrong with jim?

Got a feeling this person is really really annoying and tries far far too hard .. could be wrong I often am

That's a TRUE friend. All around REAL one.

revenge mission happening here

you bounced yourself, bro

Whatever works, Dude.

That's just...sad

Your both arseholes.

Maybe don’t put their d**k in your mouth in the first 24 hours

congratulations, you recouped 0.05% of your tuition fees, but it's a start!

It's not called sex when you do it alone.

You’ve never had kids

This sounds highly dubious. I had a few open-book exams, but in the vast majority of exams, there would have been no way we were allowed to have anything other than pens, pencils, calculator and a water bottle. If we brought anything else into the room it had to be stored at the front, well out of sight/reach. We would not have been allowed to have a book at our feet.

I get the cramps in my legs too.

Trust me. She knows.

I had a few guy friends that I explicitly told I wasn't interested in more with them, but then I somehow was the bad guy when they convinced themselves that I might be interested after all and they turned out to be wrong. It sucks for us too. Either accept that nothing will happen and move on, or leave the friendship. It'll suck, but not as much as continuing an unhealthy relationship. But be honest with her, if you're going to cut ties, cause she'll wonder what she did wrong if you just stop talking for no clear reason.

Wait. What? The professor tapped into their camera without their permission or they knew it was possible the professor could see them but didn’t hide their cheating??? I’m totally confused.

If everybody fails he won't be a professor much longer.

Weird flex, but ok.

report his lecturer to the uni board, maybe??

is this why people become cops?

Seems fair....I don't want to go out if I have to pay to go out.

except for all of the pandas ESPESALLY ME

Can someone explain this to me? I don't understand modern technology

Wow what an ah

Is there such thing as a part a*s girlfriend?