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We all want to find our identity. To capitalize on it. For some, it can take a lifetime. For others, mere seconds. Even if it doesn't belong to them.

There is a subreddit called r/ActLikeYouBelong and it has 520K members. Why so many, you ask? It shares stories, pictures, and videos of people pretending to be someone they're not!

From a man posing as a delivery driver and stealing beer to a girl faking her way into a music festival as a photographer, you'll be surprised how many of these evil geniuses get away with it, too.

#1

The Madlass Thief

The Madlass Thief

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I took a computer course at an IT center and all classrooms were equipped with the newest computers and laptops. One day a guy walked in our classroom with a trolley during class, he told the teacher that he needed some laptops and loaded them on the trolley, wheeled them out, straight out the frontdoor, loaded them in a van and went off. 10 days later they discovered that this guy had stolen 15 laptops and security held the door for him.

tuzdayschild
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was beyond lucky to have employee who cared that much.

Matt Hollis
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You son of a bitch! I'm in - cut to heist music

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm shocked how easy it was to take the documents!! I mean even without security there wasn't anyone else in the room???

Mere Cat
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you look confident enough, people will believe you have the right to do whatever you are doing. My friends tried this at a night club - they started bringing stuff like glasses and table lamps out of the building in plain sight, nobody cared. They almost managed to carry a huge sofa out until a worker realised what they were doing. :D

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CAMAW
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flamefriendsshipped, thank you for giving me a new role model

debster
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's awesome. I'm glad he didn't fire her.

Cactuar Jon
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is definitely the best way to prove a point

glowworm2
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is absolutely incredible!

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When it comes to inventing or borrowing an identity, I usually think of Frank Abagnale, the guy whose life inspired Catch Me If You Can. But for this article, I decided to dig a little deeper. And I'm glad I did. There have been plenty of fraudsters who have pulled off remarkable stunts and lived to tell the tale.

Take Perkin Warbeck for example. Chances are, you've never even heard of him. But Warbeck was the perpetrator of one of the most audacious cases of identity theft in history. 

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    One Of The Largest Actlikeyoubelong Operations In History

    One Of The Largest Actlikeyoubelong Operations In History

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    Whitney Gal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, some poor Japanese lookout kept trying to tell his buddies that the island was moving, but they just accused him of being drunk.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broh they literally covered themselves with a bush and tiptoed away when they werent looking XD

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW. I'm going to google this for the whole story.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to wait for a movie!!! It needs to be a movie!!

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/hnlms-abraham-crijnssen.html

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks Caro Caro, this is fascinating!

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher. This Hogan's Heroes epic.

    Vlacas12
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papa Bear to Mama Bear, we found a fellow Hogan's Heroes fan on BP! Who is this man and what is he doing here?

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    Andy Broomfield
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate the Dutch for a logical solution 😊

    Cheri Aline Sydney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right, Andy... And, I'm confident that every single detail was executed with precision! : ). I'd be comfortable putting money on it!

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    Chxrm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that one guy with the allergy just like “ hey guys I think I’m allergic to these trees” all the other guys “ SHUT UP FRED YOUR GONNA BLOW OUR COVER”

    Treessimontrees
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate what people will do with the motivation to survive.

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    #3

    Women Are Not Allowed To Attend Soccer Matches In Iran. 5 Girls Sneak In Azadi Stadium In Disguise To Celebrate Persepolis Championship In Iran's Persian Gulf Pro League

    Women Are Not Allowed To Attend Soccer Matches In Iran. 5 Girls Sneak In Azadi Stadium In Disguise To Celebrate Persepolis Championship In Iran's Persian Gulf Pro League

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That it's necessary is dreadful, but well done 'lads' for coming up with a creative solution (including one forgoing facial hair!)

    Melissa TO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you taught the bored panda community a new word, congrats!!! Lol!

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    HardTruths
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Official: (suspiciously) Are there any women here today?

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is insane to me that this is still possible in 2021...but baller move, ladies. I shudder to think what would happen if discovered, though. Ugh.

    J. F.
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    4 years ago

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    Different cultures, different views

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say that this was also a thing during the ancient Olympics! women were not allowed to enter the stadium so there were cases of disguising into men not only to watch but to participate as well!

    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women actually risked execution if they tried to watch the Olympics.

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    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be really scared of the repercussions.

    Josh Cutts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Anyone here know what they would be?

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    vikram arya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What surprised me was the name of the stadium : Azadi (Means Freedom In Hindi or Urdu)..irony

    Cheri Aline Sydney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Vikram, for sharing the meaning of Azadi.... that certainly adds another layer of disappointment and insult for things that aren't, but should be....

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    Gabby M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the bro look is universal.

    Tassenküchlein168
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ist hier Weibsvolk anwesend?" 😂 (Sad that’s it’s necessary but great execution!)

    Chrissie Mörbe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *High pitch* "Ich dachte wir hätten...*low pitch* schon angefangen"

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    Jim Ellington
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a chick, a dude, and three chicks made up as dudes, as would anyone who has common sense and eyes.

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    Nowadays, enterprises face real challenges, as sophisticated con men utilize stolen identities to access secure accounts or defraud victims of their finances. But Warbeck was way more ambitious. He was aiming at the ultimate target — the British throne.

    In the late 15th century, supporters of the deposed Richard III of York persuaded a naive young Warbeck to assume a new identity. The Yorkist loyalists transformed him to become Richard, Duke of York, and true heir apparent to the throne. Beneath this guise, Warbeck began gathering forces to take the throne from the Tudor King Henry VII.

    #4

    Mom Of The Year Or... Dad Of The Year ?

    Mom Of The Year Or... Dad Of The Year ?

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t an “evil genius” it’s a mother doing a lovely thing for her son so he wouldn’t feel left out. This one shouldn’t even be on here.

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is creative af, and by evil geniuses, it doesn't mean they're all evil lmao.it just means they're going out of their way to do something forbidden,which is true in this case, cause she's the mother. AI liked seeing this post, wouldn't have seen it without it being on here so I'm glad it's here :)

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would schools organise these mum/dad days, assuming every child has both parents around?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly never understood these things in American schools (don't know if they do it anywhere else). In my country we don't do that! Every now and then there is an event but you can bring anyone you want or even noone! Nobody tells you anything

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smile on that kid's face...she mom'd the hell out of this. High fives.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gendered parent days are from the 1950s. Schools need to do better. So many kids don't have both parents around, or may have two parents of the same gender, or live with grandparents, or whatever. Make everyone welcome.

    Maxine Caroline
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. The fact these sorts of days still happen is horrible. Our education systems need to do better.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Iranian gals had better disguises!

    Angela Botticelli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I hate theme days like that

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work childcare in a school that does this and they are open to anyone coming in. However, it is always asked because the names are not revealing. I do this for my kids and I cant make too lengthy of a name to show inclusiveness it is a step more: Donuts for Dudes and Dudettes, and Muffins for Mr's and Mrs' I apologize to those who dont identify as either -not sure how to put it in the name and not have it so long and keep the repetative sounds.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fixin's for Families - Lunch with Loved ones? I can see the difficulties, I grew up with a widowed mom, and every daddy/ daughter event ripped my heart out. I still remember the crap I got for crying while being forced to make a fathers day card ( was told I could substitute the word uncle.)

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    Omar Pearson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how proud her son is!! Great job Mom!!

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    #5

    This Lady Was In A Search Party Looking For... Herself!

    This Lady Was In A Search Party Looking For... Herself!

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    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could easily be me😂

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't we all, honestly, searching for ourselves?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like this could be a Mr. Bean episode.

    wow that's fantastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there was an episode about a search party lookin for him cuz he got overboard

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    Rick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she was popular on the tour bus ride on the way back…

    RaroaRaroa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not her fault they didn't have a check list and weren't able to give the name of the missing person. Pretty weird they would decide someone was missing due to a change of clothes and not even do a head count.

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    Ras Par
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess nobody bothered to count first.

    Bored Batgirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. Common sense clearly eluded them.

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    Seán Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this story. Gave me a good laugh at the time.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to hide in plain sight.

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    The ruse was eventually doomed and Warbeck ended up in captivity, but not before his deceit had raised an army of 6,000 men and gathered the support of many European royals of the era. 

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    Some see Warbeck as a stooge of more nefarious minds, however, his story proves that given the right circumstances, identity fraud can get you a long way.

    As for Perkin Warbeck, he was hanged in 1499 after a failed attempt to escape. 

    #6

    I Give Y'all Permission Too

    I Give Y'all Permission Too

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure it’s what Jerry would have wanted

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem starts when Jerry responses: "Whoooooo are yoouuuuu"..

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom would not have approved. No friends of Jerry's on his approval list. Ben would have.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jerry, a cop is following me, help me out and play along!"

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then you explain to the cop that the open bottle of booze and the bag of weed was because Jerry liked to party.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the cop following them for?

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored? Black? Male? A day ending in Y. Knew a cop who gave me some good tips. They will follow you for NO reason, just to make you nervous enough to screw up. ANYTHING hanging from your rearview mirror is a reason to stop you. Legal or not they will radar you from hidden bridges and radio ahead to their buddies.

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    William Gabriel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someday I too can do my part from beyond the grave. Way to go Jerry 🙌

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something relatively simple happened, but you wouldn't know it from the sentence structure and lack of punctuation.

    Isaac7lego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad you had to do this be genius idea!!!

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    #7

    If It Was A Popeyes Then I Would Too

    If It Was A Popeyes Then I Would Too

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm off my way to test some of the restaurants in my neighborhood.....

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real crime here is it took them a year to finally catch on.

    pizza boy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is FAKE: https://www.businessinsider.co.za/a-ukzn-student-has-not-been-eating-free-kfc-for-a-year-2019-5

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't eating KFC punishment enough?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just jealous that they didn't think of it first!

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was that regular, or extra, greasy, crappy

    Hugh Willie Mungous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm amazed that he chose KFC as his target. Once a decade in KFC is too often in my book.

    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one asked to see proof? Or called the ppl the "sent him" they just....believed it?

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    Martin Guerre is also worthy of a mention. He was born a French peasant, married Bertrande, the daughter of a well-to-do family, and after eight years together they had a child. At some point during their marriage, Martin was accused of stealing grain from his father and fled town and his family in 1548, never to be seen again.

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    That is, until a man named Arnaud du Tilh walked into town and up to Bertrande, claiming to be her husband and father of their child.

    Bertrande was super happy and convinced that her husband had returned. Arnaud had such a striking resemblance to the real Martin Guerre; even his four sisters believed he was truly home.

    #8

    Don't Know If This Counts, But I Found This Interesting

    Don't Know If This Counts, But I Found This Interesting

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him, took a lot of guts though.

    Viviane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a detailed story here: https://historyofyesterday.com/the-jew-who-became-an-aryan-idol-505cacd92631

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here’s the Wikipedia article on him: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Royce

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    BasedWang
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ballzy move like a muh. But pretty badass

    Rick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My history is so, so poor so please forgive me if I have this very wrong, but wouldn’t he have been killed in Nazi Germany for being Jewish?

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if he got out soon enough. The firings and ostracization came first. The round ups and detainments came at little later.

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    William Gabriel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to know all the details of a persons life. We're all doing our best to make it, all the more so in times of wild uncertainty. Perhaps he desperately needed the money and couldn't make it any other way. Maybe he wasn't going to let the Nazis stop him from doing the thing he devoted his life to. Maybe a variety of reasons

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    Abraham Mezquita
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best place to hide... It's in plain sight

    Chxrm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro how his beard is still brown like 😧

    Bchen Luo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait how do they know he was jew

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    #9

    Daron Malakian (Guitarist Of System Of A Down) Pretending To Be A Random Fan And Telling A Magazine How Great The Band Is (1999)

    Daron Malakian (Guitarist Of System Of A Down) Pretending To Be A Random Fan And Telling A Magazine How Great The Band Is (1999)

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was an outstanding move.

    Calypso poet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat similar: Metallica was roaming the stands during Monsters of Rock in '88 after their set and they said hi as they passed us. I turned and said 'That's Metallica' because I recognized Lars and they laughed and waved. They weren't very recognizable or mainstream then and everyone else was there for Van Hagar. Unfortunately no cameras back then lol!

    Norart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY! I was at that Monsters of Rock show. Tampa FL. WITH SCORPIONS, dokken and kingdom come right?

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I friggin love soad (and had a bit of a crush on Daron in my teenage years 😅)

    Jim Ellington
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on the magazine for not knowing who he was.

    Daniel Mattock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he grab a brush put on a little make up?

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    “Martin Guerre”, aka Arnaud du Tilh, lived three years with Bertrande and her son, even having a child together. The townspeople, however, remained suspicious. Eventually, they had raised so much fuss, there was a trial against the imposter after “Martin Guerre” tried to claim an inheritance from his newly deceased father.

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    The sentence was passed down, but Arnaud du Tilh appealed the verdict and almost convinced the court of his innocence. However, at the very last moment, the real Martin Guerre emerged with a wooden leg and forgotten knowledge of the past.

    In the end, Bertrande and Martin’s four sisters attested that it was truly him, and Arnaud du Tilh was sentenced to death by hanging for adultery and fraud in 1560.

    The middle ages were wild!

    #10

    Painted This Mural Illegally During Daytime By Acting Like I Belonged

    Painted This Mural Illegally During Daytime By Acting Like I Belonged

    I put a plastic cover over the ground, installed a ladder and put on painting overalls. The mural is on a trail connecting two neighbourhoods so there were frequent passerby, people walking dogs, etc.. I basically ignored them and kept working calmly. Only one dude tried to call my bluff. He shouted something like ‘hey stop, what are you doing?’, but i didn’t look up and only turned around a few seconds later to pick up a different color, so he assumed i was legit.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much nicer than a boring black wall.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This type of art should not be considered graffiti. This beautiful work makes the world a much brighter place. I LOVE seeing hidden murals around my town, it brightens up the horrid city landscape.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is ok. Tagging wall is not

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still think we need to uninvite you for something you said.

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    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did them a favor friend.

    Karl Baxter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a community art initiative decorating old telecoms boxes (with permission from the telecoms company) that look brilliant. Then last week, some jobsworth from the company started painting over them in a sludgy green colour. Luckily we told the local press and the bad PR made them change their mind. The notion that someone prefers something dark and miserable over something colourful and positive that has raised everyone’s spirits in the last year is very weird.

    boredkoala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do that in my city too, on the utility boxes! It's wonderful

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called "refuge in audacity", and it works !

    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i really cant see who would be mad about this. a lot of time i feel that people assume that well-done art such as this belongs, and cruddy porn is graffitii

    Angela Botticelli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly wouldn't care enough to try to stop someone. Even if they were just openly tagging.

    Jace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a fantastic piece of “graffiti”, so why be mad?

    B Hobbit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely this sort of ruse depends on race. There have been social experiments which showed a young white woman can get away with more than a young man and everyone gets away with audacity except for people with dark skin, especially males.

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    #11

    Getting Backstage With Wikipedia

    Getting Backstage With Wikipedia

    reddit.com Report

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read these dozens of times, still can't believe how easy it was

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't question things if you look like you belong

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they're not even mad.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin has gotten into so many places and met so many famous people. He's just a really nice and affable fellow, and just "follows the crowd" or walks behind the ropes like he belongs. He says the worst that can happen is being denied access, which is no big deal and no loss to him anyhow, so why not try?

    Bernadette Macias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked several part-time jobs at my uni's sports arena and have to agree with your cousin. Too many people working security shy away from confronting the confident. I applaud cousin's happy-go-lucky attitude. I viewed it as a game where I send you back to 'Go,' but if you made it past me -- good on ya. I once tried to get a 20-something woman ejected for taking photos at a U2 concert w/o proper credentials. She had to get concert manager to vouch that she really WAS Bono's daughter. Ah, well, band made the rules. Was I supposed to check Wikipedia for family members?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are giving the credit.

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good old days, when all I needed was cardstock, color printer, and laminator. I made "backstage passes in Sioux Falls back in the 90s. Go the the Arena/venue early, look at a roadies pass, go home and repro it from memory. Never a problem. I do sound/lights in another city now, so getting where I want to be is easy/legit, if we're not already working it, lol.

    Libby Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean at least it was just for beers. Could've been a whole different situation, one that doesn't have the same happy results

    Chxrm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why you never trust Wikipedia kids 😁 boom 💥 life lesson

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0/10 of the guard to believe WIKI XD

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    #12

    The Ol Miss Frizzle Disguise

    The Ol Miss Frizzle Disguise

    patred6 Report

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably one if the funniest things I've ever read

    Pickle me Elmo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo I would honestly go along with it and let them by lol

    DonS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm sure I'm not the only to have done this in his youth... I once, with my friends, made a car out of cardboard with ropes to hold it on our shoulders and went to a Tim Horton's drive-through for donuts. The employees were all at the booth and were laughing their asses off and told us it made their day.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some friends of mine "impersonated" a car once to walk through a drive-through. There were four guys impersonating the wheels, saying "roll-roll-roll-roll" all the time, the one impersonating the steering wheel saying "steer-steer-steer" all the time and so on. Employees were a little confused, lol

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a feeling that vodka was involved. 🤔

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile three monkeys in a trench coat are wondering why the bus didn't stop and thus their escape was thwarted.

    Sam Yobado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bus is too ambitious with just 4 people, other than that I see no error in their logic.

    Angela Botticelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to be honest, if I saw people doing that I'd just let them go

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    #13

    My Dad Disguising Himself To Get In The Yearbook Twice (1980s)

    My Dad Disguising Himself To Get In The Yearbook Twice (1980s)

    Claude_Depussy Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what name was he given each time?

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about the picture beneath the one foregoing the glasses? That guy looks like he's being forced to sit next to the beans enthusiast on chilli day.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was forced to wear a plaid suit, I do the same.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy with the glasses looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenagers from back then all looked about 30 or 40 years old, my mum is the same, in her pics when she was a teen she looks like a grown-ass woman and my dad at 20 looks older than he does now.

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously, I didn't recognize him.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody looked like they were pushing 37 in those days.

    OneYawnyBoi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's crazy to me how older everyone looked in their highschool days back then. Now, some teens in highschool look like 8 year olds

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    #14

    The Day I Pretended To Be Tmz To Get This Photo Of Tom Hiddleston.

    The Day I Pretended To Be Tmz To Get This Photo Of Tom Hiddleston.

    sammiesaxon Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's a really good picture, too! Score!

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this was during Swiftgate... that poor guy had no idea what was up... he has tried to have a normal life since...

    ERIKA H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that too! It's the rocky beach background

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    Emily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you then sold it to TMZ for thousands of dollars because I heard they pay really well, even for amateur shots.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be still, my heart, I'm hardly breathing...

    Yili Lai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God he is just made of heaven

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TMZ.com is a celebrity gossip/news site

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    Whitney Gal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would probably have smiled even bigger if you’d said you WEREN’T with TMZ.

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    #15

    Dad Couldn’t Get A Reservation At A Restaurant, Calls Back Pretending To Be Prime Minister Of Morocco. Gets Best Seat In The House And Signs A Plate For The Chef

    Dad Couldn’t Get A Reservation At A Restaurant, Calls Back Pretending To Be Prime Minister Of Morocco. Gets Best Seat In The House And Signs A Plate For The Chef

    SillyAmerican Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish he had put on a fez, to look 100% legit :-D

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend Earl Williamson always got great seats at British restaurants and figured out they were assuming his first name was a title.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those staff can't have known how it works then, it would be Earl OF something. Still, great for him and why not enjoy it!! 😉

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't notice when he and his entourage got out of an 86 Corolla?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he will always find seat there until someone finds out😅

    Flexiegirl94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks it! https://nz.images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrgEayw4R5hD98A1SbzZgx.;_ylu=Y29sbwNncTEEcG9zAzEEdnRpZAMEc2VjA3BpdnM-?p=prime+minister+of+morocco&fr2=piv-web&fr=mcafee#id=6&iurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbelleandgrace.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F11%2FAbdelilah-Prime-Minister-Morroco.jpg&action=click

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    #16

    Repost? Maybe. Jaw Dropping? Definitely

    Repost? Maybe. Jaw Dropping? Definitely

    mikey0hn0 Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a book about this guy, he impersonated his way into a lot of profession, and turned out to be good at some of them. But he regretted impersonating a doctor on a ship, because while he could fake it for a while by just giving everyone aspirin and antibiotic pills, finally someone needed an appendectomy and there was no other doctor he could bullshit into doing it for him. He actually took the appendix out and the patient was young and strong enough to survive, but he got out of that game as soon as he could.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrifying. I’m glad the patient survived. This is one of those cases where an unethical person’s willingness to do unethical stuff suddenly escalates because of being afraid to get caught for the lesser offenses. This could’ve resulted in a murder charge.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine what he could do if he had the appropriate education!! I mean this is a real talent!

    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the movie Catch Me if you Can

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s a Wikipedia article on him. It’s a bad article, lacking any citations, so take the content with a grain of salt: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Waldo_Demara

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Tony Curtis played him in The Great Imposter.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol "Hmmmm what do I wanna be today"

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    real pretender! Where's Miss Parker?

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    #17

    Snuck Into A Festival Using Bottles Of Water And A Hi Vis Vest

    Snuck Into A Festival Using Bottles Of Water And A Hi Vis Vest

    Kool_kid_cal Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends and I buried bottles of alcohol on the grounds of a festival the night before it began. We dug them up so we wouldn't have to pay for drinks. They're expensive

    Ekaterina S
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have worked with a company which hosts a lot of huge festivals, the week before the actual festival the area is usually closed due to construction etc.! This must have been a super small festival?!?

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody questions the man with Hi-Vis and a Clipboard.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not ring true. He is wearing a bracelets that you get at the entrance when you pay.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they get the wrist bands then?

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, thought you were replying to the comment about burying alcohol. My bad! As for wristbands, security probably has specific wristbands for "staff" so they don't get hassled by security inside for not having a wristband.

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    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw a couple bags of ice over your shoulders, and head in through the back.

    Bored Batgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd they get the chairs and tents in then?

    justin case
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made friends? Not that difficult once you're in, especially if you have free water

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    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago

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    Nope, no good, pay for your ticket like every other c**t.

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    #18

    Mad Lad Eats For Free

    Mad Lad Eats For Free

    Wooodstoked Report

    Janelle Collard
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    Premium
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Starving college students" is an actual thing (esp. in America.)

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nods to the cafeteria staff and custodians. Probably got to know them well enough to ask about their families, etc.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would probably have gone to waste otherwise, and I imagine some still went to waste anyway!

    Monkey Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a guy who'd worked in a Vegas casino. Got fired. Ate in the employee cafeteria daily for a year before he moved to LA.

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    #19

    Comedian Gallagher Saw Me Signing To My Deaf Son In Front Of The Stage At His Show In Alaska And Assumed I Was An Interpreter For Him. I Signed The Whole Show On Stage (Me Far Left)

    Comedian Gallagher Saw Me Signing To My Deaf Son In Front Of The Stage At His Show In Alaska And Assumed I Was An Interpreter For Him. I Signed The Whole Show On Stage (Me Far Left)

    timothyjweiss Report

    Ekaterina S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cool! Your son was pretty proud, wasn’t he? :)

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Saw Me Signing To My Deaf Son" - I misread that. Yeah, "saw me singing to my deaf son".... u.u

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me: I was at some kind of reenactment (roman Empire) in France and a group of Germans "forced" me be to translate - so I found myself with a microphone, talking about the roman Legion for two hours :-)

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much interpretation do you need for a guy who hits fruit with sledgehammers?

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
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    4 years ago

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    He's not Tapeface. He actually speaks in between sledgehammering stuff.

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    John Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of Caravaggio 'Deposition of Christ'

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean..............we all need to (hear/see??) the jokes

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have signed the one finger salute to Gallagher. He is a real first class ass-hat

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he didn’t even sent you a paycheck.

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    Meredith Adams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gallagher is the only “celebrity” I’ve ever seen in the wild and he was a jerk. I’m a bartender at a casual dining chain restaurant in a smallish Midwest town & he was randomly a customer there one day. The girl that was waiting on his table asked him if he was in fact Gallagher and he was straight up hateful to her for asking. We found out later that he was doing a show at the casino down the street. It would’ve been so easy for him to just be like, “Yeah, I actually am him,” but no, he was a big old jerk. Kinda sad.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome, I love stuff like this, not really made for the list but awesome.

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    #20

    A Powerful Weapon In Your Arsenal

    A Powerful Weapon In Your Arsenal

    SUN_DREAM Report

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do this --> find local event staffing company that does all the big events in your area. Find out what they wear (hint it's usually black pants and some color polo.) Dress the same for free access to concerts, football games etc. Since the venue is hiring a larg number of people through a staffing agency they won't know who you are or if you belong or not. Most employees don't even know the other employees. I never did this, never knew other college kids that did this. It has definitely never worked.

    THE GREAT PAPYRUS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, thank you for telling me not to do something * audible wink *

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to pull off because most event staff had lanyards with ID to stop this.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of cheating the system first, go sign up for being event staff and get paid to go

    Libby Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but then they'd have to work instead of getting pissed (and probably high) at a concert! I agree with you and would prefer to either pay to go out get paid to work there, but I can see the unfortunate advantage of the other side!

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    Andrea Careless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it okay to sneak into an event you didn’t pay for, while everyone else did? And you think you’re cool?

    Zahara Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that’s cool enough to make you the exception of the rule.

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how this would work. The words "Event Staff" (or Crew) are usually on the back of the t-shirt, not the front, and wouldn't they need a lanyard or something?

    TiaCalenture
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1996 Johnny Cash & Co performed at an outdoor concert at MSU. My mother had been a big fan her whole life. After purchasing photos that she picked out, we were told that he would not be signing autographs. The local country radio station was sponsoring and covering the concert, so when they were leaving I talked to the last reporter and told her that my aunt had never seen her idol or gotten an autograph from Kenny Rogers before she died and I wanted my mother to this chance before she died. She gave me her press pass and let me through before she left. I went backstage and told the story to a guard, and waited patiently while Mr Cash was in the trailer and his family were on stage. He came out, the guard told him my story, and he came over and signed the photo for her. I told him that she had played 'Ring of Fire' on the table jukeboxes repeatedly during her dates. His next song on stage was 'Ring of Fire'. He was a lot shorter in person than I thought he would be. When he died we

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore a black tee to a club and folks kept mistaking me for security as I was standing beside the dance floor watching my drunk buddy have a good time. I was dressed the same ( with the same buddy, even) in the pit at an Aerosmith concert and several gals came to me when they wanted to be lifted up for the crowd to surf them out.

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes it is. Now that would only cost £10to make. 🤔.

    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago

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    So someone actually needs help and you can't actually help them, get to f**k you ass-wad.

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    4 years ago

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    Yay for possible criminal attempt? :/

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    #21

    Sigma Males Dont Pay For Drugs

    Sigma Males Dont Pay For Drugs

    MrRedsterAtomic Report

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t tell if I should be mortified or impressed.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it’s a joke, but “Alpha/beta/sigma males”, is all nonsense.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye. The only alpha males I want are absolutely giant and covered with floof.

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    sJm
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone I know done this many times with an actual crooked detective in Aus, it happens all the time. Obviously both were eventually caught and done time for those, among other things.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he really that convincing tho? I can just imagine him scratching the whole time and yelling thru meth mouth.

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    #22

    Back When Aol Was A Thing

    Back When Aol Was A Thing

    ForeignFlash Report

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see why AOL shrunk down so quickly

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you have to do when you don't own a garage to start a business "all by yourself"

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there a man that comes in to our office building to get coffee. Every morning he just stand outside till someone open the door. he gets in, that a cup of coffee and leave.

    Treessimontrees
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar happened at a company I worked for. Except he worked there. The 8-12th floors were slated for renovations so all the stuff was removed. Renovation got delayed over and over so nobody was up there. The man had got divorced and needed a place to stay so was living in a corner office for almost 8 months before he was found. Used the gym for showers etc., he rented a storage place for the majority of his stuff. He'd put up blinds so the lights at night weren't visible from outside. Had a camp bed, TV, wifi etc. Probably saved a lot of money by not paying rent. The company took pity on him and didn't fire him. To be fair there was nothing in the rules about *not* living in the office.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly, had he chosen Google, he might still be there.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a story about a screenwriter who did the same thing on a Hollywood movie set. He made an appointment to be interviewed for a job and instead of walking back the way he came, he walked out of the offices into the movie lot. Found an empty trailer and lived in it for a couple of months while writing. He wrote well enough tho have his work turned into a movie. I wish I could recall his name and the movie.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the ultimate 'act like you belong'.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still have an active AOL email address. It's basically just a Spam catcher. I log in a couple times a year to clear it out.

    Bored Batgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom still uses her aol email and refuses to get rid of it. She gets so much junk. Smh.

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    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AOL still had enough employees left to hide amongst in 2012?

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teen secretly 'live' in AOL's HQ . . . ?

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    #23

    Looking Out For Real Brothers

    Looking Out For Real Brothers

    rackoon_3 Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly no Bud Lights, those guys

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    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming that's a type-o and they meant "run" but now I'm wondering what the "greatest beer rub ever" would be like...

    Tammy Kirks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the book and it's wild. Very, very cool.

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the name of the book? Also, documentary name too, if you know it. So interested in this story!

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine their shock and surprise.

    Terry Reauxper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beer run...I think OP meant "...greatest beer run..."

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddies: "but they are all warm!"

    Melissa Spencer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also a wonderful book about it!

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    #24

    Youtube Streamer Pretends To Play Ufc So He Could Stream The Entire Ppv Without Being Copyrighted

    Youtube Streamer Pretends To Play Ufc So He Could Stream The Entire Ppv Without Being Copyrighted

    howaboutthatgod Report

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is a smart man right there! Everyone should take notes

    Anta Babb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "wow! those graphics look so real!"

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the game got too realistic.....

    Paola Martz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen live transmissions like that, but with football/soccer where the streamer uses the template from FIFA to disguise it as a FIFA game match, and not the actual match 🤣

    Tom D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, the UFC aren't the people you want to try this with. Pretending to play isn't going to stop legal issues.

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    #25

    This Kid From My School Is An Absolute Legend. Just Read The Caption Below The Picture.

    This Kid From My School Is An Absolute Legend. Just Read The Caption Below The Picture.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very bad idea trying to get into a school, some may think you could have other intentions

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, extremely problematic that he's some stranger that just walked into a school unnoticed.

    Natttt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do people get these ideas

    Draga Millani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly scary how they just let a stranger in

    Blake Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, but, I worked on the Yearbook staff, and if we found it, it would be a pain in the ass to fix.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know my mans got their number

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    #26

    Got A Job!

    Got A Job!

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did this, when he was a new father to my brother he knew he needed a job. A local carpet place was hiring and he knew NOTHING about laying carpet other than it went on the bottom of the room. (his exact words lol) so he took the help wanted sign went in and said "Here you don't need this I'm here" They were so impressed with his faked interview they made him foreman. When he retired, he had become one of the best and most sought out carpet layers in the southwest covering Az, Ca, Oregon etc. He even did the carpet in the movie Tombstone and Iron Eagle III and countless mansions. I have heard this story millions of times and it still cracks me up.

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so great. Proof that people can learn on the job and excel. So much emphasis is placed on having a piece of paper rather than having the will and fortitude to do the job and do it well

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What did the last person do?" I'm totally using that in the next interview I'm in.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier to read at the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ActLikeYouBelong/comments/a3d9tf/got_a_job/

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were teaching piano and guitar at age 13 ?

    Aaron Mccullough
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    4 years ago

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    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H.H. Holmes of music right there. Killed it.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiw did you get the job without providing your PPR or other certifications?

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BQ's 4evah!!

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    #27

    Spotted This One Out In The Wild

    Spotted This One Out In The Wild

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    Teodor Negru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶He worked hard for the money So hard for the money 🎶 He worked hard for the money And you gotta treat him right 🎶

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the real cashier, I hope they didn't lose their job.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to rob someone, at least do it non violently.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all you need is a t-shirt

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this type of store robbery doesn't leave staff traumatised

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he kinda earned the money.....?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the reasons we all pay such high prices for things..theft

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but fractions of pennies on the dollar compared to good old fashioned corporate greed

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    Donna Corliss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be most epic ending to story if he got caught cashing in a winning lottery ticket for millions

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    #28

    That Will Be 9.95$ With Senior Discount

    That Will Be 9.95$ With Senior Discount

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is commitment and I’m all for it.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone going this far.... I'll buy them a drink. *One*. (Hey, they're still underage.)

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The local PD has entered the chat.... And Chris Hanson has entered your kitchen

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    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my day we just got an adult to do it for us. But then as kids we were allowed to buy smokes for our mom and dad.

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to send me to the store for her cigs in the early eighties. Blows my mind to think about it now!

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    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, when I was a kid all I had to do is put a little mascara on my mustache.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one’s doubtful, because about 20 years ago stores selling beer, wine, and alcohol (or any combo of the three) started carding EVERYONE, regardless of how old you looked. So Grandma would still be asked to show her ID when buying booze, and this person wouldn’t been busted.

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 37. I only get carded maybe 10% of the time. (Probably because I buy alcohol with a full cart of groceries, for a kid that would be a commitment)

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    Lauren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the 20-somethings who dressed up as elderly women to get the covid vaccine. Didn't get caught until the second dose.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New York Post, huh? Did they concoct this “story” to attack the use of masks during covid?

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just used to hang around the corner until an adult would get it for us, then our tall mate get even taller and he started getting served at 16 and that was sweet.

    Br. Mark Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when I was 19 and the drinking age was 21 the driver's licenses were printed in dot-matrix on unlaminated paper. Simple matter to change the 1948 birthdate to a 1946 and magically, I was 21!

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 62 and I still get carded. LOL Just like with cigarettes they need to card everyone. (sorry kids)

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    #29

    Can Substitute Uniform For Clipboard

    Can Substitute Uniform For Clipboard

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the trouble for Bud Light tho?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I'd be searching for the expensive bottles of artisanal beer made by monks in the German Alps.

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What delivery driver rocks up with an empty trolley... loads up and leaves without a problem???

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is a recall or the beer is out of date. Had that quite often during my time as store manager (small company, I knew each of the 2 drivers that came once a week)

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two men did this at a Canadian Tire. Walked right out with a canoe.

    Isaac7lego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol! he shoulda grabbed some better beer tho

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty legendary

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody asked questions when he "delivered" outwards?

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You going to stop him when you're being paid minimum wage?

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    Orionpax75
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man this dude should have went to Best Buy walk out with TVs,laptops, and some game consoles lmaooo

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a delivery man be taking beer OUT of the building?

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    #30

    I Was Cleaning The Basement And Found This. My Daughter And Her Boyfriend Made These And Walked Right Into A Concert. No Questions Asked.

    I Was Cleaning The Basement And Found This. My Daughter And Her Boyfriend Made These And Walked Right Into A Concert. No Questions Asked.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be very proud! hahaha

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posted on Reddit 2 years ago. They won't see this.

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    Omar Pearson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The QR code takes you to Wikipedia.org! lol

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same with a fake home made pass to get in to 21 spice girls shows back in 2008. Such a good gig too.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used my high school’s press pass everywhere too lol

    Blake Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a press pass, too, but it’s definitely not enough to get me in anywhere, as it says Herff Jones on it.

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    Pawel Jamacasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So proud of thief. Just Murica things

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    #31

    Man Stole $122m From Facebook And Google By Sending Them Random Bills, Which The Companies Dutifully Paid

    Man Stole $122m From Facebook And Google By Sending Them Random Bills, Which The Companies Dutifully Paid

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds of when once Google forgot to pay for it's website hosting and someone just bought the domain name for few bucks, they then paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to the guy who later donated all that money

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was Googles, Brazil Domain name I believe. And the person used Googles own service to do it

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government should do the same for their taxes.

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents didn't get a phone bill for several months. They called to make sure that the mailing address on file was right. (Back when bills were mailed) They discovered that the bill was sent to some company with a similar address and was being paid every month.

    Craig Silberman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my accounting professors told us of a guy who just printed invoices for cleaning supplies and random chemicals, and sent them to schools and government offices, and they were all paid for many years before he was caught

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHen you are that big, with that much money, probably eary to get 1 million dollar bills past accounting with no one batting an eye lash or checking.

    Ranch Dressing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fraudsters do this scam in Sweden too. They send bills to random businesses and because the penalty is quite severe for not paying a bill (in Sweden), these poor businesses pay it very quickly with out due diligence

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accounts payable fraud. Find out the fax or email address for accounts payable. Start sending random bills using made up official letterhead. Or, find out who some of their major vendors are and steal their letterhead. Send in an invoice with payment instructions to a shell account you created. Once funds arrive send money to Coinbase and buy any type of crypto. Wait a week and then send the funds to another account in a offshore country. Wait some more and then send it back to a different Coinbase account. Then deposit into your own account. Good luck 👍

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    #32

    Nothing To See Here Just A Very Realistic Mannequin

    Nothing To See Here Just A Very Realistic Mannequin

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO I didn’t even notice at first

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! It took me a minute to figure it out.

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    Zahara Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What system is he cheating here? Did I lose track of what list I’m reading?

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago

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    How realistic can they be they don’t have fat @$$e$?

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    #33

    Man Brings Life Jacket, Nerf Guns, And Vacuum To A 2nd Amendment Protest

    Man Brings Life Jacket, Nerf Guns, And Vacuum To A 2nd Amendment Protest

    Coffee-Infinite Report

    JimiB09
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy up front is in the Gravy Seals

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's just making fun of the idiots.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Infiltration Log Day One: Camouflage appears to be working. They seem to have accepted me as one of their own, but I’m remaining cautious - wait; where did I put my pants?

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just insecure little boys playing dress up.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, too many 'citizen-soldier' movies, people thinking they're ready to defend america when they likely couldn't defend a Pizza Hut against an actual military force.

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    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I love the shorts. Goes well with the rest of his outfit.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Kona Pake maybe you should start off by wearing a brain. Oh, and to help future generations, please wear a condom.

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    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and still manages to look less ridiculous than the Trump-voting retards standing around him.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Nothing looks more stupid than a Trump supporter.

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a true blue American (sarcasm intended)

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually in my eyes he is more American than the other idiots. His point that the whole protest is a joke!

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I need my gun! Where is my f*****g gun? WHERE IS IT?? Oh screw it, I'll just bring my nerd gun."

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So proud to be a protester, but so afraid to show their faces!

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    #34

    Commit To The Bit

    Commit To The Bit

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a comedian in the US that got the bill cosby rape cases going again

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man who brought down Bill Cosby. You go!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks nothing like him. bet didn't talk like him either. How did this work

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Hannibal from the Eric Andre show, he spoke truth about Bill Cosby in public and he once went on stage in place of MF DOOM, in the DOOM-bot era, RIP DOOM, no-one ever done it better.

    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t have noticed if it was the real one.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that guy doesn't really look like Hannibal Buress. His features are completely different.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Griff from Daddy's Home! That's my dawg! Anybody who thought that guy was Hannibal is racism! (Don't down vote, watch the movie)

    lorrie rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe people don't even know who Hannibal burns is. Probably how he got away with it

    Atlasheld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody noticed because no one knows him?

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, black look-alikes come pretty cheap.

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    #35

    It's Cold Outside And I Was Tired Of Standing. Found A Pen And Paper And Now I'm With Stats And Press

    It's Cold Outside And I Was Tired Of Standing. Found A Pen And Paper And Now I'm With Stats And Press

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you need some kind of credentials? Like a pass or something?

    Ekaterina S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe with NFL, but this was college football!

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    Megan Tyler Dahle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's South Dakota... no one here would dare challenge you.

    #36

    Snuck Into Vip Section Of A Concert. We Noticed The Special Wristbands Looked Awfully Simaler To Our Water Bottle Wrappers

    Snuck Into Vip Section Of A Concert. We Noticed The Special Wristbands Looked Awfully Simaler To Our Water Bottle Wrappers

    MarculCarcus Report

    Ancsuri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the wrappers are usually sticky at the back, with a bit of creativity you dont need tape

    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get into a local music festival (V Festival at the time, now called Rise Festival @ Chelmsford, UK) by looking for people who were walking there with their wristbands on. Seeing what colour they were then going out and buying some card the same colour, Gold & Silver pens to draw similar logos etc, Sticky tape to cover it in to make it look like plastic and some of those pop rivets you get for duvet covers to stick on to make it look like the fastener on the real thing. Used to make a convincing wrist band that got me and my mates in 2 years on the trot. Security see sooo many (The event used to attract 170,000+ people) they pretty much only look at the colour and don't inspect them closely at the gates. Saved £70 a time back then (20+ years ago). Paid to get in when I was a bit older and financially stable.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think they look similar at all and the pic doesn’t prove they worked, I don’t think this one was true.

    Faith Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those that sounds good but I'm betting didn't work. A picture of your wrist next to someone else doesn't mean a thing.

    Otter
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    4 years ago

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    Good thing they had some tape to secure the water bottle wrappers, isn't it!

    #37

    The Vest Is Really Important

    The Vest Is Really Important

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    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So yhe person hacked the sign to tell ppl how to hack the sign 10/10

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m all for harmless acts of rebellion against advertising. Advertising has ruined ever medium AND open spaces.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, advertising keeps this page you're avidly using free of charge, but nevermind, you're right, it has ruined every medium. Don't get me wrong, I hate ad breaks as much as everybody else, but the alternative is paying for everything, and don't we all hate that even more?

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    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't even need a security pin or utility key. Flat head screwdriver also does the trick -_^ - this information was brought to you who has experience in 'nabbing' a few of those bus stop film posters for myself XD

    Pamela
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Subvertisers for London." "Adhack Manifesto." Brilliant.

    Beatrice Beladi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is done by an amazing London based artist https://www.instagram.com/subvertiser/?hl=en you can also find their work in this video https://youtu.be/p5rxaDPT0Hs

    Kristine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this? What is it supposed to do? Is this legit?

    #38

    A Few Years Ago I Impersonated A Journalist To Get Into Bernie Sanders' Press Conference For The Release Of His Book, Got On TV, And Then Told Him Afterwards What I Did

    A Few Years Ago I Impersonated A Journalist To Get Into Bernie Sanders' Press Conference For The Release Of His Book, Got On TV, And Then Told Him Afterwards What I Did

    TriedForMitchcraft Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Bernie laughed and walked away. I followed the post submission author user link to here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ActLikeYouBelong/comments/ay5jw6/a_few_years_ago_i_impersonated_a_journalist_to/

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    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He then increased his security detail.

    Matthew Zornig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job getting on C-SPAN, James Bond

    Rickster
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    4 years ago

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    meh. not something to brag about really.

    Blake Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does present some huge security concerns. Being able to do so means you could pull an assassination attempt.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    It would have been harder with an important person, I suppose.

    Terd Fergison
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    4 years ago

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    Go f-u-c-k yourself Ryan. You should have been a dribble on your mother's chin.

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    #39

    The Story Of Emmanuel Nwude And The Imaginary Airport Isn’t As Simple As Those Emails You Get From Time To Time Asking For Your Bank Details, But The Essential Elements – Nigeria And Scamming Are Present And Correct

    The Story Of Emmanuel Nwude And The Imaginary Airport Isn’t As Simple As Those Emails You Get From Time To Time Asking For Your Bank Details, But The Essential Elements – Nigeria And Scamming Are Present And Correct

    code_punk_ Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employee in the bank: "We just got a email from the prince".

    Zahara Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who just got home from her first trip outside US to Africa, she finally met the guy she has been dating for 3 years. It all started when he messaged her pretending to be a Nigerian prince haha!

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank god, maybe now he can send me the cash he promised me back in 2006.

    ggus44
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know the details of this one.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be a wealthy career criminal. He didn’t get away with it, but he didn’t exactly get much in the way of consequence either. It continues to go on: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Nwude

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have a technical college there that teaches this stuff?

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bank was that? I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How fired are the employees who approved the buy?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the blunder to end all blunders.

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    #40

    A Scientist That Changed Many Lives And Did What He Loved Until His Death.

    A Scientist That Changed Many Lives And Did What He Loved Until His Death.

    yugueae Report

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be deliberate though ...

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Unless it's a hopelessly idiotic science dept, I think Rahul just pwned himself for missing the joke.

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latter (as a nickname) was inspired by the former. That makes it OK for me... Also: "You're goddam right!" and "I'm the one who knocks!"

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet money that this was done on purpose. Scientists have a sense of humor too :p

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are you sure it's Heisenberg, theuncertainty is strong here ;o)

    #41

    Auburn Player Joins Georgia's Huddle

    Auburn Player Joins Georgia's Huddle

    MUFColin Report

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one noticed? That’s concentration. And funny. I once saw an NHL player skate to the wrong bench ..

    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember one Penguins game that the camera was pointed right at the opposing teams dry erase board and the Pens just stood there watching on the Jumbotron

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really made me laugh

    #42

    As Badass As It Gets. A Lone Black Man Attends A Klan Rally And Cross Burning In Jackson, Mississippi 1950.

    As Badass As It Gets. A Lone Black Man Attends A Klan Rally And Cross Burning In Jackson, Mississippi 1950.

    5_Frog_Margin Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? WHAT? HOW??????? Does anyone have the full story of this????

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/lone-african-american-man-kkk-jackson-usa-1950/ A trick I learnt on this site was to right click on the photo and google search the image 😊

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should look up Daryl Davis, black man who attented Klan rallies out in the open, and helped hundreds leave the KKK

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great man and a real hero! I was going to make the same comment (more or less).

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    Unwelcomed Guest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Dave Chapelle has figured out time travel

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a history professor/author, in think either Mississippi or Alabama, who the largest collection of klan robes, he also happens to be African American.

    Jeremy Van Portfliet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The robes he has, were given to him by klan member's he talked into quitting.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Me?! A racist?! But I have my negro friend right here."

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    #43

    My Dad Snuck Onto Stage After Tailgating All Day Without A Ticket For The Singing Of ‘We Are The World’ At Live Aid Philadelphia In 1985 (In The Red Collared Golf Shirt)

    My Dad Snuck Onto Stage After Tailgating All Day Without A Ticket For The Singing Of ‘We Are The World’ At Live Aid Philadelphia In 1985 (In The Red Collared Golf Shirt)

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    David Shoemaker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched the video. He has a sheepish look on his face and isn't even singing. Classic.

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    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s genius and proof that people just don’t really pay attention. But it 85, security was what in today’s world is radically different.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he looks out of place 😂

    #44

    Zimbabwe Army Took Over The State TV Station And Told People There's No Indication That A Military Coup Is Happening

    Zimbabwe Army Took Over The State TV Station And Told People There's No Indication That A Military Coup Is Happening

    Iambikecurious Report

    #45

    Stealing A Building

    Stealing A Building

    Pav3ment1997 Report

    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go steal a building

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you pay your security minimum wage

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They thought they had permission to STEAL A BUILDING

    Ekaterina S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Permission to move it, there is no permission for stealing. Stealing implies that there is no permission.

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    #46

    Sometimes You Need A Little Make-Up To Blend In

    Sometimes You Need A Little Make-Up To Blend In

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guard looks veeeery suspicious

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't do stupid stuff in China.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go to China in the first place. Or at least choose Taiwan, the only real China.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I am not sure messing up around priceless artifacts in China is a good idea...

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to sympathize with the poor guard. All he wanted to do was finish his shift, go home and put his feet up. Now he's all like "Great, Now I have to deal with this friggen BS, fill out all kinda paperwork. Gonna be late getting home and the wife's gonna give me hell. And he's s foreigner. If I screw it up and make us look bad it's a one-way trip to the re-education camp. "

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t realize they were full size until this photo.

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    #47

    Smoking

    Smoking

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    Uncommon Boston
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Business was casually discussed in the smoking area. Decisions were made on the projects I was working on. They took a break, i went with them.

    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Japan - non-smokers are given an extra 6 days of vacation leave per year to make up for the smoke-breaks the smokers take.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always pissed me off when my colleagues would go out for cigarette breaks. I'm addicted to caffeine, so shouldn't that entitle me to coffee breaks?

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you just go outside? I've been in the restaurant business for 40 years and was always amused by non-smokers who complained about the same thing. Just go take a fresh air break (and stand upwind of the smokers).

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    kim morris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a smoking pass all through high school, (back when kids could smoke at school, behind the building) I hated being cooped up in the hall during lunch, after eating, before we could go back to our classrooms. Parents knew I didn't smoke, And I got to go hang out outside.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what made it so hard to quit smoking. I enjoyed the socialization breaks, did not take extra just the 2 -15 min and 1/2 hr lunch. I was only able to fully quit when I started to work from home ( but lost all the socialization :( )

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude(ette) still gon go get cancer.

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it…doesn’t everyone get the same breaks? So why would he want to use his to hang out with smokers? Or do smokers get “extra” breaks, which if so, why do the non-smokers not raise something about this disparity?

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, smokers take more breaks. I don't understand why non-smokers don't do the same. I always went on a tea break for as long as the smokers did. They work less, I work less.

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    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the mangers where I once worked took smoke breaks to the extreme. During an 8 hour shift she would spend (on average) no more than 4 of them actually in the store working, the rest was outside smoking and cleaning out the ash tray....AND still took her 1 hour lunch break as well. Upper (mis)management wouldn't do anything about it. It was one of those companies that unless you stepped on the wrong toes or stole something, they wouldn't fire you. In most cases, they'd even side with the offender of a discrimination issue. They were bad about payroll tampering too. They've even been known to rehire previous offenders. Needless to say they've lost a lot of great employees and customers over their idea of business.

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    #48

    If Anyone Asks If You're A Celebrity, Say Yes And Play Along.

    If Anyone Asks If You're A Celebrity, Say Yes And Play Along.

    PenisPapercuts Report

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people not getting this, that's really funny.

    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin Costner? He looks more like Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Keaton's love child

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All middle aged white guys look alike.

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'da guessed Michael Keaton first

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what inspired the other? "Saul Goodman" from "Breaking bad" and "Better call Saul" or the other way around. For the ref: In "Breaking Bad" Saul talks about pretending to be Kevin Costner and in "Better Call Saul" (a prequel) we see part of the scam.

    Ekaterina S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who is Kevin the guy on the right or on the left?

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White dude. But he isnt the famous actor

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    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Chumley (P**n Stars) getting that guitar signed by NOT Prince....which was dumb to begin with since it wasn't Princes guitar.

    Paul Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe his name really is Kevin Costner

    Rick
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    4 years ago

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    THAT’S Kevin Costner?? Are you sure it wasn’t a random man playing the same game as you?

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is by the guy pretending to be Kevin...

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    #49

    Trying To Convince My Dad To Sneak Into A Cubs Game As Joe Maddon

    Trying To Convince My Dad To Sneak Into A Cubs Game As Joe Maddon

    th3crimsonking Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one.. but the "C" has inverted colours..

    V 2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else will he know wich one is his dad?

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    #50

    Credit To U/Gardenley

    Credit To U/Gardenley

    Jokbok Report

    kim morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure that's something to be proud of? (go ahead, downvote me, you know you want to)

    Rickster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, not something to brag about

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the point, though?

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear mom and dad: sorry you couldn’t make it so here is a pic for you.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t you have ANYTHING better to do?

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    #51

    I Wish I Had That Confidence But Also People Like That Intimidate Me

    I Wish I Had That Confidence But Also People Like That Intimidate Me

    prisongovernor Report

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to gain for the good here... this guy is just a thief, from a family of thieves....

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bloke who said he stole from someone’s house (I believe is total bs) . But if true , why would you steal someone’s trousers and be proud of it . I think that’s totally skanky

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like instruction manuals for cheating at society.

    #52

    Pretend To Be A Cop? Get Arrest By An Off Duty One.

    Pretend To Be A Cop? Get Arrest By An Off Duty One.

    prisongovernor Report

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida that’s all that had to be said,

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened few weeks ago in Germany too. Even funnier, the real cop was a woman.

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen type of story in the news several times. super creepy!

    #53

    If You Wear A High Vis Vest (The Orange Ones) People Ignore You And You Can Make Fake Ads And Put Em In Phonebooths... If You Have The Keys

    If You Wear A High Vis Vest (The Orange Ones) People Ignore You And You Can Make Fake Ads And Put Em In Phonebooths... If You Have The Keys

    Real_abelincolnjr Report

    Paul Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Where’d you get thdd we keys from?😂

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where'd they find the phone booth? Haven't seen one in years.

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    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the side of Hot Karl.

    AdamKingXV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want a Cleveland Steamer? Okay, meet me at this bus stop at 2am. No cops.

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    Clarf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best "ad" I've ever seen. This person is genius.

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg ... for those who don’t yet know; do NOT look up “Cleveland Steamer” on UrbanDictionary! It’s so gross!! 😂💀🤮

    Elwood Schwartz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvoted. Don't you know that spoilers ruin the fun for everyone?

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    Dave P
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    4 years ago

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    as long as they were empty slots, otherwise you are stealing from the people who paid for the ads you cover

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah. Advertising has been stealing peace of mind from civilians for ages. Advertising has ruined all mediums and even open spaces.

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    #54

    I Might Try This Myself

    I Might Try This Myself

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    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I support this tactic - as a secretary I was always in meetings to take minutes and I absolutely hated it! Finally someone else took that over and I didn’t have to anymore. It was bliss until I became last-to-know everything. Being in every meeting you can be is a good thing. It keeps you knowledgeable and makes you visible and relevant to those who have the power to promote or dismiss you.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, once again, people get ahead by scamming their way into legitimacy. Yay? Is this the “meritocracy” libertarians are always saying we live in?

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in an office, and I know my boss would be impressed with the idea of me being enthusiastic about the company goals and wanting to help - slipping into meetings like this helps. This is how I’ve gotten ahead in graphic design, I don’t think it’s something to look down on. It’s called ambition.

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    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm this might just work. But you have to really commit to the character.

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    #55

    Fly Casually...

    Fly Casually...

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why prison yards have security nets now

    Kiss Army
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also because people try to fly in contraband (drugs, cell phones, etc.) with drones.

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    #56

    Just Doing Some Gardening

    Just Doing Some Gardening

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your boyfriend made up an excellent story.. :-P

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm gonna need to see the police report 😂

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    #57

    Humans Imitating Pandas So Cubs Have No "Real" Interactions With Humans

    Humans Imitating Pandas So Cubs Have No "Real" Interactions With Humans

    7x57mmR Report

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, you forgot your shoes, everybody else has them on."

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do panda not have same sense of smell other bears have?

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this panda is on his smoke break

    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mama bear....those "bears" smell funny.....

    #58

    Ed Sheeran Impersonator Gets Into Ksi vs. Logan Paul Fight + Exclusive Nightclub

    Ed Sheeran Impersonator Gets Into Ksi vs. Logan Paul Fight + Exclusive Nightclub

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame Paul got out of there alive.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't agree with this more. The Paul Trash needs to disappear off the face of the earth.

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    advaith babu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually a prank by a youtuber called niko omilana

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    #59

    My Friend And I Pushing Stock Around Walmart In Yellow Vests. We Don’t Work At Walmart.

    My Friend And I Pushing Stock Around Walmart In Yellow Vests. We Don’t Work At Walmart.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that IS clever! Working for free at Walmart.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this just for shites & giggles or did they commit a crime? EDIT: Once again, I just needed to follow the link to the ORIGINAL CONTENT at Reddit. They just did it for shits&giggles.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't have something better to do with your time?

    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could've really done some good and opened a register since that concept seems to be above Wal-Marts managements comprehension.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why though? Used to be if you wore blue people asked you questions. Dressed like this you are likely going to be asked to go get carts.

    LH
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    4 years ago

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    So, just super bored, or did they get away with a massive tv?

    Jace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original article said it was just for laughs.

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    #60

    There's Brazen And Then There's This

    There's Brazen And Then There's This

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    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was Polish or maybe Russian, I remember the story at the time.

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    Mrs S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cool

    Kenny Earthling
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty poor behaviour tbh, people train really hard for those things

    #61

    Acted Like I Had A First Class Train Ticket

    Acted Like I Had A First Class Train Ticket

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands while violently shaking the sleeping guy: " Hey, wake up and show me your ticket."

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, thats what I was thinking bout where I am. youd have to straight fight someone in chicago

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    #62

    1st Date, We Pretended To Be Homebuyers And Visited Open Houses In The Area

    1st Date, We Pretended To Be Homebuyers And Visited Open Houses In The Area

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    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lame date idea, worse than coffee or walk "dates".

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a very cringeworthy Bob's Burgers Mothers Day episode! Don't do that.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty common thing to do in Oslo if you're on a Sunday walk. If an apartment looks interesting, you pop in to have a look.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, I entered a store pretending to be a customer, but I never bought anything! No.

    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it Mother’s Day and your date was Mom-nipotent?

    Candy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once with a guy I was casually seeing in San Francisco. Those houses tho 😲

    kjorn
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    4 years ago

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    original

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    #63

    I’m 15 And I Snuck Into An Invite Only Chance The Rapper(My Favorite Artist Ever) Event As A “Photographer.” I Just Walked In With My Camera With No Questions Asked. Shook His Hand And Exchanged Hellos.

    I’m 15 And I Snuck Into An Invite Only Chance The Rapper(My Favorite Artist Ever) Event As A “Photographer.” I Just Walked In With My Camera With No Questions Asked. Shook His Hand And Exchanged Hellos.

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    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been scary getting around security at Connie's Pizza!

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cmon, a 15yo got to meet an idol who's a decent guy. Let him have his moment.

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    #64

    The Lady Wearing Black Was Being Followed By A Weirdo , She Noticed A Twitch/Youtube Streamer And Pretended To Be His Friend , His Reaction Is Quick

    The Lady Wearing Black Was Being Followed By A Weirdo , She Noticed A Twitch/Youtube Streamer And Pretended To Be His Friend , His Reaction Is Quick

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    mulk
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcyLPMy93c4

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone have a link to the video? TIA.

    Phendrena
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Rick - Click on the very small grey text underneath the picture (bottom left). It'll take you to the original reddit post that includes the video.

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    #65

    I Am An Amateur Photographer. I Sneaked With The Press Photographers On My City Fashion Week Event.

    I Am An Amateur Photographer. I Sneaked With The Press Photographers On My City Fashion Week Event.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not a real camera in sight...

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incorrect! The woman in black three seats behind the models back is holding a 'real' camera

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the model has a band-aid on her nose.

    Jace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Fashion” makes no sense. Her outfit is actually not ridiculous, so maybe they wanted to hype it up with something “extra”.

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nose strips for snoring?

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is she wearing a breathe rite strip on her nose?

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    #66

    Got Into A Party With Pieces Of Paper Coated In Highlighter Fluid And Drawn Ridges.

    Got Into A Party With Pieces Of Paper Coated In Highlighter Fluid And Drawn Ridges.

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    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For less effort you can buy them off ebay. My daughter had joint 13th birthday party at a large events building. We thought the best way to keep track of the guests was to give them ID bracelets. Not only did it give the bouncers (Mums) a fighting chance of only allowing the invited teenagers into the party, it also meant it was easy to spot the ones that were up to no good outside in dimly lit corners! Probably one of the best £5 I ever spent.

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    #67

    The Guy Wearing A Fake Uniform And Trying To Cross The Border, Caught By Border Control.

    The Guy Wearing A Fake Uniform And Trying To Cross The Border, Caught By Border Control.

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    CbusResident
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    4 years ago

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    A border!!!!! A border!!!! Only Nazis believe in borders!!!!!!

    #68

    "Police Say This Isn't The First Time"

    "Police Say This Isn't The First Time"

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    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet I have gotten "stopped" every time I went in. "can I see your reciept? Really... for a trashcan and a bottle of water you saw me pay the cashier standing right next to you?"

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart security must be really lousy at their job. Guess it's just another case of "pay peanuts and get monkeys".

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did Walmart have security? The people that ask to see your receipt are just cashiers, and they have no legal right to stop you or look at your receipt. (I always smile nicely and say NO and keep walking, because I don't steal).

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart has Asset Protection associates that walk around the store in plain clothes. If you don't steal, then why would you have a problem with them checking your receipt?

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    #69

    I Think The Photo Says It All

    I Think The Photo Says It All

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    #70

    I Go To The Local Hospital Cafeteria For Lunch Every So Often. I Dress In Khaki Pants And A Button-Down Shirt While Looking Generally Happy To Be There. Gets Me A 30% Employee Discount Everytime.

    I Go To The Local Hospital Cafeteria For Lunch Every So Often. I Dress In Khaki Pants And A Button-Down Shirt While Looking Generally Happy To Be There. Gets Me A 30% Employee Discount Everytime.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to pay for ice?????

    Rae Reyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If OP was a patient, the price would be $1100.00

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    Taibhse Sealgair
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me. Was in the hospital for a few days a couple years ago. (Nothing super serious but my doc wanted me there in case it went south.) Had my wife bring me some scrubs from home to wear since I didn't like walking around in an assless hospital gown. Those and a lightweight fleece jacket was enough to get an employee discount at the cafeteria. Didn't even know I was getting it until the very last day. The food at this hospital was actually pretty good, believe it or not.

    Mrs S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you got a big dollar and a half off. You are forbidden from taking money from hospital where people are trying so hard to keep the patient alive. Btw, hope you are vaccinated.

    Tweetysvoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our hospital required the employee ID be scanned for a discount.

    Rickster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you saved a whole $1.58, what size mansion in miami are you going to do with all that cash?

    lorrie rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to sneak in to eat hospital food? Its not a gourmet meal

    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s not gourmet but it is better than a corner diner. Poor quality food at hospitals is (mostly) a myth.

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    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually choose to eat hospital food? EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

    Unwelcomed Guest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COVID has been good to me. I have just back into medical repping and I always walk into hospitals with a brief case and a backpack. With a mask on surgeons just assume I am a colleague and have just been so much more pleasant even when I correct them

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    #71

    Unauthorized Man Sneaks On Stage Of The 2018 Olympic Ceremonies

    Unauthorized Man Sneaks On Stage Of The 2018 Olympic Ceremonies

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    LH
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the man on the left the unauthorized one?

    Coffeecat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I believe it's the guy to the right with the red coat

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    Rickster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't f with that guy on the left, he will mess you up.

    #72

    He Tried His Hardest

    He Tried His Hardest

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    Queserasera423
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what was he arrested for? Unauthorized dish washing?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You stopped someone from washing dishes!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a law against washing dishes ?

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I woulda let him wash dishes for a little while longer before kicking him out

    Rickster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the dish pit? what's loda?

    #73

    Got Off The Bus, Walked Through The Foyer, Lay Down On One Of These Nice Shaded Bench Things And Now Im Chilling. Waiters Keep On Walking By But They Don't Seem To Care. Aloha Baby!

    Got Off The Bus, Walked Through The Foyer, Lay Down On One Of These Nice Shaded Bench Things And Now Im Chilling. Waiters Keep On Walking By But They Don't Seem To Care. Aloha Baby!

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    #74

    Me With An Inside-Out Vest Covered In Painter’s Tape, My Mom’s Toolbag, A Clipboard With Miscellaneous Marine Documents And Some Charts, And A Hardhat On - Nearly Making It Into A Marine Scrapyard Completely Unnoticed

    Me With An Inside-Out Vest Covered In Painter’s Tape, My Mom’s Toolbag, A Clipboard With Miscellaneous Marine Documents And Some Charts, And A Hardhat On - Nearly Making It Into A Marine Scrapyard Completely Unnoticed

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "nearly" is important.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m telling y’all, some of these people are testing the waters for future crimes…

    Calypso poet
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    4 years ago

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    Why? Do you not have a job?

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago

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    Research? If a journalist or environmentalist wanted to see what was actually going on in such a place they would be 100% turned away if they asked permission.

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    #75

    60 Different People Carrying Sports Bags And Drinks To A Gym, But Slap On A High Vis And Boom, You're A Decorator.

    60 Different People Carrying Sports Bags And Drinks To A Gym, But Slap On A High Vis And Boom, You're A Decorator.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When going to the gym is worth risking you life over.....idiots

    #76

    A Few Years Back I Was At A Festival And I Saw A Guy From This Band I Really Liked So I Went Up And Said Hello. While We Were Having A Chat These People Came Up And Said "Omg We Love You Guys, Can We Get A Photo? Anyways, Thats How I Was Mistaken As A Member Of Courtney Barnett's Band (Me On Right)

    A Few Years Back I Was At A Festival And I Saw A Guy From This Band I Really Liked So I Went Up And Said Hello. While We Were Having A Chat These People Came Up And Said "Omg We Love You Guys, Can We Get A Photo? Anyways, Thats How I Was Mistaken As A Member Of Courtney Barnett's Band (Me On Right)

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    #77

    A 16-Year-Old Detained During Protests In Russia For Dressing Up As A Policeman And Trying To Join A Column Of Security Forces

    A 16-Year-Old Detained During Protests In Russia For Dressing Up As A Policeman And Trying To Join A Column Of Security Forces

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you love your government so much that you attend a demonstration only to sabotage it.

    #78

    Me In The F1 Press Centre

    Me In The F1 Press Centre

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big expensive white Canon lens... You may not have credentials but you probably could if you wanted to get them.

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    #79

    Avoided Paying Bar Cover The Past 2 Years By Drawing The Stamps With A Felt Tip Pen And Smudging It Barely

    Avoided Paying Bar Cover The Past 2 Years By Drawing The Stamps With A Felt Tip Pen And Smudging It Barely

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    #80

    How To Attend E3 For Free Without Really Trying.

    How To Attend E3 For Free Without Really Trying.

    A few days before E3 we did some research on what the food/drink set up would be like. And decided that going in dressed as bartenders/general help would be the best route. We had most of the clothes, and a friend of mine loaned us the aprons.
     
    Once we were inside we found out what the name of the catering service, and used that information to get a lady at a information booth to walk us through security. Unsurprisingly enough, a lady from a conference room asked to place an order with us, we took it and went to a kitchen nearby and gave the order to the kitchen manager. She questioned us a bit on who we were, but we didn't break. Gave her our middle names in place of our first names (didn't want to lie too much, I know weird) and went on our way. We tried to get into the Sony/Nintendo room, but was denied entry due to lack of conference badges, and almost got kicked out.
     
    We almost gave up, but decided to go back the way we initially entered. Once we were back on the main floor, we figured why not try to get into the main conference room with Microsoft, Activision, Ubisoft, etc. If we couldn't, we still had a great time. So we monitored the door and saw that out every five people entering the main room, only one person's badge was getting scanned. So we casually got into a crowd of people and walked in. It was an amazing feeling being surrounded by the sets for games like Marvel vs. Capcom to Shadow of War. But most importantly we got to see the Destiny 2 set up and watch a bunch of gameplay. The best thing about all of this was getting to go on a fun/risky trip with one of my best friends and it only cost us a parking fee of $4 to attend E3 for free.

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    #81

    Just Be Quiet Franku

    Just Be Quiet Franku

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    #82

    Just Found This Subreddit I Have Been Seeing Movies For Free For About A Year Now After Finding This In The Bin Of 3D Glasses At The Theatre

    Just Found This Subreddit I Have Been Seeing Movies For Free For About A Year Now After Finding This In The Bin Of 3D Glasses At The Theatre

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    Kate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call fake on this one; the hat is only part of the uniform and employees had ID cards to get them into movies on their days off (my friend worked at Cineplex for years.)

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    #83

    Real Life Catch Me If You Can

    Real Life Catch Me If You Can

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    Wombatred26
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is, Catch Me If You Can is based on a true story!!

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord that comment!! Hahahahaha hahahahaha

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, put people in danger, so funny... /s

    #84

    I Got Into A Robotics Tournament Using This

    I Got Into A Robotics Tournament Using This

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need a fake wrist band to sneak into a robotics tournament. Just get your Mum to accompany you, and wear a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt.

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I’m guessing if they were using wristbands, it’s more of a high level tournament than the type you’re thinking of. There’s a bunch of types.

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    #85

    My Friend And I Got Into A Bunch Of Rides At A Carnival With These “Tickets”

    My Friend And I Got Into A Bunch Of Rides At A Carnival With These “Tickets”

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    #86

    1 Year Ago Today, I Made My Way Into A Press Conference Regarding A Massive Local Fire. A Little Confidence And A Decent Looking Camera Go A Long Way.

    1 Year Ago Today, I Made My Way Into A Press Conference Regarding A Massive Local Fire. A Little Confidence And A Decent Looking Camera Go A Long Way.

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    Rickster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone can just walk up anyway, i don't get this

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    #87

    Saw This Gem On The Road Today And Wanted To Share (Santa Fe, Texas).

    Saw This Gem On The Road Today And Wanted To Share (Santa Fe, Texas).

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    Josh Hicks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texans, despite their insistence they're just nice country folks, have grown pretty intolerant of people from states like New York and California. Having grown up and lived in there 30 years before I got out 15 years ago, when I go back, it seems a lot of people have gotten just meaner. Not everyone, as in any place there are different people with different perspectives, but I've lost friends who've become more psychotic in their beliefs since I left. Every time I go back, some people ask when I'm moving back (as if that is an obvious course of action) and I point out I feel less at home there than any of the other places I've lived since. It's not the state I grew up in and I guess like the story about the frog in a slowly warming pot (I know that isn't a real experiment but it makes a decent illustration), they don't notice the change I see when I visit every other year or so.

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    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the Barney Fifes of the world won’t try to “fleece the out of stater”.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO....what if you were actually a new yorker driving through texas? Not welcome?

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have northern plates in the south, people may try to intimidate you on the road. Just had this happen in North Carolina.

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k Texas and Florida. Chop them both off.

    Kelli Lindsay Boone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texan born and raised and I agree wholeheartedly. This place has become a melting pot for intolerant, bigoted, and sexist racists. With bibles.

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