I Illustrate Bizarre And Funny Things I Overhear People Say (17 New Pics)

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Tee 5 years ago

Aww.

51points

Ashley Kellers 5 years ago

Awww that's kind of sad really....

18points

Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

That's pretty sad actually.

12points

Night Owl 5 years ago

Aww, I hope it worked.

6points

natie marie 5 years ago

...aww man. The feels

3points

Ieva Nura 5 years ago

I bet they want to talk to dog.

1point

desert29rat 5 years ago

I bet it worked too.

1point

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Works like a charm I imagine

1point

Annesha James 5 years ago

thats sad

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Evripidou Maria 5 years ago

that's actually kinda sad

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John Laurens/Gay Turtle 5 years ago

Lmao that's me every day

30points

Ashley Harrold 5 years ago

For me it would be a "Looking for the phone I'm currently having a conversation on" kind of day

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

man bun

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Liz 5 years ago

this resonated in my soul

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Quintessence 5 years ago

Mood

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Night Owl 5 years ago

I feel ya

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Every day after turning 30, and it also gets worse.

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Marnie 5 years ago

I panicked, unable to find my keys in my purse last week. Couldn't find them in the usual places. Finally, I thought to look in the junk drawer. In order to open the drawer and start searching, I set my keys down on the counter. And it still took me a moment...Apparently things being held in my left hand are invisible to me.

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Kitten 5 years ago

Just searched all around for a pencil that was in my hair...

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Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

It was suggested that I add a picture to my profile with a pet, I didn't have one so I found a picture of me on a trip with a monkey. My fiancee picked me to talk to because I had a pic of a monkey on my shoulder. She wanted to know if I was afraid that it would rip my face off.

45points

Night Owl 5 years ago

😂 I'm glad it worked out. Congrats

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Elizabeth Schuyler 5 years ago

MOOD

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Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

that response has a story behind it. sure as sure.

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Kim 5 years ago

I feel her so well

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Casey C 5 years ago

F in chat

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Ben Smith 5 years ago

Sounds like a real peach of a mother in law...

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Helena Houzarová 5 years ago

Or maybe the son has a track of getting engaged and then breaking up or getting dumped before wedding?

20points

earringnut 5 years ago

Maybe it's because when you get married you're no longer engaged.

8points

Elina Kuusisto 5 years ago (edited)

That's the most boomer sentence ever said *wink*

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Kesam 5 years ago

She is also her husband's ex fiancé ;)

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Abby Not Normal 5 years ago

Yoikes! Excellent job on mom's hair.

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

Maybe the girl will be glad this one (and his family) got away.

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kurisutofu 5 years ago

As soon as he's married, she becomes his ex-fiancée.

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Louisiana Lover 5 years ago

ok boomer

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Eva Bryson 5 years ago

OK, millennial, Gen- X, Y, Z or whatever you call yourselves nowdays

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Ieva Nura 5 years ago

They know their son :)

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Joe Reaves 5 years ago

I love how 50% of people are assuming she hates the fiancee and is being a b***h and the other 50% are assuming she just knows her son and thinks he can't keep a relationship going!

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Heidi Matsumoto 5 years ago

I can't say anything but... HAAHAHAHAHHHA

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Elisabeth Nischts 5 years ago

She is not his fiancée anymore after the marriage, right..?

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Night Owl 5 years ago

she might know something her son doesn't yet

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Rose the Cook 5 years ago

If she doesn't she probably won't stop looking until she finds something!

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Ben Smith 5 years ago

That’s the most millennial sentence ever said

78points

Danielle Rux 5 years ago

ok boomer

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Rage Racer 5 years ago

Little did we know "Idiocracy" is becoming real life. I just hope Darwin comes back and does his thing to get us back on track.

5points

mcsa student 5 years ago

there's a difference

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Niffler_13 5 years ago

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Lsai Aeon 5 years ago

As a celiac, it's quite possible this is the only way to get the avocado from what is on the menu. I have to do similar very often. Ask for just a burger patty and they go nuts, we can't just sell you a burger patty you have to order the whole burger. Sure, great, so long as that patty and anything else on the plate has never touched a bun or bread of any type. Otherwise, I'll be violently, explosively ill in 10 minutes and it lasts for 2 weeks. Not to mention the auto-immune response this triggers that is literally destroying my body.

13points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

@Lsai Aeon and M.J. It must be nearly impossible for you to enjoy a simple meal out with friends. I'm so sorry. A friend of my daughter has celiac and I remember how sick she would be. I wish people wouldn't jump on a trend like this because there are people out there, like you, who need to take celiac and food allergies very very seriously. Stay well.

4points

M.J. 5 years ago

I have the same problem everywhere I go!

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Vaughn Hyndman 5 years ago

One of my Friends has it, and we had a very carefully planned dinner party at my house.... I made one horrible mistake ( opened new jar of mayo to make ranch dressing and made my kid a sandwich while making the dressing. Forgot and scraped the excess from knife on the mouth of the jar ) my poor friend was so sick.

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Tia Hansen 5 years ago

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Thomas Gallagher 5 years ago

I’m gluten free but it’s don’t say stuff like that, I also actually have a reason because I am allergic it don’t choose

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Bettina Jansen 5 years ago

Is that like a cheeseburger without the cheese ?

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

I'll have the eggs without the yolks

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Just JoLynn 5 years ago

People have order egg whites all the time, nothing new about that.

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Kesam 5 years ago

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Lsai Aeon 5 years ago

If she's celiac, that cracker could kill her

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Tee 5 years ago

Exactly!

42points

Dan Lim 5 years ago

This actually makes a lot of sense

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Michael Rodrick 5 years ago

Short shorts for men?

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Ben Smith 5 years ago

That’s the whole point of going on a diet in the first place!

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118points

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Francis 5 years ago (edited)

i try to imagine how avner geller overheard this... and: this is totally me and my best friend :D

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Vicky Zar 5 years ago

I think I would like such an overenthusiastic friend. I bet she would be a very good one that will not be deterred by my introvert ways

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A_Very_lazy_panda 5 years ago

What the hell was wrong with my first f*****g comment? Someone tell me because I don't f*****g get it.

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Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

Nothing. Some people just go out of their way to be a jerk.

2points

LGBT Freak 5 years ago

that s kinda creepy in a way like this if you get what I mean

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Rich McCormick 5 years ago

Creepy AF! LOL

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Debbie 5 years ago

Saaaad

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Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

...yep, thats weird. Can be either good weird, or creepy weird too, relation dependent. Take your pick XD

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Lea Springstead 5 years ago

Yes, it is weird.

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A_Very_lazy_panda 5 years ago

What the f**k...

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114points

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I have no shame when it comes to deep IG stalking. If you let me follow your IG, you can bet I'm going back to the paleolithic.

71points

just-your-average-unicorn 5 years ago

my anxiety could never lmao

6points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

Yes! If you post something it can and will follow you forever. My mom always said "Never write anything down you wouldn't want printed on the front page of The NY Times." ... and this was before anyone had personal computers.

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Anna Salord 5 years ago

You goooo girl! Starting to do the same from now on!

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Francis 5 years ago

the struggle is real :D

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Oh yeah, I do this.

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Debbie 5 years ago

instagram posters want to be seen

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Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

So if a vegan doesn't mention he/she is vegan and better than you in the first 10min of talking to them are they still vegan?

58points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

If someone says they are vegan and are snotty about it you should immediately tell them how sorry you are for them.

2points

Daniëlle Raats 5 years ago

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

I've never met a vegan who did that. I have however met a lot of meat eaters who felt the need to mention their opinions about veganism every few seconds.

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Whiterain25 furry 5 years ago

your so right

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hobbitly 5 years ago

I dont understand why people hate it if others choose to eat only plant based. Its like the word vegan sets of an alarm, just like the word millennial or boomer (or black, or foreign, or...). Instant hate. People think they are better than others for all sorts of reasons, no need to hate on a whole group just cause they make a different choice.

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Whiterain25 furry 5 years ago

exactly. and it's not like veganism is a bad thing, it's literally the opposite of harming animals lol

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your_lesbian_friend 5 years ago

I get the point of being vegan but I firmly believe that just one person choosing not to eat meat because "animals are tortured to get the whatever" is not valid at all and just *one* person not eating animal products will not even make a dent in the sales of animal products. Plus if you check and do your research on what product you're buying you can see if it is a sustainable source of food. That probably made no sense but it made sense to me but ya know... I totally understand vegans no discredit to them

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Catlady6000 5 years ago

Up voted you, because I totally understand your point:) Even some "vegan" choices can harm animals, by taking away their habitat, foods, etc. The Rain Forests are just one example. Not to mention the harm that some forms of agriculture can cause to the local human population

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Vex Boxx 5 years ago

Sure Jan.

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MadDawg 5 years ago

Our food pees on vegans food, just sayin...

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MarthayToño Ordonez 5 years ago

hhahahahahahah sooo trueee!

-2points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

whitetrain25 furry is an idiot

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hobbitly 5 years ago

You make a comment just to call someone names? Thats rude. It is okay to disagree with someone, but calling them an idiot just cause they see things different says quite a lot about you imo.

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Marc M 5 years ago

I found the vegan here. It was soooo hard

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Ben Smith 5 years ago

How do you find the vegan at a party....?

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

S/he will find you and tell you all about it.

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Alejandro Butrón 5 years ago

Amazing art

62points

Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

Yes! Beautiful sky especially

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Bobby's Girl 5 years ago

A (blur) personality. Yeah, me too -- maybe.

1point

Troy Currie 5 years ago

Must be California...the Head Shop is right past the intersection on the left.

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Osprey 5 years ago

I'm wondering how long one of these takes to complete...? Very unique and pleasing to the eye.

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Anna Repp 5 years ago

I love this cityscape!

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Kimberley Ka 5 years ago

Spare undies, my toothbrush and a bikini in the hand luggage - always!

45points

Spinaap 5 years ago

always!

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CG2018 5 years ago

I mean... I've done that. Hahahaha

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Ms Phit 5 years ago

we always cross pack after one too many times where our luggage was lost and not recovered for many days into our trip...(for some reason it rarely happens when we're going home though...always when we really really need that change of clothes!)

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MadDawg 5 years ago

And if they lose both?

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Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

My brother's garment bag finally arrived at my house, 10 hours after he did on Christmas Eve, looking like it had been through a giant shredder. His brand new suit was completely sliced in 3 inch strips from the shoulders down. Unfortunately, it was the second time in a month United Airlnes lost his luggage through the new airport in Denver. It was sad, but hilarious at the same time. Mom made him put the jacket on and took pictures... I wish I had a copy of them now. We still talk about it. XD

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Bill 5 years ago

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Spikey Bunny 5 years ago

Not a horrible idea if you have the time. Most airlines charge $25 to check a bag these days.

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Sassy Angel 5 years ago

lol me too

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My O My 5 years ago

What is a breakup diet?

5points

Christi 5 years ago

Everything (food=love)

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NCC~1701 5 years ago

Ice cream and grilled cheese. Ridiculous amount of ice cream and grilled cheese.

2points

Elsker 5 years ago

Moms truffles;)

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

The dogs are watching each other.

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Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

Wait...there are not just pre-ripped but now also pre-mudded jeans sold? 🤦

43points

juice 5 years ago

i hope it's a joke...

2points

Keilyn Hiilei 5 years ago

Boy, you need to get your hands dirty. Nobody likes a pretty boy who doesn't know how to get work done.

1point

Michael Rodrick 5 years ago

In my day, if you showed up in pre-rips, you were known as poor white trash.

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Elizabeth Schuyler 5 years ago

*hipster intensifies*

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Night Owl 5 years ago

"The flavors in Israel are so full of conflict" ... just like almost the entire region over there

7points

Lyop 5 years ago

Very good point.

1point

ignacio cuadra 5 years ago

I hope you people realize that ceviche is from peru

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Giuliana Torres 5 years ago

I hope that mistake is part of the joke.

1point

Ana Arena 5 years ago

Paella is not from Barcelona, its from Valencia. I feel REALLY offended by this

3points

Night Owl 5 years ago

but she ate it in Barcelona

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Hseed 5 years ago

Besides, the paella made in Barcelona is awful 99% of the times.

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Hseed 5 years ago

No need to be, Anna... there are a lot other things to be offended about

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Vicky Zar 5 years ago

I don't know if I understand it correctly, but.... everything tastes differently in different countries.

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John 5 years ago

People travel the world but only care about what they eat.

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Vicky Zar 5 years ago

I was referring to cooked dishes but you are right Jane. My thought was of things like Chicken Tikka Masala, which was invented in Great Britain I believe. Its the best known Indian food... only it isn't really indish. Or the Kebab. Supposedly invented in Berlin, but known as THE turkish food.

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Jane Alexander 5 years ago (edited)

The soil is different, producing differences in the taste and some things only grow certain places. I've heard that the southern US produces different taste and qualities in flour, for instance than other parts of this same country. The same recipe in the north may produce a difference.

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Troy Currie 5 years ago

The guy with the joint must have gotten his pot from the Head Shop three panels above. No wonder they're talking about food...they got the munchies.

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Nicole Holt 5 years ago

Nobody talking about Schnitzel in Germany?

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David Torgerson 5 years ago

My sister, who despises uppity people, would order a wine & pronounce it as it is written just to shock the waiter.

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Pierre Carles 5 years ago

Wine names ARE pronounced like they are written. It is just that many people have no clue how to pronounce even the most common foreign languages ...

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Rose the Cook 5 years ago

"Influencers"?

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Tia Hansen 5 years ago

Ok i cant read any of these words. How are you supposed to pronounce them ;0;

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Ana Arena 5 years ago

"chou a la creme" its "two aaa laaa krem". Paella is pa-eh-ya. Ceviche its "Seviche" (they are both spanish words so, think about open vowels like A from Alabama, E from electrónico, I like Italy). Gelato os Yelato (open vowels as well). I know this cause un spanish and speaks french, Italian and of course spanish :) hope It helps

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That one marvel fan 5 years ago

I disagree

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

I agree with you on that.

6points

Colin Leetham 5 years ago

Let me show you this scar... no, that isn't a metaphor....

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Deku 5 years ago

Yes... yes it actually did

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Elaine Dodge 5 years ago

She said, 'a little', people. Not 'go ahead air ALL your issues in public'.

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Jane Alexander 5 years ago

She's using a double negative so what she really says is that a little vulnerability can hurt someone, -and that sly look ... I think she' definitely hurt someone.

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Ben Smith 5 years ago

Ugh. Missing out on real life...

35points

Anna Repp 5 years ago

No. There's no true "real life" that everyone's supposed to live. This is their "real life" and it is no less real than anyone else's. The only time it is not real, is when you are trying to live someone else's idea of "real life."

3points