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When you hear about a dog calling 911, it's usually because their owner is having an emergency. But what would happen if a dog called 911 with it's OWN idea of a crisis?
That's the question that went through the mind of Twitter user Reverend Scott, and he's come up with some pretty funny answers. The "emergencies" range from trying to retrieve a ball from under the couch and not being able to eat chocolate on Valentine's Day, to having a panic attack about being left at home. Given that the 911 operator is also a dog, the advice is often far from useful...
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Richard Petch 9 years ago
F*****g dumb yanks, you are making your animals as thick as you f*****s, leave the animals out of your drug fueled thoughts.
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Doge_Is_Derpy 9 years ago
Just because a chihuahua is small doesn't mean it's a scardy-duck. Chihuahuas are known for their aggressiveness and and beat dogs
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Altuxp129 The Gamer 9 years ago
Cat 911: wats yur emergency Cat: a teh dog wants meh cheezburger Cat 911: i need some info lol xdddd 5 MINUTES LATER Cat 911: heres yur shotgun Cat: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Cat 911: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Rebecca Butler 9 years ago
Dog 911: what's your emergency? Dog: squeaky, squeaky, squeaky Dog 911: umm... what is your emergency? Dog: squeaky, squeaky, squeaky Dog 911: okay, so I'm hearing you got a new toy, but haven't killed the squeaker yet. Is that correct? Dog: squeaky, squeaky, squeaky Dog 911: don't worry, sir. Help is on the way.
Karen Frelick 9 years ago
Dog911: What is the nature of your emergency? Dog: I lost my frisbee in the woods. Dog 911: Call out the National Guard
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Carol Bradstreet 9 years ago
I had to think about this one for a moment.....they're talking about the vacuum cleaner attachments, yes?
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.gas. 9 years ago
This is just the same guy over and over again, and most of them end the same way. Funny, but it gets old after about three posts. :-/
Rebecca Smith 9 years ago
Of course it's the same guy. If you read the paragraph at the beginning, it says these are his tweets.
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Dani Vassileva 9 years ago
I always though Ruffy was just a drama queen, it's reassuring to see this! :D (just about every single morning) Ruffy: MY HUMAN TOOK MY RUG Dog 911: and? Ruffy: AND SHE'S GOING TO THE BALCONY Dog 911: so? Ruffy: WHAT IF SHE THROWS IT AWAY Dog 911: OMG Ruffy: OR FLIES AWAY ON IT AND NEVER COMES BACK Dog 911: OMG OMG Ruffy: OR WORSE, WASHES IT AND IT SMELLS CLEAN Dog 911: OMG OMG OMG Ruffy: OMG OMG OMG
Elly Elly 9 years ago
I agree but can only think it would always end with the cat saying - DILLIGAF....... lol
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Kimmi McKnight 9 years ago
Very cut but Reverend needs to come up with equally funny endings..one can only say OMG so many times before it's been played out..lol
.gas. 9 years ago
This is just the same guy over and over again, and most of them end the same way. Funny, but it gets old after about three posts. :-/
Rebecca Smith 9 years ago
Of course it's the same guy. If you read the paragraph at the beginning, it says these are his tweets.
Load More Replies... Dani Vassileva 9 years ago
I always though Ruffy was just a drama queen, it's reassuring to see this! :D (just about every single morning) Ruffy: MY HUMAN TOOK MY RUG Dog 911: and? Ruffy: AND SHE'S GOING TO THE BALCONY Dog 911: so? Ruffy: WHAT IF SHE THROWS IT AWAY Dog 911: OMG Ruffy: OR FLIES AWAY ON IT AND NEVER COMES BACK Dog 911: OMG OMG Ruffy: OR WORSE, WASHES IT AND IT SMELLS CLEAN Dog 911: OMG OMG OMG Ruffy: OMG OMG OMG
Elly Elly 9 years ago
I agree but can only think it would always end with the cat saying - DILLIGAF....... lol
Load More Replies... Kimmi McKnight 9 years ago
Very cut but Reverend needs to come up with equally funny endings..one can only say OMG so many times before it's been played out..lol
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