Hilarious Emergencies Dogs Would Have If They Could Dial 911
When you hear about a dog calling 911, it's usually because their owner is having an emergency. But what would happen if a dog called 911 with it's OWN idea of a crisis?
That's the question that went through the mind of Twitter user Reverend Scott, and he's come up with some pretty funny answers. The "emergencies" range from trying to retrieve a ball from under the couch and not being able to eat chocolate on Valentine's Day, to having a panic attack about being left at home. Given that the 911 operator is also a dog, the advice is often far from useful...
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Dog 911: what's your emergency? Dog: squeaky, squeaky, squeaky Dog 911: umm... what is your emergency? Dog: squeaky, squeaky, squeaky Dog 911: okay, so I'm hearing you got a new toy, but haven't killed the squeaker yet. Is that correct? Dog: squeaky, squeaky, squeaky Dog 911: don't worry, sir. Help is on the way.
I had to think about this one for a moment.....they're talking about the vacuum cleaner attachments, yes?
This is just the same guy over and over again, and most of them end the same way. Funny, but it gets old after about three posts. :-/
Of course it's the same guy. If you read the paragraph at the beginning, it says these are his tweets.
I thought it was really funny, that would totally be my dog lol!
Love it!
This is just the same guy over and over again, and most of them end the same way. Funny, but it gets old after about three posts. :-/
Of course it's the same guy. If you read the paragraph at the beginning, it says these are his tweets.
I thought it was really funny, that would totally be my dog lol!
Love it!