55 Absurdly Laughable Customer Complaints That Made People Lose Brain Cells

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Pfff, what do authors know?

But are you and did you?

"I've hadit with these mf butterflies in this mf restaurant! "

I was working for AT&T helpdesk. People complaining that theirs WiFi doesn't reach across 4 rooms to other end of house, modem tucked behind TV, or for best results inside TV cabinet. Bonus point for placing modem sideways - it had position sensors - because it looks better, but works worse.

Not on purpose maybe, but Toyota wiring is notorious for being rodent-yummy. Can attest that periodically applying peppermint oil to the engine block of cars / tractors helps with this

Did you offer to leave the pizza on the doorstep for them to collect when they were ready?

Band mate (trumpet player, I play trombone) at rehearsal "d**n, can't find the second page" of a peace we were going to do. me : "did you check the reverse side?". "oh". 20 other bandmates laughing...

dik move

I would have told her that this was the wrong moment to get all heated up

We had a defect in the cooling system once and there were 5 signs with big letters saying that all the dairy- and meat products aren't available. One stupid b♥♥th walk by not reading a single one of them, bought 10 bread rolls and then screamed at our cleaning lady to the point she nearly cried. Manager got involved and you could hear him metaphorically ripping the Karen a new A-hole for that throughout the whole store

And you changed it to a field of flowers and now wanna return it cause she got pollen allergies from it? 😺

the same type that would fly all the way to Italy and eat McDonalds. did u all see the Olive Garden post a while back hahaha, someone had the nuts to say OG > actual Italian food. dear gods man,.

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Well 1/4 pounder is bigger than a 1/3 pounder.

Anything to get a free meal scammed?

Maybe she was worried it had been pre-made? Or she was a particularly slow sandwich assembler herself?

This shareholder also bought the ¼ pounder, cause he thought it was larger than the ⅓?

Maybe the salesperson put a curse on their toaster

Some people complain about the sun coming up in the morning. Best to get them out of your life pronto

box most likely had instructions not to use a knife as well...

One of those people who insist up can tell when food is made "with love"? Personally I prefer food made with good ingredients and solid technique, but I've been told I lack soul.

Time may not heal all wounds but give it a few minutes and it will help with this one

brrrrrrrr.... "yeah? hello? listen. i bought this product from you're company, and first let me say what a great company you are. you guys are doing great things, and i commend you for it. the product was delivered by UPS, and the driver had a... he had a.... sorry this is really hard for me.. he had a BRONCOS tattoo! i know you dont personally choose who delivers the package, but if i could recommend not using UPS again. theyre driver's have zero regard for my personal feelings. that really upset me. how can someone walk on to my property with a gotdang broncos tattoo. i know you'll make this right. again, love the work you guys do"

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"Ma'am, I can't do that! Not since the Elvis incident."

I quite like the idea of a chessburger ♟️♟️

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Confusing the bank with an in-store pharmacy?

And not being able to see the woods for the trees.

Anything to not take responsibility for your own actions

don't mess with me, I know the minister of health, karate, kung fu, judo and 28 other dangerous words

So you want a portobello without mushroom?

Nowadays store fridges and freezers tend to be closed with glass door or whatever that sliding top part is called, aren't they everywhere?. So it's basically those sections are as warm as any other ones. It's done for energy-efficiency, and not for customer comfort though. (and it's a bit shame as it was really nice cooling method in the summer)

poor man... be he knew the futility the instant she demanded he return it for her

Well, no, not with the whole mountain top location

early prepping for the pandemic...

Wait till he finds out that that there are flights to Montenegro

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That lady had a violet temper.

You didn't feed those chickens enough oranges!

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My wife's G-string keeps slipping as well. I'm not going to be complaining any time soon.

The only proper response is to hand the bag back with the single word 'No'.

I would have redirected him to Amazon or any other shop with that problem and wish him good luck finding a Nintendo game for the Xbox

I think the real crime was making you work in that weather.

anything to scam a meal out of a restaurant...

I'm old enough to remember a McDonald's marketing thing where burgers came in a two sided package so the ",hot stays hot and the cool stays cool". Late 70s or early,80s maybe.

your workplace sounds toxic

"We do, sir, at this location..." And then give him the address for Walmart.

I can kind of understand this one if it's referring to lengthy paragraphs talking about the dish before getting to the actual recipe. Most people don't pick up a cook book for a good read, but to find a good recipe. Also, I personally hate cook books that don't have pictures of the dishes but that's more personal preference.

Because maths are difficult

"a fat boy on a snickers' geez why not use "white on rice"

Yeah the reasonable exception is that you do not bring in food or drink of any kind

Never tried the low sodium version.

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"Sorry, ma'am. We thought you were less of a slob than you must be. Now that you've categorized yourself, we'll remember to do better next time."

I kinda feel tempted to start calling minor daily inconveniences "disasters of titanic proportions", just to spice things up a bit, sounds like fun. (just to myself, not to maintenance people of course, their job is already hard enough)

$18 for assembled cardboard sounds reasonable....

When I was little, kids used to get a free fast pass if they were too short for a specific ride, to come back with it when they were tall enough. It made it so exciting! You were told 'no' but given something to look forward to. I loved that park. Sadly it closed during covid and was never reopened.

So my assumption is that she rode one of those Everglades Swamp Airboats where you sit in front of a huge a*s propellor , what the ever loving fark was she thinking....