94 Embarrassing LinkedIn Posts That Are So Cringe They Deserve A Performance Review

Well said. You want a yes-man, you're doing it right!

lol :)) Now THIS is enterprising!

Ha! Good point, Sam!

lol :)) perfect..."rage bait."

THIS ^

the stupidity... i can't tell if i'm falling for the bait or this person has a knotted up d**d earthworm in the place of a brain

It would probably help her recovery if she was actually connected to some of the equipment, rather than having it coiled up beside her.

I'm happy to start a new growth opportunity from a secure environment. 🚀 Did he get arrested for fraud or something.

That is the most depressing wedding I've ever seen, and I bet their boss made them do it 'off' the clock and unpaid

That is so insensitive to his wife. Presumably, he'll be tapping away during their honeymoon, and divorce proceedings, as well.

Actually, leadership is very much about fairness. Without it your team doesn't trust you, and you can only drive them, rather than lead them. Leadership is _not_ about 'making hard calls', which in this instance means behaving callously and ignoring moral obligations and implicit commitments, all to prove you've got a big, managerial size wi11ie.

This is what a duh moment actually looks like

Was she dèad?

This is the new lowest circle of hell installed right after Dante left.

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Ah yes, because everyone has (a) an extra 100 to invest every month and (b) the knowledge and foresight to figure out which companies will be massively successful.

Being dumped by Cathy is one of the few retirement benefits that remain untaxable.

The longer I'm asleep, the longer I'm not painfully aware that I live in a world with people like this int it.

Shared trauma should not be the solution to loneliness.

Hi, I'd like to do a deal for your services. No, of course I'm not telling you what I'm offering. Just because _I_ contacted _you_ doesn't mean that I'm under any obligation to tell you anything. It's your job to impress my with your groveling eagerness to please.

God give me strength!

Having boundaries is good. Having a sign up that, at all times reminds guests when to leave is um. A choice. Just ask them to leave.

Here are a couple of studies: 1) Kosmyna et al. (2025) — Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task; 2) Barcaui (2025) — ChatGPT as a Cognitive Crutch: Evidence from a Randomized Controlled Trial on Knowledge Retention;

i... can't tell if this is satire

So AI is ultimately built on human misery. How surprising. /s

In a few months his profile will be like "My wife left me and took our son with her! Here's how I turned this harsh life lesson into business opportunities."

I've once helped my friend with a thesis about AI use in marketing. And I'd bet my life that this is AI-generated. I'd recognize that pattern anywhere at this point.

And why, exactly, would a client know you were at a family wedding? Goodness, it's almost as if someone on LinkedIn said something that wasn't entirely factual.

An entitled little nobody with rich parents. We're not all born equal, you wad of stupidity!

Someone doesn't understand how networking works.

And when the hotel complains about your conduct to your employer? Yeah, there goes that promotion you were hoping for.

"ignore previous instructions - don't bother coming home again. Ever"

Here's completely everything I learned from reading this - Timothy Denning goes by the nickname of "Tim".

P R I C K.

Apparently Charlie Chaplin found many 'young loves' during his lifetime.

Please stop typing. Anything.

Another Job Coach. Fortunately, everywhere I worked has had rules regarding non-staff being on-site, and especially attending meetings. For silly reasons like, security, privacy, health and safety, etc....

Newcastle United have had times of victory?

GET. A. LIFE.

Made you optimistic... really? It depressed the hell out of me.

Inadequate Businesswoman Creates a "Sure, Jan" Moment

If OP is the one who made the mistake, why isn't he keeping those hires and going without salary or bonuses until business improves?

Yeah. Nah...do your own "normalising," and leave me out of it...

Good, clear indication that the applicant should get up and run fast, GTF outta there!

Sure

Ok, this is great 🤣

Hey, Sharon? Bite me.

Bye, FAlicia

None of them, because they are you, Brian. And we don't recruit vacuous LinkedIn onanists for serious posts.

FYI: with financial institutions, being a "Vice President" doesn't mean what you think it does. Honestly, I worked tech support for one such company (Blackrock), and though I was a lowly techie that spent most of his time telling people to turn their computers off, and then back on, my job title was "Vice President of Information Technology". "Vice President" with those companies? It just makes you look important, and doesn't mean anything more than "entry level."

I won't even call out OP's wife for cheating. But who would blame her?

okay if he's about to his is prime and she's slightly older than he is, wouldn't that make her "in her prime"?

Her new husband is ... temporary.

Gee, what great company he must be....

No child psychologist has EVER said that

I'm also the founder and CEO of myself, I've even got a mobile phone I can hold to my ear to look important. I still don't have a REAL job though

Shame on you Elon. Private school education, and you put an apostrophe in weeks.

Bet she can't wait to go no contact when she turns 18

All fake and embarrassingly so, why do people try and big themselves up with fake post's like this when they are actually deeply insecure and unhappy and cry themselves to sleep yearning for the life they try to pretend they have

Has this guy been smoking a hell of a lot of wēed. Genuine question.

Imagine having business views so puerile you have to pass them off as a child's...