50 Funny Random Memes That Feel Like Someone Spilled The Internet On The Floor

You may now punch the groom

Lmao

Bill Hicks said this in the 90's. He said it would be like if JFK rose from the grave and people were wearing small rifles around their neck to show their support of him.

and only scholars know why

People who judge other people based on the brands they choose are so sad. Corporations don't care about you Brenda, stop caring so much about their products.

"Running"?

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Pastor tries to be better than Jesus. Gets smited.

Massage on the scalp...

...i come here for s***s and giggles, not mental breakdowns

Every time.

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Like all cats do

I'm more interested in where the 4 year old is getting her income and transportation. /j EDIT: For the folks giving me the obvious answer of "a parent took them", Yes, I get it. I have raised / helped raise my two children and 7 grandchildren so I do have a clue how that works. My joking point was just that an adult chose to purchase the card and not explain that it was inappropriate to the situation.

yup same. when you can't unsee it

If my granddaughter calls me a bad b!tch when I'm 84 I'll be delighted.

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Ah, the good old days

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Ouch!

I can relate! I spent 7 months in the hospital.

UBLOCK ORIGIN (makes every youtube video as "blessing from the Lord") EDIT: For folks wanting ublock origin to still work with Chrome, this reddit discussion may be a good starting point for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/1j2ec76/ublock_origin_is_gone/

Family doesn't necessarily mean relatives. I'd rather help my loved ones (blood related or not) than some relative i never see.

my favorite thing ever is when small children fall flat on their faces and then just immediately pick themselves back up and you're all "OMG, are you okay??" and they're just like "yeah, i'm fine :)"

This is an ankle bracelet for people who are not criminals.

Seagulls here now.

To be fair it is both. Also it is both in just about every country

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Again, another example of how duct tape provides a perfect solution to a tricky situation

I know it's a meme, but some people actually expect employees to play heroes and confront violent and potentially armed robbers. Stores have insurance for that kind of things, and the devices on display are usually locked anyway. Employees don't have to put their lives at risk for no reason.

My parents when they discovered my obsession with Stray Kids

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Just zap em with your power bands if they don't fall for it

I’ll get you my pretty…

for me it's lying on my back, legs bent at the knees and put to one side, so the torso is kinda twisted at the waist (idk if it makes sense)

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Please. Who ever would give such useless advice?

So true

my hair salon lady gave me a Karen bob cut because my mom didn't want me to look like a guy :D

It was a long time before I got this reference in The Matrix.

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If that kitty was in the car with me I would vibe with any song that was on. I LOVE cheetahs!

And then a ping from your phone to say that the delivery driver passed by but nobody was home. Looking at YOU, Chronopost, you absolute shower. 😠

I'm just a Gen X keeping my head down while everyone else fights it out..

rude comment below, commenting so you aren't forced to see it if you don't want to.

This May there are several public holidays. And we're also doing "ponts" (bridges) which means if the holiday is on a Thursday (or Tuesday) then we will extend the weekend and not work the Friday (or Monday) either. 😺

My tv ain’t HD, that’s too real.

A very old man married a very young woman. At the wedding reception some one said " A wedding night can be very physically stressful. Aren't you afraid you're risking a fatality?" He replied "I can't help that. If she dies, she dies."

Note for UK viewers - OP meant 'bags of thin potato crisps' not fried potato chunks. Which also explains the lack of fish ...

*chuckles* I'm in danger.

Duckduckgo - wear gloves, and a balaclava.

Now, maybe the eyelids?

What is this character from? It was sitting next to me last night at the slot machines in Tower Unite.

... then I'll take my pet unicorn for a walk on every beach in Kansas ...

And who could forget dear Ratboy?

Nun. Hahahahaha et al.

No no no, it's "Quantum"

Actually, I have trauma from when I almost drowned when I was eight. My uncle sloooooooooooooooooooooowly got up from his chair, sloooooooooooooooooooooowly walked over, and got me out of the pool. I was two seconds away from drowning, and had gone under at least five or six times. I swallowed a ton of chlorinated water, too. I was really afraid to swim at all for years after that, but now that I know how to swim, I love it. (Though I can't understand how anyone can possibly go underwater without plugging their nose. Could someone please explain?)

wacthed. I have a lisp now.

"He's your mate"

But you will Scream... 🤷

how am I both?

Dame Edna Everage's lawyers would like a word

To be fair, you probably are

This line is from Macbeth, it's when Lady Macduff and her family get m******d. It's not the line that's important, it's the scene it's part of. Specifically, a scene that started funny ends with an entire castle dying.

I see your ducks and raise 2 daisies

Welcome to... my entire life.

ET lookin ahh

And now let's test this incredibly rare and expensive ps5 by drop kicking it out a window, what a surprise , it broke!

Then you're an a*****e.

The whole tipping culture in the usa is so weird, make employers pay them a living wage and stop demanding customers to fill the gap. Where i live a tip is like a gift the customers can give you if they liked your service, it's not something you need to be able to pay the bills, your wage should cover that.

🎶I didn't want to hurt you, baby, I didn't want to hurt you, but you're pretty when you cry🎶

11 year old me probably thinks 'a good time' involves free candy