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40 Epic Female Comebacks That Prove The Best Defense Is A Sharp Sense Of Humor
Somewhere right now, a man is typing "hey beautiful" to a stranger on the internet and actually expecting this to work. Another one is sliding into a DM with an unsolicited photo and zero social awareness. One more is leaning across a bar to tell a woman she should smile more, completely unbothered by the fact that she was smiling perfectly fine before he arrived.
These men exist in every city, every comment section, and every parking lot at 9 pm, armed with absolutely nothing but confidence and a staggering absence of self-reflection. But these women decided enough was enough, and they loaded up their wit like a weapon, took careful aim, and fired. We have collected the best of them. Pull up a chair. This is going to be extremely satisfying.
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The Couch Line… Again
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Slide A Mile 14 Inches At A Time On This Guy's Private Parts!
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Janelle Collard 3 months ago
Whoever told these guys they were "special," "clever," or "witty" lied - big time.
Heffalump 3 months ago
I hate the title. No, women's best defense is not a sharp sense of humour. It's self defense classes, shoes you can run in, and possession of something pointy that definitely (if you're in the UK) isn't carried as a weapon, but will do the job..
Roxy222uk 3 months ago
Our best defensive is more women in positions of power. In the UK we now have laws against coercive control thanks to (believe it or not) Teresa May.
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bkwrm636 3 months ago
I repeat what I commented above: Do men/people really think these kinds of comments will impress anyone?
Janelle Collard 3 months ago
Whoever told these guys they were "special," "clever," or "witty" lied - big time.
Heffalump 3 months ago
I hate the title. No, women's best defense is not a sharp sense of humour. It's self defense classes, shoes you can run in, and possession of something pointy that definitely (if you're in the UK) isn't carried as a weapon, but will do the job..
Roxy222uk 3 months ago
Our best defensive is more women in positions of power. In the UK we now have laws against coercive control thanks to (believe it or not) Teresa May.
Load More Replies... bkwrm636 3 months ago
I repeat what I commented above: Do men/people really think these kinds of comments will impress anyone?
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