Desperate Woman Is Giving Away Her ‘A**HOLE ROOSTER’, And Her Post Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
A woman from Michigan named Denell McCaul, who is giving away her rooster wrote a very honest ad, cracking up the Internet. She writes: “FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don’t give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ASSHOLE ROOSTER.”
In the long and detailed post about the rooster, McCaul describes the bird’s personality in great detail.
First, forget your sleep. “He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m…”. Furthermore, McCaul promises that the rooster will help you get into shape and learn how to dance. She says you will be running around the yard and looking like you’re making some strange dance moves – all while trying to protect yourself from the rooster’s aggressive behavior.
“So, if you’re looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE!”
Oh, but you must come out to ‘catch this asshole’ yourself, as McCaul wants to see your first interpretive dance lesson. Are you sold yet?
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One woman just posted a hilarious ad for her ‘A**HOLE ROOSTER’, and the Internet can’t handle it
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Share on FacebookIt is amazing to me that there is a thread going here on how to "tame" this rooster by using abuse. You do all know it is abusive right. I have been a trainer all my life. I am known for my work with abused horses that everyone says there is no hope for. I have trained everything from a cat to a chicken. A rooster's job is to protect his girls. They are not mean. They just are doing their job. I grew up with chickens and roosters and they all were lap chickens. You do not stop a Rooster form doing what he is programmed to do by kicking, shaking it by the neck, throwing it or any other violent method. I would happily take this guy. I am a bit scared now for his fate since so many people here think being violent with him is the solution.
Just read this entire thing. I am really tired of people that obtain animals, and the get pissed AT THE ANIMAL for acting like an animal! PEOPLE!!! Before you get ANY animal PLEASE, practice due diligence to see what type of behavior you can expect once you have it! If people take in ANY animal without researching it first, YOU deserve EVERYTHING YOU GET!
Load More Replies...WTF! It's a rooster. You're angry with the rooster for acting like rooster and doing rooster things? YOU are the problem. This rooter kicks a*s.
Stupid people should not own animals. Any idiot knows that roosters wake you up early. DON'T own one if that is something you can not handle. Blaming a rooster for your stupidity is really, really..well stupid.
Load More Replies...The problem is that this rooster has established himself as the apex/alpha male, and everything is his property, including the woman. And her running away only fortifies this to him. Canada geese do the same thing. The person has to establish her dominance over the rooster, by being aggressive and dangerous to him. A pair of gloves and the ability to quickly grab the rooster by the neck is a great first step. Then shake the rooster good and hard, followed by swiftly throwing it a good distance. When the rooster shakes things off, you go after him again with "You want more of this?" Once the rooster decides to evade you, you have won alpha male/female status, and the rooster will be nice to you. ;D
Is that really how it works? It sounds violent.
Load More Replies...I am not thinking we have many trainers on here. Goodness. I have worked with difficult, abused and so called "dangerous' animals my whole life. I never have used violence or aggression and I am very successful with what I do. Positive Reinforcement would work just fine with this guy and I would be happy to take this guy. Some of the suggestions on here are abusive. I grew up with chickens and roosters and we used *R with them all and they were great pets. Even the roosters that showed aggression (which by the way is their job) were easily made into lap chickens. Shaking something by the neck and throwing it is abuse.
Thank you very much for your comment who restored some hope in humankind. I'm an ethologist and i censored myself because of the dumb comments of self proclaimed "specialists", aka dominance masters from the cavers ages. Anytime i read this kind of comments i just wanna shake myself by the neck to forbid me to read anymore such idiotic remarks. Keep up good work lady you rock!
Load More Replies...... when this rooster was acquired, what was the expectation? This all seems right in line with what I would expect from a rooster, but I am not a raiser of fowl.
Isn't that just what roosters do? Just put them in a proper enclosure.
LOL. I say eat the little jerk. Don't inflict that c**p on somebody else.
My parents once had a rooster. He wasn't that vocal but boy, he was agressive. Feeding the chicken always was a pain in the a*s. You always had to wear rubber boots, gloves and a stick (aka broom) to defend yourself because he would attack you the second you set foot in the coop. He really was an a*****e.
I have to agree, roosters are mean. But I once had a sweet pet rooster. An Easter chick that grew into a Dominicker.(10ish pounds) I raised him and he was the only bird so he was me and my dad's best buddy. I have pics of him roosting with our beagle, and snoozing in my lap. (They make a purr like noise when happy.) But when my mother stepped outside the fight was on! He would attack over and over. He had to be given away because of that. His last stand was against Two male Chows. He lost after the Second Time he got into their fence. Needless to say, he was an excellent judge of character. And a better sentry than the beagle for announcing visitors.
Please.dont bother commenting on my comment.because fb will notify me that you commented but NO MATTER WHAT I DO it won't come up. So pointless
My parents-in-law had an American turkey. He was also a mean bugger. I was pregnant at the time and had lost my appetite at supper. I went outside while everyone was eating. That darn turkey saw me and took off after me, I was forced to get in my car. Whenever I tried to get out of the car he would come after me. If I'd been smart, I would have tried to run him over. I finally had to honk the horn until someone, and everyone came out, and chased that blasted bird away! So don't tell me it is abuse! Especially when you have to protect your self! Also that rooster, he would have been in a stew pot long ago.
So, because the turkey's owner was too stupid to pen it, you blame the turkey. Very good. Get help.
Load More Replies...Roosters can be a******s, I know. Some roosters attaked me suddenly after many weeks working with them. Then I found out that my co-worker had kicked hens and the rooster. I have still shown them I'm not a threath and they haven't attaked me anymore. They do hate my co-workers though and defend themselves.
My father in law had a neighbor whose rooster crowed all hours of the night. The first night we stayed there I woke up with huge bags lol
I am QUITE certain that this woman received ALL manner of hate comments...possibly even death threats for how mean she was about this rooster.
What do I think? I would have happily gone there, caught the rooster (it's not that hard, even if you don't wait to do so like smart people do, and catch them while on the roost), and showed her how to hold and (nonviolently) handle roosters, and then, I would have laughed and waved as I took him away!
Sooo roosters do that often to protect their hens/Chickens. When they reach a strong point of dominance like this, is for one of two reasons. First, it can be too many hens and not enough roosters and they becime aggressive because they are programmed to breed and protect. Literally similar as someone havibg roid rage second, he is sexually frustrated and knows your messing with his mating cycle. They are nit Happy about it. Lol. He looks loke an a*****e still though...lol
I did comment but for whatever reason, I not only cannot find it despite scrolling through but the page freezes. So Im not ignoring the replies, just cant...
This rooster is definitely a masochist. Don't talk to me about abuse! This rooster was asking for it! I grew up with chickens, my father had 5,000 of them, so I know more about chickens than an Animal activist. I would do the same thing John L said. When my brother was little and still wearing plastic pants the chickens would peck at his pants. When you tried to pick eggs they would peck you hand. And chickens are dumb. I don't blame this woman for wanting to get rid of it. If nothing else, I'd shoot it and put it in the stew pot......chicken soup.
You are an idiot. You're actually blaming chickens for being chickens and acting like chickens. Next you're going to beat them for laying eggs. I do blame this "lady" who got a perfectly normal rooster and then pretended to be surprised when it actually acted like a rooster is supposed to.
Load More Replies...I can't believe anyone would cry abuse when it comes to mean chickens. I also grew up with chickens. When my brother was little and wore diapers, the chickens would peck at his plastic pants. When you went to pick eggs the hens would peck your hands. I really hate animal activists sometimes.
Hens that are pecking when you gather eggs are only trying to "go broody" and sit on the eggs until they can hatch them. It's perfectly normal, and very, very seldom hurts at all. It's actually funny to watch, LOL - and I mean watch them try to protect their eggs from ME, before you get weird ideas. As far as the rooster, he needed some training, to teach him that humans are higher on the pecking order than they are, but most of them can learn. Any that still can't, after several sessions, will often visit us for dinner, as chicken and noodles. But the training does not need to be violent at all - in fact, violence will often make them worse.
Load More Replies...When I was in second grade I got a dyed blue chick on Easter... I name it Rubin... I raised it , fed it, kept it in a cage in my room and let run loose when i was outside and it would follow me all over the place... As it grew I found out it was a Banti Rooster and about half the size of regular chickens and had red and green in it's feathers.. It was a beautiful rooster... And then I started back to school after the long summer vacation and when I walked up the gravel road to the house Rubin would take a leap off the porch and try his best to Kill Me... I tried to show him who was boss, I spent a week with him caged in a pen and talke to him ... And every time he got free of the cage he would look for me and Try To Kill Me! .... I stopped him after giving it a few weeks by going in the house and getting dads shot gum and scattering his feathers across the yard....
No! She's funny! I can't believe you don't see the humor in this.
Load More Replies...It is amazing to me that there is a thread going here on how to "tame" this rooster by using abuse. You do all know it is abusive right. I have been a trainer all my life. I am known for my work with abused horses that everyone says there is no hope for. I have trained everything from a cat to a chicken. A rooster's job is to protect his girls. They are not mean. They just are doing their job. I grew up with chickens and roosters and they all were lap chickens. You do not stop a Rooster form doing what he is programmed to do by kicking, shaking it by the neck, throwing it or any other violent method. I would happily take this guy. I am a bit scared now for his fate since so many people here think being violent with him is the solution.
Just read this entire thing. I am really tired of people that obtain animals, and the get pissed AT THE ANIMAL for acting like an animal! PEOPLE!!! Before you get ANY animal PLEASE, practice due diligence to see what type of behavior you can expect once you have it! If people take in ANY animal without researching it first, YOU deserve EVERYTHING YOU GET!
Load More Replies...WTF! It's a rooster. You're angry with the rooster for acting like rooster and doing rooster things? YOU are the problem. This rooter kicks a*s.
Stupid people should not own animals. Any idiot knows that roosters wake you up early. DON'T own one if that is something you can not handle. Blaming a rooster for your stupidity is really, really..well stupid.
Load More Replies...The problem is that this rooster has established himself as the apex/alpha male, and everything is his property, including the woman. And her running away only fortifies this to him. Canada geese do the same thing. The person has to establish her dominance over the rooster, by being aggressive and dangerous to him. A pair of gloves and the ability to quickly grab the rooster by the neck is a great first step. Then shake the rooster good and hard, followed by swiftly throwing it a good distance. When the rooster shakes things off, you go after him again with "You want more of this?" Once the rooster decides to evade you, you have won alpha male/female status, and the rooster will be nice to you. ;D
Is that really how it works? It sounds violent.
Load More Replies...I am not thinking we have many trainers on here. Goodness. I have worked with difficult, abused and so called "dangerous' animals my whole life. I never have used violence or aggression and I am very successful with what I do. Positive Reinforcement would work just fine with this guy and I would be happy to take this guy. Some of the suggestions on here are abusive. I grew up with chickens and roosters and we used *R with them all and they were great pets. Even the roosters that showed aggression (which by the way is their job) were easily made into lap chickens. Shaking something by the neck and throwing it is abuse.
Thank you very much for your comment who restored some hope in humankind. I'm an ethologist and i censored myself because of the dumb comments of self proclaimed "specialists", aka dominance masters from the cavers ages. Anytime i read this kind of comments i just wanna shake myself by the neck to forbid me to read anymore such idiotic remarks. Keep up good work lady you rock!
Load More Replies...... when this rooster was acquired, what was the expectation? This all seems right in line with what I would expect from a rooster, but I am not a raiser of fowl.
Isn't that just what roosters do? Just put them in a proper enclosure.
LOL. I say eat the little jerk. Don't inflict that c**p on somebody else.
My parents once had a rooster. He wasn't that vocal but boy, he was agressive. Feeding the chicken always was a pain in the a*s. You always had to wear rubber boots, gloves and a stick (aka broom) to defend yourself because he would attack you the second you set foot in the coop. He really was an a*****e.
I have to agree, roosters are mean. But I once had a sweet pet rooster. An Easter chick that grew into a Dominicker.(10ish pounds) I raised him and he was the only bird so he was me and my dad's best buddy. I have pics of him roosting with our beagle, and snoozing in my lap. (They make a purr like noise when happy.) But when my mother stepped outside the fight was on! He would attack over and over. He had to be given away because of that. His last stand was against Two male Chows. He lost after the Second Time he got into their fence. Needless to say, he was an excellent judge of character. And a better sentry than the beagle for announcing visitors.
Please.dont bother commenting on my comment.because fb will notify me that you commented but NO MATTER WHAT I DO it won't come up. So pointless
My parents-in-law had an American turkey. He was also a mean bugger. I was pregnant at the time and had lost my appetite at supper. I went outside while everyone was eating. That darn turkey saw me and took off after me, I was forced to get in my car. Whenever I tried to get out of the car he would come after me. If I'd been smart, I would have tried to run him over. I finally had to honk the horn until someone, and everyone came out, and chased that blasted bird away! So don't tell me it is abuse! Especially when you have to protect your self! Also that rooster, he would have been in a stew pot long ago.
So, because the turkey's owner was too stupid to pen it, you blame the turkey. Very good. Get help.
Load More Replies...Roosters can be a******s, I know. Some roosters attaked me suddenly after many weeks working with them. Then I found out that my co-worker had kicked hens and the rooster. I have still shown them I'm not a threath and they haven't attaked me anymore. They do hate my co-workers though and defend themselves.
My father in law had a neighbor whose rooster crowed all hours of the night. The first night we stayed there I woke up with huge bags lol
I am QUITE certain that this woman received ALL manner of hate comments...possibly even death threats for how mean she was about this rooster.
What do I think? I would have happily gone there, caught the rooster (it's not that hard, even if you don't wait to do so like smart people do, and catch them while on the roost), and showed her how to hold and (nonviolently) handle roosters, and then, I would have laughed and waved as I took him away!
Sooo roosters do that often to protect their hens/Chickens. When they reach a strong point of dominance like this, is for one of two reasons. First, it can be too many hens and not enough roosters and they becime aggressive because they are programmed to breed and protect. Literally similar as someone havibg roid rage second, he is sexually frustrated and knows your messing with his mating cycle. They are nit Happy about it. Lol. He looks loke an a*****e still though...lol
I did comment but for whatever reason, I not only cannot find it despite scrolling through but the page freezes. So Im not ignoring the replies, just cant...
This rooster is definitely a masochist. Don't talk to me about abuse! This rooster was asking for it! I grew up with chickens, my father had 5,000 of them, so I know more about chickens than an Animal activist. I would do the same thing John L said. When my brother was little and still wearing plastic pants the chickens would peck at his pants. When you tried to pick eggs they would peck you hand. And chickens are dumb. I don't blame this woman for wanting to get rid of it. If nothing else, I'd shoot it and put it in the stew pot......chicken soup.
You are an idiot. You're actually blaming chickens for being chickens and acting like chickens. Next you're going to beat them for laying eggs. I do blame this "lady" who got a perfectly normal rooster and then pretended to be surprised when it actually acted like a rooster is supposed to.
Load More Replies...I can't believe anyone would cry abuse when it comes to mean chickens. I also grew up with chickens. When my brother was little and wore diapers, the chickens would peck at his plastic pants. When you went to pick eggs the hens would peck your hands. I really hate animal activists sometimes.
Hens that are pecking when you gather eggs are only trying to "go broody" and sit on the eggs until they can hatch them. It's perfectly normal, and very, very seldom hurts at all. It's actually funny to watch, LOL - and I mean watch them try to protect their eggs from ME, before you get weird ideas. As far as the rooster, he needed some training, to teach him that humans are higher on the pecking order than they are, but most of them can learn. Any that still can't, after several sessions, will often visit us for dinner, as chicken and noodles. But the training does not need to be violent at all - in fact, violence will often make them worse.
Load More Replies...When I was in second grade I got a dyed blue chick on Easter... I name it Rubin... I raised it , fed it, kept it in a cage in my room and let run loose when i was outside and it would follow me all over the place... As it grew I found out it was a Banti Rooster and about half the size of regular chickens and had red and green in it's feathers.. It was a beautiful rooster... And then I started back to school after the long summer vacation and when I walked up the gravel road to the house Rubin would take a leap off the porch and try his best to Kill Me... I tried to show him who was boss, I spent a week with him caged in a pen and talke to him ... And every time he got free of the cage he would look for me and Try To Kill Me! .... I stopped him after giving it a few weeks by going in the house and getting dads shot gum and scattering his feathers across the yard....
No! She's funny! I can't believe you don't see the humor in this.
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