Desperate Woman Is Giving Away Her ‘A**HOLE ROOSTER’, And Her Post Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
A woman from Michigan named Denell McCaul, who is giving away her rooster wrote a very honest ad, cracking up the Internet. She writes: “FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don’t give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ASSHOLE ROOSTER.”
In the long and detailed post about the rooster, McCaul describes the bird’s personality in great detail.
First, forget your sleep. “He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m…”. Furthermore, McCaul promises that the rooster will help you get into shape and learn how to dance. She says you will be running around the yard and looking like you’re making some strange dance moves – all while trying to protect yourself from the rooster’s aggressive behavior.
“So, if you’re looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE!”
Oh, but you must come out to ‘catch this asshole’ yourself, as McCaul wants to see your first interpretive dance lesson. Are you sold yet?
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One woman just posted a hilarious ad for her ‘A**HOLE ROOSTER’, and the Internet can’t handle it
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It is amazing to me that there is a thread going here on how to "tame" this rooster by using abuse. You do all know it is abusive right. I have been a trainer all my life. I am known for my work with abused horses that everyone says there is no hope for. I have trained everything from a cat to a chicken. A rooster's job is to protect his girls. They are not mean. They just are doing their job. I grew up with chickens and roosters and they all were lap chickens. You do not stop a Rooster form doing what he is programmed to do by kicking, shaking it by the neck, throwing it or any other violent method. I would happily take this guy. I am a bit scared now for his fate since so many people here think being violent with him is the solution.
Just read this entire thing. I am really tired of people that obtain animals, and the get pissed AT THE ANIMAL for acting like an animal! PEOPLE!!! Before you get ANY animal PLEASE, practice due diligence to see what type of behavior you can expect once you have it! If people take in ANY animal without researching it first, YOU deserve EVERYTHING YOU GET!
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WTF! It's a rooster. You're angry with the rooster for acting like rooster and doing rooster things? YOU are the problem. This rooter kicks a*s.
Stupid people should not own animals. Any idiot knows that roosters wake you up early. DON'T own one if that is something you can not handle. Blaming a rooster for your stupidity is really, really..well stupid.
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The problem is that this rooster has established himself as the apex/alpha male, and everything is his property, including the woman. And her running away only fortifies this to him. Canada geese do the same thing. The person has to establish her dominance over the rooster, by being aggressive and dangerous to him. A pair of gloves and the ability to quickly grab the rooster by the neck is a great first step. Then shake the rooster good and hard, followed by swiftly throwing it a good distance. When the rooster shakes things off, you go after him again with "You want more of this?" Once the rooster decides to evade you, you have won alpha male/female status, and the rooster will be nice to you. ;D
Is that really how it works? It sounds violent.
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It is amazing to me that there is a thread going here on how to "tame" this rooster by using abuse. You do all know it is abusive right. I have been a trainer all my life. I am known for my work with abused horses that everyone says there is no hope for. I have trained everything from a cat to a chicken. A rooster's job is to protect his girls. They are not mean. They just are doing their job. I grew up with chickens and roosters and they all were lap chickens. You do not stop a Rooster form doing what he is programmed to do by kicking, shaking it by the neck, throwing it or any other violent method. I would happily take this guy. I am a bit scared now for his fate since so many people here think being violent with him is the solution.
Just read this entire thing. I am really tired of people that obtain animals, and the get pissed AT THE ANIMAL for acting like an animal! PEOPLE!!! Before you get ANY animal PLEASE, practice due diligence to see what type of behavior you can expect once you have it! If people take in ANY animal without researching it first, YOU deserve EVERYTHING YOU GET!
Load More Replies... WTF! It's a rooster. You're angry with the rooster for acting like rooster and doing rooster things? YOU are the problem. This rooter kicks a*s.
Stupid people should not own animals. Any idiot knows that roosters wake you up early. DON'T own one if that is something you can not handle. Blaming a rooster for your stupidity is really, really..well stupid.
Load More Replies... The problem is that this rooster has established himself as the apex/alpha male, and everything is his property, including the woman. And her running away only fortifies this to him. Canada geese do the same thing. The person has to establish her dominance over the rooster, by being aggressive and dangerous to him. A pair of gloves and the ability to quickly grab the rooster by the neck is a great first step. Then shake the rooster good and hard, followed by swiftly throwing it a good distance. When the rooster shakes things off, you go after him again with "You want more of this?" Once the rooster decides to evade you, you have won alpha male/female status, and the rooster will be nice to you. ;D
Is that really how it works? It sounds violent.
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