A woman from Michigan named Denell McCaul, who is giving away her rooster wrote a very honest ad, cracking up the Internet. She writes: “FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don’t give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ASSHOLE ROOSTER.”
In the long and detailed post about the rooster, McCaul describes the bird’s personality in great detail.
First, forget your sleep. “He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m…”. Furthermore, McCaul promises that the rooster will help you get into shape and learn how to dance. She says you will be running around the yard and looking like you’re making some strange dance moves – all while trying to protect yourself from the rooster’s aggressive behavior.
“So, if you’re looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE!”
Oh, but you must come out to ‘catch this asshole’ yourself, as McCaul wants to see your first interpretive dance lesson. Are you sold yet?