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Woman Sends Detailed PowerPoint Presentation On Why Guy Should Date Her, But His Response Was Short
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Lizzy Fenton came up with a clever idea to convince a guy to date her, but when she shared her plot with the Internet, she ended up winning more hearts than she expected.
The University of Minnesota student got crafty with her courtship in late March when she decided to draft a PowerPoint presentation entitled Why You Should Date Me, and emailed it to her crush, Carter Blochwitz. Though his response wasn’t the one she likely wanted, the rest of the Internet was totally wooed – even Microsoft took the time to applaud her efforts.
Get to know Lizzy below, and tell us about the wildest thing you ever did to make a crush notice you in the comments.
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fake. they are together https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1517380221623242&set=picfp.100000538362075.1162730737088194&type=3&theater
Good haha! Sometimes I hate boredpanda's attempts to get a reaction from people. Like the fact that they're together is way better than the alternative anyway!
Awesome. You win the internet. I wish I could upvote this more than once.
Typical sales presentation: focus on flash and not substance. Just a few points to consider: She offers an end to family nagging about girlfriends, but no solution for 'when are you getting married' or 'starting a family'. That solution makes for new bigger problems. I wager it comes at great extra hidden costs. The monogamy point doesn't offer new opportunities, just a rebranding of the same package. If it came with the cute friend at no charge, well, then we'd be talking! The growing breasts is a concern, because it doesn't address projected growth in other key demographics. The financial model is concerning. A full breakdown of return-on-investment should be considered. Broad statements like 'can support you' do not indicate quantity or quality of life. Final note: last image depicts one feline. Are there more of these "hidden features", and if so, how many? Is the cigarette a prop or regular operation cost with all the smelly side-effects? Good luck recipient!
pretty sure Ford is joking. why the downvotes? :)
Sarcasm be lost on some people LOL
Ford Pinto- so funny!!
I agree. This presentation is completely flawed. I feel conned and I'm not even dating her. Everyone be warned. This looks like a scam.
I think she was joking...
Chill out ;)
Fake or not (Thanks Dragos Miron), it's a bit too 'desperate' for my taste. But hey, whatever she/he may like. :P
It looks like they were already together and did this to be funny. His "response" is a cute punchline.
Hey, she displays intellect and a sense of humor. I'd at least give her half a chance.
true!!!!!
Totally agree. His response would have been mine. I might have been a little nicer than his response. LOL
fake. they are together https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1517380221623242&set=picfp.100000538362075.1162730737088194&type=3&theater
Good haha! Sometimes I hate boredpanda's attempts to get a reaction from people. Like the fact that they're together is way better than the alternative anyway!
Awesome. You win the internet. I wish I could upvote this more than once.
Typical sales presentation: focus on flash and not substance. Just a few points to consider: She offers an end to family nagging about girlfriends, but no solution for 'when are you getting married' or 'starting a family'. That solution makes for new bigger problems. I wager it comes at great extra hidden costs. The monogamy point doesn't offer new opportunities, just a rebranding of the same package. If it came with the cute friend at no charge, well, then we'd be talking! The growing breasts is a concern, because it doesn't address projected growth in other key demographics. The financial model is concerning. A full breakdown of return-on-investment should be considered. Broad statements like 'can support you' do not indicate quantity or quality of life. Final note: last image depicts one feline. Are there more of these "hidden features", and if so, how many? Is the cigarette a prop or regular operation cost with all the smelly side-effects? Good luck recipient!
pretty sure Ford is joking. why the downvotes? :)
Sarcasm be lost on some people LOL
Ford Pinto- so funny!!
I agree. This presentation is completely flawed. I feel conned and I'm not even dating her. Everyone be warned. This looks like a scam.
I think she was joking...
Chill out ;)
Fake or not (Thanks Dragos Miron), it's a bit too 'desperate' for my taste. But hey, whatever she/he may like. :P
It looks like they were already together and did this to be funny. His "response" is a cute punchline.
Hey, she displays intellect and a sense of humor. I'd at least give her half a chance.
true!!!!!
Totally agree. His response would have been mine. I might have been a little nicer than his response. LOL