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50 Times People Proved Just How Witty Their Humor Really Is
Many people think they could probably be comedians, if they put their minds to it. This is perhaps mostly wishful thinking, but that doesn’t mean one can’t be pretty funny from time to time even if it isn’t a full time job. So we’ve gathered some of the best examples of people seeing an opportunity for a good joke and taking it.
After all, sometimes the starts just align correctly and one can seize that golden opportunity for a solid joke. Now get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
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#1
I Hate It When Job Interviewers Ask "What Is Your Greatest Strength," So I Printed Up These Business Cards To Just Hand Out When Asked
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#2
Well There Is
#3
Anticipating Questions At Work
#4
One Foot In The Grave
#5
The Cutest Criminal There Is
#6
Saw This Clever Rascal While Walking To Work
#7
For Weeks We’ve Been Having Issues With A Bird Flying Into This Window. My Daughter’s Nicolas Cage Pillow Solved The Problem
It's actually a flip sequin pillow, and I think they missed a major opportunity by not putting Travolta on the other side of the sequins.
#8
Wife Modified A 5-Year-Old's Birthday Card For My Brother's 35th
#9
My Grandma Packs Her Own Bacon Because She Feels Like The Restaurants Never Put Enough On Her BLTs
My grandma said, "I am 83 years old, just let me live my life."
#10
"Tis But A Scratch"
#11
Oh Thank God I'm Saved
#12
Genius
#13
19 Years Ago Today, On Halloween, This Is How I Announced To My Students And Colleagues That I Was Pregnant
#14
New Policy At The Local Hardware Store
Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
"I give permission to my husband to purchase the completely black paint. - signed, my wife"
#15
Saw This Garbage Truck In Portland, Oregon
#16
My Window C*****d So I Fixed It The Only Way I Know How
#17
Good Advice
#18
Trojan Horse Birthday Cake
My friend and I have been passing a bottle of Rumple Mintz back and forth for a couple of years, secretly hiding it at the others house. Today he dropped off a birthday cake but didn't have time to hang out and eat a piece.
#19
I've Been Waiting 9 Months For A Coworker To Ride His Harley To Work So I Could Do This
#20
There Is A Tile Moved At Work For Some Reason. It’s Been Moved For About Two Weeks. I Decided To Have Fun With It
It’s my friend’s office. I’ve heard nothing but positive reactions so far today.
#21
She Said She Wanted A Man Of The Streets… I Said “Baby I Am The Streets”
#22
It's Power Rangers Time
#23
What My Local Coffee Shop Calls Matcha
#25
This Dill Pizza Dough Branding
#26
Pretending To Be A Sophisticated, Tea-Drinking Adult While In A Zoom Meeting, When Really
I don’t even think anyone’s paying attention.
#27
Local Doughnut Shop Has Some Jokes
#28
I Guess Divorce Parties Are A Thing Now?
Jeolas1 1 year ago
I think this is a very healthy way of looking at and dealing with the end of a marriage. In "judging Amy" there was an episode where the parents did a divorce ceremony in which, in front of their families, they returned their rings to each other and swore to be kind and respectful with each other and co-parent their children responsibly and respectfully. It made me tear up.
#29
Taylor Swift Fan Hides Identity Because She Called In Sick To Work
#30
No More Christmas Wrapping Supplies At The Store, So My Daughter Made With Stock On Hand
#31
A Little Gift For The New Owners
This is Aaron our family skeleton that has been around for years. Since we are moving he decided to stay and give a warm welcome to the next family to live in our house. He insisted on heading up into the garage attic to wait for their arrival. We wish him luck and hopes they find him as enjoyable as we have.
Chris Christo 1 year ago
Were you trying to prank the new owners, or to scare the s**t out of the first handyman or electrician who gets up there to fix something?
#32
Our Office Manager Left For Vacation Last Week And Came Back To This Today
#33
Wife Is Not Impressed With Her New Designer Hambag
#34
My Son Thinks He Is Hilarious - Told Him To Stack The Dishes In The Sink
#35
The Lock On Our Bathroom Door In The Break Room At Work
Cindy Brick 1 year ago
Or... poop with strangers, because you didn't lock it properly. (Or in the case of my last public bathroom, it was broken. Ever try to use the toilet while you're desperately hanging on to the handle??)
#36
I’m About To Become Omniscient. Wish Me Luck
Michael Largey 1 year ago
"Between me and Rudyard Kipling, we encompass all knowledge. He knows everything that can be known, and I know the rest." - Mark Twain
#37
The McPerfect McDonald's Order
I'll add Beyonce's XO for hugs and kisses.
#38
My Christmas Pillow Doubles As Valentine's Day Decor
Accidentally put my Christmas pillow upside down, and I love it.
#39
My Husband Ian Insisted That Our New Puppy Nala Get Her Own Stocking. I Thought It Was Sweet Until I Realized He Had Ulterior Motives
#40
I Heard Giggling In The Kitchen And My Kids Were Huddled Around Our Lemonade. This Was Their Attempt To Pull A Prank On Me
They're now laughing hysterically and asking, "May I please have some lem- I mean, may I please have some pee to drink?"
#42
My Friends Made Sure I Didn’t Leave Last Night From The Halloween Party
Now I'm learning how to put on a tire.
#43
There’s A Gap In The Cabinets Because Of An Angled Sink. Countertops Get Installed On Monday
#44
Wife Left Me Alone With The Kids For The First Time And After Asking For An Update I Sent Her This
#45
Much Better
#46
One Of My Co-Workers' House Was "Rocked" Last Night. He Ran Out Of His House To Chase The Kids That Did It But They Fled, Leaving Their Scooter Behind
This is what he did with the scooter this morning. He actually considered welding it to the pole, but in casual conversation with the police (they're quite laid back here) they politely 'suggested' that wasn't such a good idea.
#47
I Took This Picture In 2017, So These Rules May No Longer Apply
#48
Witty Profile
chi-wei shen 1 year ago
She wrote about this picture: "This is my tinder profile. I’ve had it for a year. 23 men have contacted me to say I’m incorrect about toilet paper"
#49
My Brother Turns 30 Tomorrow. This Is What He's Unwrapping vs. What I'll Bring Out Once He Realizes
#50
My Wife Refused To Eat Her Pear’s Thic Booty
My friend also said I should name my pear Fiona...
#51
This Vandalized McDonald's Billboard In Glasgow
This used to be an advert for the McDonald's Big Arch burger, but now it's for something much more appealing.
#52
I’m About To Spray My New Kitchen Cabinets
That was when I pre-primed all of my crown. I’m replacing the driveway anyways. The booth isn’t to stop paint from going everywhere, it’s to stop dust from getting on the cabinets.
#53
Someone Put This Motion-Activated Sticker On The Paper Towels At Work That Are In Fact Not Motion Activated
#54
Came With My Wife To Her Gynecologist Appointment, At Least She’s Honest
#55
One Bowl Of Internet Please
#56
Jesus Is "Not" Always The Answer?
#57
My Boss Told Me I Wasn’t Ready To Make Sushi Yet, So I Made A Hot Dog
#58
I Think I'm Going To Like This Sequel Better Than The Original
#59
I Put A Couple Layers Of Boot Polish On One Of My Coworker's Boots Every Day He Was On Vacation... One Of His Boots
#60
Squirrel
RoRoRomantasy 1 year ago
The next booking isn't for nearly three years? My question is if they'll go through with it, and how many people will have forgotten by the time the squirrel shows up at their door
#61
Pharmacy Technician Gave Up
KatWitch57 1 year ago
6id for 5d, 5id 2d, 4id 2d, 3id 2d, 2id 2d, 1id 2d; where id = per day and d = day.
#62
Breaking My Ankle Hasn't Lessen My Genius Humour
#63
Saw My Opportunity, No Regrets
#64
I Got Charged A "B**ching Fee"
I ordered a Miller Lite and she walked up to my table while opening a Bud Light for me. I wasn't even going to complain, but my friend spoke up forcing me point out her mistake.
Brian Herold 1 year ago
If the waitress made a mistake and it was simply pointed out, then that, alone, shouldn't result in a b*tching fee. Now, if the customer was a Karen about it, then the b*tching fee should be higher.
#66
Saw This On The Way Home. Cybertruck Who?
#67
Nerd Humor Comes Differently Because Someone Has To Explain It First
Harry Gondalf 1 year ago
Pls help. I'm a bit of a nerd but it has been 66 years since high school trig.
#68
Wife Is Terrified Of Slugs, Woke To This Note
"Scary slug infiltrated. Hid him near the trolley under a pile of salt under a glass bowl. Very sorry, but could you deal with it?"
I sadly dealt with it before posting.
Lost Panda 1 year ago
I read the not before actually seeing it was transcribed... I can read cursive (only write in cursive) but that was a hard read...
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SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Humour is very subjective. I find some things really funny about my disability etc that to others could be offensive. My t-shirts... One says - "I'm my defence I was left unsupervised"... Another one is "I survived the loo roll crisis of 2020".... They're not meant to be offensive... It's me dealing with what I've been through... But yes! More funny things like these please!, 👍🙂
A dude who likes to drum 1 year ago
My dad and my best friend are two of the wittiest people I know, i hear comments like these all the time lol
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Humour is very subjective. I find some things really funny about my disability etc that to others could be offensive. My t-shirts... One says - "I'm my defence I was left unsupervised"... Another one is "I survived the loo roll crisis of 2020".... They're not meant to be offensive... It's me dealing with what I've been through... But yes! More funny things like these please!, 👍🙂
A dude who likes to drum 1 year ago
My dad and my best friend are two of the wittiest people I know, i hear comments like these all the time lol
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